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Chapter 158 A Cucumber Caused a Trouble
Chapter 158 A Cucumber Caused a Trouble
"How do you know?" the Demon King said after hearing Nan Feng's words.
"Because you have a big word 'lewd' written on your forehead, and you have two words 'color' in your eyes!" Nan Feng pointed to his eyes and forehead and said very seriously.
"Is there? No!" The Demon King took out a mirror from where and looked at it.
Seeing the move of the Demon King, Nan Feng almost held his stomach and laughed, but he still held back.Then he pretended to be serious and asked the devil what he wanted from him?Unexpectedly, the devil asked about the gold, Nan Feng told him that there was no such thing, and just sent the devil away.
Maybe the Demon King doesn't care about that bit of gold, what he cares about is what happened to his daughter just now, and whether his daughter was abused by Nan Feng with those tools.So he found an excuse to stay and watch, listen, and wait, but Nan Feng insisted that he was here all day long, and the Demon King couldn't find evidence.But he was embarrassed to ask his daughter to take off her clothes for inspection, and just left here dejectedly.
"Boy, you can play with those things, but don't play with my daughter, or I will be rude to you!" The devil turned his head and said to Nan Feng.
"I said grandfather, why are you so backward, even playing with those things is called flirting, it is the joy of life, don't you think so?" Nan Feng also turned around and said to the two women on the bed in the room.
"Hmm! The game just now was really exciting, so cool, so exciting." The two princesses on the bed responded to Nan Feng's words.
fall!
"Grandfather, Tianye, you have to be careful not to fall when you walk, I think you like playing with those things very much, I will teach you a few tricks that day!" Nan Feng looked at the Demon King and shouted.
Let's talk back to Nan Feng's younger brother, now because of their boss, they have become the great saints of the Sun Empire and the Light Empire.There is also the most powerful and richest lord in the Tang Empire, and at this point, the prestige of Tang Nan, Tang Luo, and Tang Wen has greatly increased.
Being an official is just one of them, but now they are very rich, and now they are in charge of the finance and security of Port Saint-Loup, Port Saint-Loup and other places.They also received a reward from Nanfeng for a government office, now they no longer play NP with brothers, of course they also play NP, but it’s like a few women and one man.
"I heard that there is a lot of gold in the boss's place, why don't some of us go there to dig for gold!" Tang Luo asked Tang Nan and the others.
"But who will manage the affairs here?" Rowan replied.
"Everything is on the right track now. We are here just to look at it, and we don't need to deal with it at all. Besides, we have learned the magical skills passed down by the boss, and went to the Demon Realm to slaughter a few high-level monsters. I believe we can sell them for gold coins. " Tang Nan said.
"Okay then, let's go to the Demon Realm, but there are no ships at the port!" Tang Wen agreed with him.
"There is no clipper, we can take the balloon that the boss researched!" Tang Luo said, pointing to the steam ball at the port.
Speaking of this steam ball, we have to talk about Nan Feng. One day when Nan Feng opened an underwear processing industrial zone, he could produce cloth in the industrial zone.Looking at those cloths, Nanfeng thought of the most primitive flying tools in the 21st century, that is, balloons, so Nanfeng asked everyone to help him produce a batch of fabrics independently.
This batch of fabrics is produced together with rubber, which is not breathable like other fabrics, but airtight. To put it simply, it is glue and cloth!Then Nan Feng started to make a super big balloon, the shape of the balloon was like that, it was bigger and taller than commercial ships.
There are many large and small ropes tied to the balloon, and these ropes are finally tied with a cradle woven from plants. This cradle is so big that it can accommodate about 20 people.And there are a lot of fuel things on the cradle, and the inside of the cradle is the same.
This super balloon ship can fly more than [-] meters in the air. The reason why Nan Feng has been useless is because of this monster with too many birds in another world.It would be very dangerous if one was accidentally damaged by a monster in the sky, but today Tang Wen and the others got a lot of paint from somewhere, and began to paint on the balloon that was more than [-] meters long.
"Will the bosses scold us for drawing like this?" Tang Nan asked with strong limbs and simple mind.
