Death Maniac

Chapter 254 as you wish

On the calm sea, a warship with two skeleton gates crookedly drawn on its sails is slowly moving forward.

"Damn, speed up for me, I'll see who dares to return!" But on this warship, an extremely brutal 'rebellion' was being staged.

Wu Biao, who was wearing a white coat, looked at the navigator who was tied up on the ground, and a violent smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "The body that was just idle is a little rusty, whoever wants to return to the voyage, stand up and make gestures with me."

"..."

Silent.

All the sailors on the deck couldn't help swallowing their saliva. Who would have thought that the person who is now famous throughout the entire great route and is called a "big hero" and "big hero" by commoners everywhere would be the same as this scoundrel? same person.

"...Colonel Wu Biao, this is the marshal... Well, the first task of our navy is to wipe out pirates. I absolutely support your work, Colonel Wu Biao."

The lieutenant colonel who spoke looked at Wu Biao's raised fist, and withered without hesitation...

Wu Biao cleared his throat and shouted loudly: "Who else?!" When he shouted, the navy on the warship all retreated.

nonsense.

This madman can't even deal with General Aokiji, even if they are all, they are just giving away their heads, let's just take one step at a time, orders belong to orders, and if there is anything, just push it on this guy. It doesn't make sense to be beaten.

"That's right!"

Wu Biao nodded in satisfaction, took out a cigarette from his white coat and lit it, and looked into the distance with contempt: "When we get to the Chambord Islands, let's go directly to Mermaid Island, and then go to that new world. Kill all the emperors, this is what our navy should do."

Hi, hi, what are you talking about.

Ok?
etc--

What did the Colonel just say?
Everyone's faces turned green in an instant, and they all stared at Wu Biao with wide eyes.

"Wait, Colonel Wu Biao, isn't the purpose of going to Chambord Islands to wipe out the supernova?" A lieutenant colonel asked profusely.

"Huh? When did I say I was going to wipe out the supernova?" Wu Biao tilted his head and said proudly: "Supernova or something, if it is a villain, kill it if you encounter it, and leave him alone if you can't touch it." .”

"It's hard to find out how to go to the new world. Of course, it's challenging to kill all the four emperors in a swarm!"

"..."

The entire warship suddenly fell into silence, and after nearly a minute, the extremely panicked shouts broke the silence.

"Hey, this is not challenging, this is sending death."

"Colonel Wu Biao, I have seniors and juniors, please spare my life."

"My daughter-in-law is 80 years old, and I have to provide for her. My daughter is just 5 years old now, and she doesn't remember what her father looks like. Just let me go back."

"Yes, my daughter-in-law was pregnant yesterday. I don't know who it is. I want to go back to the headquarters and work hard. This is a matter related to my male dignity. Colonel Wu Biao must give me a chance to maintain my dignity!"

"..."

Looking at the people scurrying around like ants on the oil pan on the deck, Wu Biao twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, and said with a strange expression: "Who is an 80-year-old daughter-in-law and a five-year-old daughter-in-law, come out and let me see if you are a dead body?" From the soul world."

"Hey, who the hell, don't jump into the sea, there are quite a few sea beasts here."

"..."

After some "harmonious" persuasion, the riot on the deck finally ended with everyone changing from "standing" to "lying down"...

"I'm just talking, why are you so scared?" Wu Biao had an expression of 'you've been fooled'.

Everyone was in tears: "No, that was definitely your real thought just now."

"Uh..." Brother Biao expressed in one word that he was thinking about how to fool these people, and when the word fell, he slapped his palm: "By the way, should we have dinner?"

"...The technique of changing the subject is too fake!"

And at this moment, the voice of the watchman came from the loudspeaker outside the watchtower of the warship.

"At ten o'clock, you can already see the outline of the Chambord Islands. Repeat..."

Hearing the shout from the watchtower, the mouth corners of the navy present couldn't help but twitch, wishing they could climb up to get that bastard who didn't know how serious the situation was going to be caught and beaten to death!
"OK, go ahead, land on the island!!" Wu Biao waved his hand excitedly, but obviously no one responded, and all the navigators and team members basically lay on the deck and pretended to be dead.

Peng——

A muffled sound came out, causing the navy on the deck to secretly open their eyes a gap, only to see Wu Biao's hands were burning with flames, and his face was full of ferocity: "If you don't get up again, I will burn the ship."

Everyone was silent——

If someone else said this, they would never believe it, but from this person's mouth... the authenticity is simply beyond the charts!
"Ready to furl sail!"

"Navigator pay attention to the direction."

"Line up and prepare to enter the port."

In less than two seconds, everyone got up from the ground with serious faces and started working in an orderly manner.

