Death Maniac
Chapter 5 Soy sauce saves people easily, the more soy sauce you eat, the more delicious it is
Chapter 5 Soy sauce saves people easily, the more soy sauce you eat, the more delicious it is
Early morning, Kurosaki Clinic.
"Hoohoho..."
The deafening snoring sound resounded throughout the clinic. Following the snoring sound, Wu Biao was lying sprawled on the hospital bed in the clinic, only wearing a pair of big underpants.
Of course, it's not that he's sick, it's entirely because he has no other place to live, and the sound insulation of Herosaki's house is too poor, and his snoring is too loud, so he just lived in this clinic. .
Herosaki pushed the door open and walked in, looked at Wu Biao who was sleeping soundly on the hospital bed and shook his head, half a month had passed in a blink of an eye, and their family had gotten used to this new resident.
Except for Xia Li who still finds Wu Biao very unpleasant, everyone else is already used to Wu Biao's existence.
Although this Wu Biao is very good at eating, he is also very capable. He usually does all the lifting and so on by himself.
I can get up on time at seven o'clock every morning, and besides smoking, I don't have any other vices of my peers. I don't like surfing the Internet, and I don't make friends with those bad youths. I don't even have the habit of dressing up like a kid at this age.
Every day, he stayed in the clinic in the ragged white coat he had changed.
It's just... that he loves to fight, Kurosaki couldn't help but shook his head. This kid named Wu Biao really loves to fight. Fortunately, he doesn't bully others. Instead, he will take the initiative when he sees honest people being bullied. Come forward to help.
At most, it was just to find an excuse to beat up the unscrupulous young people nearby. After half a month, their street can be said to be the most peaceful in the entire empty seat area.
The punks who usually hang out in groups on the street are gone now.
He looked up at the wall clock on the wall, it just pointed to 05:30, and Wu Biao would get up at seven o'clock every day, so he didn't need to call.
It's just that the soy sauce at home was gone today, so he was going to ask Wu Biao to go out and buy some.
Although what You Zi said was to let him buy it... But, how can I say that I am also a boss now, and there are also people under him!
So a certain person shamelessly came to let him sleep.
"Cough..." Standing beside the hospital bed, Kurosaki Isshin coughed majestically. Wu Biao on the bed was naturally unresponsive, and his deafening snoring remained unchanged.
Boy, he slept soundly.
"Hey, boy, wake up!" Kurosaki stepped forward and patted Wu Biao.
"Well...don't make trouble..." Wu Biao turned over and waved Yixin's hand away, and fell asleep again in an instant. As the saying goes, sleep until you wake up naturally, and Wu Biao is a perfect example.
"Get up, go make soy sauce quickly!" Kurosaki rejoiced when he saw this, and stepped forward to push Wu Biao hard again.
People who like to wake up naturally often have the same problem, which is very serious waking up.
Wu Biao is undoubtedly the best among them, and no one has ever dared to disturb his sleep, because almost everyone who disturbs his sleep has broken bones...
In a daze, Wu Biao, whose brain was not fully awake, grabbed the hand that kept pushing him.
"Huh?" Feeling the huge force on his wrist, Kurosaki Isshin's face suddenly changed, and the corner of his mouth twitched, looking at Wu Biao who hadn't opened his eyes, and said: "It's me, Kurosaki Isshin, your boss... Ahhhhhhhhh..."
Before he could finish his words, Wu Biao sat up on the bed, grabbed Heisaki and lifted it wholeheartedly, and then quickly fell down.
'boom--'
An extremely heavy muffled sound came out, shaking the entire clinic.
"Yawn..." Wu Biao yawned heavily: "Ah, what time is it!" He was about to get off the ground to put on his shoes, but as soon as his feet hit the ground, Wu Biao was taken aback.
"Hey, boss, what kind of new sport is this? What are you doing lying on the ground so early in the morning?"
Looking down at his feet, he saw that Kurosaki Isshin was lying on the ground in a large font with tears streaming down his face, and cracks appeared on the ground under him, which showed how powerful the fall was.
However, this is the result of Wu Biao's instinctive absorption of strength, otherwise Kurosaki Isshin's special skeleton can basically be said to be scrapped. Of course, there are also reasons why this skeleton is very tough.
After all, I have been here for half a month, and every day I would see a certain Wuliang father attacking his son. After the attack was successful, he was kicked down from the second floor.
