The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 6
Failed to seek family warmth, Ji Shaoyi quit WeChat with a full face of autism, threw the phone on the bed, turned on the computer, clicked on PUBG, and decided to have some fun in the game.

He turned on all the mics, and as soon as he entered Quality Plaza, he heard a noise in his earphones. Some were clamoring for girls, some threatened to form a team illegally, and some were selling cheats while playing small advertisements.

"Sao Nian, do you yearn for power? Do you want to be eight times the gun? Do you want to lock your head in seconds..."

"Frustration, sometimes after losing to the gun, the heart hurts and the spirit is low, as if the fighting spirit has been hollowed out..."

"Now it only costs 98, and you can take it home with a lock plug-in, and you only need a takeaway meal, which will make you happy like a fairy..."

Ji Shaoyi's eardrums hurt from the multiple sounds bombing at the same time, frowning, he adjusted all the mics to team mics.

Then he found that things were not simple, because after blocking all the noise in the mic, the voices of these three salesmen became clearer...

It's like making an appointment. After you sing, I will appear on the stage, one after another, endlessly.

He silently glanced at the lower left corner of the screen, and found that the microphones of the three teammates he matched with were all flashing...

Ji Shaoyi thumped in his heart, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.

After the countdown ended, all the people in Quality Square were packed onto the plane, and the stage of parachuting along the route began.

However, happiness is theirs. Ji Shaoyi only has three teammates who don't skydive and a trio of commercials that make their eardrums buzz.

Ji Shaoyi was completely devastated, he didn't even bother to jump out of the parachute, he just waited for the plane to reach the end of the route and threw him down to fend for himself.

Along the way, he was thinking about a question: Did I forget to read the almanac when I went out today?
It doesn't matter if he is scolded by the gods in the Internet cafe game, after all, he is used to being scolded by the gods every day.

It is acceptable for his father not to love his mother, after all, he has lived under their ravages for 18 years.

But why can he match the robot number selling cheats in four rows?One horse is three!
Before he could figure out these questions, the plane had already reached the end of the route, and he was forcibly thrown off the plane. At the same time, he saw three system messages.

[The cheat is too strong, I surrender and quit the game]

[Sexy aunt sells online and quits the game]

[If you become a fairy, you will be happy and exit the game]

It may be to rush to the next plane to continue advertising.

In an instant, Ji Shaoyi's fast-falling quadruple became an illusion, and turned into a tear-jerking solo quadruple.

Ji Shaoyi: "..." If I were any weaker, I would just jump into the sea and commit suicide.

But he didn't. After all, he carried everything silently by himself, controlled the parachute and floated to a small housing area by the sea, preparing to take the jungle route to enter the finals.

He has suffered enough hardships today, he doesn't believe that he can still be caught playing wild in the wilderness!
As soon as Ji Shaoyi's flag landed, he saw that the small town where he was about to land had already been occupied, and they were still in a formation of four people. Before he landed and took his gun, he might have already beaten him like a bird.

Ji Shaoyi: "..." I can't figure it out.

Just a fucking poor house 8000 meters away from the circle is worth driving a team of four of you to search?
Not enough gas money, okay?

He suspected that these people were sent by the system to target him, but he had no evidence.

Lang Qiao couldn't figure it out either. After she was successfully matched, she heard Gu Congxin calling her to put away her clothes in the opposite room, so she clicked and went to follow the skydive. When she came back, she was taken to this ghostly place by her teammates. .

As soon as it comes, she will be safe. She quickly searched the wave room and got an S686 and a P92 pistol.

Just as she was about to search another room area, there was a sudden sound of footsteps from near to far in the earphones, and the left ear was heavy and the right ear was light.

Lang Qiao judged the exact location of the enemy in an instant, jumped out of the window and switched the main weapon to the S686 at the same time, throwing a spray at the pink figure.

Ji Shao guessed that they had already got the gun early in the morning, and ran in the opposite direction without looking back after landing, and even used snake skin to move around, but he didn't expect the other party's reaction speed to be much faster than he imagined. It was also extremely accurate, knocking out two-thirds of his blood with one spray.

If it wasn't for the long distance and the troll's power could not be maximized, he would probably be a corpse now.

Before she could throw out the second spray, Ji Shaoyi took advantage of his coquettish positioning and quickly hid behind the tree. At the same time, he gritted his teeth and turned on all the voices.

He has been tortured three times in a row today, and his young heart has been greatly traumatized. If he falls into a box again in a tragic way, he will be depressed.

Perhaps because he felt that it was not sincere enough to turn on all the microphones to beg for mercy, Ji Shao thought for a while, and silently turned on the voice changer that he had just bought two days ago and hadn't had time to play with. After a quick glance at the available voices, he Suppressing the goosebumps all over his body, he chose a loli tone.

I heard that the current steel straight men like this one.

Lang Qiao had already noticed that he didn't have a gun in his hand when he was throwing the spray, so she chased after him without any scruples, ready to take the head with another spray.

Seeing that she was getting closer and closer to the Tibetan tree, that pink figure showed no intention of continuing to run away, and judging from the series of coquettish moves he made just now, this person was not a rookie.

Still motionless after such a long time, either he was scared out of his wits, or he was still holding back some bad tricks.

Thinking of this, Lang Qiao became a little more on guard. Just when she was only one step away from the tree, a male voice that could send people back ten kilometers suddenly rang out from her earphones.

In order to create the soft girl effect that makes me feel pity and crying, Ji Shaoyi squeezed his throat and said, "Hey, little brother, I will give you everything I have. Let's see you in the finals, shall we?"

Lang Qiao was overwhelmed by this tenth-level male voice, which was indistinguishable from male and female, and stood there so shocked that he forgot to shoot.

Seeing the effect, Ji Shaoyi squeezed his throat and pretended to be more cheerful, "Brother, you are the best, I love you~"

While talking, he was still manipulating his pink and tender girl character to back away shyly: "Then I'm leaving ~ we are in the final round~"

Seeing him retreating further and further away, Lang Qiao finally recovered from the great shock, raised the S686 and squirted mercilessly at that delicate figure, and at the same time cursed in a low voice: "Fucking pervert!" .”

It was so disgusting that she almost vomited out her overnight meal.

I don't know if it's something wrong with her ears because of nausea or what, but she still has a little bit of familiarity when she hears this artificial voice.

Then she saw the system message.

[Lang's temptation to use S686 to kill a watch talent you Ji Shao]

　I suspect that I have been poisoned by a kind of poison called Ji Fei Chief. Ever since I published the book, the chicken handles have fallen into boxes. Not much to say, Ji Shaoyi came out and was beaten!

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