Yellow River Craftsman
Chapter 216
Chapter 216
At dawn the next day, I woke up very early.
The bedroom door opened, Xiao Guoguo was even more ruthless this time, she didn't even wear a chest wrap, she came out wearing a long skirt, yawned and waved at me: "Morning!"
"Can you pay attention to the image!" I hurriedly turned my head away, the picture was so beautiful that I didn't dare to look at it.
"I washed my chest last night. Who told you to peek at it, you rascal! Hmph!" Xiao Guoguo snorted confidently, then wrapped her long skirt and walked into the bathroom with twists and turns.
I wiped the cold sweat off my face, monstrous, utterly monstrous!
After washing up, we simply had breakfast and headed out.
I carried a backpack with some water and dry food in it.
It's sunny and sunny outside, and everything is full of hope.
As the saying goes: When people are unlucky, they will get stuffed between their teeth when they drink cold water!
Because of the misunderstanding with Li Zi last night, when I went out today, I specially chose a detour out of the village. Taking this road can successfully bypass the gate of Li's house and avoid meeting Li Zi.
The world is so coincidental, probably because Li Zi also chose this detour in order to avoid meeting me through my door.
From a long distance, I saw Li Zi walking towards me with his head bowed. I was taken aback, and my mind turned sharply. I told Xiao Guoguo that I was going to pee, and dragged Xiao Guoguo to the corn field.
"What are you doing to pull me to pee?" Xiao Guoguo raised her brows.
"I ask you to pee!" I really admire myself for being able to come up with such an amazing excuse.
"What's wrong? Do you want to play hooligans in broad daylight?" Xiao Guoguo stared at me with those big eyes.
"It suddenly occurred to me that there is a small road here, which is closer to the village!" I tried my best to lie.
Who knows that Xiao Guoguo doesn't like this at all: "You don't want to take the good road, but you want to take me on a secluded path. Tell me honestly, what's your intention?"
What can I care about?
I'm about to cry!
After such a delay, Li Zi has already come close.
I put my mind to one side, lowered my head and burrowed into the cornfield, thinking that it would be fine if Li Zi saw Xiao Guoguo, as long as he didn't see me.
Who knew that little girl Xiao Guoguo didn't know if she was deliberately teasing me or embarrassing me, but she took the initiative to say hello to Li Zi: "Hi, how are you!"
"Hello!" Li Zi was startled when he saw Xiao Guoguo, "What are you doing here?"
"Wait for Brother Xiaogu, he went to pee in the cornfield!" Xiao Guoguo replied in a serious manner.
Nima!
I didn't even hide my figure, and was ruthlessly betrayed by Xiao Guoguo.
Things have come to this, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and get out of the cornfield, and said hello to Li Zi in embarrassment: "Morning!"
"Morning!" Li Zi tried to force a smile, but she failed.
Li Zi's eyes were red, like two peaches, and he didn't know if he cried last night.
"Going to work?" I couldn't find a topic, so I had to ask knowingly.
Li Zi nodded and saw the backpack on my shoulder: "It's so early, are you going out?"
"That's right!" Xiao Guoguo deliberately took the conversation away: "Brother Xiaogu promised to take me out on a trip, first to play around in China, and then to go abroad, if it suits, we will travel and get married!"
Xiao Guoguo spoke very fast, and didn't give me any chance to defend myself. When she heard the words "traveling and getting married", Li Zi's complexion suddenly turned pale, and she said "I wish you happiness", then turned around and left in a hurry.
I looked at her back and found that she seemed to be still wiping her tears with her hands, and a burst of sadness suddenly surged in my heart.
Xiao Guoguo held my arm generously, and said loudly on purpose: "Brother Gu, I'm tired from walking, can you carry me on your back?"
"Stop messing around!" I glared at her, and I had no place to vent my resentment, so I could only walk forward angrily.
Xiao Guoguo was still pretending to shout loudly: "Damn it, you said you would take good care of her!"
I sighed silently in my heart, I think I must have hurt Li Zi, and I don't know if she can still forgive me and be my friend.
