The e-sports god has fallen again
Chapter 14 I suspect you are an African chief, and I have evidence
Chapter 14 I suspect you are an African chief, and I have evidence
He was pleasantly surprised at first, and then blurted out almost subconsciously: "Brother, you are finally willing to turn on the microphone..."
Immediately afterwards, there was another 'fuck' sound, forgetting even the pretentiousness: "How do you know that I have a voice changer? You also know that my name is Ji Shaoyi?"
In the end, he looked like he had seen a ghost. After staring at the computer screen "you you you you" for a long time, he said, "You are actually a woman?"
Lang Qiao sneered twice, his cold voice sounded particularly mocking: "What do you think?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Do you believe me when I say I'm ashamed to live?
If embarrassment can kill a person, he is already embarrassing into a corpse now.
Quietly is parting Sheng Xiao, Silence is the present Ji Shao.
For a long time after that, Ji Shaoyi was as quiet as a chicken, silently digesting the explosive information that hit his head and face.
Lang's temptation, who is regarded as the steel fierce by the majority of alumni, is actually a girl?And he was actually defeated by a girl?Still chasing after others over and over again, acting like a baby and being cute?Was it recognized on the spot?
etc!Why was he recognized?Didn't he turn on the voice changer?
With this question in mind, Ji Shaoyi silently returned to the desktop, clicked on his own voice changer interface, and saw...he chose the loli voice, but he didn't press OK. Rounding up means he didn't turn it on at all.
Ji Shaoyi: "." I'm autistic.
May I ask, is there anything more embarrassing about you acting cute and coquettish to girls in the game?
Of course, I forgot to turn on the voice changer when I was acting like a baby, and my girl stripped off my vest on the spot.
No wonder he was shot to death by her yesterday, no wonder she called him a pervert...
Ji Shao thought about his pretentious performance in the past two days, and was so ashamed that he wanted to quit the game on the spot and block the blacklist and delete the account one by one. He will never see this game again!
He can't get along anymore!
Ji Shaoyi fell headfirst onto the computer desk, regretting so much that he held his head that had already been kicked by the donkey and knocked it on the table several times, wishing he could grab the ground with his head.
Not long after Lang Qiao's ears were clean, he heard the muffled sound of 'bang, bang, bang' coming from the headset again, and asked suspiciously, "Are you kowtowing?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" What the hell is kowtowing?
"Because you don't have the money to buy a voice changer, and you accidentally fucked my ear?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" What the hell is a strong woman with dry ears?Is this young master's voice so ugly?
Lang Qiao sighed, and said in a rather magnanimous tone: "Stop knocking, I won't forgive you."
Ji Shaoyi: "???" This young master needs your forgiveness?You have been coquettish for so long for free, and you haven't confiscated your ticket money, okay?
Ji Shaoyi was irritated by her forcibly, thinking that he had never been wronged like this for so many years since he was a child and grew up eating all men and women!
Being so annoyed by her, Ji Shaoyi's sense of shame from dropping his vest was instantly diluted, and his mind was filled with: Don't you think that my strong woman fucked your ears?Young Master, I have really confirmed this charge today!
Dazed with anger, he immediately turned on the voice changer and chose the sweetest loli voice in the audience, this time he didn't forget to make sure.
Immediately afterwards, a tiresome loli voice came out of Lang Qiao's earphones: "I'm sorry, miss, I turned on the wrong voice changer just now, let's do it again~"
Lang Qiao was sniping at people from high places, and was startled by the sudden sound, his hand trembled, and he missed the shot directly.
She retreated to the bunker and changed the bullets, her cold voice did not fluctuate at all: "Get lost, pervert."
"Miss, please do me a favor. Our voice changer company is going to hit its performance at the end of the month. If the amount of promotion is not enough, our president will send it to the Northeast to sell ginseng. You can beat me, scold me, let me sing and dance, but don't drive me away." , The wind is so strong there, I will be very scared~" Ji Shaoyi suddenly became addicted to dramas, and even sold the character set of the lost girl.
He predicted that Lang Qiao would ignore him, so he dared to set up any flag, but he didn't believe that she really asked him to perform one live.
Wouldn't it be better for a beast to do this kind of thing to a young girl who has lost her footing?
But Lang Qiao really nodded his head: "Then let's do a striptease."
Ji Shaoyi: "???" No, why don't you play your cards according to the routine?
Not only did Lang Qiao not follow the routine, but he squatted on the hillside and pointed a gun at his head, his clear voice was extremely ruthless: "Shut up if you can't do it, or you will be shot dead."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I hate it, why are you so fierce.
He opened his mouth, but finally closed his mouth silently, and obediently followed her to watch her all kinds of extravagant shows.
