Death Maniac

Chapter 251 Sarcasm Is Born
The next morning.

The town of Marin Fanduo became lively early in the morning. Although it is a town built by naval families, it is no different from the towns outside.As soon as it dawned, there were already vendors selling breakfast on the street.

Children carrying schoolbags ran down the street, followed by women.

Being able to live such an ordinary life in this world can already be called a luxury, and it can be said that islands that are not afraid of being burned, killed and looted by pirates like this are rare.

And these islands are all places where some big figures opened their mouths for shelter, such as Qiwuhai, Four Emperors, or islands with naval bases.

But most of the islands are living in dire straits, and thieves are thieves after all.

The looting, massacres, and other incidents published in the newspapers every day have already explained everything. Although some pirates do go to sea for the so-called big secret treasure, they will not cause damage or looting to the passing islands.

However, sailing needs money after all, no matter it is food, clothing, ship repairs... etc., nothing can be obtained without money. will embark on the road of looting.

Even if there is no murder, it is no different from indirect murder. The harvest of the year is all plundered, causing an unknown number of civilians to be unable to survive.

This world is so cruel.

If every island has a naval base, it will probably save innocent civilians a lot of damage, but this is destined to be impossible.

One is the shortage of personnel. On this sea, an unknown number of naval soldiers die on the sea every day.Moreover, in this era of great pirates, pirates are everywhere, and not many are willing to be in the navy.

Secondly, some countries completely reject the insertion of the world government. The reason is that the darkness in the world government may not be much less than that of pirates, so even many big countries rarely have naval bases.

……

"Yo, Xiao Biao, I heard you caused trouble again yesterday?"

"What do you mean by 'again'? I seem to be causing trouble every day."

"Hahahaha, as far as I know, the Navy Headquarters hasn't stopped since you came. My family will come back every day and complain about what trouble you caused today and what trouble you caused them."

"That's right, that's right, so is my son."

"Don't mention it, my mother-in-law complains every day. Since a certain big foodie, their back kitchen has been working overtime every day."

"..."

Brother Biao contemptuously gave the middle finger to these neighbors who 'slandered' him, but he was carrying a cart on his body, and there was a sweaty old woman sitting on the cart.

He kept shouting in his mouth: "Slow down, slow down, my old bones can't resist falling."

"Don't worry, Brother Biao's balance is definitely stable enough."

Wu Biao replied without raising his head, walked all the way to the center of the street, and put down the cart and the old lady in the empty space next to a small stall.

The owner of the stall next to him was a middle-aged man. He smiled when he saw Wu Biao: "I haven't seen you for a month. How is life in prison? Have you found someone to fight with you?"

"Go, go, don't mention that shitty place to me!" Wu Biao waved his hand angrily.

"Ha ha ha ha."

There was a burst of laughter all around.

Wu Biao ignored them, and turned to look at the old lady who got on and off the cart and said, "You old lady, didn't I tell you all about it, when I leave the stall, I will ask some young people to help you. Pushing a car back and forth at such an old age is not afraid of dying of exhaustion on the way.”

What he said made everyone around shake their heads. This kid's mouth really stinks as always.

The old lady didn't care at all, but smiled slightly at Wu Biao: "Thank you, but my old bones will get rusted if I stay around all day, anyway, I used to be a major, so it's no problem to push a small cart .”

"Tch, major, I can fight a group!"

Wu Biao curled his lips: "You can do whatever you want. It's not that there is no subsidy. Why do you work so hard at such an age?" As he spoke, Wu Biao bowed and took a big pumpkin from the booth: "Look at how much this is!" .”

"What?" The old woman looked at Wu Biao in surprise, "Could it be possible that you have learned how to cook?"

"Old people are ink stains, I can't take it back and eat it." Wu Biao said angrily.

What he said made the old lady choke, she smiled helplessly, and said, "If I said, 'You can just take it away', how would you react?"

"Call your bear face!" Brother Biao replied subconsciously, making everyone around him laugh secretly, and then the guy reflected and shook his head: "No, you are so old, I call your grandson Xiong Face, is Brother Biao the one who is short of money?"

"..." The grandma was speechless. After a while, she weighed the pumpkin on the scale and said with a smile, "Just give five hundred Baileys."

Wu Biao casually took five hundred Baileys out of his pocket and handed them to the grandmother, saying: "When your little grandson grows up, let him grow and sell the land, don't be a navy, your old man, your eldest son, your second son , Didn’t the eldest grandson die? This thing is actually quite evil, like a general of the Yang family, who doesn’t kill a big family.”

After saying this, the old grandma's face turned black. If she didn't know that the kid had a bad mouth, the old grandma would easily stand up and fight him with a pumpkin.

Wu Biao waved his hand directly: "Don't be so grateful to me, I see you are excited!"

"..." Granny.

"Big Brother!!"

At this time, there was a shout from a distance, and Wu Biao turned his head to look, only to see Kebi and Beru Mebo trotting towards this side.

As soon as he got close, Kebi dragged Wu Biao to the direction of the Navy headquarters, and said anxiously, "The World Government is here, and Major General Brannew wants you to go."

Someone from the world government?

Wu Biao was stunned for a moment, and then he understood that he was here to trouble himself.

"Damn, if you trouble me, all of you will be knocked down with one fist."

Bellumebo covered his face: "Brother Biao, you must remember when you get there, no matter what happens, don't use your fists to solve the problem!"

"Then what?" Wu Biao frowned: "I never use weapons."

"Don't fight!!"

Seeing the three of them walking away, the people on the street couldn't help but shook their heads and smiled.

"This kid is really capable of causing trouble!"

"Young people have to be like this. It's nothing to be dead all day long, and I've heard of him causing trouble. Anyway, I think it's nothing."

"Indeed, this kid is quite nice. When he's free, he helps us move things and do hard work."

"He's a nice person, but his mouth is too smug. Even if it's a good word, it basically changes after he says it."

"Yeah, when he first came, I always felt that this guy was deliberately mocking. But... Later, I found out that this kind of unintentional mocking is even more annoying."

"..."

(End of this chapter)