The e-sports god has fallen again
Chapter 79 Roll in with your computer
Chapter 79 Roll in with your computer
Lang Qiao just glanced at it and then looked away expressionlessly.
Tian Luo sat opposite him and kept howling: "Boss, slow down, I'm dizzy..."
From Xi Shu's side, there was only a sound of tables and chairs rubbing against the ground, followed by footsteps from near to far, and then there was no movement at all.
After landing safely, Ji Shao subconsciously began to search the house and pick up guns. After he walked around the whole house, he suddenly remembered that he didn't come to kill people, he came to teach novices!
He jumped out of the window, and then saw Xi Shu's hunk shirtless standing at the door motionless, as if he had hung up the phone.
"Hey, what?" Ji Shao gave him two punches as soon as he stretched out his hand, and then said patiently: "In simple terms, this game is to pick up equipment first when you land, and then kill people when you touch them. No.1, press ASDW key to move, space bar to jump, F key to pick up equipment..."
After introducing the basic key functions, he shook his head left and right at Xi Shu and said, "You can try it."
Xi Shu did not answer.
"Hello, hello?" Ji Shaoyi thought there was something wrong with his earphones, and adjusted his mic repeatedly: "Can Xi Shu hear it? Can Xi Shu hear it?"
His tone was like that of the director of the village committee shouting loudly through the loudspeaker.
But no matter how much he shouted, Xi Shu didn't respond as if he was dead.
Forcing Ji Shaoyi to show his trump card: "If you don't speak again, I will report to Lao Cheng that you keep snakes in the dormitory!"
"Don't..." Xi Shu finally spoke, but his voice sounded extremely weak: "Ji Shao...I...I might...can't fight..."
"what happened?"
"I...I'm dizzy..." Before Xi Shu could finish his words, there was another rush of footsteps from Maili.
I guess I ran to the bathroom to vomit again...
Ji Shaoyi: "..."
Lang Qiao: "..."
Tian Luo: "..."
They never expected that their first military training since they formed the team would be a complete failure because of Xi Shu's 3D halo.
As soon as the game was over, Xi Shu was ordered by Ji Shaoyi to lie down on the bed.
The three of you looked at me and I looked at you, each of them saw despair in each other's eyes.
"Are you still a demon?" Lang Qiao pushed the mouse and raised an eyebrow at him.
"I didn't expect him to be so dizzy..." Ji Shaoyi helplessly spread his hands.
Seeing that the two of them were about to pinch if they disagreed, Tian Luo hurriedly put his hand between them, and changed the subject: "Then what should we do now? Disband in place?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Fuck your mother and disband on the spot.
He also rented the house, and stole the cat. Seeing that he and Lang Qiao can start a sweet daily training routine, how can they just give up?
"It's impossible to disband, and it's impossible to disband in this life." Ji Shao gave him a blank look, took out his phone, and clicked into the post bar, "At worst, I'll recruit another one."
The reason why it is a post bar instead of a QQ group is because Cheng Gong, who returned to the QQ group and held the management power, directly asked the group owner to offload his management after he was a monster one after another and refused to submit a [-]-word review. .
Then, he was kicked mercilessly by Cheng Gong.
"Are you still recruiting?" Tian Luo simply convinced him, "Aren't you afraid that others will greedy your body this time?"
"Then what else can I do? Can you change it for me?" Ji Shaoyi raised his long legs and leaned back on the back of the gaming chair. The uncle said in a full-fledged way: "My requirements are not high. If you don’t know how to play games, you can teach them, just like Xi Shu who doesn’t eat my body.”
After all, his husband would be jealous.
"Actually..." Tian Luo pointed to the living room, "There seems to be one who meets the requirements."
Gu Congxin was playing with Ji Youyu in the living room, when she was caught off guard by a 'shua' sound, the restaurant door was roughly opened, and the three bosses who kept saying that they were going to train stared at her in unison. It gave her a chill down her back for a moment.
"You, why are you looking at me like that?" Gu Cong held Ji Youyu weakly, his whole body was pitiful, weak and helpless...but he could eat.
Then she saw... Ji Shao, who wanted to step on her at noon, pulled the corners of her lips, and asked her warmly like a spring breeze: "Miss sister, are you dizzy?"
Gu Congxin suddenly became even more terrified: "Although, although I'm not dizzy, can you fucking speak normally?"
She is still more used to the man who is angry at him when he disagrees with him. Now he looks so sissy!
