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Chapter 274 Learning Kung Fu is Really Dark
Chapter 274 Learning Kung Fu is Really Dark
"Now, look at me, this is called zama step. Stand up, if anyone falls down within an hour, it means that this person has no talent for learning martial arts, and there is no need to come here in the future, do you all understand? ?”
He has a long beard and a red face comparable to that of Boss Guan, but it's a pity that it's not the uncle in the cuckold who is speaking seriously.It's just that his strange appearance and wretched expression make people laugh, especially these little devils, they all laughed heartily.
"Shut up for me, and if you laugh any more, you will be disqualified from learning martial arts immediately. Now, immediately, immediately, whoever dares to refuse, don't blame me for being rude."
The little ghost really didn't show face, one of the big fat boys stood up, and there were two crooked little attendants by his side, they should be like bookboys.He only heard him say, "Ma Ji, my father is Li Man, do I still need to step?"
Li Man, the head of this small mountain village named Amandadi, has the most official position here.Even this kung fu coach named Ma Ji was found by him. He only needs to spend a little money, and there are a lot of such third-rate coaches anywhere.The purpose is not just that his child is interested in martial arts, so he did this.It's that the country's laws have issued new regulations. After the age of six, one must learn martial arts, and at the age of 12, officials will come to inspect.
If he doesn't do this, he will violate the laws and regulations of the state, and he will not be able to eat at that time, and he will still go around.
The stingy village chief was forced to helplessness, and the children in the family were also interested, so he reluctantly paid a small amount of money to find such a coach to teach.So Li Si, the son of the village chief, let the words out, would he still dare to do that?Forcing the village chief's son to step forward!
"Ah! The style of a high-ranking official. It's like the one who killed someone and didn't pay for his life. He killed someone and fled for many years. He came back and surrendered. He was sentenced to a suspended death sentence. He even killed someone for many years. It can be done with some money. You don't have to die. JC committed a crime." The law is the same as law enforcement. This kid will be a disaster sooner or later, I,, forget it, let's not mind my own business." Among the little kids, a little boy with eyes stood in the dark, taking everything under the eyes of the little boy. The fat man gave such an evaluation, but in the end he gave up the idea of 'hands-on'.
"You,, aha, it turned out to be Young Master Li, hehe, of course you don't need to stance, please rest. You guys, immediately stance for me, otherwise, you will end up like this stone, hmph. " Ma Ji's serious appearance immediately became wretched, but Gong sent Li Si away, but he intensified his treatment of the remaining little devils, and even showed his real skills to demonstrate.
Ma Ji waved his palm against a huge rock, and just saw an invisible gust of air blow out. With a loud 'bang', the huge rock was blasted into powder.The little ghost heads were very surprised immediately, even the little fatty who was resting aside, and Hou Luo who stood low-key and unobtrusive were surprised.
That stone is called granite in later generations, and it can be called biotite granite. It has many colors and is one of the most widely used granites in construction.It is the hardest of all granites and is suitable for both indoors and outdoors.
In this era, the nourishment of spiritual energy is hundreds of times harder than diamonds, and it can be turned into powder with one palm. How can Hou Luo not be surprised!Originally, Hou Luo was used to these martial arts in later generations and expressed his disdain, but now after seeing the real martial arts, he fell in love with martial arts like a demon.
"He's just a third-rate low-level figure, so capable, hehe. That guy Xuanyuan Tianyu has really created a lot of new tricks. It seems that he has been to the earth in the universe, and came back to reform the world of the immortal world. Then I'll learn it seriously and see what I can learn." Hou Luo rarely showed a serious expression, so he seriously walked with those little devils.
"Isn't it just a horse stride? I'll come to accompany you too. I must be the one who stands the longest. You two come over, you take an umbrella and cover me from the sun, you take a folding fan and fan me The wind." The little fat man actually came back to take the horse step automatically, but the capital style did not diminish the majesty just now.
"Well! Hehe, it seems that this little fat man's personality has not been finalized, and he can still be saved. Why don't you learn from the protagonists in those novels, and take a younger brother to play with! Hahahahaha, I'm really a genius, so let's decide Come on, little fat man, wait for me, I'll take you as my younger brother after you've learned Kungfu." Hou Luo's face was gloomy, and the bad water came again, it seems that the nature of the big devil still retains a little bad style.