"How is it? Isn't it cute that I look like a baby?" The girl Xiao Guoguo chased after me, and asked cheerfully beside me.
I was almost turned away by her anger, rolled my eyes, and said angrily: "Cute! Very cute! Poor no one loves you!"
"Tch!" Xiao Guoguo sniffed, and said arrogantly, "Sister's demeanor, how can mortals like you understand it!"
We took a bus to SMX city, boarded the train to Xi'an, and probably arrived in Xi'an later.
"I want to eat mutton steamed buns! I want to eat Northwest Liangpi! I want to eat pork buns with cured sauce!" Just as he was seated, Xiao Guoguo began to order with his fingers.
"Okay, okay! I can't hold you to death!" I am so angry with Xiao Guoguo now, and my tone is naturally a bit unfriendly.
"Aha! I understand!" Xiao Guoguo clapped her hands suddenly.
"Understand what?" I asked suspiciously.
"Understood why you can't find a girlfriend!" Xiao Guoguo grinned at me, "Because you don't know how to pity women at all, let alone how to make girls happy, you are just a piece of wood!"
"Hmph, I can't find a girlfriend, what a joke!" I sneered and turned my head away, even if my brother is a log, it is also a gloomy log that everyone loves.Look at Gu Meidi, look at Li Zi, and then look at Cao Yi, who is not a beauty with a beautiful face, brother can't find a girlfriend, heh heh, a frog in a well!
When the car arrived at Huashan, two young men dressed in sloppy clothes, with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes, got up.
After the two got into the car, they looked around and walked straight towards us.
Because SMX is relatively close to Xi'an, they usually buy hard-seat tickets.
Xiao Guoguo and I sat facing each other. After the two young men came over, one sat down next to me and the other next to Xiao Guoguo.
Xiao Guoguo's beauty quickly attracted the attention of the two men.
One of them spoke Mandarin with a strong dialect, and asked Xiao Guoguo with a smile on his face, "Beauty, are you going to Xi'an alone?"
Xiao Guoguo glanced at the man, then turned to continue looking at the scenery outside the window.
Another person put a sticker on Xiao Guoguo, and said with a smile: "Beauty, are you going to Xi'an for a trip? Or are you going to study?"
Xiao Guoguo didn't even look back: "Going on a trip! What? Do you have a good introduction?"
I thought to myself: "What a silly girl, can't you see that these two guys want to take advantage of you? Why did you take the initiative to talk to them?"
I pretended to look at the scenery outside the window calmly. In fact, I was watching every move of the two wretched men from the corner of my eye. If they dared to do anything wrong with Xiao Guoguo, I would definitely blow their heads. .No, it's too cruel to have a blooming head, just blooming the buttocks!
"Of course there is a good introduction!" The two wretched men thought that Xiao Guoguo was a little girl who didn't understand anything, and they were hooked so easily. Can't wait for Xiao Guoguo's Hue to be rectified on the spot.
"It happens that we are fine, we can take you to play!"
"Go to the Big Wild Goose Pagoda, there is a musical fountain there, it's so beautiful!"
"Why don't you go to Huimin Street, I'll treat you to barbecue and drink!"
"I also know a friend who runs a business hotel, why don't I take you there, the house price can be saved!"
The two wretched men fooled Xiao Guoguo with each sentence, their wolfish ambitions clearly revealed.
The more I listened, the more I became annoyed. In broad daylight, and on the train, I dared to fool the little girl into opening a room. Are these two bastards a little too crazy?
Just when I was about to have an attack, I suddenly saw a chill flash in Xiao Guoguo's eyes.
Xiao Guoguo turned her head, with a smile like a spring breeze on her face, and at the same time, two invisible rays of light shot out from her pupils.
I was slightly taken aback, knowing that Xiao Guoguo had secretly cast a spell on those two wretched men.
The two wretched men stared at Xiao Guoguo stupidly, with their mouths slightly open, their glistening purses streaming downwards, their tongues sticking out like a dog panting.
"You made them stupid?" I asked, a little surprised.
