Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven
Chapter 23
Chapter 23
The two pieces of information left by Haotian Jing happen to be two kinds of exercises.
The first kind of exercise is of course the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, the only self-respecting exercise dedicated to the emperor of heaven, which will be referred to as the Tianzun exercise from now on.
Tianzun Gong is all-encompassing, and it seems to be much better than Devouring Dafa Niu. Zhang Hao nodded and said: "Haotianjing didn't lie to me this time. He didn't tell me Tianzun Gong last time. Apart from rushing to heal his wounds, he might still dislike me. Not strong enough."
The second kind of exercise is called Kunpeng Disillusionment Jue, which is a secret technique created by the demon master Kunpeng. It has various wonderful functions such as transformation and escape.
"Fuck, this secret skill is amazing. Incarnate Kunpeng's real body and sweep the nine heavens and ten places. With a flick of the buttocks, he can reach 100 million miles away. This is much better than Monkey King's Eighty-nine Xuangong and somersaulting clouds. It seems that Da Luo Jinxian and Da Luo Jinxian Between, the difference is not 01:30."
Zhang Hao casually browsed through it, and was extremely shocked in his heart. With Tianzun Gong and Kunpeng Disillusionment Art, he will be able to walk sideways in the true sense in the Heavenly Court in the future.
"Well, these two exercises are very good, especially the Tianzun exercise. It must be a waste of time to practice. I will practice the Kunpeng Disillusionment Art for a few days first, and then I will suppress the group of gods at the horse racing meeting." Zhang Hao muttered to himself. Speaking, ready to practice Kunpeng Disillusionment Jue.
Horse racing is a sport that Zhang Hao likes very much, especially the fairy horse racing that he has never experienced before. How could he give up this opportunity for self-cultivation.
Immortals sometimes practice for hundreds of thousands of years. Zhang Hao was worried that he would become addicted to cultivation and miss the horse racing meeting, so he greeted the little god general in advance.
If the horse racing meeting starts, let the little god general come in and wake him up before he comes out of the Tiandi Palace.
Little God nodded heavily and accepted this glorious and arduous task.
"There are four people in the Heavenly Emperor Palace. The Lord Heavenly Emperor is playing in seclusion, the master rolling the curtain is retreating and attacking, and the younger brother Fang Hua is closing the toilet to refine flat peaches... Eh, am I the only one who has nothing to do?" The little god general looked around and fell into a trap At a loss.
With his cultivation base, eating the lowest-level flat peaches is naturally considered a great tonic, but he doesn't need to retreat to refine his spiritual power, which is really embarrassing.
The little god will be eccentric, but he rarely has such an opportunity to think about life, so he squats at the gate of the Tiandi Palace, falling into wild imagination.
Time is like water, time is like a shuttle.
In a blink of an eye, three days passed.
The little god will squat into a statue at the gate of Tiandi Palace until he sees a person riding a bicycle from a distance.
The biggest code in the industry of "rolling shutter general" is to be loyal to duty!Even if Little God General is thinking about life, he will not forget his mission.
"So it's the God of Night Tour, why are you free to come to Tiandi Palace?" the little god general recognized the person and asked with a smile.
On top of the wooden tricycle, stepped down a handsome man. He was dressed in black, with long hair dancing in the wind. He was handsome like a fairy.
He wears a high crown, holds a jade belt in his left hand and a writing brush in his right hand.
The sleeves of the clothes are fluttering and graceful.
It is the night wandering god who is 360 days a year and nights without rest.
Since Riyoushen resigned, he couldn't even rest during the day.
Ye Youshen's handsome and flawless face showed a trace of tiredness, but facing the cute little general, he managed to squeeze out a smile and said, "Xiao Yu, I wonder if the Emperor of Heaven is in the room?"
"Pfft!" Little God General laughed out loud when he heard Ye Youshen's speech, there was no way, it happened every time.
Seeing that Ye Youshen's eyebrows were slightly raised, the little god general replied: "Master Tiandi has been practicing magic skills recently, and he hasn't left the test yet. He told me before that he will be awakened after the horse racing meeting."
"That's it... I wonder if Xiaoyu can inform me. I have something important to report to the Emperor of Heaven!" Ye Youshen was very handsome, and generally speaking, it was difficult for even a man to refuse.
However, the little god general is just a child, he shook his head resolutely: "No, if I disturb Lord Tiandi, he will introduce my wife again."
Ye Youshen frowned, looking very tired, and said in a low voice: "Little fish, don't worry, after hearing about this incident, Lord Tiandi will definitely not find you a wife!"
"No." The little god general shook his head, very principled, loyalty to duty is the first criterion of the noble profession of general rolling shutter, as the legal heir of general shutter shutter, little god general has set a perfect example.
"You..." Ye Youshen frowned, really speechless.