"A pirate ship was found in the rear right, and it was determined to be the Broadcasting Pirates. Its captain is one of the 11 supernovas, and a reward of 1 Baileys is offered for the 'playing sound' Skulachman Arp. "

The marines on the ship paused, looking to the rear right, and sure enough, they found a pirate group following them, but...

"It should be said that it is indeed worthy of being a supernova. Seeing the warship, it is so arrogant to chase after it."

That's right, they did catch up. While the warship was slowing down, the pirates behind were speeding up instead.

Such an arrogant pirate is still rare. In the great route, which pirate group didn't turn around and run away immediately after seeing the warship.

Wu Biao glanced back casually, shrugged his nose, and immediately lost interest.

"Yawn..." He yawned for a long time, and Wu Biao leaned directly on the deck chair on the deck: "The strength is too weak, and he is not considered a sinner. Just ignore him!"

The navy on board smiled wryly upon hearing this, but there were no accidents. This scene has been staged countless times in the past half month.

Seeing pirates and ignoring them directly, this style can also be said to be a strange flower in the navy.

But since Colonel Wu Biao has said that he is not a sinner, he must not be considered a sinner. For distinguishing sinners, Colonel Wu Biao's nose is better than any information.

It even made people wonder if this person ate a devil fruit about the sense of smell.

Everyone ignored the pirate ship that was chasing after them, and they were working in an orderly manner as if they hadn't seen it.

At the same time, this scene also attracted the attention of the Chambord Islands.

The Chambord Islands, located near the headquarters of the Navy, has the largest mangrove tree in the world, the Alkyman Mangrove. Because the roots of the tree are always exposed to the water, the Chambord Islands are formed.

The biggest feature of the Chambord Islands is that the roots of the Alchiman mangrove tree secrete a special natural resin due to respiration. The resin expands with air to form bubbles, and then flies into the sky.Since the bubbles are only suitable for the climatic range of the Alquisman mangrove, once the bubbles leave the climate range of the Chambord Islands, the resinous components will explode because they cannot fully exert their power.

But within the climate range of Alchiman Mangrove, bubble cars, bubble ferris wheels, houses built on bubbles... all kinds of bubble culture permeate every place in Chambord Island !
The whole island is composed of 79 trees with CD numbers, and each tree has towns and facilities. People call the archipelago composed of 79 islands the Chambord Islands.

From a long distance, someone discovered the warship Wu Biao was on. After all, a warship is equipped with an extremely weird skeleton door, and it is impossible not to attract the attention of others.

Moreover, it is also very strange for a warship to enter the port from this direction.

After all, towns 60 to 69 are where the navy and the government are stationed. All warships will enter the port from another direction, not here.

"It's strange, how come there are warships entering the port from here."

"Wait, the banner with the skull gate..."

"Absolutely, it must be the navy madman."

"Damn it, isn't the coating on our ship good yet? Use the phone bug to make those workers quicker!"

"..."

After discovering whose warship it was, many people gathered around the islands from 40 to 49, watching the warship gradually approaching in the distance.

the other side.

The pirate ship also gradually came to the side of the warship where Wu Biao was. A pirate ship and a warship walked side by side. This can be said to be quite a strange scene, but beside the fence of the pirate group.

A man with very long arms and a weird hairstyle looked curiously at Wu Biao on the deck of the warship, and shouted loudly, "Hey, bald donkey over there, are you that lunatic Colonel Wu Biao?"

Bald donkey?

Everyone on the warship stopped their movements, and then they all looked strangely at the supernova 'disc player' Apu by the guardrail.

Not to mention the navy on the warship, even the crew on the pirate ship was dumbfounded, although they have always known that their captain is rather neurotic and likes to cause other people's displeasure.

Sometimes even just for fun, they often make shameless behaviors like provoking opponents they can't beat, and then run away, but...if you want to come up, you will annoy them.

I won’t talk about anything else, that crazy colonel has killed countless big pirates, let’s go if we don’t care, what are you doing like this...

Brother Biao opened his eyes a little confused.

Bald donkey?

Crazy Colonel?

Wu Biao?

Ahh-

Wu Biao jumped up from the reclining chair with a 'whoosh', stared at Apu opposite him with big eyes, and finally realized that this guy was talking about himself.

You must know that Wu Biao's bad mouth usually causes conflicts, and he was provoked when he came up like this. I have to say... This is really the first time I have met.

Moreover, the scars were exposed directly, which made Wu Biao miss his handsome middle parted head.

wrong.

The priority is not this...

"Are you talking to me?" Wu Biao looked fiercely at Apu, who was squatting on the guardrail of the pirate ship next to him.

"Hahaha, it turned out to be an idiot!"

A Pu looked at Wu Biao's shiny bald head with a playful face, and showed an extremely nasty smile: "I've been waiting for this day for a long time. Ever since I heard that Capone Becky was killed by you, I wanted to I just looked at you, I didn't expect you to be a brat with no hair at all."

