The great god on the bar: the cute rookie hits the heart

Chapter 268 The Messiest Wedding in History
The wedding of Xiao Qiang and Qiao Jianyu was held in City G. Since Shandong is too far away from City G, several relatives of Xiao Qiang's family were not present.Xiao's mother was very dissatisfied with this, so she insisted that they also hold a wedding in their hometown in Shandong.

Xiao Qiang objected, but where is there someone who gets married once and holds two weddings?Second marriage?
In fact, the reason why Xiao Qiang opposed the wedding was not this at all, it was because she was afraid of trouble.At the last wedding, Mother Qiao invited N+1 make-up artists, costumers, etc. to follow Xiao Qiang, and Xiao Qiang went to the bathroom with a large group of people behind her.

Although she won't have such worries when she returns to her hometown, she gets a headache when she thinks of the high-heeled shoes that can be used as murder weapons and the Chinese-style wedding dress.Darling, she spent half an hour just getting dressed that day, and she didn't even mention that she reversed the order of many clothes.

Different from Xiao Qiang's objection, Qiao Jianyu expressed unprecedented approval for this incident.At the dinner table, no matter how Xiao Qiang signaled him not to agree, he still nodded in front of his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

This caused a serious decline in his quality of life for a certain period of time after marriage. No matter when and where, whenever he saw Xiao Qiang's small eyes, they were full of resentment. Let alone that, Xiao Qiang would not even let him touch him. let.

This was a pain for Qiao Jianyu, his daughter-in-law was standing in front of him, invisible, and if she accidentally touched it, she would be followed by a murderous gaze.

This situation continued until the night before their "second marriage".

In order to prevent Xiao Qiang from getting emotional at the wedding the next day, Qiao Jianyu managed to coax her well.The next day, she happily wore a white wedding dress and prepared to marry again.

The weather was beautiful and the morning was clear. Xiao Qiang, as the "bride-to-be", got up early, put on her wedding dress under the care of her bridesmaid, Feifei, and waited to get married.

The best man and bridesmaid were arranged in the hotel. At this time, Han Feifei, the bridesmaid, had already arrived at the wedding scene. As for the best man, Liu Weibai, he was still wandering on the unknown road.Because it was a Guining wedding (Guining is the same as the pronunciation of daughter in Shandong dialect, and Guining wedding refers to a wedding where only the woman is invited), so everything was kept simple, and it didn't take long for the seats to start.

Simplification is simplicity, and some processes are still indispensable.Seeing that the auspicious time is about to come, the bride and groom should walk up to the stage with the blessings of the bridesmaids and groomsmen, and our partner, Comrade Liu Weibai, is still waiting for the bus at the door of the hotel.

"Little Bai! Where are you now? The wedding is about to begin!" Qiao Jianyu was already in a hurry, but Liu Weibai replied calmly: "The entrance of the hotel."

"Come up at the entrance of the hotel!" Xiao Qiang couldn't help urging.God knows how tired she is wearing high heels. If the wedding does not start early, her legs may break.

"Uh... the hotel I'm talking about refers to the one I stayed in last night..." Liu Weibai continued to report the location.

Qiao Jianyu was already desperate after getting his position, and immediately announced: "Comrade Liu Weibai, your best man position has been cancelled, so you can do it yourself."

Qiao Jianyu couldn't help cursing, didn't he find two drivers to pick up Liu Weibai?How to pick up and pick up and pick up people?In fact, what Qiao Jianyu didn't know was that the two drivers arrived at the entrance of the hotel together, saw Liu Weibai, and saw Liu Weibai disappeared after a few minutes, they thought they got into the other's car.

The two uncle drivers looked at each other with a reassuring smile, and drove back with an empty car.

The best man was empty, Xiao Qiang hurriedly asked Qiao Jianyu for help: "Qiao Jianyu, I still need a best man, you can be the best man." After Xiao Qiang said this, she was embarrassed. If Qiao Jianyu came to be the best man, who would be the groom? ?
The final solution that day was that Xiao Cheng acted as the best man in a temporary friendship.When Xiao Cheng stood in the position of the best man with the word "brother" on his chest, Xiao Qiang felt that the whole world was silent.

This is not the point, the point is that when they left the stage, Han Feifei suddenly said: "Xiao Cheng, marry me!" Steal the show at your wedding.

On the day of the wedding, Xiao's father and Xiao's mother were consummated, and both their daughter and son were married.

The banquet ended surprisingly early that day, and the first one to run away was the best man and bridesmaid, and the two of them didn't know where to make an appointment.As for the rest of the guests, the reason for leaving is naturally because of the cheating master of ceremonies invited by Xiao's mother!

This master of ceremonies was recommended by Xiao's mother's best friend. He is the son of Xiao's mother's best friend's family, and he is a professional host.Damn, he is really a professional. He has been a professional host for 20 years and turned to save money for employers.

It was nothing at first, but when the master of ceremonies sang loudly, the whole venue fell silent.After the voice of the master of ceremonies is amplified countless times by the huge speakers, it is simply the number one weapon for killing people.This guy even thinks he is an international giant, interacting with the audience from time to time: "Friends who can sing, come with me!"

There were booing voices off the court one after another, and Xiao Qiang couldn't bear to cover her ears.

Covering your ears and booing could not be heard, but the emcee's penetrating voice still clearly reached Xiao Qiang's ears.Xiao Qiang couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed to the stage holding the hem of the wedding dress: "Master of Ceremonies, please stop singing, you've sung all the guests away." If you run away, even the accompanist will not be able to save you" but because of the emcee's relationship with his mother, he didn't say it out of his mouth.

The master of ceremonies looked at Xiao Qiang with a strange expression, as if she was unreasonable.

Xiao Qiang was speechless, and Xiao Qiang, who couldn't accept the MC's ugly singing, ran away holding the hem of the wedding dress.The fact that Xiao Qiang ran away was not the point. The point was that when the master of ceremonies invited the bridegroom, bride, best man, and bridesmaids to take pictures on the stage after a while, he found that only the groom was left among the four.

The bridegroom, Qiao Jianyu, walked up to the stage with a smile and concluded: "About the disappearance of the bride, I have to explain the following points. First, I think that the bride's early departure from the master of ceremonies played a big role, and secondly, it is my fault. personal problem……"

Qiao Jianyu started the discussion, and while he was talking, Comrade Master of Ceremonies' complexion changed again and again, until finally it turned redr than a monkey's butt.At this time, the mobile phone in Qiao Jianyu's pocket suddenly rang, and he answered the phone as expected: "Xiao Xiao."

Xiao Qiang's wailing came from the phone: "Qiao Jianyu, where are you, come and pick me up, I'm lost..."

Qiao Jianyu hung up the phone and strode out of the scene, leaving only the master of ceremonies and the guests staring at each other.The wedding started with the disappearance of the oolong best man and ended with the loss of the bride.

It was so messy that it was hard to imagine that this was a wedding and not a farce.

(End of this chapter)