All the little ghosts set up their postures in the martial arts training ground, and put on their horses. The little fat man who was leading in the front left a place for him alone, and the rest of the little ghosts were behind them. These little guys plus Hou Luo, There are 26 in total.Coach Ma walked alone ahead, because one of his feet was disabled, and now he can only walk with a cane.
"Now, this coach will explain to you about the chronicles of martial arts, don't miss it."
"The first is the level of martial arts practice. This is established by the legendary descendant of Dugu Jingdi, No. 70, the descendant of the third generation Dugu Feixian. They are Zhuji, Wudao, Zhenzhen, Wuzun, Guiyuan, Xiantian, Du Tribulation, Taoism, and Immortality. There are three grades: upper, middle, and lower. Foundation building, enlightenment, and truth are the lower grades; Wu Zun, Guiyuan, and Xiantian are the middle grades; crossing the robbery, entering the Tao, and flying immortals are the upper grades."
"Every hurdle is a bottleneck that is difficult to promote, and every stage is the difference between heaven and earth, but don't underestimate people who are higher than you. If you accidentally say something wrong or do something wrong one day, If you hit the iron board, the end will only be worse than this coach."
"Leaving aside some trivial matters, this coach will explain to you the key points of practicing martial arts."
"The so-called Feixian does not mean ascending to become a god, but just getting the qualification to become a god. According to historical records, millions of years ago, immortals and demons once competed for Fuxiqin, the magic weapon of Emperor Fuxi, and fought a battle. The epic says It was the first battle between immortals and demons. The second was the battle between dragon and phoenix hundreds of years ago, when immortals and demons launched the second war, and now the Great Shang Empire was bought by demons at a heavy price."
"It's just that I don't know what happened later. The world changed drastically, the aura disappeared, and the 'sky' also disappeared. From now on, no one can fly to immortals, let alone gods and Buddhas, and all the demons have disappeared. Now evil spirits are everywhere, thanks to that one A visitor from beyond the sky, he teamed up with the descendants of the Dugu family to create the current Jianghu. These things are not important, what is important is the purpose of Jianghu's existence."
"According to the legend of the ancestors of the Dugu family, the 'Heaven' has been replaced by a 'Heaven', and this 'Heaven' does not accept ordinary people easily, and ordinary people refer to our human race. According to his last words, the strength does not surpass the ancient Qi refiners. Immortals are not allowed to become immortals and become gods. Therefore, the so-called rivers and lakes were born, and martial arts were developed from this. Feixian is a brick that knocks on the door. When you reach that level, it means you are qualified to go' God', it's still a question of whether you can become a fairy or a god."
"What this coach said is that I hope that you can practice martial arts with the goal of flying immortals. If you become immortals and become gods, you will live forever. You can also get an invitation to the Pantao Festival, eat pantao, prolong your life, and live forever. Although the legend is far away, but Dugu Flying Immortal has already succeeded, and the historical records are infallible, you must work hard, use martial arts to enter Dao as soon as possible, and Feixian will go to the 'heaven'."
"Of course, no matter how hard you learn these beautiful fists and embroidered legs, it is impossible to succeed. Another kind of strength is needed to assist. That is internal strength, which is commonly known as internal strength. I have just demonstrated it to you. Do you want me to teach you? "Coach Ma explained so much like wanting to die, and finally served the main course.
However, Ma Ji didn't intend to teach them internal strength at all, and what they learned was just general basic boxing skills. When they met someone with internal strength, it would be useless at all.These brats are just delusional that Mackey will teach them, but the fact is that it can't be.
The little ghosts don't understand the world, everyone forgot the pain of Zamabu, and cheered loudly, "I think."
"Well, if you want to learn, each person will hand in a silver ticket, and this coach will teach you to learn internal strength. If not, forget it, go home and dream." Coach Ma's fox tail finally showed, which made people unable to help Want to beat him up.
"I'm stupid, it's really black, is it really his black. Even if you open a black shop, it's not so dark." Hou Luo cursed bitterly in his heart when he heard the price, and greeted all the women in his family.