"It's okay! It's just a bit of a foxy trick on them. Don't worry, I won't kill them!" As he spoke, Xiao Guoguo hooked his fingers at the two wretched men, and the two wretched men looked like Like losing his soul, he followed Xiao Guoguo to stand up in a daze, with a silly smile all over his face.
"Come with me!" Xiao Guoguo slightly twisted her waist, luring the two wretched men towards the bathroom at the end of the carriage.
After a while, Xiao Guoguo walked back with a smile on her face: "It's done!"
"What did you do to them?" I was afraid that if Xiao Guoguo killed those two guys on impulse, then we would be in big trouble.
"It's okay, they don't know how much fun they are having in the bathroom now!" At this point, Xiao Guoguo covered her mouth by herself, giggling non-stop.
After a while, an aunt sitting next to her got up and went to the bathroom.
Xiao Guoguo said to me in a low voice: "There is a good show to watch!"
Sure enough, the aunt opened the bathroom door, howled suddenly, and stumbled back, with an old face flushed with shame, cursing as she walked: "It's so obscene! It's unsightly! How can young people nowadays be like this? It's immoral! If you want to mess around, go home and do it, how can you do it in the bathroom, it's really shameless!"
Hearing the aunt's scolding, many people went to the bathroom, a large group of people pointed around the bathroom, and there were constant scolding and shouting.
"Go home and do it, this is a public place!"
"That's right, it's still two big men messing around together, it's so fucking disgusting!"
"What's wrong with the world now, gays are everywhere!"
"These bastards are too horny, they can't find a woman!"
I looked at Xiao Guoguo suspiciously, got up and walked outside the bathroom, and looked into the bathroom with my head.
I saw those two wretched men hugging each other naked at this moment, their faces flushed red, their eyes blurred, they hugged each other and kissed forgetfully.
Maybe at this moment in their hallucinations, what they are kissing is the big beauty Xiao Guoguo!
Looking at the scene in front of me, I really feel disgusted and want to laugh, these two bastards really don't have eyes, they actually got into trouble with Xiao Guoguo, hahaha!
The crowd of onlookers quickly notified the conductor, and when the train arrived at the next station, the two wretched men were driven off by the angry conductor.
(End of this chapter)
At dawn the next day, I woke up very early.
The bedroom door opened, Xiao Guoguo was even more ruthless this time, she didn't even wear a chest wrap, she came out wearing a long skirt, yawned and waved at me: "Morning!"
"Can you pay attention to the image!" I hurriedly turned my head away, the picture was so beautiful that I didn't dare to look at it.
"I washed my chest last night. Who told you to peek at it, you rascal! Hmph!" Xiao Guoguo snorted confidently, then wrapped her long skirt and walked into the bathroom with twists and turns.
I wiped the cold sweat off my face, monstrous, utterly monstrous!
After washing up, we simply had breakfast and headed out.
I carried a backpack with some water and dry food in it.
It's sunny and sunny outside, and everything is full of hope.
As the saying goes: When people are unlucky, they will get stuffed between their teeth when they drink cold water!
Because of the misunderstanding with Li Zi last night, when I went out today, I specially chose a detour out of the village. Taking this road can successfully bypass the gate of Li's house and avoid meeting Li Zi.
The world is so coincidental, probably because Li Zi also chose this detour in order to avoid meeting me through my door.
From a long distance, I saw Li Zi walking towards me with his head bowed. I was taken aback, and my mind turned sharply. I told Xiao Guoguo that I was going to pee, and dragged Xiao Guoguo to the corn field.
"What are you doing to pull me to pee?" Xiao Guoguo raised her brows.
"I ask you to pee!" I really admire myself for being able to come up with such an amazing excuse.
"What's wrong? Do you want to play hooligans in broad daylight?" Xiao Guoguo stared at me with those big eyes.
"It suddenly occurred to me that there is a small road here, which is closer to the village!" I tried my best to lie.
Who knows that Xiao Guoguo doesn't like this at all: "You don't want to take the good road, but you want to take me on a secluded path. Tell me honestly, what's your intention?"
What can I care about?
I'm about to cry!
After such a delay, Li Zi has already come close.
I put my mind to one side, lowered my head and burrowed into the cornfield, thinking that it would be fine if Li Zi saw Xiao Guoguo, as long as he didn't see me.