The more he looked at him, the more he felt that his shot was a good one. Although this irascible old man spoke a little irritatingly, his operation was fine.
It was because he was not willing to gamble and concede defeat, but he came to bother her self-righteously...
After Ji Shaoyi's waywardness passed, the more I thought about it, the more I felt sorry, so I thought it's better to apologize for this, and ask her to see her next weekend in the challenge, shall I?
Just as he was about to speak, he saw the drug runner in front of him suddenly stop, and turned to ask him, "Do you feel something is wrong?"
"what?"
Lang Qiao: "This time I landed a broken pistol, and was shot in the middle of the road. I ran into a drug and overturned my car once. I almost couldn't get the airdrop. The bombing area seemed to be opened for me. Now I also encountered a diagonal line. A circle of divine punishment."
Ji Shaoyi not only didn't have the slightest clue in his heart, but instead raised his eyebrows and asked her: "So?"
So in the next second, Lang Qiao threw a Molotov cocktail over, killing him. While licking the bag, he left a sentence: "I suspect you are a non-chief, and I have proof."
Then she changed into Ji Shaoyi's flirty fan, and marched towards the finals with arrogance, and said "relief" to him: "Don't worry, I will take your relics and live a good life. Rest in peace."
Ji Shaoyi: "." I don't want to die with peace in my eyes, I hope everyone knows.
As if to confirm her conjecture, after killing Ji Shaoyi to offer sacrifices to the sky, Lang Qiao's next few circles were smoother than the next, and finally succeeded in eating the chicken.
[Good luck, eat chicken tonight! 】
Looking at the harsh characters that popped up on the screen, Ji Shaoliu shed tears of regret.
He wanted to apologize because his brain was kicked by a donkey, right?He was drowned in excrement before he wanted to laugh away his grievances with her, right?
This ruthless dog woman has no heart at all, okay?
Today's murder and stripping of clothes, he wrote it down!
Some people took out "Handsome Self-Cultivation" while playing the game, and started to take revenge for today.
Tian Luo, who silently witnessed the whole process of his overturned car, looked blank, but in order to have a companion when he went to the bathroom in the future, he still patted Ji Shaoyi on the shoulder pretending to be sympathetic, and comforted him casually: "Boss, there is a kind of love called letting go."
Ula (*^▽^*) just suddenly found out that the signing status has been changed, so let’s add another chapter~ Friends, leave more comments and vote to send me to the new book list, (`) love, see you tomorrow~
(End of this chapter)
He was pleasantly surprised at first, and then blurted out almost subconsciously: "Brother, you are finally willing to turn on the microphone..."
Immediately afterwards, there was another 'fuck' sound, forgetting even the pretentiousness: "How do you know that I have a voice changer? You also know that my name is Ji Shaoyi?"
In the end, he looked like he had seen a ghost. After staring at the computer screen "you you you you" for a long time, he said, "You are actually a woman?"
Lang Qiao sneered twice, his cold voice sounded particularly mocking: "What do you think?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Do you believe me when I say I'm ashamed to live?
If embarrassment can kill a person, he is already embarrassing into a corpse now.
Quietly is parting Sheng Xiao, Silence is the present Ji Shao.
For a long time after that, Ji Shaoyi was as quiet as a chicken, silently digesting the explosive information that hit his head and face.
Lang's temptation, who is regarded as the steel fierce by the majority of alumni, is actually a girl?And he was actually defeated by a girl?Still chasing after others over and over again, acting like a baby and being cute?Was it recognized on the spot?
etc!Why was he recognized?Didn't he turn on the voice changer?
With this question in mind, Ji Shaoyi silently returned to the desktop, clicked on his own voice changer interface, and saw...he chose the loli voice, but he didn't press OK. Rounding up means he didn't turn it on at all.
Ji Shaoyi: "." I'm autistic.
May I ask, is there anything more embarrassing about you acting cute and coquettish to girls in the game?
Of course, I forgot to turn on the voice changer when I was acting like a baby, and my girl stripped off my vest on the spot.
No wonder he was shot to death by her yesterday, no wonder she called him a pervert...
Ji Shao thought about his pretentious performance in the past two days, and was so ashamed that he wanted to quit the game on the spot and block the blacklist and delete the account one by one. He will never see this game again!
He can't get along anymore!
Ji Shaoyi fell headfirst onto the computer desk, regretting so much that he held his head that had already been kicked by the donkey and knocked it on the table several times, wishing he could grab the ground with his head.
Not long after Lang Qiao's ears were clean, he heard the muffled sound of 'bang, bang, bang' coming from the headset again, and asked suspiciously, "Are you kowtowing?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" What the hell is kowtowing?
"Because you don't have the money to buy a voice changer, and you accidentally fucked my ear?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" What the hell is a strong woman with dry ears?Is this young master's voice so ugly?
