The starting sister is Zhuge Dali

Chapter 450 Tsundere and Doting

Chang'e's voice is gentle.

The gentle Miss Chang'e also has a lot of fans in the canyon.

However, if Zhuge Wenruo's tone changed, it would become:

"Thunderbolt reaches the sky, the sky collapses and the earth sinks into the purple gold hammer"

"Purple Lightning Xuanzhen Flame Nine Heavens Xuanjian Shocking Change"

"Dark clouds, I gallop on the battlefield, whistling smoke and clouds."

"Passionate since ancient times, free of hatred, holding a crescent blade!"

Are you singing this song with Chang'e's voice?

What's the name of the song?
That Han Xin was hit hard by thunder

Zhuge Wenruo sang a few lines and asked, "Brother, are you alright?"

But no one answered him.

So he asked again: "Brother?"

"Stop talking, I don't know what to say." The jungler said that he was very autistic.

Was shown!
Zhuge Wenruo smiled as expected, and then sang in a little Zhengtai voice:
"Little friend, do you have a lot of question marks? Why are you learning to draw and talking to the piano while others are reading comics?"

Han Xin: "."

Be shown beyond recognition!
So it affected the state of the jungler, not to mention having two pits.

Zhuge Wenruo saw that there was no cure, so he also gave up, and he didn't play seriously, so he walked to the middle of the road with Chang'e's voice:

"Are you that 0 bar 8 sow?"

Zhong Xiaoqin: "..., you say one more thing, it's like a big bad pen."

Well, thirty soon, what kind of elegance do you want?
Uh, Miss Zhong is angry?
Well, older women don't seem to be able to make such jokes.

So change the subject immediately
Zhuge Wenruo (Chang'e voice): "You are the one, I am a fairy from heaven~~"

"Speak well, you are a man, at most you are a bald donkey from the sky, go find your teacher."

Zhong Xiaoqin felt that she had lost her composure.

"Shut up, cute (ferocious) egg~hahahaha~"

Zhuge Wenruo (Chang'e broken voice).

Xiaotuanzi: "Who is Mengdaner?"

"Her nickname~" Zhuge Wenruo explained to her.

Zhong Xiaoqin: "￥%6&8*@"

Well, she couldn't help cursing.

Zhuge Wenruo is still talking (Chang'e voice): "Mengdaner, I want to order a cup of taro ball bobo milk tea~~~"

"No taro balls and milk tea, just bobo~~sister, I want bobo~"

"Okay? Cute egg~~"

Zhong Xiaoqin was speechless when she heard her nickname again and again.

Look at the popularity of the live broadcast room is more than 7000 million!

That is, more than 7000 million people have heard their nickname?
Smelly man, if you don't fight for three days, go to the house to expose the tiles!
So he stood up and said indifferently to the screen: "Xiaotuanzi, play by yourself for a while, I'll go to this kid's house, his house is upstairs from my house, hurry up and come back, it will be over in 10 minutes."

Gritting his teeth.

pang.

It was the sound of the bedroom door being smashed.

Xiaotuanzi: "."

She can already imagine what a large-scale domestic violence scene looks like?
But as a die-hard fan, she still said worriedly: "Uh, you won't be beaten to death, right?"

Barrage
"Don't worry, probably not."

"You deserve to be beaten to death. The ability to kill is really strong."

"No way, if you beat him to death, whoever wrote the book for us suggests beating him half to death, leaving only the head and hands, as long as they are intact."

"Aren't you devils?"

Almost heard the sound of sprinting first, and then the sound of closing the door, and the audience had imagined that Zhuge Wenruo hid in a certain room.

But it's a pity that there is no lock on the door of this room, which is the bathroom! ! !
Zhong Xiaoqin pushed the door open and walked in.

Zhuge Wenruo also stopped Chang'e, and begged for mercy in the original voice: "Sister, sister, I was just joking."

"Just kidding? Who are you talking about sows? You've been doing a lot of research every day, right?"

"The girls are chirping."

"If I don't hit you, do you really think my mother has a good temper?"

"what!"

"Then what's my name, Xiaoqin?"

"Ah? It's okay, hiss~ It's not big or small, who is it called Xiaoqin? What do you think you call me?!" Zhong Xiaoqin said angrily.

"Auntie?" Zhuge Wenruo asked tentatively.

"Roll rough!"

Zhong Xiaoqin was really angry.

The small fist hit Zhuge Wenruo.

"Hey, hey, don't hit me? Then I'll continue to call you by your nickname, you brat." Zhuge Wenruo continued to fight to death.