Two minutes later, Wu Biao in a white coat wiped the drool sprayed all over his face, yawned, and walked unsteadily towards the convenience store.
The convenience store is not too far away, and it takes about 10 minutes to walk there. I picked out a bottle of soy sauce, paid the money, and Wu Biao walked towards the house, but his eyes were looking around.
"Recently, there are fewer and fewer gangsters on this street. They don't even fight. It's so boring!" He felt itchy all over.
Of course, if there is a master in front of him, Wu Biao will be even more excited.
Compared with those "delicate" punks, Wu Biao prefers to find a strong man who can make him fight with all his strength.If he can find someone who is much, much stronger than him, that will make Wu Biao even more excited.
After all, apart from fighting with adults when he was in kindergarten, he didn't know how long he hadn't fought with all his strength.
At this moment, a small red ball rolled to Wu Biao's feet.
Wu Biao looked up and saw a 13-year-old little girl wearing a red and white checked sleeveless shirt and blue shorts running towards him with an embarrassed smile on her face.
"Big brother, that ball is mine!"
What a spirit!
Wu Biao shook his head, the kid is really energetic now, he just came out to play ball at this time, it seems that he is really old.
Kneeling down to pick up the ball, he threw it at the little girl casually. Wu Biao said with a sleepy face, "Don't call me brother, call me uncle, I'm already 25 years old!"
The little girl caught the ball, and when she heard Wu Biao's words, her expression was obviously a little weird. No matter how you looked at it, the big brother in front of her looked like she was one year older than herself. How could she be 25 years old!
Wu Biao said a word, ignored her, and continued to walk forward.
At this moment, there was a car rushing straight ahead, Wu Biao hurriedly dodged and dodged to the side of the road, but the moment he passed by, Wu Biao clearly saw the driver of the box car Squinting and yawning.
"Nimma, don't drive until you wake up..." Wu Biao turned his head and cursed, but before he finished speaking, his expression changed, because the little girl in the red and white plaid shirt was standing on the road Central, as if to cross this crossroads.
And the truck didn't slow down at all.
"Little bunny!"
There seemed to be a flash of red light in Wu Biao's eyes, and the sole of his foot stomped hard on the ground.With a muffled sound of a small explosion, a pothole appeared on the hard stone surface where the sole of the foot was off the ground.
As soon as the explosion sounded, Wu Biao's body almost turned into a white parabola and rushed towards the little girl.Such a speed is absolutely impossible for the human body to achieve.
He overtook the truck almost instantly, and when he was about to get close to the little girl, he stomped hard on the stone surface with one foot, sank into the ground immediately, drew a ditch of nearly half a meter, and stopped beside the little girl.
At this time, the container truck was less than half a meter away, and the little girl was frightened and stood still.
"Squeak—" the container truck driver also reacted and stepped on the brake hastily, but it was already too late.
Wu Biao wrapped his arms around the little girl's waist and pulled her into his arms. With the other hand, he patted the cover of the fast-moving box truck. The instant blocking force made the box lose weight from front to back, and his buttocks twitched. And rise.
It flew over the heads of Wu Biao and the little girl, and finally fell heavily to the ground. When it fell over, the four wheels facing the sky were still spinning at a very high speed, which shows how fast it was moving.
Not long after, the container driver climbed out of the broken glass and looked at Wu Biao who was there with a look of disbelief on his face.
"Holding the grass...it hurts!!!"
Wu Biao let out a scream at the right time, and kept shaking his palms. The shock at that moment just now made him feel terrible pain, but it was just pain, and Brother Biao survived in a short time.
Putting down the little girl, Wu Biao yelled: "Little bastard, how did your parents pay you, you don't even know how to look at the car when you walk!"
At the same time, on the other side of the intersection, a man and a woman rushed down from a black car, and ran towards this side with anxious faces: "Mai Yi!"
The little girl was yelled at by Wu Biao, and she came back to her senses immediately, and burst into tears, obviously shocked by the previous scene.
The couple also ran over, hugged the little girl named Zhenyi anxiously, and asked with concern: "How is it, Zhenyi, is there anything uncomfortable?"
The little girl shook her head when she heard the words. At the age of 13, she already knew a lot. She knew that if her big brother didn't appear suddenly, she would probably have died at this crossroads.
But when she looked up, she found that the big brother who saved her had left at some point.
