The e-sports god has fallen again
Chapter 95 Give Me Your Heart
Chapter 95 Give Me Your Heart
Tian Luo boldly raised his head, and saw a face that was strange yet somewhat familiar.
Lang Yan is wearing an ancient style today. He is dressed in a red dress, his lips are red and his teeth are white. His black hair is draped over his shoulders like splashed ink. The cinnabar spread from the corners of his slightly raised eyes to his whole face, vaguely outlining the appearance of flowers blooming on the other shore. Abnormal flirtatious.
Even though he had experienced his beauty crit through the screen countless times, Tian Luo still swallowed his saliva in vain, and was stunned for a full minute before he forced a question: "Wolf, wolf palace?"
"Oh?" Hearing his nickname for himself, the coldness on Lang Yan's face melted a lot, and he raised his eyebrows and said, "You know me?"
"It's not just acquaintance!" Tian Luo's whole body was like a dream, and his voice couldn't help raising his voice a few times with excitement: "I'm your super fan! I like you so much!"
Lang Yan likes to hear these words, he likes to see these stinky men like him very much, but they can't get his appearance.
Looking at Tian Luo's flushed face, the corners of his lips curled up, revealing a particularly nasty smile: "Really?"
That smile was too seductive, it stunned Tian Luo, an innocent and straight man who was born solo, and he nodded in a daze, "Yes... yes..."
Unexpectedly, the other party changed the subject, tilted his head and said, "How much do you like it?"
Tian Luo: "..."
At this moment, he suddenly understood the importance of learning.
As long as he listens a little in Chinese class, he won't even know how to confess to his idol now.
After blushing and hesitating for a long time, Tian Luo shed tears of ignorance, could only rub his hands and said dryly: "I, I like it very much..."
Lang Yan was aroused by his innocent appearance, lightly touched his heart with his sapphire fingers, and said slyly: "Give me your heart, is that okay?"
The fleeting touch was like a stone falling into a deep pool, causing ripples in Tian Luo's peaceful heart of more than ten years.
As if the temperature on his face was too high and the CPU was burnt out, his brain was completely short-circuited, and he said stupidly: "If I give you all my heart, can I... change my signature?"
Before Lang Yan could answer, he whispered BB with a troubled face: "Actually, I really want to take a group photo..."
"It would be even better if you could record a short video..."
Seeing that the corners of Lang Yan's lips twitched, he just wanted to say something: Young man, is your heart too cheap?
It was as if he had tricked a child away by throwing a candy casually, without any challenge at all.
Wanting to pursue excitement, he pressed Tian Luo's shoulder and made a sincere suggestion: "Be bold, it's not impossible to add a WeChat."
As soon as Tian Luo heard that WeChat was going to be added, Tian Luo hurriedly waved his hands, and said with a flattered expression, "Weiwei, why don't you use WeChat? How can ordinary people like me deserve to add a fairy's WeChat..."
Lang Yan has lived for more than 20 years. If he wants to talk about his greatest hobby, it is of course being praised.
Tian Luo's phrase "fairy" so vividly caught his cool, so that he was so ecstatic that he showed his QR code business card on the spot: "Don't talk nonsense, add this fairy!"
Just kidding, he has been searching for more than 20 years, and this is the first time he has encountered this kind of rainbow fart that is so gorgeous but not artificial, humble but not deliberate, sincere and not hypocritical, how can he let him go so easily?
Over the years, although he has gathered all the rainbow fart fans he added on a whim into a Kua Kua group, but the group leader is still himself.
And now, it's time to find a group leader for his Kuagua group!
Under his vicious threat, Tian Luo scanned his QR code with tears in his eyes, and while sending a friend request, he said shyly, "It's the first time I add idol friends..."
Lang Yan nodded in agreement, and continued to say without surprise: "Coincidentally, it's also the first time someone touches my butt."
Tian Luo choked on his own saliva in an instant, he coughed violently several times, and then saw with tears in his eyes...
Lang Yan passed his friend application, and after tapping the input method with his slender fingers, he changed his note name to: touch my ass and want to run away.
Tian Luo: "???" How did you know I wanted to run?
Ah no, what kind of fucking weird note is this!
Wouldn't it mean that every time Wolf Palace chats with him in the future, he will always remember that he is a little red guy who sneaks people's ass?
This affects his image in idol's heart too much!Is this black history going to follow him for the rest of his life?
