Zombie Notes

Chapter 1 I Kissed Shih Tzu

There was a blank in my mind, and with a sound of "ah", I fell to the ground hard.

There was a huge pain in the body, and it felt like my bones were about to break.

I looked up at this strange place.At this time, I saw a small secret room with a height of about five meters, and the walls were covered with night pearls.

The faint light emitted by the luminous pearl illuminates the secret room as if it were daytime!
With the help of the light of the night pearl, I clearly saw two crystal coffins placed in the center of the secret room!

The two crystal coffins were placed side by side. The bottom of the coffin did not touch the ground, and the four corners of the coffin were lifted up by stones, which was as high as three feet!

Seeing this, I seem to understand something. There is something strange here. After death, most people pay attention to being buried in the ground. How can the coffin not touch the ground!
"Strange...strange" I thought to myself, "Could it be...", I seemed to think of something.

So I quickly observed the surrounding environment, and saw a few huge night pearls placed around the secret room!

These luminous pearls are as big as a fist. Based on the orientation of these luminous pearls and the orientation of the head of the crystal coffin in the secret room, I instantly understood.

Isn't this just the Taiyin Formation?Taiyin formation is a formation used to gather Yin Qi between heaven and earth, and is generally used to raise ghosts and corpses.

The arrangement is extremely cumbersome, and the person who sets up the formation must be a person with high mana and proficiency in the flying directions of the twelve earthly branches, combined with the principles of the universe and the eight trigrams.

It is said that this formation is so powerful that it can turn an ordinary place into an extremely shady place!
I don't need to say what is the most suitable place for extremely dark places, anyone with a little common sense knows it!
Naturally, this secret room must be a place to raise corpses, no!It should be said that the entire Xishi tomb is a place to raise corpses.

No wonder most of the ancestors of our family died in the Xishi Tomb, this is a fucking place where zombies are born!Test.

Since this lunar array is in this secret room, then... then, I became excited instantly, because according to my guess, this secret room is very likely to be the main tomb of Xi Shi's tomb.

Then...then, these two crystal coffins belong to Xi Shi and Fan Li. "Haha...haha" I couldn't help laughing.

This is the place that our ancestors have been looking for for thousands of years, and I have finally come here, here I am, the cornucopia.

After laughing out loud, I calmed down.But a huge question appeared in his head: "Fan Li, why did you put the corpses of yourself and Xi Shi here, could it be...".

"Hey, it doesn't matter so much, before Xi Shi and Fan Li turned into zombies, find the cornucopia and run away decisively, this is not a place to treat people!" I said to myself.

So I secretly made up my mind and walked carefully to the two crystal coffins.

Looking at the crystal coffin on the right side of the secret room in front of me, it is a stone of a beautiful woman. The woman is lying peacefully in the coffin, her body is not rotten at all. The woman is wearing a white gauze dress, a standard lady's attire.

The woman's face is so beautiful. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life. Her beauty cannot be described in words. I feel that any word is an insult to her. Words cannot describe her!
What makes me strange is that the body of this beautiful woman has a history of 2000 years!Why does the corpse still look so rosy.

The woman looked as if she was not dead, as if she had fallen asleep in a crystal coffin!
I knew in my heart that this was Shih Tzu.Can't help but secretly think: It is worthy of being the first of the four beauties in our country.

A sentence suddenly popped up in my mind: It would be great if I didn't die.

The more I look at Xi Shi in the crystal coffin, the more beautiful she is. Although I have never seen a fairy, I am sure that Xi Shi is definitely more beautiful than a fairy!

Seeing Xi Shi lying peacefully, my eyes became blurred, and my whole body lay on the crystal coffin!

Unknowingly, the hand slides gently on the transparent coffin lid above the crystal coffin, as if caressing Xi Shi's face.

"Not good!" I thought to myself, and then a cold sweat broke out behind my back.

I was actually confused by Xi Shi's corpse before, I jumped up instantly, and thought to myself: It's so dangerous, so hard, I'm smart enough, otherwise...

Just as I was about to turn around and leave, I couldn't help but have a thought in my heart: just take a look, just take a look!
So I continued to look at Xi Shi's face, and the more I looked at it, the more blurred my eyes became.

