Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 25 A mere earthworm dares to call itself my seat in front of me!
The Heavenly Sword Sect bowed their heads up and down, whether it was Fang Han, the head teacher, or the soy sauce servant in Tianjian Mountain, they all showed expressions of willingness to offer chrysanthemums for the ancestors.

Zhang San smiled slightly, showing his superior demeanor, and his favorability with everyone in Tianjianmen soared...it was too much face.

Many monks in Tianchen Realm also recognized Zhang San, and most of them bowed down to Zhang San like everyone in Tianjianmen, and even those with a bit of integrity in their own status, bowed and clasped their fists to show respect.

Zhang San's affection for the cultivators of the Tianchen Realm rose sharply.

On the other hand, the group of bird people in Tianfeng Realm, from the moment Zhang San appeared, all the bird people remained on high alert.

The wings of each birdman exude a strong light, which is a unique cultivation method in the Tianfeng Realm. The brighter the wings, the higher the cultivation level.

Zhang San's character is somewhat different from Zhang Hao's, but his mind is the same, so he immediately understands that these bird people are full of hostility towards him.

There is no harm if there is no comparison, and his favor for the Birdman Gate of the Tianfeng Realm has plummeted.

Everyone present can naturally see the change of Zhang San's children's shoes attitude towards both sides. The aura on the top of Tianjian Mountain has begun to change. It is warm and ice-piercing at the same time!
The monks of Tianchen Realm were overjoyed, Sword Saint Fang Hua, no, with the return of Sword Fairy Fang Hua, Tianchen Realm would definitely win the final victory, and all the evil spirits from outside the territory would be sent back to their hometowns.

The birds were heartbroken. They had gone through a lot of hard work, and they were about to win. They didn't expect that the other party had a hard idea, and the aura of this hard idea was extremely strong, as if it was the kind of ascension that successfully crossed the catastrophe. Or, I have a rub, how to fight!
"Master, Fourth Junior Brother and Sixth Junior Brother died under the wings of that evil spirit from outside the territory. You must avenge them!" Fang Han finally regained some strength, stood up, and complained to Zhang Sansheng, who was leading the opposite party, with tears. people.

Zhang San nodded slightly, but did not speak yet.

The bird man on the opposite side couldn't bear it at all at the moment, and said angrily: "Hmph, you group of extraterritorial demons created such a space channel for the purpose of invading our Tianfeng Realm? I didn't expect to beat you up now, don't think that you are here! A powerful helper, we will be afraid of you!"

He paused, and said in a bitter voice: "In the Tianfeng Realm, there are only standing dead people, no kneeling slaves!"

"You can only die standing up, not live on your knees!"

"You can only die standing up, not live on your knees!"

All the birdmen present waved their arms in response to the words of the leader birdman.

Most of the birds were looking at Zhang San. They knew that the only thing that could change the situation of the battle was this mysterious little boy who appeared at the end.

To their disappointment, the mysterious little boy still didn't say a word, just looked up at the big hole in the sky.

Zhang San didn't respond, and all the monks in the Tianchen Realm couldn't help it.

This group of birdmen came to the door, and now they actually say that they made the big hole. This is really shameless.

Moreover, with Zhang San, the treasure of the mountain, the cultivators of the Tianchen Realm had their backing, and they were no longer afraid that the birds would dare to do anything wrong, and they all started yelling.

Quarrels are basically born in nature.

Whether it's a vagrant begging on the street corner, or a high-ranking headmaster, when they can't solve it with their hands, they always like to use their mouths to vent their anger.

The birds can beat the monks of the Tianchen Realm in fists and kicks, and they are also not to be outdone in the scolding rack.

It's just that the cultures and customs of the two worlds are different. Many dialects that I think are cool to swear, but the other party can't understand them.

Seeing that the quarrel could not gain the upper hand, Fang Han stepped forward again, ready to ask his respected Master to uphold justice.

Unexpectedly, Zhang San made a strange pose. He took out a toothpick from nowhere and put it in his mouth. With his left hand on his hips and his right hand pointing at the big hole in the sky, he cursed: "You were short of calcium when you were young, and you lacked love when you grew up. Grandma doesn’t hurt, uncle doesn’t love. The left cheek needs twitching, and the right cheek needs kicking. Donkeys see donkeys kicking, pigs see pigs stepping on them. People who are born belong to cucumbers, so don’t beat them! Those who belong to walnuts, don’t beat them! , I owe kick! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, and I owe you a twist! You say you, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice knives, and you practice swords. You are not a sword fairy, if you don’t give you a sword god, you have to be a swordsman! Really, why bother?! Because of this, scientific principles; not only, but also, I am your father. Handsome, suave and suave, everyone loves you, flowers bloom when you see them, you must be the best of scum, the best of beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that you don't look like a pig! Now put Throw you in the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into the black hole, the black hole can explode by itself! It’s almost the holidays, I’ll give you a couplet: The first couplet: Trees don’t need bark, they’re sure to die! The second couplet: People don’t Face, the world is invincible! Horizontal comment: Human beings are invincible! A slap can slap you to the wall and you can’t be buckled! You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, it is God who lost his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, he looks rich, looks like the front line, his pee is bifurcated, hurry up and get it fixed!! People are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap for a knife, Live to waste air, die to waste land!"

After talking a lot in one breath, even the toothpick flew off, Zhang San still couldn't get enough of it, and said, "Little bastard, don't get out!"

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The birds of the Tianfeng Realm and the monks of the Tianchen Realm were stunned.

"Why did this aloof and strong man in a white robe and stepping on auspicious clouds suddenly become so funny?" the birds in the Tianfeng Realm monologue.

The monks of Tianchen Realm, especially the disciples of Tianjian Sect headed by Fang Han, looked at Zhang San's children's shoes, as if they had really beeped a dog. The genius in their memory was not like this at all!And more importantly, he actually pointed at the big hole and asked people to come out. Didn't you see that the bird people were on the opposite side? !Could it be that when the ancestor was crossing the tribulation, his brain was smashed by the thunder calamity?

The little comrade who was far away in the toilet of Tiandi Palace vaguely felt that someone was speaking ill of him.

"Hmph, I didn't expect someone to find me!"

Just when everyone thought that Zhang San's children's shoes were sick, there was a sound like a mountain roar and a tsunami from the big hole in the sky.

Then, a huge bug emerged from the void.This worm looks like a huge earthworm, hundreds of feet long, and it looks like a horizontal mountain peak in the air.

Everyone stayed like a dog again, and the development of the situation seemed to have changed.

Zhang San's children's shoes looked as lonely as snow, and said coldly: "A mere earthworm dares to call itself my seat in front of me!"

PS: Ah, finally signed a contract!Because the National Day was delayed for 30 days, the number of words in this book was so many, and it was not on the signing list... So, in order to hit the list!

Dear children's shoes, please support me with recommendation tickets... Well, just do what you can.

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