The buttocks were also touched, and friends were also added. Tian Luo waved to Lang Yan with neither sadness nor joy, and then floated towards the opposite bathroom like a wandering spirit.
His mind is too messed up now, and he needs to put some water to calm down.
Seeing that he was about to dive into the women's toilet, Lang Yan stretched out his hand and carried him back, pointing behind him and said: "The men's room is here."
Tian Luo: "Oh, okay, see you in the Wolf Hall."
Lang Yan waved at him, and walked away buoyantly holding the hem of her skirt.
Tian Luo, who was dazzled by love, gradually woke up after draining the water and washing his hands.
He belatedly realized a question: Why the hell is Bilangdian taller than me as a girl?
No, why the hell did Bilangdian come out of the men's room as a girl?
For a moment, he even wondered if he had run into a ghost...
After all, the outfit of the Wolf Palace fits the image of a female goblin in a horror movie, and even the operation that wants his heart is fucking like a thief!
The more Tian Luo thought about it, the more his scalp felt numb. After washing his hands, he didn't even bother to dry them. After he wiped his body twice randomly, he ran outside.
It wasn't until he ran into the hustle and bustle of Manzhan again that he wiped the cold sweat off his brow, boldly clicked on WeChat, and saw in despair that Wolf Palace was actually lying on his friend list.
There is no haunting, the Wolf Palace is really taller than him, he really added him as a friend, and he really walked out of the men's room!
In an instant, the sentence that Lang Qiao hesitated to say half a month ago appeared in his mind: to block the Adam's apple.
And before he came out, Gu Congxin said mysteriously: The bathroom in Manzhan is the entrance to another world, which is extraordinarily confusing...
All the clues were connected in series, and a particularly bold idea was formed in his mind: his wolf palace might be bigger than him...
There was a 'crash' sound, this was the sound of Tian Luo's innocent boy's dream shattering.
Tian Luo squatted in a small corner against the wall, and unbelievingly flipped through Lang Yan's collection of cosplay photos, each of which was beautiful, and each of them cleverly concealed the Adam's apple.
Looking at his various appearances that were either happy or angry, and turned all living beings upside down, Tian Luo couldn't help being a little shaken: Is there really a man who can look so bad for the country and the people?
And his wolf hall is obviously the voice of Yujie!
(End of this chapter)
Tian Luo boldly raised his head, and saw a face that was strange yet somewhat familiar.
Lang Yan is wearing an ancient style today. He is dressed in a red dress, his lips are red and his teeth are white. His black hair is draped over his shoulders like splashed ink. The cinnabar spread from the corners of his slightly raised eyes to his whole face, vaguely outlining the appearance of flowers blooming on the other shore. Abnormal flirtatious.
Even though he had experienced his beauty crit through the screen countless times, Tian Luo still swallowed his saliva in vain, and was stunned for a full minute before he forced a question: "Wolf, wolf palace?"
"Oh?" Hearing his nickname for himself, the coldness on Lang Yan's face melted a lot, and he raised his eyebrows and said, "You know me?"
"It's not just acquaintance!" Tian Luo's whole body was like a dream, and his voice couldn't help raising his voice a few times with excitement: "I'm your super fan! I like you so much!"
Lang Yan likes to hear these words, he likes to see these stinky men like him very much, but they can't get his appearance.
Looking at Tian Luo's flushed face, the corners of his lips curled up, revealing a particularly nasty smile: "Really?"
That smile was too seductive, it stunned Tian Luo, an innocent and straight man who was born solo, and he nodded in a daze, "Yes... yes..."
Unexpectedly, the other party changed the subject, tilted his head and said, "How much do you like it?"
Tian Luo: "..."
At this moment, he suddenly understood the importance of learning.
As long as he listens a little in Chinese class, he won't even know how to confess to his idol now.
After blushing and hesitating for a long time, Tian Luo shed tears of ignorance, could only rub his hands and said dryly: "I, I like it very much..."
Lang Yan was aroused by his innocent appearance, lightly touched his heart with his sapphire fingers, and said slyly: "Give me your heart, is that okay?"
The fleeting touch was like a stone falling into a deep pool, causing ripples in Tian Luo's peaceful heart of more than ten years.
As if the temperature on his face was too high and the CPU was burnt out, his brain was completely short-circuited, and he said stupidly: "If I give you all my heart, can I... change my signature?"
Before Lang Yan could answer, he whispered BB with a troubled face: "Actually, I really want to take a group photo..."