Strictly speaking, he should have escaped... If the container driver who ran late asked him to pay for repairing the car, that would be really unlucky...
(End of this chapter)
Early morning, Kurosaki Clinic.
"Hoohoho..."
The deafening snoring sound resounded throughout the clinic. Following the snoring sound, Wu Biao was lying sprawled on the hospital bed in the clinic, only wearing a pair of big underpants.
Of course, it's not that he's sick, it's entirely because he has no other place to live, and the sound insulation of Herosaki's house is too poor, and his snoring is too loud, so he just lived in this clinic. .
Herosaki pushed the door open and walked in, looked at Wu Biao who was sleeping soundly on the hospital bed and shook his head, half a month had passed in a blink of an eye, and their family had gotten used to this new resident.
Except for Xia Li who still finds Wu Biao very unpleasant, everyone else is already used to Wu Biao's existence.
Although this Wu Biao is very good at eating, he is also very capable. He usually does all the lifting and so on by himself.
I can get up on time at seven o'clock every morning, and besides smoking, I don't have any other vices of my peers. I don't like surfing the Internet, and I don't make friends with those bad youths. I don't even have the habit of dressing up like a kid at this age.
Every day, he stayed in the clinic in the ragged white coat he had changed.
It's just... that he loves to fight, Kurosaki couldn't help but shook his head. This kid named Wu Biao really loves to fight. Fortunately, he doesn't bully others. Instead, he will take the initiative when he sees honest people being bullied. Come forward to help.
At most, it was just to find an excuse to beat up the unscrupulous young people nearby. After half a month, their street can be said to be the most peaceful in the entire empty seat area.
The punks who usually hang out in groups on the street are gone now.
He looked up at the wall clock on the wall, it just pointed to 05:30, and Wu Biao would get up at seven o'clock every day, so he didn't need to call.
It's just that the soy sauce at home was gone today, so he was going to ask Wu Biao to go out and buy some.
Although what You Zi said was to let him buy it... But, how can I say that I am also a boss now, and there are also people under him!
So a certain person shamelessly came to let him sleep.
"Cough..." Standing beside the hospital bed, Kurosaki Isshin coughed majestically. Wu Biao on the bed was naturally unresponsive, and his deafening snoring remained unchanged.
Boy, he slept soundly.
"Hey, boy, wake up!" Kurosaki stepped forward and patted Wu Biao.
"Well...don't make trouble..." Wu Biao turned over and waved Yixin's hand away, and fell asleep again in an instant. As the saying goes, sleep until you wake up naturally, and Wu Biao is a perfect example.
"Get up, go make soy sauce quickly!" Kurosaki rejoiced when he saw this, and stepped forward to push Wu Biao hard again.
People who like to wake up naturally often have the same problem, which is very serious waking up.
Wu Biao is undoubtedly the best among them, and no one has ever dared to disturb his sleep, because almost everyone who disturbs his sleep has broken bones...
In a daze, Wu Biao, whose brain was not fully awake, grabbed the hand that kept pushing him.
"Huh?" Feeling the huge force on his wrist, Kurosaki Isshin's face suddenly changed, and the corner of his mouth twitched, looking at Wu Biao who hadn't opened his eyes, and said: "It's me, Kurosaki Isshin, your boss... Ahhhhhhhhh..."
Before he could finish his words, Wu Biao sat up on the bed, grabbed Heisaki and lifted it wholeheartedly, and then quickly fell down.
'boom--'
An extremely heavy muffled sound came out, shaking the entire clinic.
"Yawn..." Wu Biao yawned heavily: "Ah, what time is it!" He was about to get off the ground to put on his shoes, but as soon as his feet hit the ground, Wu Biao was taken aback.
"Hey, boss, what kind of new sport is this? What are you doing lying on the ground so early in the morning?"
Looking down at his feet, he saw that Kurosaki Isshin was lying on the ground in a large font with tears streaming down his face, and cracks appeared on the ground under him, which showed how powerful the fall was.
However, this is the result of Wu Biao's instinctive absorption of strength, otherwise Kurosaki Isshin's special skeleton can basically be said to be scrapped. Of course, there are also reasons why this skeleton is very tough.
After all, I have been here for half a month, and every day I would see a certain Wuliang father attacking his son. After the attack was successful, he was kicked down from the second floor.
Two minutes later, Wu Biao in a white coat wiped the drool sprayed all over his face, yawned, and walked unsteadily towards the convenience store.
