Death Maniac

Chapter 363 Solving, how long can I live if I masturbate five times a day!
But no one expected that in the past six months, the frequency of strange people would become higher and higher, and they would also become stronger and stronger. The huge cicada outside alone already had the ability to destroy a city.

"The outer walls of the shelter have been specially treated to withstand extremely high temperatures and absorb any kind of attack. Neither missiles nor impacts can destroy the iron walls here."

Saying that, the beautiful service staff pointed to the nozzle on the ceiling: "The liquid gas sprayed on the ceiling is a spray that is beneficial to human health. The classical music played will relax your body and mind and relieve everyone's stress."

"That's right!!!"

The beautiful service staff clenched her fists vigorously: "This place is perfect, this is truly perfect, our Hero Association will not make any omissions, wait for the heroes from other cities to eliminate the weirdos, and everyone can return to normal life went!"

After her explanation, the heavy atmosphere in the shelter suddenly became much lighter, and many people couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Having such a place of refuge when a disaster strikes can indeed make people feel hopeful.

Otherwise, just thinking about it makes people shudder to think that they are still avoiding the pursuit of that strange person outside at this time.

"that……"

"What's the matter with this bald man?" the beautiful service staff asked with a smile on her face.

A vein suddenly popped up on Wu Biao's forehead: "Although I am indeed bald, it's also very annoying if you call me that!"

"..." The smile on the face of the beautiful service staff froze. This person must be sick. Wouldn't it make people say that he shaved his head?

Qiyu on the side didn't let go of this opportunity for revenge, and said this sentence directly: "Since I don't like bald heads so much, it's fine not to shave my head, so it's possible..."

Qiyu said with pity on one side of his expression, "Have you already taken off your head at such a young age?"

"..."

Wu Biao was choked for a moment, he couldn't refute, he was really off his head, but what a character Biao is, he raised his head proudly: "You don't understand, I am a symbol of strength."

"I've never heard of anyone who is strong enough to make himself bald!" Saitama continued to add insult to injury, without thinking about his bald future at all...

"Let's fight, ride a donkey!!"

riding a donkey?

Qiyu stared wide-eyed: "Just fight, I have been training hard for [-] days in the past six months to fight monsters."

"...Hey, hello~~"

The beautiful waiter waved her hands twitchingly, and finally she lay directly between the two of them: "Gentlemen, please don't fight here, it will affect everyone."

"Stay here and go." Brother Biao waved his hand impatiently.

Qualities... Qualities...

I must have quality!
The beautiful service staff refrained from stepping forward to compete with real Wu Biao, and said with a smile on his face: "Guang...cough, sir, did you have any questions just now? No matter what the question is, the Seventh Refuge will What can be solved for you, even if it is a temporary reserve of food, is enough to feed the people here for a week, our place is absolutely perfect."

"I'm not called Guang." Wu Biao said.

Shabi, ask something quickly! !

Of course, she refrained from yelling these words, after all, she now represents the face of the newly established Heroes Association.

"Where do I want to pee?" Brother Biao didn't continue to talk nonsense, and asked directly.

Qiyu on the side also turned his attention to the beautiful service staff. I have to say that he has wanted to ask this question for a long time, but he has never been embarrassed to say it. Now when Wu Biao asked, he also asked: "Yeah, where is the toilet located?" direction?"

The smile on the face of the beautiful service staff really froze for a while this time, and then she gave an answer that left the onlookers speechless: "There is no toilet."

A drop of cold sweat suddenly flowed from Qiyu's forehead: "Hey, is this also called perfection?"

"Ok?"

But Wu Biao remembered what the beautiful waiter said just now, and asked expectantly: "Is the food for a week provided for free?"

"Yes!" The beautiful service staff replied with a stiff expression.

"Not bad, it's perfect!" Wu Biao immediately gave a thumbs up, and looked at the beautiful service staff with admiration: "It's really perfect, I will come here often in the future."

The smile on the face of the beautiful waiter was completely gone, she looked at Wu Biao with a dark face, and then glared at Qitama again.

confirmed!
These two bastards came here in a group to slap their faces. . .