···
AM: Money is not everything, but in this day and age, China has explained to you that money is everything. [Ask for a ticket, don't give it?Be careful of being hacked. 】
(End of this chapter)
"Now, look at me, this is called zama step. Stand up, if anyone falls down within an hour, it means that this person has no talent for learning martial arts, and there is no need to come here in the future, do you all understand? ?”
He has a long beard and a red face comparable to that of Boss Guan, but it's a pity that it's not the uncle in the cuckold who is speaking seriously.It's just that his strange appearance and wretched expression make people laugh, especially these little devils, they all laughed heartily.
"Shut up for me, and if you laugh any more, you will be disqualified from learning martial arts immediately. Now, immediately, immediately, whoever dares to refuse, don't blame me for being rude."
The little ghost really didn't show face, one of the big fat boys stood up, and there were two crooked little attendants by his side, they should be like bookboys.He only heard him say, "Ma Ji, my father is Li Man, do I still need to step?"
Li Man, the head of this small mountain village named Amandadi, has the most official position here.Even this kung fu coach named Ma Ji was found by him. He only needs to spend a little money, and there are a lot of such third-rate coaches anywhere.The purpose is not just that his child is interested in martial arts, so he did this.It's that the country's laws have issued new regulations. After the age of six, one must learn martial arts, and at the age of 12, officials will come to inspect.
If he doesn't do this, he will violate the laws and regulations of the state, and he will not be able to eat at that time, and he will still go around.
The stingy village chief was forced to helplessness, and the children in the family were also interested, so he reluctantly paid a small amount of money to find such a coach to teach.So Li Si, the son of the village chief, let the words out, would he still dare to do that?Forcing the village chief's son to step forward!
"Ah! The style of a high-ranking official. It's like the one who killed someone and didn't pay for his life. He killed someone and fled for many years. He came back and surrendered. He was sentenced to a suspended death sentence. He even killed someone for many years. It can be done with some money. You don't have to die. JC committed a crime." The law is the same as law enforcement. This kid will be a disaster sooner or later, I,, forget it, let's not mind my own business." Among the little kids, a little boy with eyes stood in the dark, taking everything under the eyes of the little boy. The fat man gave such an evaluation, but in the end he gave up the idea of 'hands-on'.
"You,, aha, it turned out to be Young Master Li, hehe, of course you don't need to stance, please rest. You guys, immediately stance for me, otherwise, you will end up like this stone, hmph. " Ma Ji's serious appearance immediately became wretched, but Gong sent Li Si away, but he intensified his treatment of the remaining little devils, and even showed his real skills to demonstrate.
Ma Ji waved his palm against a huge rock, and just saw an invisible gust of air blow out. With a loud 'bang', the huge rock was blasted into powder.The little ghost heads were very surprised immediately, even the little fatty who was resting aside, and Hou Luo who stood low-key and unobtrusive were surprised.
That stone is called granite in later generations, and it can be called biotite granite. It has many colors and is one of the most widely used granites in construction.It is the hardest of all granites and is suitable for both indoors and outdoors.
In this era, the nourishment of spiritual energy is hundreds of times harder than diamonds, and it can be turned into powder with one palm. How can Hou Luo not be surprised!Originally, Hou Luo was used to these martial arts in later generations and expressed his disdain, but now after seeing the real martial arts, he fell in love with martial arts like a demon.
"He's just a third-rate low-level figure, so capable, hehe. That guy Xuanyuan Tianyu has really created a lot of new tricks. It seems that he has been to the earth in the universe, and came back to reform the world of the immortal world. Then I'll learn it seriously and see what I can learn." Hou Luo rarely showed a serious expression, so he seriously walked with those little devils.
"Isn't it just a horse stride? I'll come to accompany you too. I must be the one who stands the longest. You two come over, you take an umbrella and cover me from the sun, you take a folding fan and fan me The wind." The little fat man actually came back to take the horse step automatically, but the capital style did not diminish the majesty just now.
"Well! Hehe, it seems that this little fat man's personality has not been finalized, and he can still be saved. Why don't you learn from the protagonists in those novels, and take a younger brother to play with! Hahahahaha, I'm really a genius, so let's decide Come on, little fat man, wait for me, I'll take you as my younger brother after you've learned Kungfu." Hou Luo's face was gloomy, and the bad water came again, it seems that the nature of the big devil still retains a little bad style.
