The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 23 Congratulations, you got it right

"If he doesn't take the initiative to add you as a friend, Gu Congxin will take your surname from now on!" Gu Congxin said harshly, but at the same time, he didn't forget to reach out and move the hair dryer to the highest place. News try and never try to use a hair dryer, which is full of provocation.

"Just try it." Lang Qiao's damn desire to win was really aroused by her. She leaned against the sink, took out her mobile phone, and said confidently while unlocking it: "But You don’t need to follow me if you have a surname, Lang Congxin sounds weird.”

Gu Congxin: "." Very good, your focus is still as clear as ever.

After unlocking the screen lock, Lang Qiao went straight to QQ, clicked on the freshman contact group of Jinhua University, thought for a minute, but still couldn't find what to say from his poor language library, so he just typed a question mark slowly and sent go out.

[Lang's temptation:? 】

As soon as this news came out, the group exploded again.

[One less and one less tempting wife: Fuck, blah, blah, what a good day today?As soon as Ji Shao can come out, it's already a fucking rare event in a hundred years, and now Lang's temptation is here? 】

[One less, one less, one weak and stupid: ahhh, is it possible that Miss Lang came to see your wife?Is this the legendary woman singing and husband following?It's over, it's over!Lang の season lonely SZD!】

[Small question mark, do you have a lot of shit: ahhh, sister Lang, Kangkang me!I'm your little fan of civil engineering!Forgot about Ji Shaoyi, okay?I stole the battery car to support you!We went to the construction site to move bricks together, and I was in charge of binding the cement and you were in charge of tying the steel bars. When someone saw us, he would give a thumbs up to the gods and couples. 】

[Spiritual guy comes uninvited: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha God damn it, I suggest that my brother reflect on why Ji Shao has a fierce 1 and you are still single. 】

Lang Qiao: "." Subway Grandpa looks at his phone.jpg
What's all this mess?

She closed the group chat with a bewildered face, and began to concentrate on waiting for Ji Shaoyi's friend application.

1 minutes passed.
Nothing happened.

5 minutes later.
Still nothing happened.

Lang Qiao shook his empty friend application interface, raised his eyebrows at Gu Congxin: "What does this mean?"

"It means that I'm making something out of nothing, keeping things in the dark, imagining out of thin air, fabricating out of thin air, speechless, and hopeless." The more Gu Congxin said, the more guilty he felt, and he silently took off the hair dryer hanging on the highest place, like a little eunuch making offerings He raised his hands above his head, held them in front of her and said, "Please."

"Heh." Lang Qiao snorted arrogantly and finally blew her hair as she wished.

And after Gu Congxin lost the bet, he still refused to leave, sitting on the small bench in the bathroom like a big dog and muttering to himself: "It shouldn't be, it's impossible, this plot is going completely wrong."

"What is the direction of the plot?" Lang Qiao dried his hair roughly with hot air, then turned it to cold air to slowly smooth his hair.

"Don't you think the two of you are set up like romance novels? In the first [-] chapters, you love to ignore him, but in the last [-] chapters, he annoys you every day. Forgot to turn on the voice changer when forming a team, or being face-to-face for adding friends. Ugly refusal, it's all to create conflicts and pave the way for the sweetness of you and me after you! It's written like this in romance novels!"

As soon as Gu Congxin talked about literature, his eyes lit up with excitement: "It's normal for you to find him annoying now, and sooner or later you will really smell good."

As she said that, she pinched her finger in the void, put it to her lips, took a puff of Schrödinger's cigarette, and then exhaled the non-existent smoke ring, and said to her in the tone of someone who had come here: "Jojo, don't blame me. My sister didn't remind you, ugly refuses for a while, chasing his wife to the crematorium."

Lang Qiao: "." Fuck you, Qiao Qiao.

She turned off the hair dryer, relying on herself to stand up higher than Gu Congxin was sitting, and rubbing her head, "I only have one question about this."

Gu Congxin's well-proportioned big hair was kneaded into an explosive chicken coop by her, and the whole person looked a little messy in the wind: "What question?"

Lang Qiao: "Have you ever seen such a naive romantic hero?"

Gu Congxin: "." I haven't seen it.

She was persuaded.

Seeing that she finally stopped talking, Lang Qiao nodded in satisfaction, and went back to her room to play games.

Gu Congxin was also idle, and followed her back to the room, nestled on the lazy sofa at her feet, eating snacks, and playing Werewolf with Ren Lianmai.

The picture was very harmonious for a while, until Lang Qiao logged on to QQ, and a cough came from her computer.

Gu Congxin's ears are better than a dog's, and he immediately sat up from the lazy sofa, his eyes lit up and said, "Is it Ji Shaoyi? Isn't it!"

Lang Qiao turned on the blinking speaker in the task bar with a blank expression, and a window popped up on the computer.

【Gank your heart request to add you as a friend

Additional message: Congratulations, you got it right. 】

Lang Qiao: "???" What the hell did I answer and I got it right?

No matter whose heart this idiot wants to Gank, she really wants to Fuck his mother right now.

At the same time, Lang Qiao also received Aite in the freshman contact group of Jinhua University.

【Gank your heart: Congratulations to a user like @郎の怪想 for winning the championship of this guessing car name contest and one of Ji Shaoyi’s luxury friends. This competition has come to a successful conclusion, and we will never see each other again at the same time next week. @all members】

[Good luck: Fuck, blah, blah, blah?What about fair competition?this one?this one?this one? 】

[Lang の Ji Mo SZD: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah so Ji Shao beat around the bush to engage in such a competition, in order to get the contact information of Lang Jie in an open and aboveboard manner?Love love love! 】

[Wife of Less One Less One Temptation: Some people are CP on the surface, but they don’t even have a QQ friend behind their backs?For a while, I didn't know whether it was sugar or a knife. 】

[Less one less one headshot silly criticism: I don't know if it's sugar or knife plus one, isn't Ji Shao too humble to ask for a friend seat? 】

[Gentleness died in the night: Hahahaha Brother Meng beat the humbleness on the public screen. 】

[Good luck: Humble +1]

[Lang の Ji Mo SZD: Humble +10086]

[One less and one less tempting wife: humble + ID number]

Seeing that the group was so lively that a party could be held on the spot, a man who symbolized freedom appeared
[Mr. Cheng from E-sports Academy: Where?Come to my office after class tomorrow morning? @Gank your heart】

【Gank your heart: Okay.A cute face.jpg]

At this point, brother Meng, who was clamoring for a party just now, was instantly as quiet as a chicken, replaced by frantic swiping of the screen in Jinhua University Bar.

【Shock!Why was the young boy suddenly asked out late at night?Is the truth behind the annihilation of humanity or the degeneration of morality?Is it a sexual outburst or a hunger and helplessness?Please watch tonight's "Old Cheng who will go to my office tomorrow has something to say"]

　[Because some bad things have happened recently, the book friend group will not let people go for the time being. Those who want to join the group will wait for a while, and I will inform you when it is ready in a few days. See biubiu at five o'clock]

　　
　
(End of this chapter)