The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 344 Give me a comparison

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Not to mention drinking madness, we are still good friends.

He scratched his head tactically, and said with a guilty face: "If you don't like it, I'll go to school in a few days and talk about it..."

Even if Cheng Gong took out a pen and asked him to write a [-]-word self-criticism on the spot, reflecting on his heinous crimes that night...

As long as Cheng Gong is willing to nod his head, he will be treated like a horse, and he won't even bat an eyelid!

After the two chatted for a while, Mr. Lang's voice came from downstairs calling for dinner.

After Lang Qiao responded, she even lowered her voice while chatting with Ji Shaoyi: "I won't tell you anymore, my father called me to eat."

That sneaky little look is like a thief, Ji Shaoyi gave a 'tsk' when he saw it, and his voice was full of displeasure: "How do you talk?"

Lang Qiao blinked blankly, not understanding why he suddenly became unhappy after the conversation was going well.

When Ji Shao saw her reaction, he knew that his lord's straight man had committed another old problem, so he could only smile helplessly: "As the first prize winner of the composition competition for elementary and middle school students in Jinhua City, I can Let me tell you responsibly, our usage is completely different from mine.”

"???" Lang Qiao was still confused: "For example?"

"For example, when chatting with your boyfriend, some 'I' can be completely replaced by 'we'." Ji Shaoyi hinted frantically.

Lang Qiao silently understood in her heart for a while, and then gave him a positive look: "Understood."

Ji Shaoyi was overjoyed, wondering why she was so enlightened today, when he saw the person on the screen waving at him solemnly: "I won't tell you anymore, let's go eat."

Ji Shaoyi: "." Take a hammer!

He closed himself.

He was so frustrated that he slumped on the sofa in despair, as if he was about to die in the next second.

"What's the matter?" Lang Qiao continued to be confused, "Did I make the sentence wrong?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Ji Shaoyi clapped his little hands perfunctorily, and praised without sincerity: "It's like opening the door to the mother, right home."

"Then why do you have such an autistic expression?" Lang Qiao expressed disbelief all over his face.

What can Ji Shaoyi do?He could only pretend to bury his face on the sofa pillow, sobbed and said, "Maybe it's because I can't have lunch with you, I'm a little unhappy."

After all, in the past few months, the two of them even got tired of eating together.

Lang Qiao really believed in his evil, and said seriously: "Then how can I make you happy?"

Ji Shaoyi pondered for a moment, and cautiously probed: "Why don't you give me a comparison?"

The reason why he is cautiously probing is because he is not sure whether his family Lang, Iron Man, 2G Network, Joe knows about Bixin.

Then he saw Lang Qiao raised his eyebrows on the screen and said contemptuously, "That's it?"

In the next second, he felt that the screen was spinning. Lang Qiao dropped the phone casually, and after saying 'wait a moment', he walked out the door with short legs.

A few minutes later, Lang Qiao's clean and fair face appeared on Ji Shaoyi's screen again.

Her big black eyes were bent, and there was a smile on the corners of her eyes and brows: "Here, here you are."

She spread the hand behind her back in front of the camera, and actually handed him a. Chenguang Confucian Temple Blessing 0.5 bullet carbon refill?
Since Mr. Lang usually prefers to use pens, it took her a long time to find this.

And Ji Shaoyi: "." Is this the hard-core refill from Iron Maiden?

Loved it.

Maybe it was because the smile on his face was so forced that even Lang Qiao sensed something was wrong, "What's wrong?"

Did she misinterpret him again?

"It's nothing." Seeing that she was about to lose herself because her brain circuit was too straight, Ji Shao turned on the rainbow fart mode one by one: "I just think that the layer of oil sealed on the top of the ink in your refill is too clear. As pretty as your eyes~"

And Lang Qiao: "." Is this the strength of the first prize winner of Jinhua City Composition Contest for Elementary and Middle School Students?

it is good!As expected of you!

Even the point of view of boasting people is so clear, embodying emotion in the scene, blending the scene, borrowing things to describe people, and expressing emotions by borrowing the scene!

The day before the end of the holiday, Ji Shaoyi drove to school.

As a former campus figure and today's rising e-sports star, he is well aware of how much trouble his popularity will bring to the school's transportation system, so after parking the car, he took out the star bomb he had prepared in advance. Street three-piece suit: hat, sunglasses and mask.

After covering his handsome face tightly, he got out of the car like a dog, and walked into the teaching building on tiptoe, for fear that any sharp-eyed alumni would accidentally recognize his handsome back.

It was class time, and the teaching building was empty. Ji Shao took a few steps on tiptoe, and then let himself go completely. He walked to the door of the classroom in two or three steps with unrecognizable steps, took off his sunglasses and mask, and started Wait for Cheng Gong to finish class.

Maybe it's because of the emotion from the punishment from the small punishment stand, and he missed it when he stopped suddenly in the corridor of the teaching building.

After all, he likes to secretly play with his mobile phone when he is punished!There is an exciting feeling of having sex with your beloved mobile phone under the teacher's nose!
Just as Ji Shaoyi was about to take out his phone and reminisce about the years when he and his phone were cheating on each other, someone suddenly patted his shoulder.

Ji Shaoyi's heart suddenly thumped, and his mind was full of: Oops!My handsome figure was recognized by people!
He straightened his hair that was a little messed up by the hat, and was about to make a gorgeous turn around and blind the fan's eyes, when he heard the person behind tremblingly saying: "Student, do you still want your drink bottle?"

Ji Shaoyi: "???" I can understand that you asked for my autograph, but what's the matter with you asking for my drink bottle as soon as you come up?

Did he meet the legendary illegitimate meal?
Ji Shaoyi turned around in a daze, and met a pair of cloudy and fiery eyes.

The middle-aged woman in front of her was wearing blue overalls, holding a woven sack in her hand, staring at him with fiery eyes. The drink bottle in her hand was full of longing.

Ji Shaoyi: "." Damn it, it turned out that the cleaning aunt came out to collect waste in her spare time.

With an embarrassing expression on his face, he threw the drink bottle into Aunt Cleaning's woven sack, thinking: Hell, don't you people follow stars?

It wasn't until the cheerful bell rang for the end of get out of class that the quiet campus boiled again like a pot of boiling water.

Ji Shaoyi was wondering if he still needed to pretend, when he was caught off guard by a blinding scream.

　Ji Shaoyi: The me in get out of class you like to answer and ignore, but the me after class you can't afford to climb.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)