Death Maniac

Chapter 221 Paralysis, masturbation can flash to the waist, is my special masturbation position wrong?
"It's okay, you've been hungry for days, Brother Biao treats you to eat!" Wu Biao said generously.

"That..." Usopp shook his head with horror on his face, "Actually...we're not that hungry yet."

Chopper also quickly echoed: "Yes, I can bear it any longer."

"You are welcome." Ignoring their persuasion, Brother Biao said, "I will treat each of you to eat a piece later, and the rest will be mine!" He staggered up to find the knife as he spoke...

"Only when I'm full can I go into the sea to catch sea beasts, so that we won't starve to death."

"..." The Straw Hats.

Sanji frowned: "Let's stop joking!"

"I'm going to starve to death, so I don't have the time to joke with you." Wu Biao curled his lips: "I need your help later, even if it's cannibalism, I hope you can help me process it."

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, and at the same time they took a few steps back.

After confirming again and again, they found that this guy was really, really...he was telling the truth! ! !

"Warning, this is not a joke, this is not a joke, this navy is really going to eat pirates, the cannibal navy is terrible; repeat, this is not a joke..." Usopp ran around in the cabin like a headless chicken.

"Wait a minute, I'll chop off one of my arms, and you can tell me how to make curly eyebrows!" Wu Biao looked at Sanji expectantly, and after eating the meat skewers, he was very familiar with the culinary skills of curly eyebrows. Believe it!
The chef is always the person Biao admires the most.

Everyone was taken aback, Usopp was stiff all over, and turned his head like a robot: "You...you just...what did you just say?"

"I said chop off one of my arms, how to make it delicious." Wu Biao rolled his eyes, and then said in a very seductive tone: "You also help me think about it, and then I invite you to eat alone piece."

"..." The eyes of everyone looking at Wu Biao have changed from fear to... looking at mental illness.

"Anyway, I'm very resilient. It's just one arm. It won't take long for me to recover." Brother Biao's expression of you being too fussy made the corners of everyone's mouths twitch.

Lu Fei's eyes lit up, he spread out his left hand, clenched his fist and knocked down with his right hand, with a look of excitement on his face: "So it can still be like this."

Kaka!

The three-section weather stick was assembled into one, Nami held the long stick and knocked down on Luffy's head instantly: "Don't give me an expression of 'learned a lot of knowledge'!!!"

Robin took out a notebook directly, and wrote a line on it with a pen: I think I may have encountered a mysterious race, this race has a very strong resilience, can breathe fire, can swim, the most terrifying What's more... this mysterious race will never starve to death, it produces and sells itself, and can survive by eating its own flesh.

Usopp leaned forward to take a look, and the corner of his mouth twitched immediately: "Robin, don't record the extremely horrible black history with a serious expression, okay? This will mislead future generations."

"No, this gentleman definitely belongs to a special race." Robin was very serious.

"..." Usopp was speechless. Although he didn't want to say that, he had an inexplicable feeling... Robin's words made sense.

"Human flesh?" Sauron, who had been leaning to one side without speaking, raised his head, stroked his chin and said with interest, "I don't know how it tastes with wine."

"It's over, there is no place for us and other humans to live on this ship, Chopper!!" Usopp hugged Chopper in horror.

Chopper nodded first, then said with ecstasy, "Ah, I'm not human."

"..."

"Could it be...have you never had similar fantasies? This is human flesh, who would treat you to it except me!" Brother Biao said extremely terrifying words with a proud face.

If these words are placed in a ghost story, probably... there is no sense of disobedience.

"How could there be, bastard!!!" Sanji wanted to throw this thing directly from the boat.

"That's right, I'm not looking forward to it, absolutely not." Luffy roared.

boom!
Nami, Sanji, and Usopp attacked together, and directly knocked Luffy to the ground: "Before you say this, please wipe off your saliva first!!"

"I'm not interested in your ingredients at all. We still have a lot of food on board, which is enough to feed you to death!" Sanji said viciously.

Wu Biao was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head, and looked at Sanji angrily: "Then you didn't say it earlier, it hurts to cut off an arm, so hurry up and do it!"

"...Please be a little more self-conscious about being a guest, okay? And you're a navy, don't you think it's weird to ask for food from pirates?"

"Why?" Wu Biao looked puzzled.

Sanji choked, then shook his head silently: "It's nothing..."

"Ah... so there is food..." Lu Fei read.

Everyone is speechless, why does it feel that Lu Fei's tone is full of strong disappointment!

