The first monster in history

Chapter 330 This Play Is Too Fake

Li Jing and Nezha, acting as teachers of hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, descended to the Earth Immortal Realm with great excitement, and came directly to Huaguo Mountain.Ordinary people can't see it, monks can't feel it, everything is shielded.Of course, apart from the three of Wukong's sworn brothers, there are only those powerful monks who survived before.

Donghuang Taiyi, Hou Xi and Six-eared Macaque all knew about it, but they were just observing secretly, let alone causing trouble.Now that Hong Yun has reincarnated, it must be worthwhile to catch him and be a thug.For a time, Dongsheng Shenzhou was in chaos, with the struggle of powerful monks everywhere, and the melee of human monks fighting for magic weapons.All in all, it was chaos, and all of this was caused by Ling Tian.

Ignore those confused accounts, look carefully here, Li Jing sent an idiot like Giant Spirit God down to find Wukong's bad luck.To put it bluntly, the giant spirit gods are just a little higher than the lowest level of heavenly soldiers, and their status is the same as that of the proletarians such as land gods and mountain gods who protect the incense in the world.

Holding two Xuanhua axes, the giant spirit god swaggered towards Shuilian Cave. Seeing many wolves, insects, tigers, leopards, and monkey spirits by the side of the road, he played an ax skill on a whim.This swipe destroyed all the scenery in this area, and also scared those little guys to run away without a trace.

The monkey went into the cave and reported to Wukong. Wukong changed his equipment, which was the fairy armor from the Dragon Palace.He flew out of the cave majestically.Seeing the huge giant spirit god playing with an axe, Wukong said angrily, "Which way are you, Mao God, you dare to come to my old grandson's place to mess around. Do you know that such destruction will destroy the ecological system, To be a human being is to love and protect nature, and to be a god is to protect nature even more, are you an idiot? Don’t stop!”

Very good, a real monkey is full of environmentalist words, what era is this!Are you filming?What about the lens?Everything was caused by the censor's horse, who pirated all the movies and sent them to the censor, and shared them with this master.

"You damned hozen, unlucky monkey, and evil traitor. It doesn't matter that you don't even know your grandpa, the giant spirit general. The main thing is that your grandpa's old boss came down to earth under the order of the Jade Emperor. The most powerful and heroic giant spirit general under Li Jing, the general who came to capture you, is your grandfather and me." The giant spirit god became more and more excited, but he did not forget the business, and said "Monster monkey, hurry up and take off your vest, capture it with your hands free, and submit to the destiny. If not, I will start killing your grandfather, leveling your Huaguo Mountain, and turning you into dust in an instant."

The group of colleagues in the sky did not expect that this guy usually keeps silent, and when he speaks, he is not afraid of bragging and blowing his stomach.It is true that gods cannot be judged by appearances, let alone monkeys.

"I think you are a fool who is not as good as a three-year-old child. How dare a little guy come to make trouble, hmph. You are an incompetent person who boasts of wisdom and self-promotion. If you don't want you to do it for my grandson The old Jade Emperor sent a message, and I will beat you to death with a stick." Wukong said disdainfully, talking to himself, ignoring the wrathful gesture of the giant spirit god.

Wukong continued to talk eloquently, "This is a message passed down to the Jade Emperor's old son, and I will remember it. My old grandson has learned endless supernatural powers, and he is omnipotent. To be an official is already a compliment to him, but I don't know Actually, I raised horses for him. Pooh. Be optimistic about the words on the flag, Monkey King, if he doesn’t follow my grandson, then I will be rude, and I will go directly to Lingxiao Palace and make him his dragon chair. I got his Jade Emperor and asked him to raise horses for my grandson."

Seeing the flag, the Giant Spirit God yelled angrily, and said angrily, "You are such a big monkey, you are rude to the Jade Emperor, and you want to be equal to the Long Live God. If you want to be the Monkey King, come eat your grandfather and me with an ax first."

Seeing him swinging his ax and wanting to attack Wukong, Wukong despised him and said with a sneer, "Who do you think you are? The ax gang in [Kung Fu Demon King] is the big boss! Be good, and send a message to your grandpa." .”

The Ruyi golden cudgel became huge in an instant, Wukong swung it, and the giant spirit god flew away with one stick.There was only a meteor in the sky, and there was a giant spirit god, who was sent flying too fast.As the saying goes, come in a hurry and go in a hurry, as long as you don't take a cloud with you.

The next person who came was Li Nezha. He looked at Wukong with a smile, and then looked at the banner with the Monkey King written on it. With this hard signboard, I can see who doesn’t know the Buddha. This monkey is fierce, crazy, cool, and emphasizing love and righteousness. It’s a good seedling.”

"Hahahahaha, I didn't expect the incompetent people in heaven to send a little boy to tickle my grandson. It seems that the position of the Jade Emperor should also be replaced by my grandson. This little brother, I see you haven't been weaned yet, so go back to drink milk, I'm really laughing to death." Wukong is like a child, laughing, pointing at the sky and cursing wildly.

Nezha has always maintained the upright appearance of a teenager, but in Wukong's eyes, he is just a kid with no hair, so he mocks Nezha like this.When Nezha heard this, his smiling face suddenly became very gloomy, and he said gloomyly, "Pohou, I think your skin is itchy and flat, look at the trick."

I saw that Nezha showed his Dharma appearance in an instant, with three heads, nine eyes and eight arms.He directly took out a bunch of magic weapons and bombarded Wukong with thunderbolts, even shooting Buddha light from his eyes to attack.

Nezha suddenly lost his temper, Wukong was a little slow to react, and was very embarrassed.There are so many magic weapons, and the light from those strange eyes, attacking like crazy, so frightened that Wukong's gallbladder almost jumped out of the atrium.

After this battle, Wukong knows that there are still capable people in Tianting, especially this little brother. When Wukong sees him in the future, he will feel a little scared.Now Nezha vented his anger crazily. Of course, fighting Wukong was just for fun. If it was true, Wukong would have died long ago.After fighting for a while now, he breathlessly shouted to the sky, "Father, I have lost, let's go back."

Putting away all the treasures and ignoring Wukong in his blue clothes, Nezha flew away directly on the hot wheel.After Li Jing nodded, he beat the drum to withdraw the troops, and just led the people away.The people who watched the play were dumbfounded, what is this?Are you acting?But the playing time is less than two or one hour, what happened!

Asked about the extreme weather, Haotian was calm, and the expressions of the people in the sky were different.Anyway, everyone understands that this is a play, but it is too fake.Even if it's a supporting role, it won't be such a short appearance.Besides, Nezha is still the protagonist, and Wukong is the second male protagonist. This battle is over like this!Did you make a mistake?

"Hundan, Nezha, come back and give me a real fight, idiot. I haven't filmed enough of this one yet, I can't leave, come back quickly." Aicheng secretly said, a little out of breath.

"Well, he is a propaganda ambassador. What if I accidentally play too happily and kill him? Besides, Eldest Sister Allah, hurry up and have a baby with Elder Demon Ancestor, we are all waiting! Hahahaha,,," After finishing speaking, Nezha flashed even faster, and he didn't know where he was flying to.

"Uh,,,, good you Nezha, how dare you make fun of me. Hmph, do you think I don't want to? But, it hurts to have a baby." If Aicheng's words were heard by Hou Luo, he would definitely be ashamed, Yinhe Waterfall sweat.

(End of this chapter)