Big and small baby: marry off mother

Chapter 74
However, when the sun rises high tomorrow, the evil retreats to the dark place, waiting quietly, waiting for the moment when it will be dispatched at the right time.

Another night was safe and sound, and Shu Liuli's anti-fear heart became stronger and stronger. Last night, at the end, Shu Liuli gave a special classification to the roaring sounds one after another. For example, this one was An angry roar, the one just now was a roar of joy, and the next one was a roar of satisfaction... Amidst all kinds of roars, Shu Liuli fell into a deep sleep, dreamless all night, when she woke up again , It was already noon the next day, and the smell of food coming from outside the room made her stomach growl, accompanied by punches and kicks from the little man in her stomach protesting.

"Baby, Mom knows you're hungry, so let's go eat right away." As she spoke, she wanted to get up, but unexpectedly, as soon as she moved, her stomach suddenly hurt, which made her have a strong desire to defecate.

So, he quickly sat up with his body propped up, put on some clothes casually, and walked towards the toilet.

"Mother, you're up." Xiao Bao was lying on the grass to bask in the sun, seeing her rushing out with her big belly, he jumped up from the grass and followed behind Shu Liuli.

"Well, let's go play, mother is going to the toilet." Shu Liuli said without turning her head.

"Okay then, men really shouldn't follow women to the bathroom." So, Xiao Bao turned around and continued to lie on the grass, squinting his eyes, basking in the sun, really cool.

That day, Shu Liuli ran to the toilet more than a dozen times in a row in less than an hour. Every time, she felt a strong desire to defecate. Not coming out, she was so anxious that she took Liu Yunfeng's hand and begged, "Uncle Liu, am I constipated?" "Come on, let me feel the pulse." Liu Yunfeng pulled her arm over and It took less than a moment for her finger to be put down, then she took it back, looked up at Shu Liuli who was in pain, and said excitedly: "I'm about to give birth, hurry up, go back to the room and lie down, I'll go and prepare the delivery room for you." Need something." "Is giving birth soon?" Shu Liuli was startled.

Isn't there still more than ten days left, why is it about to give birth suddenly?

In other words, she is not ready to give birth today.

How to do how to do?
Little girl, are you deliberately playing tricks on my old lady?

"Li'er, come on, I'll carry you into the house. I just heard from senior that you are about to give birth. Why are you still here in a daze?" Feng Liuxuan ran over from a distance, and stood in front of the dazed Shu Liuli, with a look on his face. Said happily.

It's like, he is the father of the baby who is about to be born.

"Brother Xuan, why are you going to give birth all of a sudden?" Shu Liuli nestled in Fengliuxuan's arms, asking innocently and confusedly.

"How could it be sudden? She has been in your womb for thirteen months. Compared with other fetuses, she has been here for a long time." Feng Liuxuan gently put her on the bed and waited for her to lie down. After getting off, she was gently covered with a quilt.

"Oh." Shu Liuli responded obediently, then tightly covered her stomach with her hands, and said silently in her heart: Girl, when you are about to come out, turn your head outward and your feet inward, move quickly, don't dawdle I deliberately tortured my mother, you know?

It seems that he and her have a tacit understanding, and his belly moved twice quietly, as if responding to her words.

Feng Liuxuan sat quietly by the bed, looking at the little woman on the bed nervously and expectantly, an inexplicable warm current flowed through her heart.

This picture made him feel so warm. It seemed that the person lying on the bed waiting to give birth was his wife, and the little life in the belly was the crystallization of love between the two of them.

"Mother, I heard that the little sister is coming out." Xiaobao ran in bouncing, and behind him, the little white ball rolled in.The blue wolf and the purple fox are still dutifully guarding the front and back of the house.

"Well, you are more anxious than you were at the beginning. You come out as soon as you say it, and you don't report to your mother in advance." Shu Liuli looked at her round belly and said reproachfully.

