Yellow River Craftsman

Chapter 215 Terrible vixen!

I went out to purchase a lot of cinnabar yellow paper and came back. This time I went to Qinshihuang's mausoleum, which is not good. There are many evil things in the mausoleum. I must be fully prepared.

Xiao Guoguo originally wanted to go out with me, but I refused to agree, so I insisted on leaving her at home.

If I go out with a big beautiful girl behind me, within a short while, this heavy news will spread throughout Hezi Village, and the yellow mud will roll in my crotch, I can't explain it clearly.

After buying what I needed, I shut myself up in the house and did not leave my house from morning till night.

My talisman drawing skills have improved a lot now. I can draw some yellow talismans that I often use without referring to the "Evil Soldiers Manual".

I was busy until the moon set and the crow crowed, and I opened the door with a tired face.

After a day of hard work, I drew ten talismans for fixing corpses, ten talismans for fire dragons, ten talismans for rushing to thunder, and ten talismans for collecting souls.Moreover, I used my own brains to make five glutinous rice cannons. I wrapped the top-quality glutinous rice in the yellow talisman painted with the Thunderbolt Talisman, which was about the size of a fist. Once the Thunderbolt Talisman exploded, the glutinous rice inside It will scatter and splash in all directions. This method is very effective when dealing with a large wave of zongzi. It is a large-scale attack weapon.

"Well, it smells so good!" I stretched my nose and sniffed, and the strong fragrance wafted in the living room, and my stomach immediately groaned, and then I remembered that I hadn't eaten for a whole day.

I followed the scent and walked all the way. On the dining table was a plate of braised fish, a plate of cucumber with garlic, and a plate of scrambled eggs with tomato.

Although there are three simple side dishes, each one is delicious in color, flavor, and taste, especially the braised fish dish, the braised sauce on it is fragrant and fragrant, and it is completely at the level of a master.

When I went out to buy yellow paper and cinnabar in the morning, I happened to see someone selling river fish, so I bought one along the way.

I rubbed my hands and couldn't help moving my index finger: "Xiao Guoguo, did you make these yourself?"

"I didn't do it, did you do it?" Xiao Guoguo took off her apron.

"I mean, you didn't conjure these up by magic, did you?" I chuckled.

"Crazy, you think I do magic tricks!" Xiao Guoguo curled her lips: "You underestimate me too!"

"Then I won't be polite!" I pulled out the chair, sat down, waved the chicken paws, picked up a piece of braised fish, and stuffed it into my mouth impatiently. Well, my mouth was full of fragrance, and the sauce overflowed from the corner of my mouth. It feels great.

"Oh! Oh!" I nodded again and again, and gave Xiao Guoguo a thumbs up: "Great! Very good!"

"Have you finished your preparations? Are you ready to leave tomorrow?" Xiao Guoguo asked.

I nodded: "No problem! We will go to the city to take the train tomorrow morning!"

Just as I was enjoying my meal, there was a knock on the door.

I looked at the wall clock on the wall, it was past eight o'clock at night, who else would come to see me?

"Brother Xiaogu, are you home? Brother Xiaogu!" Li Zi's voice came from outside the door.

I was startled suddenly, if Li Zi saw a strange little beauty appearing in my house, she would definitely misunderstand her.

Thinking of this, I quickly raised my finger to signal Xiao Guoguo to keep silent.

As long as there is no response in the room, Li Zi should leave soon.

Who knows that little Guoguo didn't know whether it was intentional or quick-mouthed, he opened his mouth and said, "Who is it? Come! Come!"

"Hey! Hey!" I reached out to pull Xiao Guoguo, but I didn't pull it back. I could only watch Xiao Guoguo open the door in a daze.

"Brother Xiaogu..." The excitement on Li Zi's face vanished the moment she opened the door. She stared blankly at Xiao Guoguo standing at the door, with a look of astonishment on her face: "Who are you?"

"Are you Li Zi?" Xiao Guoguo said.

"You know me?" Li Zi was even more stunned.

Xiao Guoguo opened the door: "Come in, I'm about to have a candlelight dinner with Brother Xiaogu!"

"Candlelight dinner?!" The expression on Li Zi's face suddenly became very uncomfortable: "You... who are you to Brother Xiaogu?"

Be good, I will play big if nothing happens!
I hurried to the door and opened my mouth to say, "She's my distant cousin!"

Unexpectedly, it was still a beat too late, Xiao Guoguo had already spoken: "I am brother Xiaogu's girlfriend!"

girlfriend? !

Li Zi's eyes widened in an instant, and his tender body trembled visibly.

"Why haven't I seen you?" Li Zi bit his lip, his face became ugly.

Xiao Guoguo turned around and just held my arm, leaning her head on my shoulder, showing a charming attitude: "I have been abroad a few days ago, and I just came back two days ago. Brother Xiaogu and I haven't seen each other for a long time. I don't know if he has been cheating outside behind my back?"

I pushed Xiao Guoguo: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Don't worry, your little lonely brother is very dedicated!" Li Zi gouged me out with a look like a knife, which hurt me a little.

