The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 35 What can I do, Be a demon No.1

Lang Qiao saw the timing, jumped out of the window, and ran straight to a motorcycle by the side of the road.

The people in the city who picked up the gun were busy fighting, and no one was free to take care of her for a while.Lang Qiao steered his hunk to arrive unimpeded all the way, pressed the F key to ride the motorcycle, and then stepped on the gas——

Amidst the roar of the engine, the motorcycle shot out like an arrow, leaving behind the continuous gunshots of P City in an instant.

Lang Qiao heaved a sigh of relief, and just about to click on the map to see where to pick up waste next, he heard a soft and cute loli voice from all the microphones: "Hey, little brother, where are you taking me? ?”

Lang Qiao was terrified by the sudden voice, and his hand that clicked the map trembled slightly.

And I don't know if it was her illusion, but she actually felt that this tone, this voice... was a little bit familiar.

Just when she was thinking about where it sounded familiar, the soft girl said again: "Hey, little brother, talk, the wind is so strong here, I'm so scared."

Lang Qiao: "..." Are you talking to me?
She thought to herself that there is no wind here.

Because he couldn't figure out the source of the sound, Lang Qiao drove the motorcycle around all over the place, and finally had to silently switch his first-person angle for professional players to a third-person angle, and took a closer look——

A young lady with double ponytails and a pink dress is wrapping her hands around her waist, with her face pressed against her broad back, sitting very girlishly on the back seat of her car.

And because she was so focused on grabbing the car, she didn't even know when this man came up.

Lang Qiao: "..." Shocked.jpg
Not only did the young lady not feel the slightest panic about being on a pirate ship, but she was very persistent in trying to communicate with her: "Hey, little brother, you are so naughty, you actually ignore him~"

Lang Qiao couldn't bear her sweet and greasy voice, so she silently turned on the microphone and said fiercely, "Shut up."

As soon as she said this, when she heard the other party, she said a super soft and cute sentence: "I knock!"

Then he stammered and said, "You, are you fucking tempted by Lang?"

Lang Qiao subconsciously let out an 'um', and when the 'um' was over, she suddenly realized something was wrong. How could an ordinary passerby recognize her just by her voice?

An iconic show fan, with a loli voice that is ten kilometers away... Lang Qiao suddenly had a bold idea!
Before she could ask this bold idea out, a familiar male voice automatically exploded her vest: "Don't come here without any problems, Brother Lang?"

Lang Qiao: "..." It really is you whore.

Some people don't admit that they are the best weakling on the surface, but secretly pretend to be a lolita flirt in the game every day!

Regardless of whether she ignored her or not, Ji Shao came up one by one with a swearing talk: "Some people are ugly on the surface and refuse my invitation to a double row, and secretly collide with me?"

Lang Qiao: "..." With a few bumps, the moment you get into the car, I will think of a hundred ways to die for you!

Some old drivers are still driving motorcycles on the surface, but they have already started thinking about where to take this raunchy dog ​​to kill.

And Ji Saogou Shaoyi not only didn't feel the danger at all, on the contrary, he became more and more aggressive: "I hit it all, and after this fight, go out and add a friend?"

Lang Qiao rejected him without hesitation: "No, get out of the car."

Ji Shaoyi clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction, "I don't."

Lang Qiao felt hot when he saw him snuggling on his back, and without hesitation, he switched back to No.1 and started daily threats: "You can't let go, my teammates are all in front , They have guns in their hands, when they shoot your dog's head off, don't blame us for being ungrateful."

Ji Shao gave a cold snort, and retorted: "My teammates are also in front! My teammates also have guns in their hands!"

"Okay." Lang Qiao sneered and threatened in a low voice, "Don't regret it."

Ji Shaoyi: "A real man never regrets!"

The two of them ran along the road and talked harshly to each other, and the old buddies who were fighting passionately around were all at a loss: I thought I was driving a solo row, why did I have teammates?

Either there was a new teammate, or...he matched two idiots who couldn't even tell the difference between single and double queue.

When they passed another urban area, an old man finally couldn't help but turn on the mic: "Well... Excuse me, there are no teammates in the solo queue mode, and illegal team formation is not allowed."

As soon as these words came out, the two kindergarten students who had been arguing all the way were silent for two seconds, and then they tacitly chose to speak out unanimously, and said in unison: "Shut up! I say it!"

Unexplainably bullied brother: "..." Hey, they are so fierce.

Lang Qiao drove through the grasslands and mountains all the way, and finally drove the car to the seaside, and asked for no reason: "How is the scenery here?"

At this time, the sun was setting, and the sky and the earth seemed to be coated with a layer of golden light. Looking at the clouds in the distance that looked like they had been burned by fire, Ji Shaoyi's mood suddenly became very calm.

Although he didn't know why Brother Lang, who had been irritable all the way, said this, he still nodded subconsciously and said, "It's beautiful."

It was so beautiful that he even wanted to write a poem: The sunset and the lone duck fly together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky.

"It's fine if you like it." Lang Qiao said, pressing the Shift button with her finger and pressing the accelerator to the bottom, and she also decisively chose to jump off the motorcycle at the moment it rushed out.

As soon as Ji Shaoyi distracted himself from reciting a poem, he saw himself taking off with the motorcycle. He didn't even have time to press the F key, and even rolled down the cliff with the car, and the urn was shining on the sea. With a strange green light.

At the same time, only Lang Qiao's cold words remained in his ears: "After all, that's where you were crushed."

That's right, because she jumped off the car in time and was lucky enough, she was only seriously injured by the fall.

Ji · was arranged clearly Shao Yi: "..." Vicious woman, you have successfully aroused my murderous intentions.

Tian Luozheng was squatting in the house when he was caught off guard by a muffled 'bang'. Looking back, he found that it was Ji Shaoyi who was so angry that he was pounding on the wall.

He thumped and yelled: "Grandpa Tian, ​​bring me my goblet!"

"Why?" Tian Luo silently rolled his eyes, but he had already handed him the monster's goblet with a good temper.

Ji Shaoyi took his special goblet for being a monster, poured a glass of Coke with a heavy heart, and said, "Drink a glass of 82-year-old Coke to calm your shock."

Then he raised his head, the bitter wine entered his throat and hurt his heart, tons, tons, tons, tons...

Tian Luo: "..."

He suddenly felt that Ji Shaoyi's existence might be just to prove a sentence: what can't be done, be the No. 1 demon.

(End of this chapter)