The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 20 I Can't Eat When I See You
Lang Qiao and Gu Congxin raised their heads in unison.

After seeing Lang Qiao's face clearly, Ji Shaoyi was obviously stunned for a moment, then the corners of his lips curled up, and he smiled brightly: "Hello, we meet again."

He shook his phone and said straight to the point: "Is it convenient to add a friend? Lang, の, temptation, temptation?"

He deliberately bit the last few words very hard, and there was a bit of teasing in his smiling eyes.

The so-called stretching out his hand and not hitting the smiling person, he didn't believe that he was so polite, and the other party could just say to him again: You pervert, get out!
And he obviously underestimated how straight Lang Qiao was.

Lang Qiao stared at him blankly for a minute, and when his face was about to freeze from laughing, he belatedly said, "Why?"

"???" The smile on Ji Shaoyi's face froze on the spot, and he said in a daze, "Why?"

Lang Qiao: "Why did you add me as a friend?"

"???" If you want to add it, add it!How can there be so many why?
Ji Shaoyi suddenly went a little crazy, and sure enough, the brain circuit of the straight girl of steel is not something he can understand with this damn handsome guy!

But looking at her extremely cold iceberg face, if he didn't tell the reason today, she would probably really say 'Fuck off' to him, and cover the unfinished half bowl of noodles to his face.

Ji Shaoyi silently glanced at the half bowl of noodles, and suddenly he was inspired, and blurted out: "You add me as a friend, and I will teach you how to eat noodles!"

Lang Qiao: "???"

"The one that doesn't need to be rolled! The one that can be sucked to the bottom in one sip! The one that enjoys silkiness even better than Dove!" Ji Shaoyi added with a strong desire to survive.

Lang Qiao felt offended by the whole person, it was fine if he was caught secretly taking pictures when they met for the first time, but when they met again, he surrounded him with rolled noodles, especially when he knew that she was Lang's temptation!
Rounding up means that he knows that Lang の temptation will secretly take pictures of handsome guys when he walks on the street, eat noodles and roll them with chopsticks like a child, and all of these will affect her image of a cold and cold iceberg boss. How can she have the face when it gets out? College town mix?
What's more, as soon as she thought of the name Ji Shaoyi, the tape recorder in her head seemed to automatically press the cycle of a single, playing back his pig-killing chants over and over again, making her sleepless.

She thought her ears were too clean, so she added such a thing to her friends list, right?
After clarifying his thoughts, Lang Qiao shook his head decisively: "No, thank you."

"Why?" Ji Shaoyi asked one more question without giving up.

Lang Qiao said honestly, "I can't eat when I see you."

As soon as these words came out, Ji Shaoyi seemed to have been hit by dimensionality reduction, and instantly petrified in place. His mind was like a bullet screen, repeating that sentence repeatedly: I can’t eat when I see you, I can’t eat when I see you , I can't eat when I see you...

He was autistic and never got better.

When Tian Luo packed up the bowls and chopsticks and rushed to the scene, he saw his boss standing there like a statue, his eyes still fixed on the shredded chicken noodles in other people's bowls.

Sensing his fiery gaze, Gu Congxin hugged her bowl like an old hen protecting her food and moved to a position farthest from him, with Lang Qiao following closely behind.

Tian Luo looked at those two people and then at Ji Shaoyi, and finally said tentatively: "How about I go and buy you a copy?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

He took a deep breath, calmed down his wounded heart, and left the restaurant disheartened after leaving a noble and glamorous 'get out'.

On the way back to the dormitory, he seemed to be in Mrs. Xianglin's mode, repeating: "I'm so stupid, really, I only knew how to teach her to eat noodles correctly, but I didn't expect her to see that I couldn't eat at all..."

"Hey, hey, she said she saw that I, a man with 42-pack abs, a shaved side face, superb facial features, and a fan-shaped statistical chart with three parts cold and three parts mocking and four parts careless eyes, couldn't eat!"

Tian Luo automatically made up the scene in his brain, and said honestly: "I can't eat if I want to."

Stimulated by him, Ji Shaoyi cried even louder: "Hey, hey, she saw that I couldn't eat! That's not what she said when she secretly photographed me on the street that day! She..."

"Wait!" Tian Luo instantly grasped the key information in his words: "What did you just say?"

Ji Shaoyi finally stopped howling, "She saw that I couldn't eat?"

"Next sentence."

"Isn't that what she said when she secretly photographed me on the street that day?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Tian Luo nodded frantically, and then said with a face full of surprise: "My goddess actually secretly took pictures of you? She doesn't look like someone who would do such a thing, does she?"

In such a short period of time, Lang Qiao has successfully been promoted from a skateboarder to the new goddess of Tian Lolicon Luo.

In his aesthetics, no matter whether it is a human or an animal, as long as they have short legs, they are all cute.

However, Ji Shaoyi was a little unhappy when he questioned him, "What do you mean, you? This young master has such a handsome face, so he doesn't deserve to have a sneak shot of a fan girl?"

"No, no, no." Tian Luo pinched his chin and pondered for a moment, then suddenly opened up a magical thought: "Do you think she might be your fan girl?"

Ji Shaoyi: "??? What the hell do you need to ask? Of course it is possible!"

"Then if she is a fan girl, why does she refuse to be friends with you?" Tian Luo asked again.

"Didn't you say it? I saw that I can't eat." When Ji Shaoyi mentioned this, his toothache ached, and he whispered bb full of resentment: "Why are you secretly filming me when you see that I can't eat? This is not the same as teasing." What difference does it make if you run away?"

"That's right!" Tian Luo felt that he was incomparably right and said: "This is the biggest contradiction in this case! Judging from my experience in online novels for so many years, my goddess definitely has a reason for rejecting you!"

"What difficulties does she have?" Ji Shao snorted coldly, and the first time he opened his mouth, it was the old Mary Su: "It can't be my childhood sweetheart, childhood sweetheart, we ran in the sunset together, peed and mud by the river together , the backs of the two sand sculptures under the setting sun are our lost youth. Later, when she moved, she only left half of the mud to me as evidence of our love, while her half of the mud was Her vicious sister snatched her away and threatened her not to recognize me for various reasons."

"So in order to keep a distance from me and avoid attracting my attention, she blew my head off as soon as we met, and ugly rejected my friend application when we met again. If you reject ugly, you should reject ugly. She loves me so much that she loves me so much. You can even say such an outrageous reason for seeing me unable to eat!"

The more Ji Shaoyi said, the more angry he became, and he said angrily: "It's too much! I just married her vicious sister and made her regret it!"

　Many people don't know what の is?
　　の＝of

　　Lang's temptation = Lang's temptation, over!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)