The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 40 A Chicken in the Left Hand and a Duck in the Right
Before he recovered from the mess, Xi Shu stuffed Jiujiu into his arms, looked at him sincerely with two small eyes like black peas, and said, "I'm going to pack up and go back later." I'm home, can I ask you to take care of Jiujiu and Quack in the few days I'm away?"

The chicken is already in his arms, how dare Ji Shaoyi say no, he can only nod with a sad face: "It's okay..."

"Then you have to be nice to them." Xi Shu, like an old father who cares about the orphan, reminded him ten thousand times.

Ji Shaoyi patted him on the shoulder solemnly, and said with a serious face: "Don't worry, as long as I still have a bite to eat, I won't let them go hungry!"

Xi Shu was even more moved immediately, holding his hand with tears in his eyes, and said, "Jiujiu has just learned to crow, so don't blame it if it doesn't play well, just teach it patiently."

Ji Shao agreed: "Okay, okay."

The inner OS is: May I ask how a human being can teach chickens to crow?Waiting online, very urgent.

Seeing that he promised readily, Xi Shu simply took out of his pocket the "Care for Cocks After Crowing" and "Guide to Laying Eggs for Ducks" that he had written a long time ago, and said gratefully: "That's really troublesome for you." , from today onwards, you will be the reborn parents of Jiujiu and Quack, Jiujiu, call me Dad!"

Not only did Jiujiu not call Dad, but Ji Shaoyi was fluttering all over his body.

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Forget it, I don't have such a son.

After sending Xi Shu away tearfully, Ji Shao stuffed the chicken back into the cage, sat on the balcony with a small bench, and studied the "Egg Laying Care of Hens" and "Guidelines for Raising Ducks" left by Xi Shu. ".

Xi Shu is indeed a good hand at raising chickens, even their schedules are arranged in an orderly manner, and they take a walk after meals and take care of the chickens. After reading it, Ji Shaoyi has only one thought in his heart: people are not as good as chickens .

He mixed the feed for them according to the formula given by Xi Shu, and then watched them eat while taking out his mobile phone, and started a new day of harassing the steel concrete students.

[Lack of heart and eyes: Do you want to eat chicken?The kind that chirps. 】

【Lack of heart and eyes: [picture]】

At first glance when she saw the news, Lang Qiao thought that this lingering dog had come to invite her to play games again, and just as she was about to tell him to fuck off without hesitation, she saw the chicken he sent.

Lang Qiao: "..." I'm sorry, I was presumptuous.

She silently deleted the "scroll", and replied with a more heart-wrenching sentence.

[Steel Concrete: I finally found out that playing games is not suitable for you, are you going home to start a chicken farm? 】

As soon as this message was posted, a cluster of small sparks shot up next to the heartless note, and at the same time, there was an additional system message on their chat interface.

[You exchanged messages with the heartless Yanyanzi for more than 3 consecutive days, and you will get the spark mark. 】

Lang Qiao: "..." Get the hell out of here.

Thinking of the scene where she was besieged, she wished she could bite him to death, okay?
She was dirty, and she had a spark with this dog...

Lang Qiao succeeded in being disgusted by this spark, so he added something domineering.

[Steel Concrete: Hope to see you on the financial channel as soon as possible, and from today on, don't send me any more messages! 】

Ji Shaoyi, who was first pierced and then rejected: "..." She is so domineering, I like it so much.

[Misunderstanding: I don't! 】

[Lack of heart and eyes: just post it! 】

[Mischievous eyes: Don't go back if you have the guts! 】

[Steel Concrete: If you don't return, you won't return! 】

Lang Qiao's hands were quicker than her mind, and the news had already been sent before she suddenly realized it, oh, she couldn't help but reply again.

Is it too late for her to withdraw now?

It was obviously too late, because Ji Shao smiled and added slowly.

[Lack of heart and eyes: whoever returns the puppy. 】

Lang Qiao exploded in an instant.

[Steel Concrete: You are the puppy! 】

[Lack of heart and eyes: Lang puppy. 】

Lang Qiao: "..." Woof woof.

Lang Qiao never thought that she, who has always been competitive, would be defeated in sending messages.

She failed, she failed utterly.

Having suffered a complete defeat, she went to play games sadly, otherwise she was afraid that she would still be unable to control her slut and wanted to return to him.

After bickering without her, Ji Shao returned to the state of an empty-nest old man in an instant. After sitting on the balcony and watching the chickens pecking at the feed for a while, he went back to the dormitory silently. Opening "Handsome Self-Cultivation" is a new meal. Big rumor.

[Today's date is not important, what's important is that with Gu's efforts, Lang Qing finally sparked a spark of love with Gu, and Gu Long was overjoyed.

For the sake of these little sparks, Gu reluctantly fished Lang Qing out of Xin Zhe's treasury, named him Lang and promised to live in Xianfu Palace temporarily.

Did Lang Qing confess his love today?It's coming soon. 】

As soon as Ji Shao of Longxin Joy finished writing, he dropped the pen, grabbed his phone and changed Lang Qiao's group.

……

For the next few days, Lang Qiao lived like a pig, eating, sleeping and playing games every day, in an endless loop.

And a certain person who went home to start a chicken farm didn't bother her anymore, and the two had little communication except for daily sparks.

And the way to continue the spark is also extremely simple and rude.

【Mindless Eyes: Sparks～】

[Steel Concrete: Get lost. 】

【Mischievous Eyes: Sparks~~】

[Steel Concrete: Roll. 】

【Mischievous eyes: Sparks and flowers~~~】

[Steel Concrete: Rolling. 】

It wasn't until the night before returning to school that Lang Qiao finally broke free from the state of an Internet addicted girl, and dragged her body that had been drained by the game to paralyze on the sofa to recuperate.

And the way to recuperate is of course... the cloud sucks cats!

She hasn't visited Ji Shaoyi's space in the past few days, so she must have saved a lot of new videos!
Just thinking about it, Lang Qiao blushed with excitement and her heart beat with excitement. After finding the most comfortable position and paralyzing, she couldn't wait to enter the space of heartless eyes.

Then she saw...

[Mischievous eyes: Who else can control me?Who else? ! ! 】

The accompanying video shows him holding a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right, and he ran at an unrecognizable pace in the empty campus.

How should I put it, it looks like a humanoid Erha walking chickens and ducks.

Lang Qiao's face immediately went numb, and he turned down with a look of disgust.

[Misunderstanding: A chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, but no fat doll behind her~]

The accompanying video shows him holding the chicken breast with his left hand and pressing the duck back with his right hand, rubbing it repeatedly in a very rough way.

Lang Qiao: "..."

If she remembers correctly, when Gu Congxin marinated the chicken, he often sprinkled it with seasoning and rubbed it like this...

As soon as she thought of Gu Congxin, all kinds of dishes she was good at, such as boiled chicken, beggar's chicken, Kung Pao chicken, cold chicken breast, etc. suddenly appeared in Lang Qiao's mind, and she suddenly felt a little hungry.

　You may not believe it, my mother used to raise two chickens, and my brother and sister each had one. They were named after each other, and they were hugged in my arms every day, and I had to compare each other whose chicken was cuter and whose chicken was cute. Fighting cows.

　　Me: "?????" Great reward for human confusing behavior.

　　In addition, after discussing with the editor, the title of the book was changed to "The E-sports God Has Lost His Horse Again". Bar.

　　In short, if you suddenly find an unfamiliar book on the bookshelf, don't doubt it, it's Ji Shao's new vest, don't delete it by mistake.I love you bobobobo (*￣3￣)╭
　　
　
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