"It would be even better if you could record a short video..."
Seeing that the corners of Lang Yan's lips twitched, he just wanted to say something: Young man, is your heart too cheap?
It was as if he had tricked a child away by throwing a candy casually, without any challenge at all.
Wanting to pursue excitement, he pressed Tian Luo's shoulder and made a sincere suggestion: "Be bold, it's not impossible to add a WeChat."
As soon as Tian Luo heard that WeChat was going to be added, Tian Luo hurriedly waved his hands, and said with a flattered expression, "Weiwei, why don't you use WeChat? How can ordinary people like me deserve to add a fairy's WeChat..."
Lang Yan has lived for more than 20 years. If he wants to talk about his greatest hobby, it is of course being praised.
Tian Luo's phrase "fairy" so vividly caught his cool, so that he was so ecstatic that he showed his QR code business card on the spot: "Don't talk nonsense, add this fairy!"
Just kidding, he has been searching for more than 20 years, and this is the first time he has encountered this kind of rainbow fart that is so gorgeous but not artificial, humble but not deliberate, sincere and not hypocritical, how can he let him go so easily?
Over the years, although he has gathered all the rainbow fart fans he added on a whim into a Kua Kua group, but the group leader is still himself.
And now, it's time to find a group leader for his Kuagua group!
Under his vicious threat, Tian Luo scanned his QR code with tears in his eyes, and while sending a friend request, he said shyly, "It's the first time I add idol friends..."
Lang Yan nodded in agreement, and continued to say without surprise: "Coincidentally, it's also the first time someone touches my butt."
Tian Luo choked on his own saliva in an instant, he coughed violently several times, and then saw with tears in his eyes...
Lang Yan passed his friend application, and after tapping the input method with his slender fingers, he changed his note name to: touch my ass and want to run away.
Tian Luo: "???" How did you know I wanted to run?
Ah no, what kind of fucking weird note is this!
Wouldn't it mean that every time Wolf Palace chats with him in the future, he will always remember that he is a little red guy who sneaks people's ass?
This affects his image in idol's heart too much!Is this black history going to follow him for the rest of his life?
The buttocks were also touched, and friends were also added. Tian Luo waved to Lang Yan with neither sadness nor joy, and then floated towards the opposite bathroom like a wandering spirit.
His mind is too messed up now, and he needs to put some water to calm down.
Seeing that he was about to dive into the women's toilet, Lang Yan stretched out his hand and carried him back, pointing behind him and said: "The men's room is here."
Tian Luo: "Oh, okay, see you in the Wolf Hall."
Lang Yan waved at him, and walked away buoyantly holding the hem of her skirt.
Tian Luo, who was dazzled by love, gradually woke up after draining the water and washing his hands.
He belatedly realized a question: Why the hell is Bilangdian taller than me as a girl?
No, why the hell did Bilangdian come out of the men's room as a girl?
For a moment, he even wondered if he had run into a ghost...
After all, the outfit of the Wolf Palace fits the image of a female goblin in a horror movie, and even the operation that wants his heart is fucking like a thief!
The more Tian Luo thought about it, the more his scalp felt numb. After washing his hands, he didn't even bother to dry them. After he wiped his body twice randomly, he ran outside.
It wasn't until he ran into the hustle and bustle of Manzhan again that he wiped the cold sweat off his brow, boldly clicked on WeChat, and saw in despair that Wolf Palace was actually lying on his friend list.
There is no haunting, the Wolf Palace is really taller than him, he really added him as a friend, and he really walked out of the men's room!
In an instant, the sentence that Lang Qiao hesitated to say half a month ago appeared in his mind: to block the Adam's apple.
And before he came out, Gu Congxin said mysteriously: The bathroom in Manzhan is the entrance to another world, which is extraordinarily confusing...
All the clues were connected in series, and a particularly bold idea was formed in his mind: his wolf palace might be bigger than him...
There was a 'crash' sound, this was the sound of Tian Luo's innocent boy's dream shattering.
Tian Luo squatted in a small corner against the wall, and unbelievingly flipped through Lang Yan's collection of cosplay photos, each of which was beautiful, and each of them cleverly concealed the Adam's apple.
Looking at his various appearances that were either happy or angry, and turned all living beings upside down, Tian Luo couldn't help being a little shaken: Is there really a man who can look so bad for the country and the people?
And his wolf hall is obviously the voice of Yujie!
(End of this chapter)
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