flash marriage agreement

Chapter 59

The overwhelming smell of alcohol made Dongfang Aoxuan frowned deeply, and his face became even more gloomy. He blamed him in a cold voice, "Where did you go? Why did you drink so much alcohol? You smell of alcohol all over your body!"

Jingjing pursed her lips, reached for the glass of water placed on the corner of the table, took a sip, and then replied, "We went to 'Mei Lan', took a few bottles of wine, drank together and came back!"

"We?" Dongfang Aoxuan quickly grasped the key words, frowned and repeated, pondered for a while, and suddenly looked at Jingjing with a cold face and asked, "Who did you go out with?"

"Chu Hanqian, I happened to meet him at 'Mei Lan'! He was also drinking there, and we got together!" Jingjing didn't tell Dongfang Aoxuan about the gangsters, so she replied lightly. said a word.

"What a coincidence?" The eccentric tone reappeared.

"Ok!"

"I didn't expect that you and him are destined!" Dongfang Aoxuan gritted his teeth.

"Well, it is quite destined, it seems that I have met him several times by chance!"

"Several times! How many times have you seen him! How many times!" Dongfang Aoxuan stared at Jingjing with a cold face.

"Probably only two or three times! I don't remember!"

"You are really destined! Why haven't you met me by accident?"

"What's the matter? What is fate! Also, what logic do you have! We see each other every day, and we see each other without looking up! Do you still think that we met by accident! You are mentally disabled! Besides, we didn't do anything , just chat, don't be suspicious all day, okay!" Jingjing frowned and explained.

"Do you still expect something to happen between you and him?"

"We..." Wait, why does she feel as if she is the cheating wife who was caught by her husband?Did you make a mistake?
"You can do whatever you want with love! I don't care about you like you. Anyway, I can't compare with you, a despicable profiteer! In this respect, I am absolutely willing to bow down!" Jingjing herself didn't bother to explain, the clear one cleans herself!
Dongfang Aoxuan glared at the woman in his arms, and asked in a cold voice, "Then what did you talk about?" He took the water in Jingjing's hand, took a sip, and continued to stare at her.

Jingjing scratched her head and replied, "What can we talk about! Of course it's about telling jokes, and we'll also talk about those ugly things about you when you were young!"

"What did he tell you? What kind of scandal?" Dongfang Aoxuan continued to ask uncomfortably.

"Nothing! Just telling a joke!"

"Tell me! Come on!"

"It's a cold joke, but there's actually nothing to say!"

"If you tell me, just tell me obediently, I want to listen!" Dongfang Aoxuan pulled Jingjing's drooping black hair.

"Ah! It hurts. You are sick. What are you doing pulling my hair?" Jingjing scratched her head and glared at Dongfang Aoxuan angrily.

"I haven't washed my hair for how many days!" the man above the head suddenly said.

"Why haven't you washed your hair for a few days? What do you mean?" Jingjing raised her eyes and asked in confusion.

Dongfang Aoxuan smiled viciously, and grabbed Jingjing's hair with one hand to play with, "Otherwise, what are you doing scratching your head all the time? Is it because you haven't washed your hair for a few months and it's itchy!"

"You haven't washed your hair for a few months! You haven't washed it for half a year! I just washed my hair yesterday! Your mother is indirectly calling me sloppy!"

"Okay, okay, count me as a slip of the tongue! Tell me a joke, hurry up!" The man began to urge again.

"Do you really want to hear it?"

"Ok!"

"I just heard this story. In the early years, we had a very strange instructor at West Point. The reason why he was strange was that he could always think of various ways to punish those disobedient students. Then one night, the instructor had a sudden whim and planned to conduct evening training, but when the whistle blew, no one came out. Later, 90.00% of the people in their class were late, and the reason was that the weather was too cold and everyone fell asleep. Yes. You also know that as a soldier, you can’t have any excuses to shirk your guilt, so this instructor asked them to go to the swimming pool for winter swimming..." At this point, Jingjing smiled and accepted it with pleasure. Dongfang Aoxuan took a sip of the water that was brought to his mouth before continuing, "The surroundings of the swimming pool are pitch black, and everyone is standing by the pool tremblingly, not daring to go into the water. The last student thinks about dying early Alright, so I threw myself into the swimming pool, only to hear an 'ah', and then everyone thought the same at this time, and then everyone jumped into the pool, and then there was a lot of screams, guess what? ?”

"What's the matter?" Dongfang Aoxuan raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Hehe, there is no water in the pool...is it funny?"

"It's not funny at all. The story has no basis at all. It's a lie! How can there be no lights in the swimming pool? And after the first person jumps, there will definitely be a reaction. It's impossible for the people above to not notice it. !So your joke is full of holes!"

"You! You asked me to say it yourself! Otherwise, what a cold joke!"

"Tell me one more time!"

"I don't want it!" Jingjing raised her eyes and stared at the man above.

"Hurry up!" Dongfang Aoxuan shook Jingjing's body.

"Okay! Don't shake it, I'm dizzy, I'm convinced! Listen, don't criticize me anymore!"

"it is good!"

"long long ago……"

"Why do you like to use a long, long time ago when you tell stories?" Dongfang Aoxuan wondered.

Jingjing rolled his eyes at him, straightened her back and shouted, "Are you still listening?"

"I heard you say!"

"A long, long time ago, a person suddenly passed out and was out of breath. His family members were crying to death, and they were sent to the crematorium. But when the staff pushed him into the furnace, a voice came from inside The creepy screams..."

"And then?" Dongfang Aoxuan asked curiously seeing that Jingjing stopped for so long and did not continue.

"Then? Then there was nothing! That person turned into ashes! It turns out that the person is not dead, but passed out! Isn't it funny?"

Sure enough, this woman really has no sense of humor. This is the coldest joke he has ever heard in the history of Dongfang Aoxuan!

"What scandal did Chu Hanqian tell you about me?" Dongfang Aoxuan pretended to be careless and asked, but his heart was in a mess!
"Hehe, when it comes to this, I think you are quite cute! Dad really has the heart to hang you on the tree for a whole day. I seem to be able to imagine the situation at that time, half-hanging on the tree, like It’s like swinging on a swing! Hey, did you cry then?” Jingjing blinked her curious eyes and stared straight at Dongfang Aoxuan.

(End of this chapter)