Death Maniac

Chapter 148 My head is in a daze, I think I should masturbate...

"Hahaha, I'm full!"

Wu Biao walked out of the western restaurant with a satisfied face. Since the last time he ate with the master of Guanyin Temple, he felt that those steaks, one side and the other side tasted good.

So after bidding farewell to that good-for-nothing brother and brave sister, he ran to the western restaurant to eat and drink. As for not being able to read...it doesn't matter, Brother Biao has money!

"Give me ten servings of everything on this menu first. You guys are too stingy. Who can eat such a little thing in one plate?" Brother Biao said as he entered the western restaurant.

As a result, the waiter stood there for nearly 2 minutes.

In the end, the lobby manager confirmed while wiping off cold sweat, and finally asked Wu Biao to pay the bill first, and then sent this extremely wonderful menu to the back kitchen, which made the large group of chefs sweat profusely...

In the end, there was no food for Brother Shang Biao. The manager held on to the phone tightly, ready to call the emergency call at any time, for fear that Brother Biao would die in their restaurant.

In the end, it really worked. The emergency call was indeed made, but it was the overworked and fainted head chef who was pulled away by the ambulance...

The thing that made the lobby manager want to cry the most was Brother Biao's extremely unhappy sentence before he left: "Your efficiency here is so poor that you can't feed me. I won't come next time."

……

Wearing a white coat, with a bright bald head and a cigarette in his mouth, in the eyes of passers-by, this is a classic example of a 15-year-old living a 50-year-old virtue. Several parents even took Wu Biao as a model and taught their children a lesson. .

"Which direction did the station come from?" Brother Biao didn't care about the gazes of outsiders at all: "It's been a long time, and I don't know if Saint Seiya will replay it."

After dragging someone casually and asking where the station was, Wu Biao walked towards the station without haste.

"Should I also earn some money as a wife? After Uzhihuali and I get married, I have to buy a house. And after mating, Uzhihuali's ass is so big, and I will definitely have a litter of cubs. Feed and drink for a litter of cubs."

"Well, I thought about finding a job moving bricks on a construction site... No, I have to find other jobs. Isn't there a saying in the brick moving industry that I can't support you if I put down the bricks, and I can't hug you when I pick up the bricks. you."

Brother Biao said that he wanted the kind of work that could not only embrace Maozhi Hualien, but also support Maozhi Hualien.

Brother Biao, who has no concept of money at all, does not know that the card given to him by the master of Guanyin Temple is enough for him to eat and wear for the rest of his life.

Kaka…

An inaudible crisp sound came out, and Wu Biao's figure stopped immediately, and he looked up in the direction of the traffic lights ahead.

boom!
Almost at the moment when Wu Biao looked over, the entire area was shaken, and cracks appeared in the area under the traffic lights, extending out, as if the ground had been hollowed out, gradually sinking downward...

This scene immediately terrified the pedestrians waiting under the traffic lights, and screams rang out in an instant, and the dense crowd ran towards the periphery of the depression like crazy, screaming and cursing everywhere between pushing and pushing.

Before the crisis of life, everyone started to flee crazily, and many people who hadn't understood what happened and hadn't reacted were pushed to the ground.

"Yayoi!"

A middle-aged woman squeezed anxiously towards the back of the crowd. In the direction she was looking, a little girl was standing there with a blank face. Behind the little girl, a huge depression gradually approached.

A tiankeng with a diameter of several meters appeared and spread rapidly to the surroundings. The little girl disappeared from everyone's sight almost in the blink of an eye, and the middle-aged woman screamed and ran towards the area of ​​the tiankeng.

But the dense crowd pushed her back abruptly.

But what happened immediately made the mother startled, because she saw a bald boy jumping into the pit that day at a very fast speed.

Not long after, the boy crawled out from the edge of the tiankeng, which had stopped extending, and found a little girl in his hand.

"Little bastard, hurry up and get out." Wu Biao casually threw the frightened little girl to the edge of the tiankeng, and the middle-aged woman squeezed over at this moment, and hugged the little girl.

"thanks……"

Expressing her thanks anxiously and hard, the middle-aged woman hugged the little girl and ran towards the rear. Although the collapse around the tiankeng has stopped now, it is still unknown whether it will extend outward, and it is better to run farther.

Wu Biao did not leave, but sat on the edge of the tiankeng, looking into the bottomless tiankeng.

"...go home...I want to...go home...I want to go home..."

