Death Maniac

Chapter 16 Our title is as serious as the author

Two days passed in a flash, and the life of Kurosaki's house was still as peaceful as ever. The only change was that there was a lion doll called "Soul" in Kurosaki Ichigo's house.

Because Wu Biao's body has not recovered, he has not been allowed to go out to defend world peace these two days...

This made Wu Biao complain every day that his body was about to rust, but tonight was different.

The Kurosaki family, including Wu Biao and Shibata Parrot, whose right arm was wrapped in layers of bandages, all gathered in the living room of the Kurosaki family, and Kurosaki Isshin stood in front of the crowd in formal attire.

As for Shibata Parrot, after Wu Biao passed out, this little guy has been refusing to accept Ichigo's soul burial, and he will stay by Wu Biao's side for life and death.

So after discussing with Rukia, he didn't forcefully bury his soul, but let Yuichi stay.

Naturally, the Kurosaki family had no objection to this. This little guy couldn't eat much, and his mouth was sweet, so he immediately captured Youzi and Xia Li.

But because Yongyi is willing to stay by Wu Biao's side, these two girls have been throwing eyes at Wu Biao these two days.

Closer to home, there is a blackboard beside Isshin Kurosaki, with a few large characters written crookedly on it: Kurosaki Family Meeting!
"Then let's start deciding on everyone's tasks for tomorrow!" Kurosaki Yixin coughed and said, Xia Li curled her lips in disdain when she heard the words, she really knew her father's virtues too well, and even held a meeting to decide... Hehe.

Sure enough, Kurosaki's next sentence exposed his scumbag nature: "But because the speaker who monopolizes the power is Dad, so the decision-making power is in Dad's hands!"

"Then what kind of meeting is there!" Xia Li said angrily.

The treachery in Kurosaki's eyes was fleeting, and he pointed at Xia Li and said, "Please raise your hand first if you want to speak, Chief of Staff Xia Li!"

"I... chief of staff?" A series of little stars suddenly appeared in Xia Li's eyes, obviously very satisfied with this position!

Seeing this, Ichigo shook his head, his father's method of changing the subject is really clever.

Wu Biao, on the other hand, was lying on the table bored, combing Yong Yi's feathers, and didn't listen to what Kurosaki Isshin was saying at all.

"Youzi is still serving as the bento staff!" Kurosaki Yixin pointed at Youzi again, then glanced at Wu Biao and added: "The bento must have enough weight!"

"Understood!" Youzi made a military salute in a vague manner.

"Wu Biao is in charge of carrying the luggage!"

Hearing his name, Wu Biao looked at Yixin in a daze: "Boss, what did you just say?"

Kurosaki didn't care about it at all, and repeated: "Tomorrow is the death day of Ichigo's mother, and I'm going to the cemetery in the suburbs to pay homage. You are responsible for carrying the luggage!" After finishing speaking, he looked at Wu Biao's right arm, paused and asked : "How about it, no problem!"

Death day?
Wu Biao's expression immediately turned serious when he heard the words. Although he is a little bit tough, he still understands the fact that the dead are big, so he didn't ask, and nodded directly: "No problem, boss!"

When Ichigo at the side heard the word "Day of Death", his face darkened obviously, and he became a little nervous.

Kurosaki glanced at him secretly, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, but instead he shouted excitedly: "The meeting is over, Ichigo, you guys come and see how Dad's new hairstyle is!"

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There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning the whole family took the bus to the suburbs outside Karakura Town. However, because the cemetery on the top of the mountain was not open to traffic, they all changed to walk at the foot of the mountain, walking all the way up the steep slope. go.

Wu Biao and Ichigo walked at the back of the team, carrying a huge package on their left shoulders, looking extremely relaxed, this weight was no different from a feather to him.

Everyone else was sweating profusely. The weather in June was already very hot, and walking on such a sloping road made them all panting after a while.

Only Yong Yi on Wu Biao's shoulder looked contented, humming a ditty that Wu Biao taught him: "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, one has no buttocks, the other has no head, really Weird, really weird..."