The convenience store is not too far away, and it takes about 10 minutes to walk there. I picked out a bottle of soy sauce, paid the money, and Wu Biao walked towards the house, but his eyes were looking around.
"Recently, there are fewer and fewer gangsters on this street. They don't even fight. It's so boring!" He felt itchy all over.
Of course, if there is a master in front of him, Wu Biao will be even more excited.
Compared with those "delicate" punks, Wu Biao prefers to find a strong man who can make him fight with all his strength.If he can find someone who is much, much stronger than him, that will make Wu Biao even more excited.
After all, apart from fighting with adults when he was in kindergarten, he didn't know how long he hadn't fought with all his strength.
At this moment, a small red ball rolled to Wu Biao's feet.
Wu Biao looked up and saw a 13-year-old little girl wearing a red and white checked sleeveless shirt and blue shorts running towards him with an embarrassed smile on her face.
"Big brother, that ball is mine!"
What a spirit!
Wu Biao shook his head, the kid is really energetic now, he just came out to play ball at this time, it seems that he is really old.
Kneeling down to pick up the ball, he threw it at the little girl casually. Wu Biao said with a sleepy face, "Don't call me brother, call me uncle, I'm already 25 years old!"
The little girl caught the ball, and when she heard Wu Biao's words, her expression was obviously a little weird. No matter how you looked at it, the big brother in front of her looked like she was one year older than herself. How could she be 25 years old!
Wu Biao said a word, ignored her, and continued to walk forward.
At this moment, there was a car rushing straight ahead, Wu Biao hurriedly dodged and dodged to the side of the road, but the moment he passed by, Wu Biao clearly saw the driver of the box car Squinting and yawning.
"Nimma, don't drive until you wake up..." Wu Biao turned his head and cursed, but before he finished speaking, his expression changed, because the little girl in the red and white plaid shirt was standing on the road Central, as if to cross this crossroads.
And the truck didn't slow down at all.
"Little bunny!"
There seemed to be a flash of red light in Wu Biao's eyes, and the sole of his foot stomped hard on the ground.With a muffled sound of a small explosion, a pothole appeared on the hard stone surface where the sole of the foot was off the ground.
As soon as the explosion sounded, Wu Biao's body almost turned into a white parabola and rushed towards the little girl.Such a speed is absolutely impossible for the human body to achieve.
He overtook the truck almost instantly, and when he was about to get close to the little girl, he stomped hard on the stone surface with one foot, sank into the ground immediately, drew a ditch of nearly half a meter, and stopped beside the little girl.
At this time, the container truck was less than half a meter away, and the little girl was frightened and stood still.
"Squeak—" the container truck driver also reacted and stepped on the brake hastily, but it was already too late.
Wu Biao wrapped his arms around the little girl's waist and pulled her into his arms. With the other hand, he patted the cover of the fast-moving box truck. The instant blocking force made the box lose weight from front to back, and his buttocks twitched. And rise.
It flew over the heads of Wu Biao and the little girl, and finally fell heavily to the ground. When it fell over, the four wheels facing the sky were still spinning at a very high speed, which shows how fast it was moving.
Not long after, the container driver climbed out of the broken glass and looked at Wu Biao who was there with a look of disbelief on his face.
"Holding the grass...it hurts!!!"
Wu Biao let out a scream at the right time, and kept shaking his palms. The shock at that moment just now made him feel terrible pain, but it was just pain, and Brother Biao survived in a short time.
Putting down the little girl, Wu Biao yelled: "Little bastard, how did your parents pay you, you don't even know how to look at the car when you walk!"
At the same time, on the other side of the intersection, a man and a woman rushed down from a black car, and ran towards this side with anxious faces: "Mai Yi!"
The little girl was yelled at by Wu Biao, and she came back to her senses immediately, and burst into tears, obviously shocked by the previous scene.
The couple also ran over, hugged the little girl named Zhenyi anxiously, and asked with concern: "How is it, Zhenyi, is there anything uncomfortable?"
The little girl shook her head when she heard the words. At the age of 13, she already knew a lot. She knew that if her big brother didn't appear suddenly, she would probably have died at this crossroads.
But when she looked up, she found that the big brother who saved her had left at some point.
Strictly speaking, he should have escaped... If the container driver who ran late asked him to pay for repairing the car, that would be really unlucky...
(End of this chapter)
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