Death Maniac

Chapter 104 What would an animal gorilla look like if it pretended to be a cute human girl?
Kurosaki Clinic.

Kurosaki focused on looking at Masaki Kurosaki who was watching TV in the living room, and he leaned forward and said, "Masaki, the house is very quiet during the day recently, Ichigo is not here, Xiaobiao is not here, Xia Li and Youzi are also going to school... ..."

"Yeah, I'm not used to it, it's better to be lively!" Kurosaki Masaki sighed.

"No, what I'm talking about is that there are only two of us in the living room now!" Kurosaki Yixin put his head on Masaki Kurosaki with an expression that any man could understand.

boom!
But at this moment, the door outside was kicked open suddenly, and the faces of the Kurosaki and his wife turned red, and Kurosaki looked out of the door with one heart and one face full of annoyance!
"Don't worry about me, I'm leaving now!" Wu Biao didn't even look at the two of them, he rushed into the clinic from the door next to him, got out after a while, and went out again !

It can be said that he came and went in a hurry, Kurosaki focused his attention on the dangling door, and then it fell down with a "boom", his face was as black as the bottom of a pot!
"Bastard, what are you going to do!" An angry roar came out immediately.

Soul World!
On the hill of double death, a group of captains stood here with big eyes and small eyes. Now they all have the urge to forcibly summon the gate of hell again, and then rush in to drag that bastard human out to beat him up.

But thinking about the culprits who rioted before, they finally restrained themselves, and everyone stood on the hill of double death with a dark face.

that human...

Wouldn't it be that they are going to leave the captain and vice-captain here?

This is also called a while?
It's been nearly 10 minutes, and that bastard human hasn't come back yet!

"Humph!"

Kuchiki Byakuya suddenly let out a cold snort, then turned around and walked towards the outside of the Hill of Two Deaths, obviously his patience had reached its limit.

"This kid, didn't he forget about our side?" Jing Le Chunshui said with a slight twitch.

Hearing this, the mouth corners of several captains and vice-captains nearby couldn't help twitching.

"Probably... no way!" Komamura Zuojin's furry face turned black. If that human really forgot about them, then their Goutei [-]th team would be ashamed this time!
But at this moment, everyone frowned, even Kuchiki Byakuya, who was about to leave, paused, and then all looked towards a certain place.

Silent fluctuations came out, and a big mouth in the void gradually opened, and the miasma of hell also emerged.

"this is?"

"It should be a teleportation channel similar to the Void Cavity!"

"It's really convenient, but I'm curious, what did this kid do after disappearing for so long?"

……

The prison cavity opened, and Wu Biao's figure appeared directly on the hill of double death, but when they saw Wu Biao's appearance, everyone couldn't help being stunned, even Captain Yamamoto was no exception!
I saw Wu Biao wearing a white suit and shiny leather shoes, with one hand on his back, the other hand holding a cigarette to his mouth, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees.

Everyone blinked in bewilderment, didn't this bastard just go to change clothes?

and……

The small brand on the clothes is a label, right? This person went to this world to buy clothes on purpose?
"You..." Broken Bee was suddenly angry.

"What's the matter?"

Wu Biao's figure flashed, and he appeared in front of the captains. To be precise, he should have appeared in front of Uzhihualiu.

Everyone turned their heads to look, and when they saw Wu Biao, they all looked stunned.

They saw Wu Biao with his hands behind his back, facing Uzhi Hualie sideways, looking up at the white clouds in the sky, the sunlight falling on his side face, making this person look very different from before at this moment .

"Uh...Mr. Agent of Hell, who are you?" Uzhi Hualie looked at Wu Biao who kept peeking at him from the corner of his eye whether it was intentional or unintentional, and felt an inexplicable chill in his heart. He took half a step back and spoke softly.

Everyone's expressions became more and more strange, and even Captain Yamamoto couldn't help feeling a wave of doubts in his heart at this moment, what is this human being doing?
"Hey, that's outrageous, what's it called..." Wu Biao grinned and turned his head subconsciously, but then he realized something, kept his sideways face, took a puff of cigarette lightly, and puffed out the smoke A look of indifference.

"Captain Uzhihualie, don't call me sir, my name is Wu Biao, you can call me Wu Biao or Brother Biao!" Wu Biao said, his face slightly lowered, and he looked sideways Mao Zhihua Lie.

His eyes were soft, and there was a slight smile on his face. There was no trace of ordinary stupidity in this smile. Instead, it was filled with a kind of nobility, and at the same time, it revealed a humility and gentleness that was completely opposite to nobility.