Zhong Xiaoqin's eyes sharpened, showing a dangerous light, and her small fist began to beat hard.

Mengdan'er is her nickname, the reason is that when she was a child, she often fell ill. Her mother asked someone to come to see her, saying that it was a cheap name to make a living, and she chose such a cheap name to save her precious daughter from suffering!
Amazingly, she really hasn't been sick very often since then.

But then I stopped calling when I went to school.

That is, her mother called her once or twice in private.

Later Zhuge Dasheng went to Zhong's house as a guest and overheard him by chance.

Between girlfriends, there is nothing to say.

So Meng Dan'er has become a joke between sisters.

In my memory, once Zhuge Dasheng yelled that, it was heard by the predecessor.

The result hahaha.
"Hahaha, sister, sister, I was wrong."

Zhuge Wenruo grabbed his small fist and didn't let go.

"Little bastard, if you dare to yell again, I'll send you to hell, you understand?" Zhong Xiaoqin's hand was caught, and she was more shy than angry for a while.

Only threats with weak deterrence can be carried out.

"Hmm."

Like the little chicken pecking rice, Zhuge Wenruo nodded, like a good student listening to his parents.

But the hands are tightly held.

Seeing that Zhong Xiaoqin couldn't draw her hand back, she selectively forgot.

With a cold snort, he left.

Xiaotuanzi asked cautiously, "Da Da, are you still alive?"

"It's still there, don't worry, I'm fine, it's just that I was wrong." Zhuge Wenruo said thoughtfully.

"Ah, what's wrong?" Xiaotuanzi asked.

"People say that it's better to find a woman from Shanghai, who has a sweet voice and is too gentle, but why did she become a big old lady in the Northeast?"

Zhuge Wenruo has a sense of déjà vu that I have been deceived by this world.

"Ha ha ha ha"

Xiaotuanzi couldn't help laughing after hearing this.

Zhuge Wenruo thought to himself, what a fart you are laughing!

But this is also a joke he made, and it can't be taken seriously. Zhuge Wenruo continues the official work Zhong Xiaoqin gave him, which is to play games.

This one has already scored 6 points.

If Zhuge Wen doesn't care about points, but the little girl is looking for herself to score points, then take these two pits and score points.

Starting the game again, Zhuge Wenruo said to Zhong Xiaoqin: "Sister, take Princess Yaoyao and just ride my face the whole way."

Zhong Xiaoqin: "Little bastard, if you play hooligan again, believe it or not, I will beat you, I will not play Yao!"

"Cough cough, sister, as long as you like it, I am your human flesh punching bag." Zhuge Wenruo said from the heart.

This sudden nonsense made Zhong Xiaoqin blush.

say no more
? ?
However, Xiaotuanzi smelled something different, it was the smell of pampering.

This tone. Doesn't this brother spoil his sister too much?
Zhuge Wenruo took out Han Xin casually.

Then Zhong Xiaoqin chose Yao in seconds!

Xiaotuanzi: "."

Barrage
"??"

"Isn't it not a choice?"

"The arrogant group, but they were still selected."

"My younger brother loves my older sister, and my older sister has a knife mouth and a tofu heart. She deserves to be our official Kunlun writer cp."

"What cp?"

"It's Qing Qing and Brother Gou, they are the official cp of Kunlun Chinese Website, if you don't believe me, you can go and have a look."

"Really!"

Xiaotuanzi teased, "Sister, didn't you choose?"

Zhong Xiaoqin was embarrassed: "Ahem, I just want to win."

The corners of Xiaotuanzi's mouth are raised in chaos
Then he asked again: "Big Daddy, didn't you say that my sister is like an old woman from the Northeast?"

I only heard Zhuge Wenruo say leisurely, with a hint of helplessness in his tone:

"I can't help it, my precious sister, I want to spoil her with tears in my eyes!"

Xiaotuanzi: "."

She who hasn't eaten yet has a mouthful of dog food!
The game starts now

Zhuge Wenruo started the game against the red buff on the opposite side, and started with three buffs.

Next he staged a 1 minute 1000 economy jungler

In 8 minutes, the economy reached more than 8000.

Jungling at this level is random killing.

There was just a small accident, that is, during a wave of team battles, Zhong Xiaoqin's Yao was beaten to death by the opponent.

There is no other way, the other side can only bully Yao, who has a low economy.

But Zhuge Wenruo was not happy, and sent in full screen: "Do you dare to kill my Yao?"

Zhong Xiaoqin: "Who is yours?"

Zhuge Wenruo: "You!"

Everyone: "."

It's a big night, and I'm full before I eat!
(End of this chapter)