Evil Doctor and Savage Woman: Taming a Snake as a Husband

Chapter 158: The bird at home must become a spirit!
I smacked my lips, my nose sore unexpectedly, the reason for accepting him is naturally because I have died before, so I can withstand any big wind and waves, so I laughed and put my arms around his neck to reply.

"It's you that I like, so whether it's a human, a snake, or a cannibal, I will always like you... Maybe, it will never change."

"Ah."

It was an extremely simple response, but the body of the person hugging me became weird. When I turned around, it was those reddish eyes.

So I laughed: "You can take a sedan chair, but don't even think about riding a horse."

"Ahem..." He coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, and then he took me to ride the maroon horse together and strolled all the way to an open space with mountains in front of us.

"I was going to take you to the paddock, but that can't be eaten casually, so we might as well go up the mountain to play."

"I don't mind! It's the same everywhere! You have to protect me, don't let me be eaten by tigers!"

"Ah."

"Let's talk." As soon as I mentioned this, I became interested: "You are a big snake, why don't you care about the Sanfujin when you see a tiger biting you?"

"Why bother?"

"Because it was your wife who was biting, okay, a living human life?" I looked at his face, and there were four words in my heart: cold-blooded and ruthless.

"Wife." He chuckled: "Don't say that she is not my wife, just say - life and death are determined by life and wealth, and her life is not something I can change against the sky, and it will be futile if I manage it." Exposing my own identity, it made my whole body feel salty."

"Uh……"

"It's enough for me to change your life." He held my hand and sighed with a smile: "From now on, you will stay with me until the last moment of your life."

I was blushing again, I bit my lip and wanted to turn around and kiss Han Moyu, but I didn't expect the guy to jump out of the horse suddenly, I swayed and hugged the horse's neck, and in a blink of an eye I saw a big snake grabbing it with one bite A watching deer!

...watching a snake eat is not a good experience, but... I heard that snakes don't eat where people or make it feel uncomfortable.

Eating in front of me at this time is absolutely reassuring to me.

I smiled, rode over, and coaxed him with a smile: "Slow down, no one will snatch it from you?"

The big snake was busy eating and ignored me, but I saw what a 'large carnivore' was after he finished eating!
The belly of the snake is obviously bulging!It wasn't until he couldn't hold on anymore that he turned into a human again and took me home!
That bay red horse was about to be crushed and split... Poor!
The following days were as warm as ever, there was no big difference or small change, every day passed smoothly... It made me even forget that there was a General Yuchi who was going to sue the court and secretly waiting to plot against me people.

They all disappeared?Why hasn't it appeared yet?

For more than half a month, Liu Guang's mouth became more and more picky about eating, and he would not eat for several days because of my emotions.

The reason is very simple, I am Lang Ligelang, and I have no time to serve his ancestor all day long, and the maids start to play tricks when they don't like to eat.

The most irritating thing is that this Dudu wants to show that he is on the same level as Liu Guang, and also learns from him, so the two birds are arrogant and start a hunger strike...

Forbearance was calm for a while, I made delicious soft and hard soaking for a long time, but I didn't succeed in convincing the two birds. On the contrary, I really lost a little confidence in my own cooking skills? !
Seeing that my mother's offensive was useless, I started my stepmother's offensive. At this time, I took the bamboo stick I prepared earlier in the morning and shook it in my hand, and then slapped it on the table!Rebuke the two birds!
"Don't worry about the scars and forget about the pain! Don't look at the princess mansion that doesn't want you now, and I didn't say I have to keep you, one red and one blue! It's possible to beat you up if you're not happy!!"

Roaring like a lioness, Liu Guang didn't respond, but raised his eyes slightly, with an expression on his face that you dare to slap me.

And although the silly bird Dudu was afraid, it was probably in order to save face in front of its male bird, so it rolled its eyes and looked at me, as if it would never succumb to the evil forces. I deeply feel that I am a bad girl who bullies cute things.

After a long while, I put down the bamboo stick, covered my face with my hands and howled, feeling like I was about to be pissed to death by these two birds!

