The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 255
She looked around the entire children's play area for a week, and finally chose an item that didn't seem to lower her intelligence, poked Ji Shao and said, "Son, will Dad take you to shoot?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Get lost, your mother's son.

He looked in the direction of Lang Qiao's finger, and saw a stall where shooting to win gifts, with various dolls hanging on it.

The biggest little bear doll was taller than Lang Qiao.

So he patted Lang Qiao's head, curled his lips, and took the advantage back without hesitation: "Qiao Qiao, be good, uncle won a bear and came back to be your sister, okay?"

Lang Qiao: "..." Get out of your mother's sister, who is not human?
She rolled her eyes, and just about to take back his right to play games, Ji Shaoyi had already held her shoulders, and pushed her towards the shooting game stall with strides.

After paying the money, he pulled the bolt of the gun, waved his hand confidently and said, "Which one do you want? Tell your husband."

Those who didn't know thought he could hit a hundred shots.

Before Lang Qiao could open his mouth, the stall owner suggested with a smile on his face: "If it's your first time playing, I suggest you start with something simple."

As he spoke, he also took out a doll the size of a keychain, "For example, you can get it by breaking a balloon."

Ji Shao glanced at the ugly keychain that cost less than a dollar, thinking who is he looking down on?
He clicked his lips in disgust, and said, "How many balloons do you need to break the biggest doll here?"

"2, 20..." The stall owner seemed to have been running the stall for so many years, and he had never seen such a crazy owner, so that he was a little stuck in speaking.

Then he saw that the young man in front of him snorted coldly and said, "There are only 20?"

As he spoke, he raised his gun and said while aiming, "It is recommended to change it to 200 next time, or you will lose money."

Stall owner: "???" No?What is only 20?
Who the hell are you?

Do you fucking know how hard this thing is to beat?

Do you have any fucking idea how many guys who put on a show like you end up walking away empty-handed?

After silently dissing his pretentious behavior in his heart, the stall owner sat down on the pony in a calm and steady manner, with a look of 'I'll just wait' to see you slap in the face.

With a bang, Ji Shaoyi fired the first shot. The plastic bullet, let alone a balloon, didn't even touch the edge of the balloon.

The stall owner immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and said gloatingly, "Look, I told you that it's difficult."

Ji Shaoyi let out a low laugh, and said indifferently: "First, measure the sight first."

Stall owner: "..." The technology is not good, but the words are quite professional.

As soon as this idea came out, he heard another 'bang', and another bullet was fired.

In the next second, the balloons hanging not far away and fluttering in the wind blew up with a 'pop'.

The stall owner was so frightened that he subconsciously sat up straight, thinking that he couldn't?It must be a coincidence...

He has been bluffing and deceiving in this area... Ah no, he has worked hard to get rich for so many years, and he has never met anyone who can win his bear away.

This person must be just lucky!

He was paralyzing himself when he heard another 'pop', another balloon exploded...

After two attempts, Ji Shaoyi became more and more proficient in playing, and his speed became faster and faster. Every time a bullet was fired, a balloon would be blown up.

All of a sudden, the sound of "cracking" on the stall continued one after another, and it was as lively as setting off firecrackers, attracting passers-by who couldn't help but stop and watch.

After a while, many people gathered at the stall.

After shooting 200 balloons, Ji Shao put a gun on his shoulder, raised his eyebrows at the stall owner and said, "How is it? Do you think my suggestion of changing to [-] balloons is not bad?"

The face of the stall owner turned green, and he thought to himself, let alone changing it to 200, even if you change it to 2000 with your infallible technology, that is not enough for you...

Are you fucking hired by the stall owner across the street to smash the scene?
He smiled bitterly, nodded without hesitation and said, "I think your suggestion is very good, so let's implement it from now on."

As he spoke, he rubbed his hands in embarrassment, and said apologetically, "Because I didn't prepare enough today, there are not 2000 balloons in the whole stall, so..."

He didn't finish what he wanted to renege on, when Ji Shaoyi smiled and said, "It's okay, I can come back tomorrow."

Stall owner: "..." Damn...

Should he pack up and leave overnight?
He has been in the world for so many years, but he finally met his opponent...

What's more, this person reached out and took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet, and patted it in front of him with great momentum, "I might as well just become a member. Anyway, my house is not far from here, and I can come here every day." This is for fun."

Stall owner: "..." Listen?Is this fucking human language?

It's not worth mentioning that this person won the bear of his town, but he still wants to bankrupt him?
He took a deep breath, resisted the urge to scold his mother, and returned Ji Shaoyi's 100 yuan, and even asked fifty yuan: "How about this, the fifty is my invitation, you Let's play on the other side."

Spending 50 yuan can not only eliminate disasters for yourself, but also bankrupt your competitors, which is also considered value for money.

In this way, Ji Shaoyi not only didn't spend a single penny on playing games, but also made fifty dollars.

He took the 50 yuan given by the stall owner and took a look at the stall opposite, and found a super big rabbit doll hanging on the opposite stall, which was cuter than the little bear doll here!
The boy's heart was hit, and he rubbed Lang Qiao's head on the spot, "Qiao Qiao, be good, see uncle wins over that cute bunny on the other side!"

Lang Qiao: "..." Tutu, your mother, Tutu, can you talk properly?

She silently rolled her eyes, watching helplessly as her silly son walked towards the opposite side of Hoho like a runaway husky.

It's a pity that when he was halfway there, he saw that the stall owner on the opposite side looked like he was hiding from the plague, and he started packing his things on the spot.

While tidying up, he said: "Close the stall, close the stall."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Isn't that right, sir?

Is Lao Tzu so scary?

He was turned away by the opposite stall owner, carrying the 50 yuan, and came back in despair.

He even slapped the money in front of the stall owner arrogantly: "Boss, another bullet for 50 yuan."

Stall owner: "..." Give me a hammer, this is my fucking money!

He quietly took back the 50 yuan, and said with embarrassment: "How about this, if you hit ten more, I can give you a super prize, which is rarer than a bear doll, and all children receive it." The kind that made me cry in the end!"

　This award made all the girls cry and all the boys sad. You can guess what it is~

　　
　
(End of this chapter)