If it weren't for the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, and if he didn't beat children, he still wouldn't dare to do anything... His strength is only at the level of the early-stage Earth Immortal, and the little general who ate the flat peach is a proper Earth Immortal peak, The little fist is powerful.
"Xiaoyu, if you pass it on for me, I'll sing it to you, how about it?" Ye Youshen frowned, trying to force out a smile.
It's really hard for one person to take a class of two people and have to sing for others!
"Don't, don't, don't!!!" The little god general said three bad words in a row, turned his head and ran towards the gate of Tiandi Palace, "As long as you don't sing, I will help you wake up Lord Tiandi!"
The running posture of the little god is a bit strange, and he almost fell down on the flat ground a few times, quite a feeling of running for his life!
"Lord Heavenly Emperor, help me!"
Sure enough, the moment the little god pushed open the door, he shouted these words loudly.He didn't seem to be running for his life, but he was really running for his life.
There are rumors in the heavenly court that the night wandering god sings, terrible!
Ye Youshen raised his bangs gracefully, with a face as lonely as snow.You must know how difficult it is to work hard in the Heavenly Court. It is not easy for this ultimate move of mine to be famous in the Nine Heavens.
……
Hearing the little general's call for help, Zhang Hao stood up with a kick.presumptuous!Who dares to kill the next rolling shutter general in the Tiandi Palace, it is simply too embarrassing!
"Who dares to be so daring! He even hit the Heavenly Emperor Palace.?" He opened his eyes suddenly, the divine light in them was shining brightly, and his whole body was full of domineering aura.
Zhang Hao originally thought that Kunpeng Disillusionment Jue was difficult to practice, but he just practiced it casually, and he mastered seven or eight.
Before the horse racing meeting started, he practiced Tianzun Gong again.Well, this thing is a bit difficult, and I only practiced it to [-] to [-]%.
But with these things, it's no problem to hang and beat ordinary Da Luo Jinxian.Brother Hao is not afraid of anyone who comes to make trouble.
"No, no, it's Ye Youshen who wants to sing!" The little god general quickly waved his hands, "My lord, go out and stop him, otherwise our lives will be lost."
aha?According to legend, the night god at the bottom of the heaven can kill himself even by singing?Zhang Hao was a little curious when he saw the behavior of the little general.
Could it be that this night wandering god knows some amazing sound killing skills, which can kill people by leapfrogging?That's good, he can be promoted at that time.
(End of this chapter)
The two pieces of information left by Haotian Jing happen to be two kinds of exercises.
The first kind of exercise is of course the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, the only self-respecting exercise dedicated to the emperor of heaven, which will be referred to as the Tianzun exercise from now on.
Tianzun Gong is all-encompassing, and it seems to be much better than Devouring Dafa Niu. Zhang Hao nodded and said: "Haotianjing didn't lie to me this time. He didn't tell me Tianzun Gong last time. Apart from rushing to heal his wounds, he might still dislike me. Not strong enough."
The second kind of exercise is called Kunpeng Disillusionment Jue, which is a secret technique created by the demon master Kunpeng. It has various wonderful functions such as transformation and escape.
"Fuck, this secret skill is amazing. Incarnate Kunpeng's real body and sweep the nine heavens and ten places. With a flick of the buttocks, he can reach 100 million miles away. This is much better than Monkey King's Eighty-nine Xuangong and somersaulting clouds. It seems that Da Luo Jinxian and Da Luo Jinxian Between, the difference is not 01:30."
Zhang Hao casually browsed through it, and was extremely shocked in his heart. With Tianzun Gong and Kunpeng Disillusionment Art, he will be able to walk sideways in the true sense in the Heavenly Court in the future.
"Well, these two exercises are very good, especially the Tianzun exercise. It must be a waste of time to practice. I will practice the Kunpeng Disillusionment Art for a few days first, and then I will suppress the group of gods at the horse racing meeting." Zhang Hao muttered to himself. Speaking, ready to practice Kunpeng Disillusionment Jue.
Horse racing is a sport that Zhang Hao likes very much, especially the fairy horse racing that he has never experienced before. How could he give up this opportunity for self-cultivation.
Immortals sometimes practice for hundreds of thousands of years. Zhang Hao was worried that he would become addicted to cultivation and miss the horse racing meeting, so he greeted the little god general in advance.
If the horse racing meeting starts, let the little god general come in and wake him up before he comes out of the Tiandi Palace.
Little God nodded heavily and accepted this glorious and arduous task.
"There are four people in the Heavenly Emperor Palace. The Lord Heavenly Emperor is playing in seclusion, the master rolling the curtain is retreating and attacking, and the younger brother Fang Hua is closing the toilet to refine flat peaches... Eh, am I the only one who has nothing to do?" The little god general looked around and fell into a trap At a loss.
