The e-sports god has fallen again
Chapter 200
Chapter 200
When I saw the video of Qi and her crashing a car before, I could turn on the voice changer to snipe people sourly. Why is it so easy to talk suddenly today?
Just as she was wondering, she saw that Ji Shaoyi had automatically turned on the feeding mode, pulled out his chopsticks, picked up a crystal clear shrimp dumpling, and delivered it to her mouth.
Lang Qiao, who didn't have chopsticks, subconsciously wanted to open his mouth to pick it up, but when he moved his wrist, she felt lonely.
Lang Qiao: "???"
She is like a stupid dog who failed to catch a Frisbee, dumbfounded.jpg
But Ji Shaoyi patted her dog's head fiercely, evoked a tricky smile and said: "If you want to eat my food, should you give me some benefits?"
When it comes to giving benefits, Lang Qiao, who has been tricked countless times by him, is so skilled that it makes people feel distressed. She cleared her throat and said without emotion: "Brother."
If Gu Congxin was present at this moment, his jaw would drop in shock, and then he would hold his dislocated chin and write an article: Shocked!Why is the steel straight girl who blushed even talking to boys in the past, why is her brother so proficient in barking?Is the truth behind the annihilation of humanity or the degeneration of morality?
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Don't ask, asking is the way to teach your wife.
"This matter can no longer be solved with just a word of brother." He flashed the shrimp dumpling in front of her eyes as if seductive, and just about to call him husband, when he heard...
Lang Qiao yelled twice vaguely and quickly, "Brother, brother."
There is nothing that can't be solved with one brother, if there is, then two.
Ji Shaoyi: "..." For the sake of your cuteness, I will forcefully give you two bites.
As a result, he couldn't take it anymore after eating it. Lang Qiao seemed to have turned on the repeater mode. Before he finished the last bite, the mass-produced "brother" had already come out in the next sentence.
Hearing the end, Ji Shaoyi felt as if he had strayed into the set of "Gourd Baby", and his mind was full of the magical voice when Gourd Baby saved grandpa: Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa...
Maybe it's because the difference in height between the two is so great that passers-by look at him like a pervert who abuses young girls...
From time to time, there are a few comments mixed in--
"In this age, there are still brothers who don't feed their sisters?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, how pitifully that little girl screamed just to beg for two meals."
"That's right, I'm so tired that I can't even turn my voice..."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors.
As if to prove the crime of 'trafficking young girls', after serving Lang Qiao to eat, Ji Shaoyi took the initiative to ask to go up the stairs, and called it Xiaoshi.
Lang Qiao really believed his evil, as soon as he walked into the stairwell, he heard him ask for no reason: "Are you full?"
"Satisfied—"
Before the word '了' was out of her mouth, she was easily dragged into the corner by him.Ji Shao propped his hands against the walls on both sides, like a hooligan who robbed the women of the people, and said in a low voice: "But I feel a little sour in my heart, and I want to eat something sweet to neutralize it."
Just as Lang Qiao wanted to remind him that acid needs to be synthesized by alkali, he slightly lifted his chin.
Ji Shaoyi's warm fingertips lightly rubbed her lips twice, and even the color of his eyes became darker, and his hoarse voice fell to her ears with the heat from his breath, with a trace of begging.
He said, "Sister, can I try your lipstick?"
The girl who was squeezed into the corner by him was blushing, and there was a stream of autumn water in her big round eyes. After looking at him in surprise, she lowered her eyes and pondered for a moment, and finally nodded as if she had finally made up her mind. Nodding, he took out a lip balm from his pocket, generously handed it to his lips and said, "Try it, it's strawberry flavored."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Sorry to bother you.
This story tells us that we must not beat around the bush when talking to straight women.
That night, Ji Shaoyi recorded another grudge in "The Handsome Self-Cultivation".
[December love what the hell is the date, love what kind of weather what kind of weather.
Seeing Qi in a private meeting with Mr. Lang alone, his heart was very sore, and he wanted to talk about the sourness by kissing Fangze, but Mr. Lang didn't understand his loneliness, so he fed him with lipstick, which was really disappointing.
He punished her to quarrel with Gu every day in the future, and was contradicted by Gu day and night, so that she could not live in peace. 】
……
After two days of rest, the curtain of the PUBG City League National Finals finally kicked off.
That afternoon, Cheng Gong chased all the villains into the car like sheep, and drove to the Tong City E-sports Center without hindrance.