"Probably not, Tang Luo, what are you drawing? I told you to draw a monster. Why did you draw a nude woman on it? Do you owe me?" Tang Wen saw that Tang Luo drew a naked woman on it. scolded,
"This one is a little bit special. Look, what a beautiful sentiment is the beast and the beauty!" Tang Luo said, pointing to the portrait of the balloon above.
Originally, Tang Wen planned to draw a ferocious monster on the huge balloon, but he didn't expect that after the ferocious monster was finished, Tang Luo drew another naked angel on it. It is also very clearly drawn.The common people standing in the city could clearly see a naked beauty rising above the port from several miles away.
Especially when those women saw the painting on the balloon at the port, they couldn't help but blushed, asking Tang Nan and the others to get the balloon away quickly, so as not to make those little men stunned and drooling.Cursing obscenely at them, everyone turned their attention to Tang Luo. Finally, under the scolding of everyone, Tang Nan and the others began to take their own women to this huge cradle.
Ignite the monster oil on it, and then close the hole on the top of the huge balloon, and then the huge balloon starts to grow slowly.The inside was full of heat and carbon dioxide, and it was not until the cradle was slowly raised that they began to untie the giant ropes tied around the cradle.
"The great sage is different, and this thing can be invented!" said the businessmen below, looking at the hot air balloon with the painting of Beauty and the Beast in the sky.
I didn't expect these balloon spaceships to appear on the New Moon Continent in the future, each of which is much more advanced than this primitive one, but most of them are self-made by the empire for siege purposes.That is, soldiers carried them on or threw magic and kerosene bombs on it. A few years later, Nan Feng was called the father of aviation by the world. , the father of the railroad.His appearance will make a great contribution to the entire New Moon Continent, changing from a carriage to a simple magic crystal car.But that's a topic for a few years.
After the hot air balloon took off, Tang Nan and the others began to control it to fly towards the Sun Empire. As for how to control it, there was a jet tube on the cradle.This jet pipe is passed from the hot air balloon above to the bottom, and is used to control the direction by removing excess gas, which is much more advanced than the hot air balloon on the earth in the 21st century.
In order to speed up, Tang Nan and the others poured out the sand in the sandbags in the cradle, so that the speed can be much faster. I believe that they should reach the top of the snowy mountain of the Sun Empire in less than two days.Huge balloons flew over the heads of the crowd along the way, attracting many people's attention, especially the picture of the naked angel above.
"Right now, a small town has started to be built on the top of the snowy mountain of Empire of the Sun. There are many mercenaries and soldiers there. When the time comes, we will land there and organize some mercenaries, and then drive this balloon down to the Demon Realm. What do you think?" Clever Tang Wen asked.
"I don't care, but we should be more careful at the moment. Now we are at an altitude of [-] feet. If there are monsters attacking, we will fall into the sea to feed the monsters!" Tang Luo said, looking at the boundless blue sea below.
"Don't you know "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon"? What are you afraid of? If something really flies over, you can just release a few dragons and blast them into the sea?" Tang Nan hugged him from the martial arts competition. The woman who won back from the competition put her hand into the breasted clothes of this beautiful woman she picked up from the school competition and said rubbingly.
"I said Tang Nan, you have been kneading non-stop since you logged in. Do you owe her a small place and you have to knead it bigger?" Tang Luo asked with a smile.
"Then why are you fingering the middle of your woman's legs? Do you also owe her that the hole there is too small?" Tang Nan's woman retorted him.
At this time, a group of bird monsters really appeared in the sky. These bird monsters are a bit like those pterosaurs in Zhuluo Century.But they are not as big as the birds and monsters here.Facing this group of things appearing, Tang Wen and the others pulled out their hands from his woman's private parts one by one, and immediately picked up the binoculars made by Nan Feng and counted those birds.
There are about fifty of them, and they would not attack them originally, but there is a small rock island under the sea.Those birds and monsters that eat fish live on the stone island. When they saw the huge monster in the sky approaching here, they started to attack to defend their home and country, flying towards them in groups. go.
"It's shit, it's the beauties you drew that attracted them to fly over!" Tang Wenfang cursed at the telescope.
"Why don't you say that the monsters you drew frightened them?" Tang Luo retorted and scolded him.
"What are you afraid of? It's just a few birds and monsters. When they fly over, I'll stone them to death!" Tang Nan said, picking up the fist-sized stones on the cradle.