"Shu Jiuniang, are you still such an idiot? The little sister is in your stomach, how can you talk?" Shu Xiaobao jumped onto a chair beside her, crossed her legs, and threw a big white eye at a certain girl on the bed.

"Shu Xiaobao, are you looking for a beating? Or are you looking for a blow?" If it wasn't for the imminent birth of a baby, Shu Liuli would definitely jump up from the bed, then twist a certain little treasure's ear, and throw him straight out.

Having a son who often calls his own mother by his name is simply a crime!
"You'd better save yourself, I've heard that when someone was giving birth to a certain baby, he almost died in your stomach because of lack of strength." A certain baby continued to tease With a little girl.

In other words, a certain little mother must be very nervous now, for the sake of her physical and mental health, he should be more glib.

Sacrifice him alone, happy two people, how wonderful!
Ugh!
He really adores himself more and more!
"Who said that?" Shu Liuli blushed inexplicably.

day!
How did he know such an embarrassing thing?

Who did you listen to?Hibiscus?rose?

"Who else should I say? When I was in your stomach, I already vaguely seemed to have a memory." A certain little treasure continued to boast without shame.

faint?seemingly?possible?Why not add a rough idea?
Shu Liuli suddenly became black.

This brat is becoming more and more nonsensical. It seems that after she gives birth to the baby, she must discuss with him the basic rules of conduct and speech.

"Come on, get out of the way." Liu Yunfeng came in with a big basket of things, and behind him, Liu Yun was holding a big pot of steaming hot water.

"If you guys are okay, go to the kitchen and boil hot water, it will be needed later." "How much do you need?" "The more the better." "Seven shocks, boil water." "Yes!" Why him again?

Everyone withdrew from the inner room, only Shu Liuli and Liu Yunfeng were left in the inner room.

"How is it? Is there any response?" Liu Yunfeng asked while preparing the required items, turning his head to look at Shu Liuli who was lying on the bed.

"No, it's still the same feeling just now, very uncomfortable." If you don't know what it's like to have a baby?
Then make yourself constipated!

The feeling when squatting in the toilet and wanting to pull but can’t even pull it out is almost the same as the feeling when a child is about to be born. It will make you feel uncomfortable in every pore of your body.

"Come on, drink some of this to give birth to the soup. I just boiled it for you." Liu Yunfeng walked to the bedside with a bowl of dark soup, and lifted Shu Liuli's upper body with one hand, while holding the soup with the other Put the juice near Shu Liuli's mouth and watch her drink it little by little.

After drinking, Shu Liuli lay down again, opened her eyes, looked at Liu Yunfeng who was busy, and asked, "Uncle Liu, you have a lot of experience. You have helped many people give birth to children before." "No, you are the first!" Liu Yun replied without looking back.

"Ah!" Shu Liuli turned pale with shock when she heard this.

What did he just say?Never delivered a baby before?She is the first test subject?

day!
She must have heard wrong!
"You are the first one, just let me experience the feeling of delivering a baby from my stomach, tsk tsk, I must be infinitely proud." Liu Yunfeng fantasized intoxicatedly.

"Speechless!" Shu Liuli was very cooperative, her face turned pale.

Mommy, Queen Mother, Jade Emperor, Sister Guanyin, come and save me, I don’t want to be a test subject, woohoo..."The birth-promoting soup just now..." After a while, Shu Liuli suddenly seemed to think of something, startled asked.

"I arranged it myself, and you are still the first one, aren't you very honored?" Liu Yunfeng asked for credit very narcissistically.

"Can I spit it out?" That day, Shu Liuli lay on the bed from noon until the afternoon, and at night, the child in her stomach still hadn't come out.

"Uncle Liu, what's going on?" Shu Liuli looked at her peaceful stomach and asked depressedly.

"It's strange. Judging from the pulse, it's about to give birth. Why can't it come out?" Liu Yunfeng wandered around the room, stroking his long beard with his hands, puzzled.