Ji Shaoyi himself was disgusted, so he readily accepted Gu Congxin's suggestion, with a smile on his face, his chin lifted, and he said arrogantly: "I'll give you 3 minutes, and roll in with your computer in your arms."
"Fuck!" Gu Congxin was instantly blown away by the way his nostrils were turned upside down, "Why does my mother listen to you?"
"Don't wait until it's time." Ji Shaoyi smiled evilly at her, and with a 'bang', the restaurant door was mercilessly closed.
Gu Congxin: "???" Are you crazy?
She angrily threw Ji Youyu on the sofa, and turned her head to leave.
With a sound of 'wow', the door was pulled open again, and Tian Luo was kicked out by those two bosses, and smiled kindly: "Calm down, I'll help you move it."
"That's about the same." Gu Congxin groaned, reluctantly accepting the setting that her computer should be moved here with them.
Ten minutes later, there was another computer in the training room.
Ji Shaoyi helped her plug in the cable and said, "Welcome to the team."
"What?" Gu Congxin rubbed his ears, suspecting that he had heard wrong.
"You heard me right." Lang Qiao knocked off her hand rubbing her ears, and said seriously, "You have been selected by the organization."
Gu Congxin seemed to be living in a dream, "But, don't you already have a teammate?"
"He's dizzy with 3D and can't come." Ji Shaoyi answered.
"Although I'm not dizzy, I won't either." Gu Cong, who was suddenly selected by the big boss, panicked a lot, and she said weakly: "If it's playing Krypton Gold Nuan Nuan and Money and Wild Man, I can still struggle a little bit." ..."
Forget about shooting games, she usually doesn't dare to play competitive games when she plays mentally handicapped games, and the handicapped party can't afford to hurt her.
"It's just for fun, not for you to play professional league." Tian Luo patted her on the shoulder and said, "Ann."
But Ji Shaoyi said arrogantly: "Even if it's Krypton Gold Nuannuan and Qian Yuye Man, you may not be able to beat me."
Gu Congxin: "..." Don't wait for my old lady to learn this game, or you will be the first to explode!
Well, being provoked by him like this, she suddenly had the desire to join, even if it was to lie behind him and shoot coldly.
She will base all her happiness on this dog man's pain!
This is what happens if you don't know how to please your best friend before chasing someone!
(End of this chapter)
Lang Qiao just glanced at it and then looked away expressionlessly.
Tian Luo sat opposite him and kept howling: "Boss, slow down, I'm dizzy..."
From Xi Shu's side, there was only a sound of tables and chairs rubbing against the ground, followed by footsteps from near to far, and then there was no movement at all.
After landing safely, Ji Shao subconsciously began to search the house and pick up guns. After he walked around the whole house, he suddenly remembered that he didn't come to kill people, he came to teach novices!
He jumped out of the window, and then saw Xi Shu's hunk shirtless standing at the door motionless, as if he had hung up the phone.
"Hey, what?" Ji Shao gave him two punches as soon as he stretched out his hand, and then said patiently: "In simple terms, this game is to pick up equipment first when you land, and then kill people when you touch them. No.1, press ASDW key to move, space bar to jump, F key to pick up equipment..."
After introducing the basic key functions, he shook his head left and right at Xi Shu and said, "You can try it."
Xi Shu did not answer.
"Hello, hello?" Ji Shaoyi thought there was something wrong with his earphones, and adjusted his mic repeatedly: "Can Xi Shu hear it? Can Xi Shu hear it?"
His tone was like that of the director of the village committee shouting loudly through the loudspeaker.
But no matter how much he shouted, Xi Shu didn't respond as if he was dead.
Forcing Ji Shaoyi to show his trump card: "If you don't speak again, I will report to Lao Cheng that you keep snakes in the dormitory!"
"Don't..." Xi Shu finally spoke, but his voice sounded extremely weak: "Ji Shao...I...I might...can't fight..."
"what happened?"
"I...I'm dizzy..." Before Xi Shu could finish his words, there was another rush of footsteps from Maili.
I guess I ran to the bathroom to vomit again...
Ji Shaoyi: "..."
Lang Qiao: "..."
Tian Luo: "..."
They never expected that their first military training since they formed the team would be a complete failure because of Xi Shu's 3D halo.
As soon as the game was over, Xi Shu was ordered by Ji Shaoyi to lie down on the bed.
The three of you looked at me and I looked at you, each of them saw despair in each other's eyes.
"Are you still a demon?" Lang Qiao pushed the mouse and raised an eyebrow at him.