Who knew that little girl Xiao Guoguo didn't know if she was deliberately teasing me or embarrassing me, but she took the initiative to say hello to Li Zi: "Hi, how are you!"
"Hello!" Li Zi was startled when he saw Xiao Guoguo, "What are you doing here?"
"Wait for Brother Xiaogu, he went to pee in the cornfield!" Xiao Guoguo replied in a serious manner.
Nima!
I didn't even hide my figure, and was ruthlessly betrayed by Xiao Guoguo.
Things have come to this, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and get out of the cornfield, and said hello to Li Zi in embarrassment: "Morning!"
"Morning!" Li Zi tried to force a smile, but she failed.
Li Zi's eyes were red, like two peaches, and he didn't know if he cried last night.
"Going to work?" I couldn't find a topic, so I had to ask knowingly.
Li Zi nodded and saw the backpack on my shoulder: "It's so early, are you going out?"
"That's right!" Xiao Guoguo deliberately took the conversation away: "Brother Xiaogu promised to take me out on a trip, first to play around in China, and then to go abroad, if it suits, we will travel and get married!"
Xiao Guoguo spoke very fast, and didn't give me any chance to defend myself. When she heard the words "traveling and getting married", Li Zi's complexion suddenly turned pale, and she said "I wish you happiness", then turned around and left in a hurry.
I looked at her back and found that she seemed to be still wiping her tears with her hands, and a burst of sadness suddenly surged in my heart.
Xiao Guoguo held my arm generously, and said loudly on purpose: "Brother Gu, I'm tired from walking, can you carry me on your back?"
"Stop messing around!" I glared at her, and I had no place to vent my resentment, so I could only walk forward angrily.
Xiao Guoguo was still pretending to shout loudly: "Damn it, you said you would take good care of her!"
I sighed silently in my heart, I think I must have hurt Li Zi, and I don't know if she can still forgive me and be my friend.
"How is it? Isn't it cute that I look like a baby?" The girl Xiao Guoguo chased after me, and asked cheerfully beside me.
I was almost turned away by her anger, rolled my eyes, and said angrily: "Cute! Very cute! Poor no one loves you!"
"Tch!" Xiao Guoguo sniffed, and said arrogantly, "Sister's demeanor, how can mortals like you understand it!"
We took a bus to SMX city, boarded the train to Xi'an, and probably arrived in Xi'an later.
"I want to eat mutton steamed buns! I want to eat Northwest Liangpi! I want to eat pork buns with cured sauce!" Just as he was seated, Xiao Guoguo began to order with his fingers.
"Okay, okay! I can't hold you to death!" I am so angry with Xiao Guoguo now, and my tone is naturally a bit unfriendly.
"Aha! I understand!" Xiao Guoguo clapped her hands suddenly.
"Understand what?" I asked suspiciously.
"Understood why you can't find a girlfriend!" Xiao Guoguo grinned at me, "Because you don't know how to pity women at all, let alone how to make girls happy, you are just a piece of wood!"
"Hmph, I can't find a girlfriend, what a joke!" I sneered and turned my head away, even if my brother is a log, it is also a gloomy log that everyone loves.Look at Gu Meidi, look at Li Zi, and then look at Cao Yi, who is not a beauty with a beautiful face, brother can't find a girlfriend, heh heh, a frog in a well!
When the car arrived at Huashan, two young men dressed in sloppy clothes, with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes, got up.
After the two got into the car, they looked around and walked straight towards us.
Because SMX is relatively close to Xi'an, they usually buy hard-seat tickets.
Xiao Guoguo and I sat facing each other. After the two young men came over, one sat down next to me and the other next to Xiao Guoguo.
Xiao Guoguo's beauty quickly attracted the attention of the two men.
One of them spoke Mandarin with a strong dialect, and asked Xiao Guoguo with a smile on his face, "Beauty, are you going to Xi'an alone?"
Xiao Guoguo glanced at the man, then turned to continue looking at the scenery outside the window.