"Why are you looking for a toilet?" Wu Biao turned his head curiously.

"Nonsense!" Qiyu gave Biao a blank look: "Of course it's a physiological need, otherwise I would still be able to drink water." He was really ashamed to piss on his mouth like Wu Biao.

"Oh, jerk off."

Before Qitama could respond, the beautiful service staff and other staff all cast contemptuous glances at Qitama.

Nima——

Qiyu was in a trough in his heart, why did he feel that he had lost a lot of important things after such a short period of time, and what happened to this mouth named Wu Biao, let's untie the limiter mutation.

This mouth is definitely at the level of a weirdo, right?

Just treat it like a weirdo and smash it with one punch! !

however……

What made him even more speechless was that Wu Biao had already run to the wall of the refuge, and then put on a posture of taking off his pants.

"What are you doing?" Saitama was dumbfounded.

"Pee!" Wu Biao was confident.

"..." Onlookers.

The beautiful waiter really wanted to pull a few strands of hair down, but the child looked only sixteen or seventeen years old, so she was too young to say anything, so she could only say: "There are rules in the shelter. defecating everywhere..."

There is no doubt that this rule was just filled in by her, but the beautiful service staff secretly decided that this rule must be reported... er, and also, toilets must be established in the shelter...

boom--!
With a muffled sound, Brother Biao directly punched a small hole the size of a fist in the wall, and then he took off his pants and leaned up like no one else: "It's okay, I'll pee outside..."

But now no one pays attention to these things, and everyone turns their heads to look at the beautiful administrator with a sluggish face.

This is called an iron wall?

however……

boom--

There was another explosion, and a big hole appeared directly next to Wu Biao. Qiyu covered his crotch with one hand and his face with the other and rushed out.

He couldn't hold it anymore, but he was not as shameless as Wu Biao, taking off his pants in front of so many people...

"Ah, did the walls of the shelter collapse by themselves?"

"I seem to see a figure rushing out."

"How is it possible, this place must be a tofu project, which collapsed by itself."

"A big hole actually burst open, and the weirdo will come in through this hole."

"..."

The beautiful administrator was messing around in the wind alone, as if she had turned into a fossil.

This is too embarrassing, right?
"This stuff is really too much."

Brother Biao shamelessly commented on Qiyu, pulled up his pants, jumped out along the big hole that Qiyu made, and caught up with Qiyu straight: "People say that it was made with a lot of money. It’s a lot to lose.”

"Fuck, are you so annoying!"

Qiyu is messed up, there must be something wrong with this person, why does he always follow him?

Resolutely not wanting to have any contact with this guy, Saitama's running speed suddenly skyrocketed, of course... there is also a reason for holding back his urine.

But he found that Wu Biao couldn't get rid of him at all, the other party looked relaxed, and even stopped to light a cigarette halfway... This made Qiyu stunned for a moment, but he was thrown behind him in a blink of an eye.

toilet...toilet...

Boom--!
There was a huge explosion, and a giant pincer pierced through the entire building next to it, and a terrifying gust of wind swept over it. It was a huge cicada whose head was like a baby's face. That ten-story-high figure looked extremely terrifying.

"Hoohoho..."

"roll!"

Saitama roared furiously, without stopping for a moment, and directly punched the huge cicada.

The growling stopped short—

boom!
Flesh and blood splattered, and the baby-like head exploded into countless pieces of flesh, and even a large transparent hole appeared from the neck to the chest of the giant cicada.

And before the flesh and blood fell, Qiyu had already rushed into the toilet in the distance.

It's really comfortable!

"Who is that bald man?"

Qiyu muttered as he walked out of the toilet, but he was taken aback by what he saw, Wu Biao was squatting next to the huge cicada with a salivating expression on his face.

"Is this stuff edible?"

Qiyu was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help touching his stomach, it seemed that he hadn't had enough to eat for several days.

The old lady of the landlord is still pressing for the rent, and her wallet has been empty for a long time.

If you can eat...

"Don't move, that's my prey!!!"

(End of this chapter)