"I didn't expect him to be so dizzy..." Ji Shaoyi helplessly spread his hands.
Seeing that the two of them were about to pinch if they disagreed, Tian Luo hurriedly put his hand between them, and changed the subject: "Then what should we do now? Disband in place?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Fuck your mother and disband on the spot.
He also rented the house, and stole the cat. Seeing that he and Lang Qiao can start a sweet daily training routine, how can they just give up?
"It's impossible to disband, and it's impossible to disband in this life." Ji Shao gave him a blank look, took out his phone, and clicked into the post bar, "At worst, I'll recruit another one."
The reason why it is a post bar instead of a QQ group is because Cheng Gong, who returned to the QQ group and held the management power, directly asked the group owner to offload his management after he was a monster one after another and refused to submit a [-]-word review. .
Then, he was kicked mercilessly by Cheng Gong.
"Are you still recruiting?" Tian Luo simply convinced him, "Aren't you afraid that others will greedy your body this time?"
"Then what else can I do? Can you change it for me?" Ji Shaoyi raised his long legs and leaned back on the back of the gaming chair. The uncle said in a full-fledged way: "My requirements are not high. If you don’t know how to play games, you can teach them, just like Xi Shu who doesn’t eat my body.”
After all, his husband would be jealous.
"Actually..." Tian Luo pointed to the living room, "There seems to be one who meets the requirements."
Gu Congxin was playing with Ji Youyu in the living room, when she was caught off guard by a 'shua' sound, the restaurant door was roughly opened, and the three bosses who kept saying that they were going to train stared at her in unison. It gave her a chill down her back for a moment.
"You, why are you looking at me like that?" Gu Cong held Ji Youyu weakly, his whole body was pitiful, weak and helpless...but he could eat.
Then she saw... Ji Shao, who wanted to step on her at noon, pulled the corners of her lips, and asked her warmly like a spring breeze: "Miss sister, are you dizzy?"
Gu Congxin suddenly became even more terrified: "Although, although I'm not dizzy, can you fucking speak normally?"
She is still more used to the man who is angry at him when he disagrees with him. Now he looks so sissy!
Ji Shaoyi himself was disgusted, so he readily accepted Gu Congxin's suggestion, with a smile on his face, his chin lifted, and he said arrogantly: "I'll give you 3 minutes, and roll in with your computer in your arms."
"Fuck!" Gu Congxin was instantly blown away by the way his nostrils were turned upside down, "Why does my mother listen to you?"
"Don't wait until it's time." Ji Shaoyi smiled evilly at her, and with a 'bang', the restaurant door was mercilessly closed.
Gu Congxin: "???" Are you crazy?
She angrily threw Ji Youyu on the sofa, and turned her head to leave.
With a sound of 'wow', the door was pulled open again, and Tian Luo was kicked out by those two bosses, and smiled kindly: "Calm down, I'll help you move it."
"That's about the same." Gu Congxin groaned, reluctantly accepting the setting that her computer should be moved here with them.
Ten minutes later, there was another computer in the training room.
Ji Shaoyi helped her plug in the cable and said, "Welcome to the team."
"What?" Gu Congxin rubbed his ears, suspecting that he had heard wrong.
"You heard me right." Lang Qiao knocked off her hand rubbing her ears, and said seriously, "You have been selected by the organization."
Gu Congxin seemed to be living in a dream, "But, don't you already have a teammate?"
"He's dizzy with 3D and can't come." Ji Shaoyi answered.
"Although I'm not dizzy, I won't either." Gu Cong, who was suddenly selected by the big boss, panicked a lot, and she said weakly: "If it's playing Krypton Gold Nuan Nuan and Money and Wild Man, I can still struggle a little bit." ..."
Forget about shooting games, she usually doesn't dare to play competitive games when she plays mentally handicapped games, and the handicapped party can't afford to hurt her.
"It's just for fun, not for you to play professional league." Tian Luo patted her on the shoulder and said, "Ann."
But Ji Shaoyi said arrogantly: "Even if it's Krypton Gold Nuannuan and Qian Yuye Man, you may not be able to beat me."
Gu Congxin: "..." Don't wait for my old lady to learn this game, or you will be the first to explode!
Well, being provoked by him like this, she suddenly had the desire to join, even if it was to lie behind him and shoot coldly.
She will base all her happiness on this dog man's pain!
This is what happens if you don't know how to please your best friend before chasing someone!
(End of this chapter)
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