This time the schedule is two days, five games a day, and the team with the highest total points after two days of games will be the champion.
Due to the large lineup of this competition and the large number of celebrity guests, a few hours in advance, the e-sports center with a strong sense of technology has been surrounded by water, and all kinds of support lights are constantly flashing, all of them are running for themselves Favorite guests and players come.
Every time a car passes by, it will be accompanied by the screams of countless female fans.
As soon as the car of the whole villain team came to a steady stop, it caused a commotion.
"What's the situation? Is it possible that some of us also have fans?" Gu Congxin looked puzzled.
Tian Luo: "Emmm, could it be that the captain of the wash, cut and blow, led a hundred thousand members of the funeral family to support us?"
"It doesn't look like the hair color..." Gu Congxin muttered, just as he was about to get out of the car, he heard...
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love you!"
"Look here, Master Zhan!"
"Zhan Ye bravely flies, and his fans will always follow him!"
Gu Congxin was so frightened that he retracted his head on the spot, "Fuck, fight the world?"
Is this the f*cking Encounter Road Narrow in the legend?
"I heard it." Ji Shao straightened his clothes and said calmly, "We're not blind yet."
"Then what should I do now?" Gu Congxin had been in fear for several days, and now he was so panicked that he couldn't even speak: "If I get out of the car now, I will be eaten alive by his female fans, right?" ?”
"And it's still outside the venue, there's no security check, if any radical female fan rushes up to me and stabs me, wouldn't I die young?"
The more Gu Congxin talked, the more horrified he felt, and he covered his face and began to cry fakely: "I haven't seen with my own eyes that the cp I knocked on finally got married, I don't want to die yet..."
While crying, she tried to plant herself in Lang Qiao's arms.
As a result, just as she lowered her head half way, Lang Qiao took the opportunity to pat her, and 'comforted' her with a serious face: "Don't worry, no one knows you at all."
"That's it." Ji Shao and his wife sang the husband: "Do you think you have the words QYER and Counseling engraved on your face? I really want the audience all over the country to know you, so I will fight hard after playing and put you in the sea." In the competition, the unique skill of zero killing and eating chicken is revealed, and it will definitely be the top trending search."
(End of this chapter)
When I saw the video of Qi and her crashing a car before, I could turn on the voice changer to snipe people sourly. Why is it so easy to talk suddenly today?
Just as she was wondering, she saw that Ji Shaoyi had automatically turned on the feeding mode, pulled out his chopsticks, picked up a crystal clear shrimp dumpling, and delivered it to her mouth.
Lang Qiao, who didn't have chopsticks, subconsciously wanted to open his mouth to pick it up, but when he moved his wrist, she felt lonely.
Lang Qiao: "???"
She is like a stupid dog who failed to catch a Frisbee, dumbfounded.jpg
But Ji Shaoyi patted her dog's head fiercely, evoked a tricky smile and said: "If you want to eat my food, should you give me some benefits?"
When it comes to giving benefits, Lang Qiao, who has been tricked countless times by him, is so skilled that it makes people feel distressed. She cleared her throat and said without emotion: "Brother."
If Gu Congxin was present at this moment, his jaw would drop in shock, and then he would hold his dislocated chin and write an article: Shocked!Why is the steel straight girl who blushed even talking to boys in the past, why is her brother so proficient in barking?Is the truth behind the annihilation of humanity or the degeneration of morality?
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Don't ask, asking is the way to teach your wife.
"This matter can no longer be solved with just a word of brother." He flashed the shrimp dumpling in front of her eyes as if seductive, and just about to call him husband, when he heard...
Lang Qiao yelled twice vaguely and quickly, "Brother, brother."
There is nothing that can't be solved with one brother, if there is, then two.
Ji Shaoyi: "..." For the sake of your cuteness, I will forcefully give you two bites.
As a result, he couldn't take it anymore after eating it. Lang Qiao seemed to have turned on the repeater mode. Before he finished the last bite, the mass-produced "brother" had already come out in the next sentence.
Hearing the end, Ji Shaoyi felt as if he had strayed into the set of "Gourd Baby", and his mind was full of the magical voice when Gourd Baby saved grandpa: Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa...
Maybe it's because the difference in height between the two is so great that passers-by look at him like a pervert who abuses young girls...
From time to time, there are a few comments mixed in--
"In this age, there are still brothers who don't feed their sisters?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, how pitifully that little girl screamed just to beg for two meals."