Lang Qiao sighed, and said in a rather magnanimous tone: "Stop knocking, I won't forgive you."
Ji Shaoyi: "???" This young master needs your forgiveness?You have been coquettish for so long for free, and you haven't confiscated your ticket money, okay?
Ji Shaoyi was irritated by her forcibly, thinking that he had never been wronged like this for so many years since he was a child and grew up eating all men and women!
Being so annoyed by her, Ji Shaoyi's sense of shame from dropping his vest was instantly diluted, and his mind was filled with: Don't you think that my strong woman fucked your ears?Young Master, I have really confirmed this charge today!
Dazed with anger, he immediately turned on the voice changer and chose the sweetest loli voice in the audience, this time he didn't forget to make sure.
Immediately afterwards, a tiresome loli voice came out of Lang Qiao's earphones: "I'm sorry, miss, I turned on the wrong voice changer just now, let's do it again~"
Lang Qiao was sniping at people from high places, and was startled by the sudden sound, his hand trembled, and he missed the shot directly.
She retreated to the bunker and changed the bullets, her cold voice did not fluctuate at all: "Get lost, pervert."
"Miss, please do me a favor. Our voice changer company is going to hit its performance at the end of the month. If the amount of promotion is not enough, our president will send it to the Northeast to sell ginseng. You can beat me, scold me, let me sing and dance, but don't drive me away." , The wind is so strong there, I will be very scared~" Ji Shaoyi suddenly became addicted to dramas, and even sold the character set of the lost girl.
He predicted that Lang Qiao would ignore him, so he dared to set up any flag, but he didn't believe that she really asked him to perform one live.
Wouldn't it be better for a beast to do this kind of thing to a young girl who has lost her footing?
But Lang Qiao really nodded his head: "Then let's do a striptease."
Ji Shaoyi: "???" No, why don't you play your cards according to the routine?
Not only did Lang Qiao not follow the routine, but he squatted on the hillside and pointed a gun at his head, his clear voice was extremely ruthless: "Shut up if you can't do it, or you will be shot dead."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I hate it, why are you so fierce.
He opened his mouth, but finally closed his mouth silently, and obediently followed her to watch her all kinds of extravagant shows.
The more he looked at him, the more he felt that his shot was a good one. Although this irascible old man spoke a little irritatingly, his operation was fine.
It was because he was not willing to gamble and concede defeat, but he came to bother her self-righteously...
After Ji Shaoyi's waywardness passed, the more I thought about it, the more I felt sorry, so I thought it's better to apologize for this, and ask her to see her next weekend in the challenge, shall I?
Just as he was about to speak, he saw the drug runner in front of him suddenly stop, and turned to ask him, "Do you feel something is wrong?"
"what?"
Lang Qiao: "This time I landed a broken pistol, and was shot in the middle of the road. I ran into a drug and overturned my car once. I almost couldn't get the airdrop. The bombing area seemed to be opened for me. Now I also encountered a diagonal line. A circle of divine punishment."
Ji Shaoyi not only didn't have the slightest clue in his heart, but instead raised his eyebrows and asked her: "So?"
So in the next second, Lang Qiao threw a Molotov cocktail over, killing him. While licking the bag, he left a sentence: "I suspect you are a non-chief, and I have proof."
Then she changed into Ji Shaoyi's flirty fan, and marched towards the finals with arrogance, and said "relief" to him: "Don't worry, I will take your relics and live a good life. Rest in peace."
Ji Shaoyi: "." I don't want to die with peace in my eyes, I hope everyone knows.
As if to confirm her conjecture, after killing Ji Shaoyi to offer sacrifices to the sky, Lang Qiao's next few circles were smoother than the next, and finally succeeded in eating the chicken.
[Good luck, eat chicken tonight! 】
Looking at the harsh characters that popped up on the screen, Ji Shaoliu shed tears of regret.
He wanted to apologize because his brain was kicked by a donkey, right?He was drowned in excrement before he wanted to laugh away his grievances with her, right?
This ruthless dog woman has no heart at all, okay?
Today's murder and stripping of clothes, he wrote it down!
Some people took out "Handsome Self-Cultivation" while playing the game, and started to take revenge for today.
Tian Luo, who silently witnessed the whole process of his overturned car, looked blank, but in order to have a companion when he went to the bathroom in the future, he still patted Ji Shaoyi on the shoulder pretending to be sympathetic, and comforted him casually: "Boss, there is a kind of love called letting go."
Ula (*^▽^*) just suddenly found out that the signing status has been changed, so let’s add another chapter~ Friends, leave more comments and vote to send me to the new book list, (`) love, see you tomorrow~
(End of this chapter)
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