"In the past, I used to complain about being born at the wrong time, but now, I want to thank God for allowing me to be born in the same era as you! In troubled times, you must use all your strength to fight the evil four-eyed boy to the end. No matter how difficult it is , as long as I can fight together with you, I... will die without regret!"

If Ishida Uryu stood here, he would definitely scold Wu Biao for being shameless, because no matter it was the smile or the words... they were all so familiar!

In order to make himself taller, Wu Biao spent 10 minutes watching Saint Seiya completely copy Binghe's smile and this passage. When he said the last sentence, this guy can be said to be staring at Uzhihualie Said.

"Comrade comrades! What help do you all need? In order to resist evil, my righteous spirit detective Wu Biao is absolutely obliged!"

Uozhihua Liexiu frowned, and took a few steps back in secret again, looking at Wu Biao with vigilance in his eyes, is there something wrong with this human child's head today?
The corner of Broken Bee's mouth twitched slightly, is this human being completely stupid at last?
"It feels a bit wrong?" Jingle Chunshui whispered in Ukitake Shishirou's ear.

Shishirō Ukitake smiled wryly, and then nodded his head: "There is something wrong with this human being, but today is really... very special!" Shishirō Ukitake really didn't know what words to use to describe him, but in the end he used The word 'very special' was added!

Concealed to express thoughts similar to Suifeng, this human being is finally completely crazy today...

"Proxy of hell, I have something to do..." Captain Yamamoto stepped forward.

"I'll talk about it later!" Wu Biao turned around and directly interrupted Captain Yamamoto's words, then turned around again, with one hand on his back, the other hand held a cigarette and took a slight puff, his feet moved lightly, and kept Let the sun shine on the side face he thinks is the most handsome.

Captain Yamamoto's hand holding the scepter trembled slightly, wishing he could just swastika it and kill the bastard in front of him!

Unohana frowned: "The agent of hell..."

"Captain Uzhi Hualie, you can just call me Wu Biao, and I will also directly call you Uzhi Hualie. Of course..." Wu Biao greeted the sun indifferently, and looked at the white clouds in the sky with melancholy eyes: " If you are really not used to it, Uzhi Hualie, you can just call me Brother Biao, Xiao Biao, and Xiao Wu!"

"..."

Uzhihualie suddenly felt chills, looked at the corner of Wu Biao's eyes from time to time, to be honest... let Uzhihualie who is so calm have a feeling of hair standing on end!
Because... it is really too inconsistent, whether it is the expression, clothing, speech and behavior after reappearing, everything is extremely inconsistent, if there is really any words to describe it!
Unohanaretsu now has a kind of feeling...seeing a gorilla imitating a human girl to act cute...something like that!

In short, three words...

gross! ! !
Naturally, Wu Biao didn't know what he was doing... The behavior he thought was extremely handsome had already been evaluated as "disgusting" by the performance target, and he still looked indifferently, looking at the white clouds in the sky with melancholy eyes.

But I was thinking in my heart: "Buy a wig, the wind blowing in the face is blowing the hair, and the handsome face of Brother Biao must be super handsome when matched with it!"

"Human, your head full of muscles has finally replaced the last drop of brains with muscles?" Byakuya Kuchiki couldn't stand it any longer, and said an extremely vicious sentence with a calm expression .

As soon as these words came out, the corners of the mouths of many people present couldn't help twitching. It was the first time they discovered that Captain Kuchiki's mouth can be so poisonous!

What do you mean?
Wu Biao blinked his eyes in confusion. Although he really wanted to ask these four words, he glanced at Uzhi Hualie from the corner of his eye, and then said calmly: "Muscles are a man's. medal!"

Kuchiki Byakuya glanced at Wu Biao with the same eyes as he looked at 'Silly B', and then stopped talking. He couldn't understand such obvious sarcasm. He really had nothing to say.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Ukitake Shishirou suddenly coughed violently!

"Hahahaha..." Jingle Chunshui beside him couldn't bear it anymore. He was originally a strange flower among the captains, so naturally he didn't pay attention to his image like other captains, and just laughed while holding his belly Look forward and look back!

Broken Bee nodded vigorously, absolutely right, this human being is completely crazy...

　This is the fifth change on the 17th, not included in today's list!
　　Push the book [Outline, Don’t Be Arrogant] A story about a traveler who can see the outline and tries to turn the battle into a daily routine.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)