I couldn't help but think in my heart: It would be great if I could touch her face!It's worth it even if it's dead, but you won't die if you touch it!
Thinking about it, my hands unconsciously pushed open the coffin lid of the crystal coffin.

I opened the lid of Xi Shi's coffin, and suddenly I smelled a fresh fragrance.The fragrance is clear and elegant, with a hint of fragrance, which makes people feel comfortable!
I can be sure that this is Xi Shi's deodorant. It is normal for such a peerless beauty to have deodorant.

However, Xi Shi has been dead for nearly 2000 years, and there is body fragrance, which is a very magical thing, but at that time I was completely attracted by this fragrance and the beauty of Xi Shi.

Looking at it, my hand unconsciously stretched towards Xi Shi's face.

My hand gently and carefully landed on Xi Shi's face.That kind of gratitude is unforgettable in my life, it is so... so, thousands of words can be condensed into one word - cool!

My hand walked gently on Xi Shi's face, touching Xi Shi's smooth forehead, smooth and delicate, and a little cold.

Then I continued to caress Xi Shi's willow-leaf eyebrows, extremely soft, and along the eyebrows, I gently stroked Xi Shi's eyelids, Xi Shi has double eyelids!
Later, I continued to gently touch the bridge of Xi Shi's nose. Xi Shi's nose bridge is relatively straight, and it feels more delicate and smooth.

Finally, my hand came to Xi Shi's lips, Xi Shi's lips were neither thick nor thin, just right, touching Xi Shi's lips, my hand couldn't help trembling a little.

His own breathing also became a little thicker.

As soon as my breath was disturbed, I woke up instantly, and then the cold sweat broke out on my back.Secretly: Not good!It's so dangerous, I almost got hurt by Xi Shi!
So I slowly moved the coffin lid of the crystal coffin, ready to cover the crystal coffin.

Just as I was lowering my head to cover the coffin, my hands stopped suddenly, and I thought in my heart: How about...how about a kiss, and then close the coffin?

The most beautiful woman in the history of our country, wouldn't it be too much of a disadvantage if she didn't kiss her, it's rare to have such an opportunity!

So my mouth slowly leaned towards Xi Shi's face, "Boom!" With a sound, my lips kissed Xi Shi's cheek fiercely.

It feels like Shih Tzu's cheeks are icy cold!

After I finished kissing, I couldn't help but feel a little bit dark: Haha, I have kissed people who have kissed Shih Tzu, how many people in history have been blessed by this?
I was about to close the coffin lid again. At this moment, I saw Xi Shi's lips, which felt very attractive. Suddenly, I had this idea in my heart: why not try lip-to-mouth!Didn't we kiss before?

No, nothing happened. If you don't try mouth-to-mouth, maybe you can taste Xi Shi's fragrant tongue, then I will die of happiness.

At this moment, a voice sounded in my mind: You don't want to live anymore!What if Shih Tzu's corpse changes!

I immediately retorted: "The corpse change...it's impossible, didn't we all kiss before, why didn't I see the corpse change, everything will be fine!"
Thinking about it in my heart, I kissed Xi Shi again with my mouth.

I saw that my lips and Xi Shi's lips were so close together, and Xi Shi's lips felt cool for a while.

I felt that Xi Shi's lips were slippery and very delicate, and I couldn't help but open my mouth and bite Xi Shi's cold and smooth lower lip.

I took the opportunity to slide my tongue left and right on Xi Shi’s lower lip. The coolness of Xi Shi’s lips made me feel very refreshed. A very refreshing taste.

In this case, Xi Shi didn't respond at all, so I became more courageous, and my tongue slowly knocked Xi Shi's lips open.

The tongue slowly entered into Xi Shi's mouth, ready to taste Xi Shi's fragrant tongue.

Suddenly, a suction came out of Xi Shi's mouth, and the Taoist energy that I had cultivated in my body for more than ten years poured into Xi Shi's body unstoppably.

All these powers were passed on to Xi Shi through my mouth. At this time, I regret it, my intestines are so green!
I shouldn't have done such a stupid thing, this time I'm dead!

(End of this chapter)