Brother Biao has a low IQ, and he has remembered this song since he was a child... At the moment, it is still very rhythmic when sung by Yong Yi, at least a hundred times stronger than Brother Biao's tone-deaf voice.

"Huh?" Wu Biao stopped suddenly and shrugged his nose.

"What's the matter, Brother Biao?" Kurosaki Ichigo asked suspiciously.

"It's nothing, the onion who lives in your room is also here!" Wu Biao pointed to the front of the road, and saw Youzi and Xia Li were looking at the distance in surprise, wearing white dresses, facing the road. They waved to Rukia.

"Brother Biao... are you a dog nose?" Ichigo twitched the corner of his mouth, why did Biao even know that Rukia lived in his own room.

Wu Biao smiled smugly, and then his expression was suddenly startled. He rubbed his chin and said to himself: "It's strange, I feel that someone with the same breath as you has appeared!"

Similar to my breath?
Kurosaki Ichigo was taken aback, but before he could understand the meaning of Wu Biao's words, he was interrupted by Youzi and Xia Li's guess, and quietly said to Wu Biao: "Brother Biao, the words "mating partner" , you must not say it in front of Youzi and the others!"

After instructing Wu Biao, Kurosaki rushed forward with one stride, dragged Rukia and rushed into the grove beside the road.

"Brother?" You Zi was startled when he saw this.

Xia Li on the side rubbed her chin and let out a sinister smile: "Hehehe..."

"Charlie, what are you laughing at?"

"Well, anyway, it's time for you to leave big brother and be independent!"

"..."

The two sisters walked forward while chatting, Wu Biao tilted his head and followed behind them, his nose moved a few times from time to time. Li kicked and flew, and probably rolled to the foot of the mountain.

It has to be said that his special skeleton has extremely high durability!

After the group arrived at the cemetery, Kurosaki Isshin also rushed up from behind, and the group directly entered the cemetery and came to a tombstone at the back.Wu Biao couldn't help but smile when he saw the color photo above.

Perhaps this is the characteristic of the Kurosaki family. Obviously very sad things, with the interpretation of Kurosaki Isshin, can often make people laugh.

Before Youzi and Xiali finished offering sacrifices, Yixin jumped over: "Come on, come on, let's cheer up, and this year we will hold [Amazing, Kurosaki Family Tombstone Domino Contest] exciting two and a half hours , destructive satisfaction!"

Tombstone dominoes...

The corner of Xia Li's mouth twitched, you bastard, do you want the whole family to be detained?

Cursing secretly in her heart, Xia Li immediately jumped up, and it can only be said that she is worthy of being from the school football team, this kick landed on Yixin's face with incomparable precision: "Go and start your life all over again, bastard! "

Wu Biao on the side walked forward with great interest: "Boss, how to play the tombstone domino contest, take me one!"

"..." Kurosaki's face darkened, he was just joking, this idiot actually took it seriously, and if you, a non-human like you, push the tombstone, the whole family will really be arrested by the Earth Defense Force!
But before he could change the subject, Wu Biao shrugged his nose and looked towards the deep forest in the distance, with an excited smile on his face: "Boss, I'll go out first!"

Yixin was startled when he heard the words, and then restrained the laughter on his face, glanced at Youzi and Xia Li in the distance, and found that they didn't pay attention to this side, so he frowned and asked: "What did you sense? It was the last time you The monster I mentioned?"

Wu Biao shook his head: "It feels similar to the feeling Ichigo gave me!"

Death?
Yixin's brows didn't go away, but instead he frowned, because he had inquired about it from Wu Biao in advance, so he went to Kisuke Urahara to inquire about it the next day, and he naturally knew about Rukia's existence.

At this time, a strange god of death appears, doesn't it mean...

"Boss, I'll go there first!"

But Wu Biao didn't wait for him to speak, and ran into the woods as soon as he put his shoulder bag away.
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(End of this chapter)