……

Ten minutes later, Sanji transformed a large octopus of nearly ten meters into a plate of octopus rings and brought it up. As soon as it was placed on the table, Luffy and Wu Biao rushed up like hungry wolves.

Upon seeing this, Sanji proudly said: "Even if you can eat, can our captain still eat it? These things are enough for all of us. And the food in the storage bin is enough to eat to the next island."

As soon as he finished speaking, his expression changed, and he twisted his body in front of Nami and Robin in an extremely obsequious manner: "Miss Nami, Miss Robin, your knight Sanji specially prepared delicious dishes for you. Drinks, I'll bring them for you."

"Stinky cook, where's the wine?" Sauron also stood up and prepared to go to the table.

"Asshole Chlorella, go to the kitchen and get it yourself." The opposite attitude.

Sauron didn't care either, and turned around to go to the kitchen, but then there was a pause in his footsteps...

"Uh..." Usopp and Chopper on the table froze their hands in mid-air.

Nami Robin looked shocked.

"What's wrong?" Sanji's face was full of doubts at this scene, and he turned his head in confusion.When he saw the table behind him clearly, his chin hit the ground directly.

I saw that the dozens of plates he had placed on the dining table a minute ago were stacked neatly together. As for those squid rings... they had disappeared.

No, it should be said that there is still one plate left.

Holding it in the hands of the stunned Luffy...

"Smell, it's amazing!!" Wu Biao swallowed the squid rings in his mouth, and gave Sanji a thumbs up: "God chef, you are so amazing and worthy of admiration, but... I didn't eat it. I'm full, let's make a few hundred dishes!"

Mumble!

Everyone swallowed their saliva subconsciously, and the corner of Sanji's mouth twitched slightly looking at Wu Biao. This man praised his cooking skills so sincerely, why didn't he feel the slightest joy?

"I understand, the Admiral of the Navy is the Admiral of the Navy. This is called a soldier without blood, and a soldier who surrenders without fighting. Such a conspiracy, so vicious, so vicious!!" Usopp looked horrified: "He definitely put this on purpose. The purpose of people staying is to let him eat up our food, and then let us all starve to death on this sea.”

Robin and Nami nodded in agreement.

"Don't be dazed, do it quickly, you're full just now!" Brother Biao urged, "Don't be afraid, Brother Biao is rich, you won't lose your money by eating as much as you want."

rich?

Not bad for money?
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then turned their gazes to Nami in unison, and thought to themselves... Sure enough!
I saw that Nami, who was still annoyed before, had already put on a charming smile, and a faint golden light appeared in her eyes, which was extremely dazzling: "Master of the navy, are you rich?"

"Well... I don't know, but I've never been short of money!" Wu Biao said, and what he said was true. When he was in Karakura Town, he had a super rich master, and he spent money as he wanted.

In the words of Kurosaki Ichigo: "Biao's master has nothing but money, including brains!"

And when they arrived at the Navy headquarters, they wanted to eat whatever they wanted, annihilated a group of pirates at will, and spent the money they captured...

"Sanji!!" Bailey's light in Nami's eyes has already broken through the sky: "Hurry up and have good food and wine, and serve this uncle with big fish and meat!"

"..." The Straw Hats.

"Master Navy, look..." Nami leaned forward, her eyes narrowed: "Do you think you should pay some deposit first?"

"That's nothing." Brother Biao waved his hand indifferently: "Where are you navigators? Tell him to change the route and go to the Navy headquarters. How much do you want to get there? How much will I give you?"

"Yeah, let's change it, let's get...money..."

Nami subconsciously echoed, but then reflected back: "What? Navy Headquarters, are you f*cking an old lady?" Nami exploded immediately, and even her fear of Wu Biao's strength was forgotten by her.

That beautiful smiling face completely changed its appearance, it was extremely cold, and at the same time said in an extremely resentful tone: "Sanji, don't do it, throw all the ingredients in the storage room into the sea for me, and I will die with him , starve to death together!!"

"..." Everyone.

"Hey, Miss Nami, your knight Sanji is going to do it now!" Sanji twisted his waist and said, and ran to the storage room in a circle.

For a girl as calm as Robin, she couldn't help but turn black, and crossed her hands in front of her chest: "Six-wheel flower, slap combo!"

clap clap clap...

A series of slaps sounded, and Sanji's face instantly swelled up.

When everything stopped and his arms turned into petals and dissipated, Sanji's swollen face... was filled with intoxication: "Ah, Miss Robin's little hand is stroking my cheek, I... die without regret !"

thump!
He fell straight down...

"Wow, you can eat!" Luffy was shocked.

Everyone was speechless, you just reacted!

……

(End of this chapter)