The first monster in history

Chapter 339

Wukong went crazy, everyone was in harmony, and the heavens became a mess.Under the killer?impossible things.Everyone who signed the contract, without exception, was watching the show.The people in the original heaven were at most equal to Wukong, but they couldn't make a move either.Because there is a contract between the east and the west, it is clearly written in it that Wukong cannot hurt half of the monkey hair, and everyone will be injured if they are not careful, so they can't make a move.

The rest of the immortals are no more than Taiyi Xuanxian, the level of the magic weapon is too low, and the cultivation level is not enough, so Wukong has nothing to do.As for those formations!It can't even be started, otherwise, if you accidentally make a wrong operation, it will be enough to beat Wukong to nothing.

Looking at the ruined heavenly palaces again, Hu Xin's heart ached so badly.They were all designed by myself, Lu Ban and others. The aesthetics have surpassed the Western Heaven, and the decoration inside has been designed and decorated with a lot of effort.The level of luxury is far beyond today's, comparable to post-modern.

"My house! My immovable real estate! My money! I'm so mad at you. It doesn't matter if you are a love saint or a demon saint! You have destroyed my mother's territory. If you don't want to knock a fortune from your backstage If it’s a bamboo stick, I will be a time traveler in vain.” Hu Xin looked at Xuantian Mirror and observed Wukong’s disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and her heart was bleeding all the time, because her “hard-earned money” was almost completely knocked out with a stick like this. It's over.

Money is not everything, but without money, nothing is possible.Nowadays, transactions between the New Immortal World, the Immortal World, the Nether World, and even the cultivation world of the Earth Immortal World are maintained by spirit stones.The beautiful scenery of the heavenly court and the many heavenly palaces created by Fox Heart wholeheartedly, do not know how many spirit stones have been spent?

But now because of Wukong's nervousness, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel is just a mallet, how many landscapes have been knocked down?How many palaces were knocked down?It's just horrible.

In Leiyin Baocha, the Tathagata Buddha immediately set off for the Heavenly Court after hearing the words from the Fox Heart from Xuanzhao Tianzun.Speaking of money, I don't know how much I have lost to the Heavenly Court over the years. No matter how rich the West is, it can't afford such a toss.In order to reduce the loss of money, it is faster to break through the void and travel to the heaven.

Tathagata brought Ananda and Kasyapa to the gate of Lingxiao Hall, and saw that it was very quiet inside, only one was wearing fairy armor, carrying an iron rod, majestic and handsome, sitting on the dragon chair and doing posses.Seeing them coming, the monkey laughed arrogantly and said, "From today onwards, the position of the Jade Emperor will be my grandson, no, the Jade Emperor should be called the Devil Emperor, and my grandson will be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. Ah ha ha ha ha,,, where is the bald donkey? How dare you compete with the pindao for the position!"

Seeing Wukong being so arrogant, Ananda and Kasyapa couldn't help but make a move.Ananda threw out a necklace of pink pearls, usually hung around the neck as prayer beads, with a total of [-] pieces.Kassapa threw two emerald bracelets at Wukong.From this point of view, the West is really fucking rich.

At that time, the quality of the magic weapon was not comparable to that of the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. Wukong hit each of them with a stick, and they all came back.Sitting on the 36th-grade golden lotus, the Tathagata Buddha pretended to be B and said, "Amitabha, this seat is Sakyamuni, the Western Paradise. Where did you come from? What ability do you have to sit in that position!"

Wukong's eyes were full of contempt, and he even said nonsense, "Huh, bald donkey, you don't care where my grandson comes from, first take care of your watchdog, don't grin at my grandson, otherwise, you will be knocked down with a stick." If you die, don’t blame my grandson for being unreasonable. Besides, my grandson’s ability is great, the earth changes like a devil, somersaulting clouds stretch for thousands of miles, and he knows countless ways of immortality. Sitting in this position Why can't it be your turn to say what's wrong with my old grandson."

"The demon clan enshrined my grandson as the demon emperor, standing shoulder to shoulder with the heavens. The kings of the past generations have their own biography, and the virtuous ones must live there. Besides, the emperor takes turns to do it, and this year is mine. Bald donkey, go back Go to your temple, recite your scriptures, and eat your fast! You should meddle in your own business."

