Big and small baby: marry off mother

Chapter 24
Shu Liuli finished speaking in one breath, without even needing to bring punctuation marks. Not only did Aunt Chen faint, but even the surrounding crowd fainted.

It took a long time for Aunt Chen to come to her senses, she sat on the ground covering her left cheek, her two elephant legs were bouncing around, like a big fat pig that hadn't snatched it.

"Dead woman, you dare to hit me? Wow... I'm going to die, I'm not alive..."

That cry, like ghosts crying and wolves howling, made everyone around her unconsciously take a big step back.

"You really want to die?"

Shu Liuli rested her body on the door frame of the inn in a leisurely manner, blinking her watery eyes, and asked innocently and confusedly.

"I'm not alive...let me die..."

He continued to howl, but there were no tears.

"Okay! Then I will fulfill you!"

When Shu Liuli heard this, her originally delicate face immediately became ferocious.

If you want to make trouble in front of her door, shit!Today, she let the crowd see what "Jiu Niang is mighty and rippling!" Turning around, she shouted at the guys who were busy working inside: "Guys, fuck you, fuck me to death! "

"it is good!"

The neat and tidy response immediately caused the crowd to scatter like birds and beasts. In less than a second, the people who had been tightly crowded at the entrance of the inn to watch the excitement disappeared with a whoosh!
Aunt Chen had already stopped crying. Seeing the large group of people walking towards her with tables, chairs and benches, she immediately rolled over in fright, clutched her buttocks, and ran far away.

"Ha ha……"

Seeing her distressed appearance, everyone covered their stomachs and burst out laughing.

"Where's Xiao Bao?"

Shu Liuli turned her head, looked at Qiangwei standing beside her, her face darkened, and she asked softly, suppressing the anger that filled her heart and lungs.

"On the third floor, just slipped in through the back door!"

Qiangwei smiled sinisterly!
Boy, I was the one who told you to tease this girl last night, but today, don’t blame this girl for being rude!Hey...you're done!

"Shu Xiaobao, get out!"

A moment later, on the third floor, there was an earth-shattering roar, which made the guests and fellows on the first floor tremble.

"Drink and eat, eat and drink, my shopkeeper is educating the children."

Fu Rong came out in good time and explained to everyone with a smile all over her face.

At this moment, the door of a certain room on the third floor was opened, and a very clever and cute little boy came out.

Because it was summer, I saw that he was wearing an improved short shirt similar to the modern version on his upper body, a pair of shorts on his lower body, from his thighs to his thighs, and on his feet, he was wearing a pair of shirts made of unknown materials. Although the small boots are different from the better fabrics of the modern version, the small satin blouse and linen shorts are paired with the small boots. Wow, it makes him "cool in cool, handsome in cool." A word from the guys is: Our little treasure is simply so cool and handsome!

"Mom, I'm sleeping, not enough sleep will affect my physical development!"

Covering his yawning mouth with his small hand, Shu Xiaobao leaned lazily against the door frame, blinking his big evil eyes with an extremely innocent expression.

"Shu Xiaobao, let me tell you, if you dare to talk poorly to me again, believe it or not, I will throw you into the pond in the backyard to feed the fish?"

Shu Liuli was so angry.

Ever since Shu Xiaobao was three years old, like today, the scenes of parents coming to the door to make a scene would happen once or twice a day.

In the past, he was still young, only three or four years old, how can he not be naughty?
She has always believed that it is a child's nature to be mischievous, and she cannot kill Xiaobao's pure child's nature just because of a few words from others, so she has been letting it go... until one day, he created a The gang called "Baoye Gang" brought back more than twenty taels of silver.

Just imagine, how many children would have to join for two taels of silver or twenty taels of silver?

So, when Xiaobao threw the money away and flung it in front of her with an air of pride, she realized: this child, it's time to take care of it!

"The fish in the pond don't eat human flesh!"

Shu Xiaobao spread his hands helplessly, with a look of hating iron but not steel: "Mother, if you have nothing to do, read more books to gain knowledge. In the future, don't go outside to say such unnutritious words, let others know that you are my treasure." Grandpa's own mother will laugh at me!"

"Shu Xiaobao!"

With a roar, Shu Liuli went mad, took a step forward, reached out and grabbed Xiaobao's little ear, and carried him into the room angrily, then stretched out her foot to hook the door, and the door closed.

"Mom, it hurts."

Covering the ears tightly pinched by Shu Liuli with his small hands, Shu Xiaobao raised his big watery eyes, pouted his small mouth, his brows were tangled in pain.

Under the threat of violence from Shu Liuli, she could only pretend to be pitiful and beg for mercy loudly.

After all, he was his own son, so how could he be willing to twist it for too long, so when Xiaobao begged for mercy, Shu Liuli immediately softened, let go of his hand, sat down at the table beside him, and poured tea.

"Mom, you must not be angry!"

Shu Xiaobao climbed onto the chair beside him, then raised his legs, sat on it calmly, looked at his mother who was burning with anger, and said leisurely.

"What?"

Keep drinking water!

Not willing to fight, not willing to scold, can only use tea to quench the little anger in Shu Liuli's heart.

"Women, you tend to grow old when you get angry. You told me this sentence!"

Crossing his hands in front of his small chest, the old god Shu Xiaobao explained on the ground.

"Hey, that's right."

When Shu Liuli heard this, she immediately put down the teacup in her hand, stretched out her hand and rubbed her cheeks that were stiff with anger, then faced the mirror beside her, looked at the delicate and beautiful white face inside, and showed a look that she thought was very charming. smile.

That's right, the hideous birthmark on her face is gone. Although the current Shu Liuli is not the kind of peerless beauty, overall, she can be regarded as a beauty.

(End of this chapter)