The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 230 Scientific Research Shows
Before she could speak for her excuse, Ji Shaoyi had already kissed her lightly on the lips, and said in a deep voice, "Thank you, sir, I like it very much."

A word of liking made her swallow back all the embarrassment and duplicity, and she just replied with a blushing face: "It's just as long as you like it."

She has never been in love before, and she doesn't know how to love, so she can only respond to his liking bit by bit in her own clumsy way.

After holding her tenderly for a while, Ji Shaoyi finally took off his wolf fur, and transformed into Mr. Lang's soft and cute wife, hugged her neck and said coquettishly: "It seems that I like your scarf so much For your sake, move here and sleep with me, okay~"

Even if she raped him after she fell asleep, he was willing.

Anyway, he has countless ways to make her so tired that she just wants to sleep and has no energy for domestic violence.

Lang Qiao was numbly rubbed by him, his mind was full of: Who am I?where am I?Didn't you agree to give the scarf and turn around and leave?Why did I roll with him again...

And damn it, he was beaten up again!
She pushed someone's dog's head away with a look of disgust, and the straight man's quotations came out: "Are you a three-year-old? Why do you want to sleep with someone else?"

And judging by his childishness, he wouldn't need someone to tell him a fairy tale before going to bed, would he?

But she only tells horror stories...

As soon as she let go of her pushing hand, Ji Shaoyi rubbed his hairy head up again without hesitation, pecked lightly on her face and said, "Because I like you, I want to wake up every morning. I can see you."

Then he saw Lang Qiao ponder for a moment, then shook his head seriously and said, "Impossible."

Ji Shaoyi: "???"

He thought that this is impossible?As long as you move here to live with Lao Tzu, won't the impossible become possible?

Before he could speak his doubts, he heard Lang Qiao's serious science popularization: "Scientific research shows that the first thing people see when they wake up every morning is their own nose, but because they are used to seeing it, they automatically ignore it." That's all."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn scientific research shows.

It's fine if you don't want to sleep with me, but you can even say such a stupid reason?
And he, Ji, insisted on curing her problem of straightness at every turn today!

So he let out a cold snort, and climbed up her waist with his big hands, followed by wandering eyes, and finally said with a half-smile: "Scientific research also shows that steamed buns will become bigger after being rubbed, let's...experiment? "

As soon as these words came out, Lang Qiao's numb expression instantly changed to...a face of horror.jpg
Before Ji Shao stretched out his ruthless iron claws, the door was violently slapped twice again.

Gu Congxin: "Ji Ruoling! Get out and eat!"

This roar, laced with the anger of a single dog, frightened Ji Shao to lose interest for a moment, and his sinful big hand hung in the air for a moment, and finally helped her straighten her clothes.

He patted her on the head dotingly again and said: "This experiment takes a long time, and we won't see any results for a while. We'll discuss it after dinner."

Lang Qiao: "..." God damn long-term considerations.

……

In order to prevent a weakling from dragging her to do experiments, Lang Qiao prepared dinner faster than anyone else today.

After cooking, she quickly put the bowl away, said "I'm full, you eat slowly", and then fled back to her room.

The speed of the 800-meter sprint was like a dog chasing behind him.

Gu Congxin couldn't help asking one more question: "What's the matter today, Mr. Lang?"

The culprit, Ji Shaoyi, shook his head and smiled innocently: "I don't know, maybe I'm worrying about the experimental subject."

And Gu Congxin: "???" Where did she get the experimental subject for a freshman?
I suspect that you bastard is fooling me, but I have no proof.jpg
What she didn't know was that a certain dog was eating seriously on the surface, but what she was thinking in his heart was...

The fled Lang Jun is so damn cute, I have to find a way to trick her into sleeping together.

……

After Lang Qiao returned to the room, he took a shower first, then threw himself on the bed, and started to suck cats with his mobile phone.

Just when she was emptied of blood by the cute little milk cat on the screen, the news of her family's annoying little goblin came again.

And as soon as it came up, there was a series of coquettish cat expression packs.

[Mischievous eyes: My bed seems to have collapsed, can I sleep with you? 】

【Misunderstanding: Discharge to you.jpg】

Lang Qiao looked indifferent.

[Steel Concrete: Lose weight when the bed collapses. 】

【Steel Concrete: Otherwise my bed will collapse too. 】

It's so easy to trick her into steaming steamed buns together!
And Ji Shaoyi: "..." Sorry to bother you.

When the invitation to sleep with him was rejected, he rolled away crying...

A few minutes later, Lang Qiao received his harassment message again.

【Misunderstanding: [Video]】

[Mischievous eyes and eyes: I'm so scared, sir~ This lamp has suddenly become like this~ Before I moved in, I heard people said that this place used to be a haunted house, could it be...]

He stopped abruptly in the middle of his speech, and only sent a trembling emoji to show that he needed comfort and company very much at this moment.

And Lang Qiao clicked on the video and saw...

The lights in Ji Shaoyi's room turn on and off for a while, and you can even hear the sound of 'slap', 'slap', 'slap'...

The corners of Lang Qiao's lips twitched, and he replied blankly.

[Steel Concrete: If you want to create the flickering effect of the light bulb in a horror movie, it is more like using the method of voltage instability. If you keep pressing the switch like this, the light bulb will flicker out. 】

In the next second, she received a completely black picture.

[Mischievous eyes and eyes: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

Lang Qiao: "..." It deserves it.

[Steel Concrete: Do you have a spare light bulb? 】

【Mischievous eyes: Yes~】

Seeing the hope of tricking her over, Ji Shaoyi immediately became more feigned. He just typed in the dialog box: Do you want to come and change for her~
Before I had time to post it, I saw...

[Steel Concrete: How to replace a broken light bulb?
1. First turn off the light bulb switch.

2. Unscrew the broken bulb counterclockwise, slowly.

3. Screw on the new light bulb clockwise until it stops, pay attention.

4. Turn on the light and try it. 】

[Steel Concrete: Come on, you can do it! 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Goodbye, I'm autistic.

What can he do?He can only turn into a monster, acting like a baby and being cute.

【Mischievous eyes and eyes: I don’t know how to do it~】

[Mischievous Eyes: This light bulb doesn’t listen to me, and my hands have their own thoughts~]

[Mischievous eyes: Is your process really correct?Why does it not turn on for a long time? 】

(End of this chapter)