"That's right, I'm so tired that I can't even turn my voice..."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors.
As if to prove the crime of 'trafficking young girls', after serving Lang Qiao to eat, Ji Shaoyi took the initiative to ask to go up the stairs, and called it Xiaoshi.
Lang Qiao really believed his evil, as soon as he walked into the stairwell, he heard him ask for no reason: "Are you full?"
"Satisfied—"
Before the word '了' was out of her mouth, she was easily dragged into the corner by him.Ji Shao propped his hands against the walls on both sides, like a hooligan who robbed the women of the people, and said in a low voice: "But I feel a little sour in my heart, and I want to eat something sweet to neutralize it."
Just as Lang Qiao wanted to remind him that acid needs to be synthesized by alkali, he slightly lifted his chin.
Ji Shaoyi's warm fingertips lightly rubbed her lips twice, and even the color of his eyes became darker, and his hoarse voice fell to her ears with the heat from his breath, with a trace of begging.
He said, "Sister, can I try your lipstick?"
The girl who was squeezed into the corner by him was blushing, and there was a stream of autumn water in her big round eyes. After looking at him in surprise, she lowered her eyes and pondered for a moment, and finally nodded as if she had finally made up her mind. Nodding, he took out a lip balm from his pocket, generously handed it to his lips and said, "Try it, it's strawberry flavored."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Sorry to bother you.
This story tells us that we must not beat around the bush when talking to straight women.
That night, Ji Shaoyi recorded another grudge in "The Handsome Self-Cultivation".
[December love what the hell is the date, love what kind of weather what kind of weather.
Seeing Qi in a private meeting with Mr. Lang alone, his heart was very sore, and he wanted to talk about the sourness by kissing Fangze, but Mr. Lang didn't understand his loneliness, so he fed him with lipstick, which was really disappointing.
He punished her to quarrel with Gu every day in the future, and was contradicted by Gu day and night, so that she could not live in peace. 】
……
After two days of rest, the curtain of the PUBG City League National Finals finally kicked off.
That afternoon, Cheng Gong chased all the villains into the car like sheep, and drove to the Tong City E-sports Center without hindrance.
This time the schedule is two days, five games a day, and the team with the highest total points after two days of games will be the champion.
Due to the large lineup of this competition and the large number of celebrity guests, a few hours in advance, the e-sports center with a strong sense of technology has been surrounded by water, and all kinds of support lights are constantly flashing, all of them are running for themselves Favorite guests and players come.
Every time a car passes by, it will be accompanied by the screams of countless female fans.
As soon as the car of the whole villain team came to a steady stop, it caused a commotion.
"What's the situation? Is it possible that some of us also have fans?" Gu Congxin looked puzzled.
Tian Luo: "Emmm, could it be that the captain of the wash, cut and blow, led a hundred thousand members of the funeral family to support us?"
"It doesn't look like the hair color..." Gu Congxin muttered, just as he was about to get out of the car, he heard...
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love you!"
"Look here, Master Zhan!"
"Zhan Ye bravely flies, and his fans will always follow him!"
Gu Congxin was so frightened that he retracted his head on the spot, "Fuck, fight the world?"
Is this the f*cking Encounter Road Narrow in the legend?
"I heard it." Ji Shao straightened his clothes and said calmly, "We're not blind yet."
"Then what should I do now?" Gu Congxin had been in fear for several days, and now he was so panicked that he couldn't even speak: "If I get out of the car now, I will be eaten alive by his female fans, right?" ?”
"And it's still outside the venue, there's no security check, if any radical female fan rushes up to me and stabs me, wouldn't I die young?"
The more Gu Congxin talked, the more horrified he felt, and he covered his face and began to cry fakely: "I haven't seen with my own eyes that the cp I knocked on finally got married, I don't want to die yet..."
While crying, she tried to plant herself in Lang Qiao's arms.
As a result, just as she lowered her head half way, Lang Qiao took the opportunity to pat her, and 'comforted' her with a serious face: "Don't worry, no one knows you at all."
"That's it." Ji Shao and his wife sang the husband: "Do you think you have the words QYER and Counseling engraved on your face? I really want the audience all over the country to know you, so I will fight hard after playing and put you in the sea." In the competition, the unique skill of zero killing and eating chicken is revealed, and it will definitely be the top trending search."
(End of this chapter)
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