(End of this chapter)
"How do you know?" the Demon King said after hearing Nan Feng's words.
"Because you have a big word 'lewd' written on your forehead, and you have two words 'color' in your eyes!" Nan Feng pointed to his eyes and forehead and said very seriously.
"Is there? No!" The Demon King took out a mirror from where and looked at it.
Seeing the move of the Demon King, Nan Feng almost held his stomach and laughed, but he still held back.Then he pretended to be serious and asked the devil what he wanted from him?Unexpectedly, the devil asked about the gold, Nan Feng told him that there was no such thing, and just sent the devil away.
Maybe the Demon King doesn't care about that bit of gold, what he cares about is what happened to his daughter just now, and whether his daughter was abused by Nan Feng with those tools.So he found an excuse to stay and watch, listen, and wait, but Nan Feng insisted that he was here all day long, and the Demon King couldn't find evidence.But he was embarrassed to ask his daughter to take off her clothes for inspection, and just left here dejectedly.
"Boy, you can play with those things, but don't play with my daughter, or I will be rude to you!" The devil turned his head and said to Nan Feng.
"I said grandfather, why are you so backward, even playing with those things is called flirting, it is the joy of life, don't you think so?" Nan Feng also turned around and said to the two women on the bed in the room.
"Hmm! The game just now was really exciting, so cool, so exciting." The two princesses on the bed responded to Nan Feng's words.
fall!
"Grandfather, Tianye, you have to be careful not to fall when you walk, I think you like playing with those things very much, I will teach you a few tricks that day!" Nan Feng looked at the Demon King and shouted.
Let's talk back to Nan Feng's younger brother, now because of their boss, they have become the great saints of the Sun Empire and the Light Empire.There is also the most powerful and richest lord in the Tang Empire, and at this point, the prestige of Tang Nan, Tang Luo, and Tang Wen has greatly increased.
Being an official is just one of them, but now they are very rich, and now they are in charge of the finance and security of Port Saint-Loup, Port Saint-Loup and other places.They also received a reward from Nanfeng for a government office, now they no longer play NP with brothers, of course they also play NP, but it’s like a few women and one man.
"I heard that there is a lot of gold in the boss's place, why don't some of us go there to dig for gold!" Tang Luo asked Tang Nan and the others.
"But who will manage the affairs here?" Rowan replied.
"Everything is on the right track now. We are here just to look at it, and we don't need to deal with it at all. Besides, we have learned the magical skills passed down by the boss, and went to the Demon Realm to slaughter a few high-level monsters. I believe we can sell them for gold coins. " Tang Nan said.
"Okay then, let's go to the Demon Realm, but there are no ships at the port!" Tang Wen agreed with him.
"There is no clipper, we can take the balloon that the boss researched!" Tang Luo said, pointing to the steam ball at the port.
Speaking of this steam ball, we have to talk about Nan Feng. One day when Nan Feng opened an underwear processing industrial zone, he could produce cloth in the industrial zone.Looking at those cloths, Nanfeng thought of the most primitive flying tools in the 21st century, that is, balloons, so Nanfeng asked everyone to help him produce a batch of fabrics independently.
This batch of fabrics is produced together with rubber, which is not breathable like other fabrics, but airtight. To put it simply, it is glue and cloth!Then Nan Feng started to make a super big balloon, the shape of the balloon was like that, it was bigger and taller than commercial ships.
There are many large and small ropes tied to the balloon, and these ropes are finally tied with a cradle woven from plants. This cradle is so big that it can accommodate about 20 people.And there are a lot of fuel things on the cradle, and the inside of the cradle is the same.
This super balloon ship can fly more than [-] meters in the air. The reason why Nan Feng has been useless is because of this monster with too many birds in another world.It would be very dangerous if one was accidentally damaged by a monster in the sky, but today Tang Wen and the others got a lot of paint from somewhere, and began to paint on the balloon that was more than [-] meters long.
"Will the bosses scold us for drawing like this?" Tang Nan asked with strong limbs and simple mind.
"Probably not, Tang Luo, what are you drawing? I told you to draw a monster. Why did you draw a nude woman on it? Do you owe me?" Tang Wen saw that Tang Luo drew a naked woman on it. scolded,
"This one is a little bit special. Look, what a beautiful sentiment is the beast and the beauty!" Tang Luo said, pointing to the portrait of the balloon above.