The eyes of all the marines looking at Apu are not weird anymore, it can be said that there is no wave in their eyes, because it is already certain that this guy... is dead.

Donkey, schmuck, brat, doesn't the poor supernova know what a terrible thing he's said?
Even if it is completely consistent, it must not be said!

"Hahahaha, speed up, speed up, let's run, I'll be in charge of cleaning up the shells!" Apu laughed, and ran away after the provocation, which felt great.

Needless to say, the crew, who had already gotten used to this style of behavior, began to speed up after he finished speaking, directly passed the warship, and headed towards the direction of the Chambord Islands at extreme speed.

"You come to clean up the cannonballs, hahahahahaha..." Brother Biao also laughed wildly, but as he raised his head, that distorted smile made everyone feel cold!
Want to run after provocation?How can it be so easy!
I didn't want to talk to you at first, but I even took the initiative to find you.

Bald?

Fool?

A brat with no hair yet?

"Didi di da da da da doot..."

At this time, a burst of pleasant music came, and I saw Apu was stepping on the guardrail of the pirate ship.His palms, arms, and even his head were transformed into various musical instruments one after another, and the melodious music was produced by these transformed musical instruments.

"Little bald-headed captain of the navy, ah yo, Didi, beep, beep... I'm so scared... Didi, run away quickly, 呪...Explode!"

Wu Biao frowned, and suddenly moved aside without warning. This scene made the navy on the warship stunned for a moment, and then a bang broke their doubts.

I saw that a big hole suddenly appeared where Wu Biao was standing before.

Apu's pupils shrank slightly, and he couldn't help but nodded in his heart. He really deserved to be the lunatic colonel who killed many big pirates, and he could detect such an invisible attack.

"Didi... you have some skills... but you want to chase me... just dream... come on, baby, shoot me, shoot me!"

bang bang bang-

There was a burst of shelling. This was not an order from Wu Biao, but initiated by the navy. The guy in front of him really deserves a beating. He is not weaker than Colonel Wu Biao, who is always unintentionally making fun of him without knowing it. .

"Didi...cut!"

The shells in the air broke into two sections without warning, causing shock to appear on the faces of the gunners on the warship.

The Broadcasting Pirates, on the other hand, looked at the scene in front of them with a playful face, and it was also one of their interests to see the opponent's face blackened by the captain's anger, but also helpless.

"Hey hey hey...beep...the navy baldhead, how about my battle music...isn't it very nice...you want to bomb my ship, your bomb is too small...come and shoot me with a bigger one, shoot me as much as you want I!"

Wu Biao, who was about to rush out, paused, and then grinned.

"Okay, as you wish!"

There was a burst of laughter from the radio pirates, and they looked at Wu Biao playfully, wanting to see what kind of cannonball this bald colonel was going to come up with.

The wind suddenly became faster.

Wu Biao raised one hand above his head, and a Guanyin bomb gathered rapidly. In just a few seconds, a huge ball comparable to the size of a ship was formed.

"..." The broadcasting pirates collectively lost their voices, feeling the strength from the huge Guanyin bomb, they all turned their attention to Apu who was still playing music calmly.

"Dididi...beep beep...well, I was really wrong..."

"Hey, you're dying!" the broadcast pirates said.

We are also very desperate to have such a captain!
call out--

The huge Avalokitesvara bomb set off a violent airflow, causing the waves to roll over. The whole big ball completely violated its huge size, and landed directly on the pirate ship.

However, the azimuth angle of the fall was excellent, and it directly hit the bow of the Broadcasting Pirate Ship. Under this force, the entire hull shattered, and everyone on board shot up into the sky like rockets that took off. It landed on the warship accurately.

All of them were really in a state of embarrassment, lying down a large area, and all of them were in a naked state.

However, he didn't die?

All the crew members of the Broadcasting Pirates looked rejoicing, the rumors are true, this kind colonel really did not kill innocent people like us.

Apu also had a look of rejoicing, but he couldn't help scolding his mother in his heart.

It's just for fun, do you want to make it so big?
Looking at the huge vortex on the sea surface in the distance, everyone seemed to have become dumb and collectively lost their voices...

"Come on!" Wu Biao yelled, pointing to the members of the broadcasting pirates on the deck: "Pull out their hair and the hair of the dick, use it to pull it out, and then pluck out the playing one Take it naked and tie it to the bow, let him use it as a trumpet!"

"What?"

……
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It’s 6500 today, I went to the grave by car, and I won’t be back until late at night.

One Piece Scroll is not far from the end. Thinking about it carefully, the One Piece Scroll is really poorly written.After the last climax on the top is over, it will return to the original work of Death.

(End of this chapter)