Intermittent voices came to Wu Biao's ears. The voice came from nowhere. Although it was intermittent, it was very clear.

"Young man, come here quickly, don't sit there!"

"It was beautiful just now, how did you do it?"

"Stay away from the edge of the tiankeng, don't sit there, it's dangerous!"

"..."

The pedestrians around gradually calmed down. When they saw Wu Biao sitting on the edge of the tiankeng, they all sent out kind reminders.

"I don't know what's wrong. Recently, there have been several tiankengs here. The tiankeng in the street next to it has not been completely buried, and another one has appeared."

"Who knows, according to experts, it seems to be due to changes in the earth's crust!"

"..."

"Hey, friend, come here quickly." A young man who was a little more courageous took a few steps forward, probably wanting to give Wu Biao a hand.

Wu Biao turned his head to look at the person and said, "Dude, did you hear any sound, it seems that someone is calling for help down here?"

"What's the sound? It's an illusion. If someone really falls, they will definitely fall to their death. How could they call for help?" the young man shook his head.

Can't you hear me?

Wu Biao scratched his bald head, and then directly supported the edge with both hands: "I'll go down and have a look!" After saying that, the whole thing disappeared at the edge of the tiankeng with a whoosh, and this scene immediately caused a burst of exclamation.

……

The tiankeng was not without a bottom. After falling about ten meters, Wu Biao finally reached the bottom of the tiankeng, and the dust from the collapse directly submerged Wu Biao's lower body.

"Hey, is there anyone?"

Wu Biao shrugged his nose in confusion, because even at the bottom of the pit, he didn't smell anything.But if there was no one here, the voice calling for help became clearer and clearer, as if he was by his side.

"I want to go home..." The gloomy and ethereal voice came again.

This time, the voice seemed to be coming from Brother Biao's ear.

"Don't babble, I'll leave if the fuck doesn't come out!" Brother Biao directly interrupted the voice violently, without any fear...

boom!
The ethereal voice seemed to have heard Wu Biao's words, and gave a direct response, shaking the entire tiankeng.And following this shock, a golden barrier suddenly lit up beside Wu Biao, like an enchantment!
"Fuck..."

Only then did Wu Biao realize the strangeness of the matter. He looked at the fleeting circular obstacle avoidance, and saw a faint shadow in the obstacle avoidance, but the circular obstacle avoidance became invisible again in just a moment.

"What?" Blinking his eyes in confusion, Wu Biao reached out and touched the place where the circular obstacle avoidance disappeared. As expected, he touched the shape, and a hot feeling came down the palm of his hand.

The karmic fire of hell in Wu Biao's body burned uncontrollably. When the karmic fire rushed up, it directly burned the invisible sphere. With a crackling sound, cracks appeared in the flame.

"This is... what kind of fire?"

The ethereal voice became clear, and the tone was full of horror and ecstasy. Along with the voice, the entire spherical body shook again, causing the entire sinkhole to tremble!
Snapped!
There was a crisp sound, and the spherical body shattered directly, and a shadow rose into the sky like a ghost, and a vague gaze fell on Wu Biao, and then disappeared completely without a trace!

"Damn it, don't you run away?" Brother Biao finally realized that he jumped up and chased outside the tiankeng.

Although it was only for a moment, but... the ghostly figure exuded a strong smell.

This made Wu Biao couldn't help being excited: "Come back quickly, fight with Brother Biao before leaving!"

In the blink of an eye, Wu Biao jumped out of the tiankeng, but after searching around, except for those onlookers who were stunned by him, there was no shadow of the ghost at all, and there was not even a trace of smell left.

"Ran?"

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Just this chapter tonight, I've been running for a long time... Now my whole body is soft...

　"Salted Fish Mentor" is just right, since you are all like this, then I have a reason to continue salting fish, let's get to know each other again, my name is Yanyue, I am 17 years old, and I will be your mentor for a long time in the future, I don't care There is no need for you to accept me or not. I just need you to remember three points. First, I am just a salted fish. Second, I am not a good person. Third, I am not human.

　　"Pirate Soul Master" is bloody, intriguing, and killing, mixed with nameless things called dreams.

　　An ordinary traveler, at this moment, stepped into the real world of pirates.

　　When swords and magic are unfolding in this world, the wings of butterflies will one day roll up huge waves.

　　 PS: The system presence in this book is extremely low, and the model refers to the game [Vainglory].

　　
　
(End of this chapter)