Another person put a sticker on Xiao Guoguo, and said with a smile: "Beauty, are you going to Xi'an for a trip? Or are you going to study?"
Xiao Guoguo didn't even look back: "Going on a trip! What? Do you have a good introduction?"
I thought to myself: "What a silly girl, can't you see that these two guys want to take advantage of you? Why did you take the initiative to talk to them?"
I pretended to look at the scenery outside the window calmly. In fact, I was watching every move of the two wretched men from the corner of my eye. If they dared to do anything wrong with Xiao Guoguo, I would definitely blow their heads. .No, it's too cruel to have a blooming head, just blooming the buttocks!
"Of course there is a good introduction!" The two wretched men thought that Xiao Guoguo was a little girl who didn't understand anything, and they were hooked so easily. Can't wait for Xiao Guoguo's Hue to be rectified on the spot.
"It happens that we are fine, we can take you to play!"
"Go to the Big Wild Goose Pagoda, there is a musical fountain there, it's so beautiful!"
"Why don't you go to Huimin Street, I'll treat you to barbecue and drink!"
"I also know a friend who runs a business hotel, why don't I take you there, the house price can be saved!"
The two wretched men fooled Xiao Guoguo with each sentence, their wolfish ambitions clearly revealed.
The more I listened, the more I became annoyed. In broad daylight, and on the train, I dared to fool the little girl into opening a room. Are these two bastards a little too crazy?
Just when I was about to have an attack, I suddenly saw a chill flash in Xiao Guoguo's eyes.
Xiao Guoguo turned her head, with a smile like a spring breeze on her face, and at the same time, two invisible rays of light shot out from her pupils.
I was slightly taken aback, knowing that Xiao Guoguo had secretly cast a spell on those two wretched men.
The two wretched men stared at Xiao Guoguo stupidly, with their mouths slightly open, their glistening purses streaming downwards, their tongues sticking out like a dog panting.
"You made them stupid?" I asked, a little surprised.
"It's okay! It's just a bit of a foxy trick on them. Don't worry, I won't kill them!" As he spoke, Xiao Guoguo hooked his fingers at the two wretched men, and the two wretched men looked like Like losing his soul, he followed Xiao Guoguo to stand up in a daze, with a silly smile all over his face.
"Come with me!" Xiao Guoguo slightly twisted her waist, luring the two wretched men towards the bathroom at the end of the carriage.
After a while, Xiao Guoguo walked back with a smile on her face: "It's done!"
"What did you do to them?" I was afraid that if Xiao Guoguo killed those two guys on impulse, then we would be in big trouble.
"It's okay, they don't know how much fun they are having in the bathroom now!" At this point, Xiao Guoguo covered her mouth by herself, giggling non-stop.
After a while, an aunt sitting next to her got up and went to the bathroom.
Xiao Guoguo said to me in a low voice: "There is a good show to watch!"
Sure enough, the aunt opened the bathroom door, howled suddenly, and stumbled back, with an old face flushed with shame, cursing as she walked: "It's so obscene! It's unsightly! How can young people nowadays be like this? It's immoral! If you want to mess around, go home and do it, how can you do it in the bathroom, it's really shameless!"
Hearing the aunt's scolding, many people went to the bathroom, a large group of people pointed around the bathroom, and there were constant scolding and shouting.
"Go home and do it, this is a public place!"
"That's right, it's still two big men messing around together, it's so fucking disgusting!"
"What's wrong with the world now, gays are everywhere!"
"These bastards are too horny, they can't find a woman!"
I looked at Xiao Guoguo suspiciously, got up and walked outside the bathroom, and looked into the bathroom with my head.
I saw those two wretched men hugging each other naked at this moment, their faces flushed red, their eyes blurred, they hugged each other and kissed forgetfully.
Maybe at this moment in their hallucinations, what they are kissing is the big beauty Xiao Guoguo!
Looking at the scene in front of me, I really feel disgusted and want to laugh, these two bastards really don't have eyes, they actually got into trouble with Xiao Guoguo, hahaha!
The crowd of onlookers quickly notified the conductor, and when the train arrived at the next station, the two wretched men were driven off by the angry conductor.
(End of this chapter)
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