"Listen to me, both of you, if you don't eat anymore, I'll stew you for my big snake's body!"

Liu Guang didn't even look at me with those bead-like eyes, he lowered his head and snorted coldly: "Your big snake eats you so diligently recently, does it still need to eat us?"

Dudu hurriedly flapped his wings to echo Liu Guang: "That's it!"

Yo, does this guy understand the relationship between men and women? ?

"You mean that you want to eat something too? You really have turned into a human and your mouth is itchy?" I chuckled, and then took Dudu to him: "Then what do you think of Dudu?" ? Otherwise, I will order a doll kiss for you two, and when Dudu grows up, you will eat it!"

Dudu heard that I was going to let Liu Guang eat it, so he immediately posted it up, trying to flatter me like a fan girl.

"Okay, okay, come eat me, come eat me, I am willing to sacrifice my body for the male god..."

I was having fun teasing her, but when I saw her shameless expression, I immediately picked up Dudu that was attached to Liu Guang's body, and knocked on her forehead.

"Dudu, you're a girl! Be reserved! Do you understand being reserved!"

"My male god is willing to eat... I will dedicate myself to him!"

I know it thought that what I said 'eat' just meant 'eat it', so it didn't care about it at all... But Dudu was not happy anymore, and instead bit my finger vigorously.

"Pfft..." I couldn't help laughing, so I simply let go of Dudu and let it go on foolishly.

Dudu is still young, plus he doesn't understand human affairs, so he doesn't know as much as Liuguang. After all, Liuguang's current wisdom is still a human being, and he has been with me for so long, so what I mean It quickly comprehended it, and then glared at me slowly.

"Don't talk about those useless things, will you give me something delicious?"

This is clearly an insult to my cooking skills!Luckily, my old lady even cooks delicious food for these two birds!
I pinched my waist and reprimanded angrily: "You two ungrateful birds, you are making my mother cook for you, and the food is not delicious after cooking, what are you thinking?!"

Liu Guang seemed to be in deep thought for a while, then stared at me solemnly, "I heard from others that there is a place called Yihong Courtyard in the imperial capital, there seems to be a lot of food there, it's cool, you take us there!"

I petrified for a long time, and I was digesting that Liuguang had already learned words such as "Yihongyuan" and "Shuang". His head, teaching softly.

"Baby, is the breeding season coming soon? But Yihong Courtyard is not a place you can go to, that place is only for adults, bah, that place is for rich people, understand?"

Explanation becomes useless. It's like giving sex education to two children. There are no books and no practical actions. How can I do it?
"Isn't your Big Snake rich yet?"

"This……"

"I have money too." He stretched out his hand and pulled back a small bag from nowhere: "I usually picked it up in the mansion."

I took a closer look, digging grooves!There are a lot of golden beans and jade corners, which are obviously left by Han Moyu or the embroidery on the robes of those Fujins.

Although these things are not the most valuable, they are still much more expensive than silver!

This Han Moyu... the prodigal son!There are so many good things in the mansion and they don't even give them to me? !

Extremely helpless, I started to change the topic: "Hey... If you dislike Dudu, how about I find you a female bird again?"

As soon as Dudu heard this, he immediately flew to Liu Guang's side, and squeaked with righteous indignation: "Our Liu Guang will not despise me! Don't provoke you!"

"Yes, yes." I waved my hand, my face full of lovelessness.

But Liu Guang still had a very confused look on his face, so I had to put myself in another place and think about it, the view of birds should be different from the view of people, right?
So I gave him an example again: "Hey, let me tell you, this Yihong Courtyard is like there are many beautiful female birds there, even more beautiful than Dudu, and then you can talk to them Hey, but your age is not suitable for sex, so you can't go... Do you understand?"

Liu Guang yawned, and said leisurely: "You can just say it's a brothel, why talk so much nonsense."

I was stunned again for a while, and heard the sound of rows of crows flying overhead.

Nima... Not only will she draw inferences from one instance, but she will also inquire about everything thoroughly!Birds are going to be smart!
(End of this chapter)