Death Maniac

Chapter 173 Second Lieutenant Wu Biao (Two in One)

boom!
Throwing aside the huge dumbbell borrowed from the warship, Wu Biao curled his lips in dissatisfaction.

I originally thought that since I have been suppressed to such a degree, I should still be able to exercise with equipment, but the result is that apart from being tired, there is no progress at all.

That is to say, apart from slaughtering a few wicked people, or dying a few wicked people naturally, there is no way to increase one's strength at all.

But this time, Brother Biao really felt that he was cheated by the old king of hell!
Because as the two days passed, he also vaguely grasped the laws of this world.Completely obeying the law of the forest where the strong are respected and the weak are prey to the strong, if you are not strong enough... it can only be said that it is terribly difficult to be a villain.

Islands are the unit of this world. Some large islands are countries, while small islands are villages and towns.And because of the threat of external pirates, the residents of the island are very harmonious and united.

Therefore, although the weak are not sinners who have not been recognized by the laws of this world, they are very few.Most of the sinners who can be recognized by the laws of this world are strong!
And the strong, how could it be so easy to die?

This has also resulted in the current situation. Among the weak dead, there are basically no super sinners who are recognized by the laws of this world and should go to hell.And it is very difficult for those super sinners to die, because almost all of them are strong!
but……

"This is more interesting!" Wu Biao touched his chin with great interest. Such a challenging task couldn't be better. It's also very boring to punish those weak and scumbag villains all the time. thing.

Only by constantly challenging the strong can he become stronger and make Brother Biao more excited.

"Little bald head..."

"Brother Biao, Brother Biao, call me Brother Biao!" Wu Biao turned his head and stared at the visitor, and said in an extremely unhappy tone: "Old Katou, you have dementia, how many times have I told you to call me Biao?" Brother Biao?"

The person who came was the boss of this warship, Vice Admiral Garp.In Brother Biao's view, this old man is just an idler who is idle every day. You Bobo shakes the old miscellaneous hair in the basket and comes here to provoke him when he has nothing to do, but Brother Biao still can't do him...

This makes Brother Biao very depressed, super depressed. In the past two days, more bags have been punched out of his head than in his entire life.

"Calling this thing is two-way. Whenever you don't call me old Katou, I won't call you little baldhead." Karp said something indifferent, and then he didn't think it was dirty, and he just slapped his ass Sitting in front of the utility room where Brother Biao temporarily lives.

"There is still half a day to arrive at the next island, which is also the last island. After passing this island, we will sail directly to the Navy headquarters!"

Wu Biao nodded casually: "Understood, I have nothing to take anyway, just tell me when I get there, and I'll get off the boat." Staying on this dilapidated boat all day, I haven't met a few villains at all, and The only ones who encountered these included Beru Meber.

Obviously, they are all unqualified and useless to kill.

Karp shook his head, looked at Wu Biao and said, "Boy, should you think about joining the navy?"

"What?" Wu Biao was stunned for a moment: "Are you kidding me, who is going to be a shitty navy, and brother Biao is very busy, so I don't have time to go and play the game of catching pirates with you."

"..." Garp's mouth twitched.

What is the game of catching pirates, and why is the navy so unlovable?

"Aside from eating, you're finding people to fight all day. What a busy fart!" Garp scolded with a black face, not to mention other things, this warship, from colonel-level officers to ordinary soldiers, was almost beaten by this bastard all over.

He really didn't realize what the little bald head was busy with. It stands to reason that a kid at this age should go up a tree to dig out a bird's nest, go swimming in the sea, and go out and play with a few children if he's free?
Wu Biao took out a cigarette from the pocket of his white coat and lit it. As for how the cigarette came from, do you even need to ask?

Of course it was snatched, after all, Brother Biao has no so-called Bailey.

It's just a legal robbery, if you have nothing to do, give me the cigarettes if you lose, or just find fault and beat them up and seize the cigarettes.

So, in just two days, the officers on the ship hated Wu Biao so much that their teeth itch, but there was nothing they could do.After all, those above the colonel level can be regarded as a party of celebrities, and asking them to take care of a 15 or 6 brat really can't hold back that face.

Gently took a puff of cigarette and let it out, Brother Biao's expression changed, he became solemn and solemn, with a look of pity for heaven and man, and then he said a very forceful sentence: "The world is filthy again!"

"..."

