The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 86
Seeing the guy on the screen happily licking his bag, she fell into deep confusion: Is this the fucking contemporary macho?
She understood that she was unworthy of a beauty.

What she didn't know was that this was just the beginning.

In the next few games, she unlocked a variety of death methods such as being shot to death with a frying pan when she fell to the ground, being hit by a car when she fell to the ground, and falling off a cliff and falling to her death.

When she looked up in a daze, she found that the sky outside the window was already dark.

With a big wave of Ji Shao's hand, the captain was full of style: "Everyone has worked hard this afternoon, and I will invite everyone to eat crayfish tonight."

While taking out his mobile phone to order, he still didn't forget to comfort Gu Congxin, who had a terrible game experience: "Don't be sad if you love your classmates, after you are killed hundreds of times..."

"Am I going to be the boss who can take someone's head thousands of miles away?" Gu Congxin looked at him with bright eyes.

"No." Ji Shaoyi shook his head, caught off guard and said: "You will look away."

Gu Congxin: "..." I shut myself up.

In order to be able to look away as soon as possible... Ah no, to become a boss as soon as possible, while waiting for the takeaway, she quietly drove the solo queue again.

Lang Qiao was also idle, so he simply pulled a small bench and sat behind her, giving her off-site guidance while petting the cat.

Gu Congxin was able to drop her handles into a box when she was brought by the three of them, not to mention the solo row.

Lang Qiao stared blankly at her as soon as she jumped off the plane and opened her umbrella, floating aimlessly in the sky for a few minutes alone.

When she successfully landed, other people's rooms were searched several times.

Lang Qiao: "..."

"Don't open the umbrella too early. After jumping off the plane, press and hold the W key and hold down, and then move the mouse down. When multiple teams jump to the same material point, the sooner you land, the better. Pick up the gun first after landing."

"Yeah! I understand!" Gu Congxin was about to open the door and enter the room when she heard a gunshot, which made her kneel down reflexively, turning her perspective around like a spinning top , I didn't see where the person was.

After landing in a box all afternoon, she suddenly panicked. While desperately crawling into the house, she turned her head and asked Lang Qiao, "What should I do? I'm being targeted again!"

Lang Qiao said coldly, "Kill him."

After Gu Congxin entered the room, he closed the door, crawled into a small corner and shrank, so cowardly that he uttered: "I dare not! I can't even find anyone!"

Lang Qiao: "..." How the hell did you learn from Weak Zero?
She rubbed her tormented ears and said, "Turn up the volume of the earphones and listen carefully. You can judge the enemy's position by the sound of footsteps."

Gu Congxin didn't even have a gun in his hand, and he squatted in a small corner shivering: "I can't hear you."

"Then look for it directly. If you want to practice your skills well, don't be afraid of death. At worst, open it again." Lang Qiao pointed at the window behind her after encouraging her: "Jump out and kill him."

Gu Congxin obediently pressed the space button, and the moment he jumped out of the window, he collided with the enemy.

What's even more unbelievable is that she feels that her enemy seems to be more stupid than her.

I saw this Hanhan wearing a cute new exclusive bikini, holding a small pistol specially made for African chieftains in his hand, lying on the ground and hitting her with a 'bang bang bang'.

He fired more than a dozen shots in a row, and the guns were harmless, which directly made Gu Congxin laugh.

She danced around this fool several times as if she had discovered a new world, then turned around and asked Lang Qiao a question that was particularly mentally retarded: "I don't even have a gun, how can I kill her?"

Lang Qiao looked at her like a fool: "Is your hand for picking up trash?"

"No, isn't it?" Gu Congxin was immediately confused by her question.

"..." Lang Qiao sighed, "Don't force me, just beat me up."

Then she saw... Gu Congxin forcefully punched the air with a set of military punches, and she was still very puzzled: "What should I do if she keeps lying on her stomach? I can't hit her at all."

Lang Qiao: "Turn on all the mics and ask her if she can stand up and let you play?"

Gu Congxin really believed her evil, and reached out to press all the wheat, but Lang Qiao stopped him in time.

"Actually, you can also choose to squat down and hit." While she couldn't laugh or cry, she was also very puzzled, isn't this kid usually very clever when gossiping?Why did the whole person's IQ drop when they came into contact with the game?
Only then did Gu Congxin realize that he had been tricked again.

She snorted, poured all her resentment into her fist, squatted down, took aim, and clicked the mouse again, directly punching this fool to death.

The moment she finished the box, a message popped up on the public screen.

【You used your fist to kill Tang Monk with Rejoice for shampooing】

Gu Congxin was so excited that he threw the mouse on the spot, hugged Lang Qiao, kissed and rubbed, and yelled, "Ah, ah, sir, I killed someone! I killed someone!"

"Keep your voice down." Lang Qiao pushed away her rubbing face with a look of disgust, "Do you want to call the police upstairs and downstairs together?"

Gu Congxin, who had lost his mind, could not understand human words at all. After letting go of Lang Qiao, he began to giggle wildly at the box: "Hey hey hey hey..."

Lang Qiao had no doubts that if this game could write, this idiot would definitely write a sentence on this box: Gu Congxin is here to kill.

It wasn't until the safe zone was refreshed that Gu Congxin reluctantly left the first box she had killed and started running poison.

And her walking position is very strange. Whenever there is a disturbance around her, she will immediately get down, and when the movement is gone, she will get up and continue running.

When passing through urban areas where many people were fighting, she would lie on the ground every two steps on average, acting like a toad the whole time.

Others are playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, but she is playing Jedi Crawl.

Lang Qiao suddenly looked blank again: "What's the matter with you?"

Gu Congxin was frightened by the intense gunshots and shivered on the ground, and even his voice became very quiet, as if afraid that others would find out: "Shh, don't talk, I'm about to climb into the circle soon."

Lang Qiao: "..." Crazy.

Just as she was about to complain, she heard someone snap her fingers next to her ear.

Lang Qiao looked up, and saw Ji Shao shook her phone to her and said, "Anyone want to get takeaway with me?"

On the surface, he was asking everyone, but in fact his eyes were fixed on her.

Lang Qiao would really be a fool if he couldn't see such an obvious hint.

The corner of her lips twitched, and she said without hesitation: "No, get out."

Don't even try to trick her into being his little follower!

Ji Shaoyi: "..." I'm autistic.

He walked out of the restaurant with a disappointed face, and before he took two steps out, he heard a 'bang', and Ji Youyu was put on the ground.

Lang Qiao stroked the cat fur on his body, walked straight to the door, and began to change his shoes.

(End of this chapter)