With his cultivation base, eating the lowest-level flat peaches is naturally considered a great tonic, but he doesn't need to retreat to refine his spiritual power, which is really embarrassing.
The little god will be eccentric, but he rarely has such an opportunity to think about life, so he squats at the gate of the Tiandi Palace, falling into wild imagination.
Time is like water, time is like a shuttle.
In a blink of an eye, three days passed.
The little god will squat into a statue at the gate of Tiandi Palace until he sees a person riding a bicycle from a distance.
The biggest code in the industry of "rolling shutter general" is to be loyal to duty!Even if Little God General is thinking about life, he will not forget his mission.
"So it's the God of Night Tour, why are you free to come to Tiandi Palace?" the little god general recognized the person and asked with a smile.
On top of the wooden tricycle, stepped down a handsome man. He was dressed in black, with long hair dancing in the wind. He was handsome like a fairy.
He wears a high crown, holds a jade belt in his left hand and a writing brush in his right hand.
The sleeves of the clothes are fluttering and graceful.
It is the night wandering god who is 360 days a year and nights without rest.
Since Riyoushen resigned, he couldn't even rest during the day.
Ye Youshen's handsome and flawless face showed a trace of tiredness, but facing the cute little general, he managed to squeeze out a smile and said, "Xiao Yu, I wonder if the Emperor of Heaven is in the room?"
"Pfft!" Little God General laughed out loud when he heard Ye Youshen's speech, there was no way, it happened every time.
Seeing that Ye Youshen's eyebrows were slightly raised, the little god general replied: "Master Tiandi has been practicing magic skills recently, and he hasn't left the test yet. He told me before that he will be awakened after the horse racing meeting."
"That's it... I wonder if Xiaoyu can inform me. I have something important to report to the Emperor of Heaven!" Ye Youshen was very handsome, and generally speaking, it was difficult for even a man to refuse.
However, the little god general is just a child, he shook his head resolutely: "No, if I disturb Lord Tiandi, he will introduce my wife again."
Ye Youshen frowned, looking very tired, and said in a low voice: "Little fish, don't worry, after hearing about this incident, Lord Tiandi will definitely not find you a wife!"
"No." The little god general shook his head, very principled, loyalty to duty is the first criterion of the noble profession of general rolling shutter, as the legal heir of general shutter shutter, little god general has set a perfect example.
"You..." Ye Youshen frowned, really speechless.
If it weren't for the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, and if he didn't beat children, he still wouldn't dare to do anything... His strength is only at the level of the early-stage Earth Immortal, and the little general who ate the flat peach is a proper Earth Immortal peak, The little fist is powerful.
"Xiaoyu, if you pass it on for me, I'll sing it to you, how about it?" Ye Youshen frowned, trying to force out a smile.
It's really hard for one person to take a class of two people and have to sing for others!
"Don't, don't, don't!!!" The little god general said three bad words in a row, turned his head and ran towards the gate of Tiandi Palace, "As long as you don't sing, I will help you wake up Lord Tiandi!"
The running posture of the little god is a bit strange, and he almost fell down on the flat ground a few times, quite a feeling of running for his life!
"Lord Heavenly Emperor, help me!"
Sure enough, the moment the little god pushed open the door, he shouted these words loudly.He didn't seem to be running for his life, but he was really running for his life.
There are rumors in the heavenly court that the night wandering god sings, terrible!
Ye Youshen raised his bangs gracefully, with a face as lonely as snow.You must know how difficult it is to work hard in the Heavenly Court. It is not easy for this ultimate move of mine to be famous in the Nine Heavens.
……
Hearing the little general's call for help, Zhang Hao stood up with a kick.presumptuous!Who dares to kill the next rolling shutter general in the Tiandi Palace, it is simply too embarrassing!
"Who dares to be so daring! He even hit the Heavenly Emperor Palace.?" He opened his eyes suddenly, the divine light in them was shining brightly, and his whole body was full of domineering aura.
Zhang Hao originally thought that Kunpeng Disillusionment Jue was difficult to practice, but he just practiced it casually, and he mastered seven or eight.
Before the horse racing meeting started, he practiced Tianzun Gong again.Well, this thing is a bit difficult, and I only practiced it to [-] to [-]%.
But with these things, it's no problem to hang and beat ordinary Da Luo Jinxian.Brother Hao is not afraid of anyone who comes to make trouble.
"No, no, it's Ye Youshen who wants to sing!" The little god general quickly waved his hands, "My lord, go out and stop him, otherwise our lives will be lost."
aha?According to legend, the night god at the bottom of the heaven can kill himself even by singing?Zhang Hao was a little curious when he saw the behavior of the little general.
Could it be that this night wandering god knows some amazing sound killing skills, which can kill people by leapfrogging?That's good, he can be promoted at that time.
(End of this chapter)
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