The corner of Garp's mouth twitched slightly, I'm filthy on your face!
"This world has been watched by me. The dirty world is about to start a new round of cleaning, and I... am the executor." Wu Biao's face was full of melancholy, giving people a feeling that he was unwilling to do so. Do it, but feel compelled to do it.

Karp stared blankly at Wu Biao, although he didn't understand, but it seemed like that was the case.

but……

The moment he almost finished speaking, before Karp could recover, Brother Biao turned his head expectantly: "Hey, what about the old Katou, isn't this passage so domineering and forceful, isn't it? I've been thinking about it for a long time..."

boom!
"Damn it, old Katou, brother Biao will fuck you sooner or later." Wu Biao covered his head and said angrily.

"Speak in human language." Garp's face darkened.

"..."

The corner of Wu Biao’s mouth twitched, this old man was so damn like himself, he would talk about it after he had nothing to do, rubbing the big bag on his bald head, Brother Biao snorted coldly: "Since you asked sincerely, then Brother Biao will be merciful." I am sad to tell you, I want to... kill a lot of people, so I am very busy!"

"kill?"

Karp frowned when he heard the words, and observed Wu Biao carefully for a while, and could easily see that this little bald man... wasn't lying!

But why speak of murder so confidently?
And kill a lot of people?

Just pure bloodthirsty?

Or...

"Why do you want to kill a lot of people for revenge? Or what?" Garp's expression became serious. Depending on the answer to this question, he will decide whether to let this kid who aims to kill a lot of people go.

"What kind of revenge? Brother Biao doesn't know them." Wu Biao said confidently.

do not know?
Garp's eyes turned cold: "If you don't know him, why do you want to kill people? And you want to kill a lot of people?" Between the words, Garp's voice had a hint of coercion.

It proves that at this time, he is no longer talking to Wu Biao as the casually noisy old card head; he is the hero of the navy, Lieutenant General Karp!

"I don't know why they can't be killed. The villains must be eliminated. Whether it's the navy, pirates, or civilians, as long as they are recognized as heinous people, that's the target I want to kill."

Garp was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, looked at Wu Biao's serious expression for a while, then shook his head with a wry smile.

Kill the recognized villain?
This is really... a childish dream!
Karp directly attributed the goals mentioned by Wu Biao to Wu Biao's dreams. After all, in his opinion, every child has his own dreams.For example, my grandson's dream is to become the One Piece, and he has now embarked on his own dream journey.

Shaking his head, Karp chuckled: "Then wouldn't it be more appropriate for you to join our navy?"

"Why?" Brother Biao was a little confused: "What does punishing the wicked have to do with joining the navy?"

"Think about it, because our navy is justice. Haven't you seen the word 'justice' on Lao Tzu's cloak?" Karp said.

Wu Biao blinked his eyes when he heard the words: "Didn't you engrave these two words for pretense?"

"..."

How is that possible, bastard! ! !

Karp went crazy, and directly used his domineering energy to punch Brother Biao in the head. It can be said that the more he hit, the more he resisted the beating: "You know what a fart, this cloak can only be worn by the rank of Major and above. Pretending to be forceful...I put you in it, believe it or not."

"Hey, old Katou, you're bragging, I really don't believe it!" Wu Biao said provocatively.

"..." Garp was silent for a few seconds, and he confirmed it directly. He couldn't refute this.

"In short, this cloak is a status symbol, not for pretense."

Brother Biao curled his lips with disdain when he heard the words: "You really think I'm stupid? Isn't identity just for pretending to be coercive?"

The corner of Garp's mouth twitched, what he said... really made sense.

"Hmm...although there is indeed a pretense...ahem, although it does have such a meaning."

Garp was completely led into the ditch by Brother Biao, and his old face couldn't help but blush: "But, it's more about responsibility, anyone who wears this cloak has the responsibility to protect civilians and kill vicious pirates. "

"Aren't you still pretending?"

boom!
又是一下爱心铁拳，卡普黑着脸斥道：“别叽叽歪歪个没完，在提装逼就揍你！”

Wu Biao covered his head, his eyes were red.

Paralysis, absolutely fuck him, fuck him no matter what, why are you knocking Biao's clever head like a fool?
Moreover, why do these words sound so familiar.

"The most important thing is that it is much more convenient to join the navy to punish the villains. The intelligence of the navy can accurately know the location of the pirates. Are you afraid that you will not find the pirates then?"

Wu Biao touched his chin when he heard the words, and nodded in agreement: "That's right."

