Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 21 Flat Peach Is Really Delicious
Zhang Hao walked down Kunlun Mountain with one deep foot and one shallow foot, while the phoenix driving the dragon chariot slowly followed behind him.

Grandma's... fine nectar is not as strong as the alcohol on earth, but it is much stronger. Zhang Hao claims that he will not get drunk after a thousand cups, and he always feels dizzy.

"Hey, who is calling me?" Zhang Hao was a little dizzy from drinking, and suddenly heard a woman's shout from behind, and turned his head away.

Damn, isn't this the Nine Heavens Profound Girl?Why did he catch up on the colorful phoenix?

No, what if she insists on sleeping with me?I can't be raped by a woman, I have to run away!
Zhang Hao turned pale with fright, summoned a phoenix and a dragon chariot, and fled towards the Tiandi Palace quickly.

"Well, am I that scary?" Nine Heavens Xuannv looked at Zhang Haoyuan's back, very puzzled and aggrieved, she shook her head immediately, and rode the colorful phoenix back to her cave.

There are so many great immortals at the Pantao Festival, if someone sees him running around chasing the Emperor of Heaven...it would be shameful to spread the word.

Tiandi Palace

"Rolling curtain, seeing that you are about to break through the Golden Immortal like this, hurry up and practice. If you can get a good ranking in the horse racing meeting in a few days, there must be many fairies looking at you."

"Xiaoyu, your master is very nervous in training, and you will be standing guard outside the door for the past few days. After all, you are also the next rolling shutter general."

"Little comrade, you should go back to the toilet to practice."

When Zhang Hao returned to Tiandi Palace, three regular and temporary workers greeted him.

He hurriedly assigned tasks to the three of them so that they could leave... After all, he rushed back to Tiandi Palace in a hurry just to eat flat peaches!
General Rolling Curtain nodded, first of all he thanked Lord Tiandi for his great kindness, and then told his disciples to work hard.

As for the little comrade, he pretended not to see it, and waved his hand so as not to take away a cloud.

The little god will nod his head heavily, and then jump up excitedly, fulfilling the duty of the rolling shutter general, which is a mission he needs to undertake since he was born.It was a great feeling to be able to experience life in advance this time.

The little comrade picked up a big deal, and happily walked to the toilet with the flat peach in his arms.Before the Pantao meeting, the eldest brother and the little god general introduced to him how amazing the flat peaches are, so he really wants to eat flat peaches to practice at the moment.

"Little brother, wait a minute. Remember, there is too much spiritual power in the flat peach. You can only take a small bite of human immortal scum like you. After refining, you can take a second bite." The little god looked at Little comrade, said lightly.

The little comrade seemed to have been stabbed in the chest. He was the most outstanding genius in the Tianchen Realm for thousands of years. He never thought that he would become a younger brother for a child and be called a scum by the other party.

Thinking of this, the little comrade silently hugged Pantao tightly.With this baby, he will definitely be able to cultivate to be an earth immortal, and be on an equal footing with the little god general.

……

Zhang Hao squatted behind the door, and when he heard the words of the little general, he said to himself: "Let me just say, there is a huge amount of spiritual power in the flat peach, and if you don't have enough strength to eat this thing, if you are not careful, your stomach will burst, and you will explode." Fortunately, I am resourceful, if I eat this flat peach at the flat peach meeting, I am afraid I will make a fool of myself."

He walked slowly to the bed and saw six huge flat peaches neatly arranged on a plate.

All are 9000-year-old flat peaches.

This kind of flat peach, at the flat peach fair, only Daluo Jinxian is eligible to enjoy it, and its value is countless times that of the 3000-year-old flat peach.

"His grandma's... How should I eat this? Comrade Fang Hua's human immortality cultivation base, he can only eat one bite of a flat peach in 3000 years. I ate a lot of fairy fruits a while ago, but my strength is probably about the same as him. In the past 9000 years Flat peaches, don’t know how to fry them after just one bite.”

Zhang Hao muttered to himself, grabbed a flat peach, and didn't dare to say anything for a while.

"Damn it, starve the cowardly to death if you are brave... I will try a small bite." Zhang Hao made up his mind, and lightly took a small bite of the flat peach.

A sweet, delicious and refreshing smell spread all over his body, and the peach flesh seemed to melt in Zhang Hao's mouth, and then flowed into his stomach.

"Holy shit, this flat peach is so delicious!" Zhang Hao had never eaten such a delicious fruit, and he was so excited that he didn't want it, but he didn't dare to take another bite.

"Wait for a while, just wait for a while, if there's no problem, I'll take a big bite." Zhang Hao gulped, just like the little comrades before, except that he was the only one in Tiandi Palace, and he wasn't afraid of making a fool of himself at all.

A warm current filled Zhang Hao's whole body, and he felt his body became much lighter.

"Well, my strength is indeed much stronger. I feel that I am very good. But I don't seem to have any feeling of being overwhelmed at all, so I will take another bite." Feeling that there is no problem, Zhang Hao took a big bite decisively.

"Hahahahaha!"

Zhang Hao took one bite after another, just like eating Xuanmai, he couldn't stop at all.Not long after, a 9000-year-old flat peach the size of a washbasin was killed by him.

"Damn it, I've finished eating such a big peach. Hey, why don't I feel like I've stretched it?"

Zhang Hao's face was confused, it is possible that the little god is lying to the little comrade.Impossible, the little god will treat his little brother very well, and will definitely not deceive the little comrade.

The flat peach is worthy of being a treasure. After eating it, Zhang Hao woke up completely, he was no longer drunk, and his mind was spinning quickly.

"I probably understand that this body belongs to the former Emperor of Heaven. The quality is guaranteed. The quality is not even inferior to that of a saint. No matter how many flat peaches there are, it won't last." After thinking for a long time, Zhang Hao guessed the truth.

"One flat peach should make me reach the level of a golden fairy. Now there are five 9000-year-old flat peaches. I don't know if they can make me reach the golden fairy of Daluo. If I can, then I can become a serf and sing. I want to be a fairy. superior……"

Zhang Hao looked at the other flat peaches, almost drooling.

He knew that earth-shaking changes had taken place in his body, from a mortal to an old monster of a golden fairy... But these are not important at all to foodies.These five flat peaches are the most important!

Zhang Hao, a hungry tiger, rushed to eat, grabbed a flat peach and continued to "baji baji", and then pounced on another one after killing it.

Soon, he wiped out all six of the top flat peaches.

"Hey... flat peaches are so delicious. It's a pity that if you want to eat them again, you have to wait 3000 years." Zhang Hao burped, and the aroma was overflowing.

"I should have reached the peak of the Golden Immortal now, and I was only a little short of being able to become the Great Principle Golden Immortal. It seems that the Great Principle Golden Immortal is really not that easy." Zhang Hao reached the level of the Golden Immortal, and he could check his own cultivation by looking inside, and quickly came to a conclusion , "It is said in the heavenly book that if you want to become a Da Luo Jinxian, you must practice a Da Luo-level spell. It seems that I have to practice devouring Dafa."

"Idiot!!" At this moment, a voice rang in Zhang Hao's ear.

"Damn it, get out of here, that lifeless thing!" Zhang Hao jumped up suddenly, looking around, as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

With his current cultivation at the peak of the Golden Immortal, he failed to find this person. It seems that the person who came here is very advanced!

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