The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 44 Pay the fare?
Even if someone of her husband died and committed suicide by jumping off a cliff, he wouldn't...

boom--

A missile fell from the sky and landed on the house next to her.Half of the house that was fine a second ago was blown up in an instant, and the shrapnel flying around even knocked out a lot of her blood.

"Fuck! It's a bombing zone!" Ji Shaoyi panicked on the spot, and honked the horn a few more times: "Hurry up, hurry up, it's too late if you don't leave!"

Lang Qiao looked at the ruins in front of him and at his delicate and frail self, and decided to live.

The moment she jumped on the three bungees, a law suddenly appeared in her mind... Well, it smells so good.

Ji Shaoyi saw that he was chasing bombers every day in the bombed area, and his driving skills were very good, and the moment Lang Qiao got into the car, he put the gas pedal to the bottom.

The three bunnies sparked with lightning all the way, and rushed out even rolling and flying.In the next second, another missile symbolizing justice fell from the sky and landed on the place where they stayed just now.

Looking at the rising mushroom cloud, Lang Qiao was startled, and suddenly regretted getting into his car.

She might not be bombed if she didn't get in the car. After getting in the car, the two of them instantly seemed to be wanted in the bombed area, and one missile after another chased the two of them.

And Ji Shaoyi swayed left and right, abruptly driving the three jumpers with a feeling of speed and passion.

Others spent 98 to play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and the two of them spent 98 to play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

When they finally got rid of the pursuit of the bombing zone, it was almost dark.

The setting sun dyed the sky in the distance orange red. They crossed the mountains and the sea all the way, bypassing the crowds of people. Even though they had already entered the safe zone, he didn't stop the car, and Lang Qiao didn't take the initiative to say that he wanted to get off.

Surrounded by silence, they galloped across the endless grassland.

Although Lang Qiao's character image is a macho, but the movement of sitting on the back seat of his car is still very girlish.

In this situation, if it is accompanied by a piece of sweet and bubbling background music, it will definitely kill all singles in seconds!

With a single thought, Ji Shao said, "Brother Lang?"

Lang Qiao had already let go of his whole body, and he was stunned for a full two seconds before he realized, and said with a confused face, "You called me?"

"Come with a suitable BGM to add to the fun." Ji Shao said together: "I can't spare the time to drive."

"Oh." Lang Qiao casually touched his mobile phone, looked at the screen in the game, and chose the one that suited the occasion without hesitation.

After a burst of soothing opening music, Ji Shaoyi heard a thick male voice singing: "The most beautiful thing is the red sunset, warm and calm..."

He was so shocked that he lost control of one direction and almost crashed into a tree with his car.

This fucking passionate scene?What the hell are you singing "The Most Beautiful Sunset Is Red"?
The painting style changed from urban love to country love in an instant, okay?
What's even more heart-wrenching is that even the three jumpers of the two of them look very much like the favorite tricycle of the elderly!
"Can't you come up with a song that is lively but cheerful, passionate and romantic, and popular and popular?" Ji Shaoyi weakly suggested.

"Of course." Lang Qiao agreed very readily.

In the next second, a female voice with a breath of freedom resounded throughout the Jedi Island: "In your heart ~ fly freely ~ brilliant starlight ~ eternal wandering..."

Well, it made the two of them look like two unstuck wild dogs, playing and chasing on the endless prairie.

There is no such thing as love.

Ji Shaoyi was a little dumbfounded for a moment: "I found that you usually don't show off your mountains and dew, but you are actually quite good at playing?"

Some people appear to be a straight girl of steel, but they don't know what kind of sand sculptures are installed in their minds.

Lang Qiao only thought that he was praising himself, and without hesitation, he praised back: "You are not bad."

After thinking for a while, she said again: "The team members have finished fighting, please put me down in the front city, otherwise what is the difference between us and the team members?"

"Let you go down? That's okay." Ji Shao thought about it, and felt that the opportunity to flirt had come.Not only did he not intend to slow down in the slightest, but he turned the accelerator to the bottom again and drove even faster.

Lang Qiao felt a 'thump' in his heart, and felt that this matter was deceitful.

In the next second, something that had been normal for a few minutes really started a new round of bewitching, and began to buy and sell by force: "Before this pretty girl gets off the bus, pay the fare first?"

"The starting price is 14 yuan, 3 yuan per kilometer for more than 2.40 kilometers, 10 yuan per kilometer after the total mileage exceeds 3.60 kilometers, and 0.48 yuan per minute for waiting. Since there is no currency in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, we will pay according to the damage."

Some people started playing with calculators while they were talking, the ones with voice.

Lang Qiao listened to him pressing '1551', '666', '23333', etc., and finally said to her: "According to the distance you are sitting today, even if you give me your life, it will still be worth it." Be my younger brother ten more times."

Lang Qiao just listened to his flirt with indifference, his mind was full of: You are thinking about peach.

"Whether you want money or not, you will not give it."

As she said that, she switched herself from the back seat of the motorcycle to the basket of the three jumpers, ready to jump off the bike at any time after finding the right time.

"Don't be so impulsive, brother Lang, everything is negotiable." Ji Shao saw through her intentions at a glance, and said cheaply: "We can't afford the fare, and meat compensation is not something that cannot be considered, as long as you go out After that, through my friend application, and play a few games with me, our account will be—”

Before he could say 'a write-off', the car stopped.

Lang Qiao jumped out of the car in an instant, and after running a few meters away, he slapped the tires with a 'bang bang bang bang'.

'Boom' - with a bang, the car exploded.

If Ji Shao hadn't jumped out of the car in time, he would have been wiped out with the car by now.

Ji Shaoyi: "..." I'm so stupid, really.I only knew that Brother Lang added me as a friend, but I didn't expect the car to run out of gas.

And Lang Qiao pointed a gun at his head at the moment, his disapproving tone and familiar lines were very similar to those of the anti-pornography brigade: "Squat down, don't move."

Ji Shaoyi squatted down obediently.

Lang Qiao raised his eyebrows, and his tone was slightly joking: "I heard that you openly engage in pornography in the game?"

"No, no, nothing." Ji Shao confessed as soon as he should confess, without ambiguity at all: "Sir, listen to me, this matter has nothing to do with Lang's temptation, it's all because I love her The love is too deep, and she took the initiative to let her whoring..."

Seeing that he was about to add fuel to the picture again, Lang Qiao's ears felt hot, and he yelled even more fiercely: "Shut up."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Shut up and shut up, why are you yelling so loudly!

Lang Qiao stared at the screen angrily, and held it in for a long time before choking out a special sentence for harsh words when he was in elementary school: "If you dare to spread rumors about me again, I will hit you every time I see you."

　This chapter is better eaten with famous songs such as "The Most Beautiful Sunset" and "Free Fly".

　　
　
(End of this chapter)