"And even if you can grasp the location of those villains. In the climate of the Great Route, if you take a small boat out to sea, it will definitely sink in minutes. It's not like our warships, which have a majestic atmosphere and special navigators. When they go out to punish villains If you drive a warship, you can bombard anyone who plays a twenty-five-stringed pluck with cannons."

Wu Biao's eyes became brighter and brighter. According to what Old Katou said, it is really difficult for me who has no sense of direction to sail in this boundless sea.

A smirk flashed across Garp's eyes when he saw this, "Small, I can't cure you anymore."

"Even if you bomb the wrong person, it's okay. Just say that you suspect that there are spies on your ship. If you have something to do, you can talk about it. If it doesn't work, just mention my name. It will definitely work!"

"Old Katou, it's the first time I see you so pleasing to the eye!"

Brother Biao said sincerely, of course, Garp couldn’t be happier with what he said...

"Joining the navy is fine, but if I meet a villain recognized by the world in the navy, Brother Biao will kill him too."

"no problem."

Karp smiled when he heard the words, and now he is going all out.One is that he wants to recruit a future high-end combat force for the navy, and the other is that he also likes this little bastard very much, and it brings a lot of fun to carry it around.

"That's fine, I'll be the navy."

"I'll take you to register later. After registering here, your information will be sent directly to the headquarters. You will also be a soldier of the headquarters in the future. Come and get the military uniform."

"Military uniform? It's too rustic, Brother Biao doesn't wear it, but send me one of that pretentious cloak."

"..." The corner of Garp's mouth twitched, could this guy not understand human words?

I've already said it just now, pretending... Only officers above the major are qualified to wear the cloak of justice. If you just open your mouth and ask for the cloak of justice, don't you just ask me for the rank of second lieutenant?
Isn't this kid as stupid as he looks?
Thinking of this, Garp shook his head directly, because he knew... this little bald head is really stupid.

"Yes, with my authority, it's easy for a Major!"

"What a shitty second lieutenant, what Brother Biao wants is a pretentious cloak."

"roll!!"

……

Now that the decision was made, Karp took Brother Biao to the warship's office to avoid Wu Biao's repentance. He first took a photo and wrote Wu Biao's name.

"Where is your hometown?"

"Hometown? Well... you can just fill in the empty seats."

"Karakura Town?" Karp curled his lips when he heard the words: "What's the name, where is the island?"

"I don't know." Brother Biao shook his head directly, because he really didn't know where the small island of Kongza Town was.

Garp's mouth twitched when he heard this, but he didn't bother to ask further questions.As for whether he was afraid that Wu Biao was sent as an undercover agent, Garp felt that unless someone had a brain twitch, he would send such a fool as an undercover agent.

Because Garp felt that if this kid was an undercover agent...

"I'm the undercover agent sent by so-and-so, hurry up and give me the information, or else I'll push this place."

It is very likely that the above dialogue will happen, and even the boss will sell it together.

He didn't bother to investigate so much. As for his temperament and so on, he had been observing for the past two days.When competing with others, he is also very measured.

Although he is always convulsed and commits two crimes... Anyway, there are many mental illnesses in the navy, and this one is not bad.

Because Lieutenant General Garp personally acted, a set of procedures was completed extremely quickly, and the Navy Headquarters also quickly passed the approval. It took Wu Biao less than half an hour to jump directly from a civilian to a second lieutenant of the Navy Headquarters.

Skip the miscellaneous soldiers, recruits, sergeants, and warrant officers, although if Karp wants to, he can directly promote Wu Biao's rank to major.

However, that would cause dissatisfaction among some people in the headquarters. Naturally, this dissatisfaction was not dared to vent to him, but Wu Biao was not necessarily so.

And he also wants Wu Biao to start from the grassroots level a little bit, so that he can have a sense of belonging to the navy.

"Well, not bad!" Wu Biao turned his lower body to the mirror: "Sure enough, Brother Biao is getting more and more handsome now!"

The corner of Garp's mouth couldn't help twitching, although starting from the rank of second lieutenant, there are no requirements for inner clothing except that the cloak needs to be uniform.

However, this was the first time he saw someone wearing a white coat and a cape.

　Well, just now an uncle and grandpa came to me to help him play duo into the tape recorder. It has been downloaded since [-] o'clock, otherwise this chapter would have been coded long ago, and I will try to code a chapter.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)