Originally, Tang Wen planned to draw a ferocious monster on the huge balloon, but he didn't expect that after the ferocious monster was finished, Tang Luo drew another naked angel on it. It is also very clearly drawn.The common people standing in the city could clearly see a naked beauty rising above the port from several miles away.
Especially when those women saw the painting on the balloon at the port, they couldn't help but blushed, asking Tang Nan and the others to get the balloon away quickly, so as not to make those little men stunned and drooling.Cursing obscenely at them, everyone turned their attention to Tang Luo. Finally, under the scolding of everyone, Tang Nan and the others began to take their own women to this huge cradle.
Ignite the monster oil on it, and then close the hole on the top of the huge balloon, and then the huge balloon starts to grow slowly.The inside was full of heat and carbon dioxide, and it was not until the cradle was slowly raised that they began to untie the giant ropes tied around the cradle.
"The great sage is different, and this thing can be invented!" said the businessmen below, looking at the hot air balloon with the painting of Beauty and the Beast in the sky.
I didn't expect these balloon spaceships to appear on the New Moon Continent in the future, each of which is much more advanced than this primitive one, but most of them are self-made by the empire for siege purposes.That is, soldiers carried them on or threw magic and kerosene bombs on it. A few years later, Nan Feng was called the father of aviation by the world. , the father of the railroad.His appearance will make a great contribution to the entire New Moon Continent, changing from a carriage to a simple magic crystal car.But that's a topic for a few years.
After the hot air balloon took off, Tang Nan and the others began to control it to fly towards the Sun Empire. As for how to control it, there was a jet tube on the cradle.This jet pipe is passed from the hot air balloon above to the bottom, and is used to control the direction by removing excess gas, which is much more advanced than the hot air balloon on the earth in the 21st century.
In order to speed up, Tang Nan and the others poured out the sand in the sandbags in the cradle, so that the speed can be much faster. I believe that they should reach the top of the snowy mountain of the Sun Empire in less than two days.Huge balloons flew over the heads of the crowd along the way, attracting many people's attention, especially the picture of the naked angel above.
"Right now, a small town has started to be built on the top of the snowy mountain of Empire of the Sun. There are many mercenaries and soldiers there. When the time comes, we will land there and organize some mercenaries, and then drive this balloon down to the Demon Realm. What do you think?" Clever Tang Wen asked.
"I don't care, but we should be more careful at the moment. Now we are at an altitude of [-] feet. If there are monsters attacking, we will fall into the sea to feed the monsters!" Tang Luo said, looking at the boundless blue sea below.
"Don't you know "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon"? What are you afraid of? If something really flies over, you can just release a few dragons and blast them into the sea?" Tang Nan hugged him from the martial arts competition. The woman who won back from the competition put her hand into the breasted clothes of this beautiful woman she picked up from the school competition and said rubbingly.
"I said Tang Nan, you have been kneading non-stop since you logged in. Do you owe her a small place and you have to knead it bigger?" Tang Luo asked with a smile.
"Then why are you fingering the middle of your woman's legs? Do you also owe her that the hole there is too small?" Tang Nan's woman retorted him.
At this time, a group of bird monsters really appeared in the sky. These bird monsters are a bit like those pterosaurs in Zhuluo Century.But they are not as big as the birds and monsters here.Facing this group of things appearing, Tang Wen and the others pulled out their hands from his woman's private parts one by one, and immediately picked up the binoculars made by Nan Feng and counted those birds.
There are about fifty of them, and they would not attack them originally, but there is a small rock island under the sea.Those birds and monsters that eat fish live on the stone island. When they saw the huge monster in the sky approaching here, they started to attack to defend their home and country, flying towards them in groups. go.
"It's shit, it's the beauties you drew that attracted them to fly over!" Tang Wenfang cursed at the telescope.
"Why don't you say that the monsters you drew frightened them?" Tang Luo retorted and scolded him.
"What are you afraid of? It's just a few birds and monsters. When they fly over, I'll stone them to death!" Tang Nan said, picking up the fist-sized stones on the cradle.
(End of this chapter)
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