Zombie Notes

Chapter 197 Beauty and Ugly
When I heard the word 'Buddha', I knew who he was, not the fat monk who was it?

But speaking of it, the fat monk came too soon!Just when I was about to deal with Li Rushi, he appeared.

At the same time, I felt that I was right, this fat monk is really not simple, he can block my blow from the sky, and looking at him like this, he should have nothing to do.

"Fatty, why are you running here?" I said this to the golden light opposite me.

The reason why I call him Fatty is because I have gradually become familiar with him, and his appearance is really hard for me to compare him with those eminent monks, so I can't call him a master. .

But, fortunately, the fat monk took the name very lightly, so he didn't care much about it, which made him look a bit like an eminent monk.

"What? I can't come, if I come one step later, my precious disciple will be sent to reincarnation by you," the fat monk said to me jokingly.

"You can come...you can...the legs are on your feet, why can't you come!" I said like this.

But to be honest, the golden light emanating from his body is really dazzling, so I continued to say to the fat monk, "I said, fat man, can you disperse your golden light, it looks so dazzling... ...".

After I finished speaking, I heard him shout the Buddha's name: Amitabha, and then I saw the light on his body grow a little bit bigger.

Then I heard his special voice, "How are you, are you envious? See, it's shining like gold."

I saw the fat monk talking, as if he had thought of something again, and after an "oh", he continued, "I understand, monsters like you don't like my golden Buddha light...".As I spoke, I heard him laugh.

Seeing his frightened look, I really had the urge to give him a punch, and then I heard his voice again, and I saw him say something like this, "Okay...Okay, Lord Buddha, I'm afraid This invincible light of mine scared you to death, so please show me kindness and let you go!”.

Listening to his words, I really wanted to yell at him, and then beat him like crazy.

Immediately, he saw the golden light on his body, and "huhu" disappeared.After the golden light disappeared, I saw the fat monk sitting cross-legged in front of Li Rushi with a faint smile on his fat face.

The already paralyzed face became even more paralyzed because of his smile, the whole face was no different from a sesame seed cake.

Looking at his smile, I feel that he should be smiling when he sees me angry, so I feel that I can't be angry, otherwise it is in line with his intentions?
So after cleaning up my face for a while, I said to him, "I said fat man, don't blame me for being cruel earlier, it was her! She was the one who clung to you! I've already looked at your face , let her go three times, if she still comes, then I can't blame me!".

After listening to what I said, he said like this, "I said you boy, you really can do it, you can do it with such a beautiful woman, it's really tricky!".

"You say I'm a kid, are you very big?" Listening to his words, I retorted directly.

Monk Peng's real age is indeed not very old, he seems to be in his twenties.

And here I am, no matter how old I am now, I must be in my forties. Call me a kid?
"Don't say that there are some or nothing, but you really did it, I admire! Admire! Admire!" When he said the word "admire", I saw him bowing his hands to me. .

Then the fat monk went on to say, "If I were the Buddha, I wouldn't be able to do it...".

"Of course, you are a perverted monk!" I said as soon as the fat monk finished speaking.

As I spoke, I seemed to realize something, so I pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and said to him, "Oh! I understand..." A lewd smile appeared on my face as I spoke.

Then I saw the fat monk listened to my words, showed a puzzled expression, and said to me disdainfully, "Understood? What do you understand?".

"I understand, why do you want to take her as your apprentice..." The her I mentioned naturally refers to Li Rushi who is behind him.

After he listened to my words, I saw him say to me seriously, "Then why did I accept him as an apprentice? I want to see what you say?".

"You don't need to ask, you are a perverted monk, you must have taken a fancy to someone's beauty, so you want to accept him as a disciple." As I said that, I asked the fat monk very excitedly, "Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?"

The fat monk listened to my words, and then he breathed a sigh of relief in an instant. He thought I had really guessed his purpose of taking Li Huakui as his apprentice. Didn't he see that I was teasing him?

Although I was smiling and teasing him at this time, I could see all his reactions and expressions. Immediately, I thought, "Sure enough, he wants to accept Li Rushi as his disciple. What purpose does it have?"

Then I thought again, hey, forget it, his business is none of my business, in this world, whoever does something has no purpose.

Then I saw the fat monk smiled at me and said, "Yes... yes, I took her as my apprentice just because she is beautiful."I believe that what he said is definitely not true. His words are just pushing the boat along the way. The purpose is naturally to cover up his true thoughts.

But to be honest, this fat monk still gets along with me, and it is impossible to tell whether he is good or evil, and he is still a bit like me.

Moreover, he will not think that I am a zombie, so he will fight me, like those so-called upright people, chasing me for a while, so there is no need for me to guess him.

Immediately afterwards, I heard his words again, and I saw that he continued to say to me, "Don't you want to accept a beautiful female student?"

Speaking of accepting disciples, I really didn't think about this question, so I fell into a while of thinking.

The fat monk looked at me, and then said to me, "No way, you won't tell me, you never thought about this problem!".

I nodded slightly at him, and what I got was a burst of ridicule from him, "Haha...haha...haha, you...you...you" I saw him laughing , with a finger pointing at me.

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However, at this moment, Li Rushi got up, and while the monk was laughing loudly, she grabbed the fat monk, and with her sharp claws, grabbed the fat monk.

And said loudly to me, "You...you...you give him to me, otherwise...otherwise, I will kill this monk!" As I said that, I saw Li Rushi and pointed to Xianfeng on the ground, I think the one she mentioned refers to Xianfeng.

Li Ru is showing off his head, grab the fat monk and threaten me?You want me to hand over Xianfeng to her, shouldn't she be such a stupid person?Could it be that I was beaten stupid?Not only did I think so.

Maybe it's because I was too engrossed in my thoughts. I didn't pay attention to her words, so I saw her shouting to me excitedly, "Didn't you hear? I told you to give him to me, or I would kill him." This color monk!".

Seeing Li Rushi like this, I thought it was funny, and then I said to him speechlessly, "But you decided that you want to kill this fat man? He can be your master, are you sure you want to kill him? ".

Listening to my words, I saw Li Rushi, looked down at the fat monk, then raised his head and said to me disdainfully, "With his appearance, he still wants to be Miss Ben's master, wishful thinking!"

I didn't believe that Li Rushi could hurt this fat monk at all, so I said to the fat monk, "Fatty, do you hear that, people don't like you at all, you better save it!".

The fat monk listened to my words, and said to me disdainfully, "Boy, what do you know? She and I are destined to be mentors and apprentices. Boy, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand."

Li Rushi saw me chatting and laughing with the fat monk, so he pointed at me excitedly and said, "Didn't you hear what I said! Tell you to give him to me! Otherwise, I will kill this fat monk!".

(End of this chapter)