There is a bald donkey on the left, and there is a bald donkey on the left. Ananda and Kassapa's faces were ashen. Tathagata was also a little angry in his heart, but his face was still kind. If you have the real ability, you can jump out of the right palm of this seat with a somersault, and you will be considered a winner. There is no need to fight for the position of the Jade Emperor with knives and guns. This seat will ask the Jade Emperor to move to the west of Dao to live. This is the Heavenly Palace for you. If you can’t jump out of your palm, then you’ll still be a demon in the lower realms, and you’ll have to practice for 800 million years before you can compete with me.”

"Hmph, do you think my grandson is an idiot? There is no evidence for this matter, so it's no wonder my grandson believes you. If you want to deceive my grandson, you need to go home and practice for dozens of years before coming back Let's go, hahahaha,,,," Wukong regarded him as an idiot, and the contempt in his eyes was even worse, and he was so angry that he really wanted to kill him.

"This palace is the master of the Jade Emperor. All the immortals in the heaven can be witnesses. The decree has been established. You can sign your names and it will become a physical evidence. , all watching here. Sun Wukong, do you dare to bet?" Fox heart jumped out, this move was a slap in the face, not for any reason, but because she couldn't understand the current virtuous Wukong.

"Gamble, just bet, I'm afraid that you wait for the incompetent to refuse to admit it, hum." Wukong's words ignited everyone's anger, and really wanted to fight with him and torture [harmony] to death.

Once the name is signed, the contract becomes legal, and there are people on both sides as guarantees.Of course, if the Tathagata Buddha wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to cheat and lose on purpose, then that would be unacceptable.It was written clearly in the contract that no water could be released at all, otherwise, it would be considered as a loss for both parties.The compensation is an astronomical sum of super-grade spirit stones, this fox heart is too greedy.

The Tathagata Buddha stretched out his right hand and opened his palm. Wukong took the Ruyi golden cudgel and jumped into the small palm with a vertical leap. Seeing that the palm was only an inch in size, he said disdainfully, "My grandson is going out."

Just look at him driving the somersault cloud, running wildly all the way, and disappearing instantly.After a while, he saw the five iron pillars, and remembered one thing, when he was cultivating, there were some strange fairy tales in his brother's book, such as Optimus Prime, which was also mentioned.

He looked at the five Optimus Primes in front of him, and murmured to himself, "There are five Optimus Primes. Could it be that this is the legendary end of the sky? Then, hehehe,,,,"

He wrote on the pillar in the middle, 'The Great Sage Equaling Heaven is here for a visit', feeling a little bit peeing, so he pissed under the pillar.He tightened his trouser belt, attracted somersaulting clouds, flew back, stood in the palm of Tathagata again, and shouted loudly, "My old grandson has already gone out, come back, why don't you accept it?"

Fox Heart said to him, "Take a look back."

Wukong heard it, turned around and looked behind him, but was taken aback and exclaimed, "How is this possible! How could it be like this?"

"Hmph, you are so kind to write such big words on your middle finger and even pee. Now that you have lost, you should be punished. Repent of your mistakes at the foot of the mountain, and restrain your bad temper." Tathagata Buddha said coldly, He pinched his palm again, caught Wukong, and slapped down, suppressing Wukong.

It's okay to write on other fingers, but it's annoying to write on the middle finger.If it's the real Optimus Prime, if you don't write and speak, but also pee, this is simply destroying a tourist attraction, and it's impossible not to get angry.

The five fingers turned into five mountains, divided into gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, called the Five Elements Mountain.After suppressing Wukong, he also wrote a spell with the words Om, Ma, Ni, Ba, Mi, Hum. The six-character mantra strengthened the seal, so he could not escape.

The next thing is to discuss the compensation, there is no need to talk about trivial matters, seeing Li Changgeng's somewhat embarrassed face, Tathagata will know the bad food.Um!The happy smile on Fox Xin's face greatly boosted the confidence of the dog legs in Tianting, and they were thinking in their hearts, "I wonder if the new scenery in Tianting will be even better?"

There is a person named Gu Jianhun in the world, who witnessed this scene and comprehended a kind of kung fu, which he named Tathagata God's Palm.It turns out that the Tathagata palm in this world was shot in this way, no wonder it is one of the best martial arts skills.Moreover, this era has ushered in a new era of martial arts prosperity, because the realm of comprehension disappeared, the immortals were separated, and the original appearance was restored again.

In recent years, Wang Mang has established a new dynasty and usurped the great reforms of the Han Dynasty.Undoubtedly, this person is also one of the traversers. People these days can't accept too novel things, and they are tossed and suffered.The West sent people to arrest him and go to the underworld for revolution.

(End of this chapter)