All the little ghosts set up their postures in the martial arts training ground, and put on their horses. The little fat man who was leading in the front left a place for him alone, and the rest of the little ghosts were behind them. These little guys plus Hou Luo, There are 26 in total.Coach Ma walked alone ahead, because one of his feet was disabled, and now he can only walk with a cane.
"Now, this coach will explain to you about the chronicles of martial arts, don't miss it."
"The first is the level of martial arts practice. This is established by the legendary descendant of Dugu Jingdi, No. 70, the descendant of the third generation Dugu Feixian. They are Zhuji, Wudao, Zhenzhen, Wuzun, Guiyuan, Xiantian, Du Tribulation, Taoism, and Immortality. There are three grades: upper, middle, and lower. Foundation building, enlightenment, and truth are the lower grades; Wu Zun, Guiyuan, and Xiantian are the middle grades; crossing the robbery, entering the Tao, and flying immortals are the upper grades."
"Every hurdle is a bottleneck that is difficult to promote, and every stage is the difference between heaven and earth, but don't underestimate people who are higher than you. If you accidentally say something wrong or do something wrong one day, If you hit the iron board, the end will only be worse than this coach."
"Leaving aside some trivial matters, this coach will explain to you the key points of practicing martial arts."
"The so-called Feixian does not mean ascending to become a god, but just getting the qualification to become a god. According to historical records, millions of years ago, immortals and demons once competed for Fuxiqin, the magic weapon of Emperor Fuxi, and fought a battle. The epic says It was the first battle between immortals and demons. The second was the battle between dragon and phoenix hundreds of years ago, when immortals and demons launched the second war, and now the Great Shang Empire was bought by demons at a heavy price."
"It's just that I don't know what happened later. The world changed drastically, the aura disappeared, and the 'sky' also disappeared. From now on, no one can fly to immortals, let alone gods and Buddhas, and all the demons have disappeared. Now evil spirits are everywhere, thanks to that one A visitor from beyond the sky, he teamed up with the descendants of the Dugu family to create the current Jianghu. These things are not important, what is important is the purpose of Jianghu's existence."
"According to the legend of the ancestors of the Dugu family, the 'Heaven' has been replaced by a 'Heaven', and this 'Heaven' does not accept ordinary people easily, and ordinary people refer to our human race. According to his last words, the strength does not surpass the ancient Qi refiners. Immortals are not allowed to become immortals and become gods. Therefore, the so-called rivers and lakes were born, and martial arts were developed from this. Feixian is a brick that knocks on the door. When you reach that level, it means you are qualified to go' God', it's still a question of whether you can become a fairy or a god."
"What this coach said is that I hope that you can practice martial arts with the goal of flying immortals. If you become immortals and become gods, you will live forever. You can also get an invitation to the Pantao Festival, eat pantao, prolong your life, and live forever. Although the legend is far away, but Dugu Flying Immortal has already succeeded, and the historical records are infallible, you must work hard, use martial arts to enter Dao as soon as possible, and Feixian will go to the 'heaven'."
"Of course, no matter how hard you learn these beautiful fists and embroidered legs, it is impossible to succeed. Another kind of strength is needed to assist. That is internal strength, which is commonly known as internal strength. I have just demonstrated it to you. Do you want me to teach you? "Coach Ma explained so much like wanting to die, and finally served the main course.
However, Ma Ji didn't intend to teach them internal strength at all, and what they learned was just general basic boxing skills. When they met someone with internal strength, it would be useless at all.These brats are just delusional that Mackey will teach them, but the fact is that it can't be.
The little ghosts don't understand the world, everyone forgot the pain of Zamabu, and cheered loudly, "I think."
"Well, if you want to learn, each person will hand in a silver ticket, and this coach will teach you to learn internal strength. If not, forget it, go home and dream." Coach Ma's fox tail finally showed, which made people unable to help Want to beat him up.
"I'm stupid, it's really black, is it really his black. Even if you open a black shop, it's not so dark." Hou Luo cursed bitterly in his heart when he heard the price, and greeted all the women in his family.
···
AM: Money is not everything, but in this day and age, China has explained to you that money is everything. [Ask for a ticket, don't give it?Be careful of being hacked. 】
(End of this chapter)
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