"I won't disturb your candlelight dinner anymore, goodbye!" Li Zi pursed his lips, turned around and ran away.

"Li Zi! Hey! Li Zi!" I shouted loudly, but Li Zi didn't look back.

"Try chasing him out, and don't even think about going back to this house after chasing him out!" Xiao Guoguo said with a cold and haughty expression, wrapping her arms around her chest.

I could only stiffly take back the steps I just took, and after thinking about it, I felt something was wrong: "Hey! This is my home!"

Xiao Guoguo snorted coldly: "Now you can only treat Gu Meidi wholeheartedly. If you dare to entangle with other women, hehe, I will tell the master to divorce you!"

"Forget it, let's eat!" I sighed, looked at the dark night, and closed the door depressed.

"What's the matter? You don't seem very happy, are you blaming me for running away with your mistress?" Xiao Guoguo asked me while pulling the rice.

"What kind of sister, don't talk nonsense, be careful of choking on the fishbone..." Just after saying this, I immediately felt a pain in my throat, oh my god, I was really choked on the fishbone.I glanced at the smug little Guoguo in distress, and sighed in my heart: "God, she didn't mean to torture me!"

After dinner, I went to the backyard.

With the night breeze blowing, I squeezed a magic formula with both hands, and read aloud: "As soon as Tianxie comes out, the situation changes, and the ghosts and ghosts in the nine heavens are wiped out. All gods and demons are frightened and dodge. The silver dragon soars and lets me do it!"

The lights flickered, and two Heavenly Evil Spears hovered in front of me, one left and one right.

I reached out and grabbed the Tianxie Spear, stepped on the ghost walking, and walked back and forth in the backyard, waving the Tianxie Spear like a whistling wind.

The Heavenly Evil Spear stirred the air, creating an invisible swirl in the air, and all the fallen leaves and flowers in the yard swirled in the air.

Points of cold stars pierced out from the tip of the spear, like shooting stars passing through the darkness, and finally turned into streaks of rainbow-like silver light, coiling around me and flying up and down.

After performing a set of martial arts, I slowly let out the turbid air in my chest, and sealed the Heavenly Evil Spear back into my arm.

clap clap clap!
There was a crisp applause from behind, followed by Xiao Guoguo's voice: "Beautiful! Beautiful! I didn't expect you to have some real kung fu!"

I turned around and shook my hair: "Of course, I'm not as bad as you think!"

"Oh?! Don't be ashamed!" Before she finished speaking, Xiao Guoguo's figure flickered, turning into a row of afterimages, and instantly bullied me in front of me, and slapped my chest with her backhand.

Bang!
As if my chest had been hit hard, I clutched my chest and kicked back seven or eight steps in a row before stopping abruptly.

There was a rush of blood in his chest, and he almost vomited out the dinner he had just eaten.

"Wow! You're so ruthless, murder your own husband!" I blurted out.

"Hey! With your three-legged cat ability, why should you be my husband?" Xiao Guoguo let out a soft chirp, tapped the ground with her toes, and once again transformed into an afterimage, rushing towards me.

I tried my best to widen my eyes, but for a while I couldn't see where Xiao Guoguo was coming from.

I gritted my teeth violently and performed a ghost step.

Swish!
A long snow-white leg cut through the air and flew past my cheek, leaving a faint fragrance in the air.

I immediately turned around, walked around behind Xiao Guoguo, and patted her back with both palms.

Bang!
There was a muffled sound, like setting off firecrackers.

I only felt deaf for a moment, and then a strong gas rushed me out of the air, hanging on a tree trunk behind me.

After a while of dizziness, I couldn't help it anymore, opened my mouth and vomited loudly, throwing up the whole dinner just now.

Xiao Guoguo came under the tree, looked up at me, and clapped her hands triumphantly: "How does it taste?"

"You...you..." I was so angry that I was almost speechless: "You are so embarrassed! Such a beautiful girl is actually a spanker, and the power of farting is so powerful!"

Xiao Guoguo laughed: "What I just let out was not fart, but Qi! It's a demon technique called 'Demon Qi Wave'!"

I slid down the tree trunk with a listless expression: "Fuck you! I hope that when you meet zongzi, you can unleash a wave of monster energy, and you can fly a group of zongzi away at once!"

"No problem!" Xiao Guoguo grinned, shook her little butt and went back to her room to sleep.

I covered my drowsy head, and got up with a bitter expression on my face: "What a deadly vixen!"

Under the dim light, I took out the ghost king ring that Gu Meidi left me, and the body of the ring was glowing with a faint silver glow.

I took out a handkerchief and wiped the ring of the ghost king several times, and the ring of the ghost king became more shiny.

Every time I wiped it, my heart would twitch violently: "Gianhun, your master handed you over to me, this time you must help me to save your master!"

The general soul in the ring of the ghost king seemed to understand my mind, and the ring buzzed.

Then, I carefully put the Ghost King Ring on the little finger of my left hand, and kissed the ring lightly: "Gu Meidi, you must wait for me! I will definitely find the immortal grass, just wait for me!"

(End of this chapter)