"Is it because of the soup you gave me?" Shu Liuli had always been skeptical about the soup.

"Even if the soup is not birth-inducing soup, it is still good for the fetus in your stomach, so what's the problem?" Liu Yunfeng turned and glared at her.

"But, why hasn't she come out yet?" Her bones were about to fall apart, it would be great if she could get up and move around.

"Ready to go." "Oh." At this moment, in the outer room, Xiaobao was sleeping soundly on the couch with Xiaobei in his arms, Fengliuxuan was sitting on a chair beside him, with an anxious look on his face; Holding a tattered book, he was flipping through it vigorously.

In this book, why isn't there a recipe for pregnant women to give birth early?

The night was getting deeper and deeper, and in the midst of everyone's silence, there was a sudden roar, not far from the back of the house, accompanied by the angry scream of the purple fox.

"Master, it's not good, the devil is here." Qizhen broke in and shouted.

"Stay tight outside the door and don't let the blue wolf leave!" Feng Liuxuan raised the long sword, turned around, woke up Xiaobao and Xiaobei, and said softly: "Go into the room and stay there obediently, don't worry about it." Make a sound." "Uncle, is the devil coming?" Xiao Bao asked excitedly, blinking his big eyes.

"Yes." Nodding slightly, he turned his head and said to Liu Yun who was standing beside him, "Take them and hide behind the screen." "Okay!" Liu Yun took Xiao Bao's hand, and Xiao Bao held Xiao Bao in his arms. Bei, hid behind the screen.

Feng Liuxuan also strode in, stood by Shu Liuli's bed, looked at her who was panicked, and comforted her softly: "Don't be afraid, I'm here." "Yeah!" Grabbing the quilt desperately; at this moment, her stomach started to hurt so badly that she couldn't help shouting: "Ah!" The quilt, looking at the broken amniotic fluid, cried out excitedly.

"Ah...it hurts..." In just a split second, big beads of sweat rolled down her forehead, and something in her lower body seemed to burst, the pain seemed to make her heart stop beating .

"Turn harder!" "Ah!" Shu Liuli tightly grasped the sheet beside her with both hands, raised her upper body vigorously, and after a loud cry, her body seemed to be torn apart in an instant. At the same time, she felt that something was struggling to get out little by little.

"Great, the doll's little head is about to come out, if you try harder, it will succeed..." "Ah!" At this moment, the purple fox behind the house was desperately circling with Xiaoyaoduo, not letting go. over her.

"Damn beast, get out!" Originally, I thought that a wolf would be difficult to deal with, but who knows, this fox is very cunning and even more difficult to deal with, Xiaoyaoduo couldn't help feeling a little angry.

Inside the house, in the front room, came a woman's yelling with all her strength, each sound stronger than the last, Xiaoyao heard it in her ears, and her heart suddenly sank: Could it be...she is giving birth?
Who is the child?
cold?

Is it cold and cold?
Yes, it must be!

definitely is!

This thought flashed through his mind, but it turned Xiaoyaoduo's initial shock into ecstasy, haha, today, Shu Jiuniang, let you and the evil son in your belly die!
Maybe it was anger; maybe it was too excited, Xiaoyaoduo suddenly burst into a powerful lethal force, and after a violent roar, a powerful wave hit, and the body of the purple fox was lifted several feet away. When he turned around after landing, Xiaoyaoduo's figure had disappeared.

"Woooo..." It roared anxiously into the sky, a cold light flashed in the eyes of the blue wolf guarding the door, and all the hair on its body stood up instantly, ready to fight.

"No, Xiaoyaoduo defeated the purple fox!" Feng Liuxuan in the inner room heard the scream of the purple fox, and immediately rushed out from the inside with a sword in hand, guarding the door, with a high concentration of energy on guard.

Suddenly there was a violent booming sound above his head, and he quickly raised his head, only to find a red figure breaking through the roof and attacking him directly.

"Seven shocks!" Damn it!

How did he forget to guard the roof!

Before he had time to think too much, he roared out, and quickly raised his sword to meet the red shadow.

"Looking for death!" A roar resounding in the room, which seemed human but not human, or beast but not beast, made Xiao Bao who was hiding behind the screen tremble all over.

Is she Xiaoyaoduo?

Why is the voice so terrifying!

So, I wanted to poke my head out to see what happened, but unexpectedly, just as I was about to poke my head out, Liu Yun behind him grabbed me.

"Little ancestor, don't move around, close your eyes, and recite the Diamond Sutra silently." "Why do you close your eyes? Why do you recite the Diamond Sutra silently?" "She is a devil, and the Diamond Sutra is to prevent demons!" "Uncle, you You're an idiot!" Shu Xiaobao silently rolled his eyes at Liu Yun who was trembling with fright, and then stretched out his head, while Xiao Bei, who was in his arms, jumped down quietly and ran to the side of the bed .

Mother, I will not let you have trouble!
Immediately, she opened her small mouth slightly, and a small bubble-like thing came out of her mouth, and immediately hung above Shu Liuli's body, and then, the bubble grew bigger and bigger until it tightly covered the body on the bed. Shu Liuli was covered.

"Hurry up, the upper body of the child has come out, try harder... push harder, girl..." Liu Yunfeng was already sweating profusely at this moment, and his clothes were completely wet, as if he had been fished out of the water; Liuli, the sweat on her body soaked all the sheets under her body, and the child in her stomach was also struggling to get out little by little.

"Ah... little... girl..." With her last breath, Shu Liuli bit the corner of the quilt tightly with her teeth, tightly grasped the words of the bed with one hand, and tightly grasped the pillar behind her with the other hand, tearing her heart With a lung-cracking cry, a red baby fell out the next second.

"It's born...it's finally born!" Liu Yunfeng reached out and hugged the little doll, dancing with joy.

Shu Liuli grinned weakly and looked up at the little girl in her arms, then fell into a coma... At the moment before falling into darkness, she suddenly remembered a very strange thing: Why didn't the little girl cry?Isn't the first thing when a baby is out of the mother's womb is to cry "wow"?

But at this moment, Xiaoyaoduo, who was entangled by two people, a wolf and a fox, heard the cheers from inside, and immediately burst into anger. Fengliuxuan, who was surrounded by her, they shook out of the door.

"No, Xiaoyaoduo is coming in!" Xiaobao was startled, and quickly jumped out from behind the screen, stood at the door leading from the inner room to the outer room, and shouted angrily at Xiaoyaoduo: "A good man doesn't get along with you!" Nu Dou, I will let you live, hurry up!" "Haha, little baby, we meet again!" Xiao Yaoduo walked towards him step by step, with a pale face, fiery red lips, and white hair alluring, A sense of gloomy fear was wantonly revealed.

At this moment, in Xiaobao's eyes, she is no longer a human being, but a ghost, an evil ghost from hell!
"Grandma, Xiaobao feels that no one in the world wants to meet you..." "Why?" "Don't you ever look in the mirror? Wow, it's so scary." Xiaobao deliberately covered his chest, acting like he was terrified.

"You...you're courting death!" As soon as her words fell, Xiao Bao felt a gust of wind rush towards him, so he quickly turned over and once again jumped on top of her head.

"Grandma, I'm so sorry, I stepped on you again!" Xiaobao said, and stretched out his arms to hug Xiaoyaoduo's neck tightly, trying to strangle her to death with his strength!

"Haha... I haven't seen you for a few months, but your skill hasn't improved much, you only know this trick? Today, I'll let me see with my own eyes what real kung fu is!" As soon as she finished speaking, her body quickly spun, Little Treasure, who was so frightened that he stepped on top of his head, yelled "Wow!" "Old witch, you want to scare Master Bao to death!"

(End of this chapter)