Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 28 Stupid god Xinfeng, stupid dog!
The two second generations of immortals are at war, and they are about to start fighting.

The staff of Tianma Supervisor were as anxious as ants on a hot pot, but no one dared to stop them.Most of them are human immortals, and the boss, Bi Mawen, is also an immortal. To persuade a fight is to light a lantern in the toilet-looking for shit!
"Cut, it's been so long, don't hurry up." Chun Tianma didn't give any face, and started to complain.

"That's right, let's fight quickly." The Tianmas booed one after another, they are all treasures registered in the heavenly court, and these second-generation immortals don't take them seriously at all.

Bi Mawen was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, and quickly asked people to stop the pegasus from booing.

"What's your name? Since we've all taken a fancy to this Pegasus horse, why don't we try it out? It's not that I'm afraid of you, and the horse race is about to start. If I miss it, I will be very sorry." Xue Yingfeng knew This group of heavenly horses and cows are very competitive, and they can only vent on their opponents.

"What are you, you want to know the name of my Great God Xinfeng." The purple-robed man raised his head proudly, "Tell me, no matter what you compare me to, I will easily defeat you."

"...Damn it, isn't this Xinfeng brainless?" Zhang Hao felt a little speechless after watching the play, and he felt a little ashamed that Emperor Donghua had something to do with him in some aspects.

When had Xue Yingfeng been scolded like this before, her face darkened and she was about to explode.But his control was excellent, he resisted the urge to hit someone and smiled and said: "So it's brother Xinfeng, it's very simple, let's start from Tianma prison, rush to Kunlun Mountain and then return to Tianma prison, how about a speed test?"

"Small idea, let's see how I hang and beat you scum." Xinfeng Niubi was about to fly, and he appeared thousands of feet away with a twist of his buttocks, "Boy, you can't catch up with me at all."

Soon, Xinfeng's figure disappeared into the distance...In an instant, the shadow was gone.

Xue Yingfeng didn't get up at all, he cupped his fists at Chun Tianma and said: "Brother Tianma, let's set off now."

"Ah, don't you want to compete with him?" Chun Tianma was stunned, the routines in the countryside are deep, I'm going to the city!

"The horse racing meeting is about to start, and we have no time to delay. Brother Tianma, you have also seen, can a guy like him, who has no brains, get a good ranking in the racetrack? If Brother Tianma is not willing to go with me, then I will I can only make a second choice." Xue Yingfeng said indifferently.

Chun Tianma thought for a while, nodded and said: "That guy does have some brain problems, I'd better go with you."

Zhang Hao was thoughtful. He originally thought that the two second generations of immortals would fight, but he didn't expect it to end in such a dramatic way.

That guy named Xinfeng is indeed a bit brain-dead.

But this Xue Yingfeng is too charming.

In a few words, he could see that Xinfeng was mentally retarded, and played with the other party between applause.And put on a gentle appearance, saying that he would not force Chun Tianma, but secretly flattered Chun Tianma, making him leave him willingly.

"Forget it, even the city is a small role, and it has something to do with me. The horse racing meeting is more important and I have to go there." Zhang Hao saw that the rolling shutter general had chosen his mount, he stood up and clapped his hands, leading Going to Kunlun Mountain with the roller blind.

……

The Jiuqu Yellow River Array is located in a canyon in Kunlun Mountains.Speaking of why this grand formation appeared in Kunlun Mountain, Zhang Hao only found out after checking the heavenly scriptures.

During the second catastrophe, King Zhou's army retreated steadily under the hands of the great gods invited by Jiang Ziya, and was about to be beaten to the imperial capital Chaoge.

Shen Gongbao, the dog-headed military strategist, invited the great god Zhao Gongming. Zhao Gongming showed great power, and the opponent was helpless to fight back.

Unexpectedly, Sanxian Luya passed by the battlefield, casually used the seven arrows with nail heads, and killed Zhao Gongming without any effort.

This kind of behavior angered Zhao Gongming's younger sister, Yunxiao Dashen and the other two younger sisters.

The girl Yunxiao has a high cultivation base and a bad temper. She came to the battlefield and set up this nine-curved Yellow River formation.Three times, five times and two times, all twelve golden immortals were captured, thrown into the Jiuqu Yellow River formation, the three flowers on the top were cut off, and the five spirits in their chests were removed. All the great gods were beaten into cripples.

Even that unfathomable Lu Ya was almost caught, and had no choice but to run away crazily.

Many hidden gods couldn't sit still anymore, and ran out to intercede with her.

Unexpectedly, Miss Yunxiao has such a bad temper that she won't give anyone face.

Jiang Ziya had no choice but to go to Kunlun Mountain to ask Yuan Shi Tianzun to help him.

Yuanshi Tianzun broke through the Jiuqu Yellow River formation and rescued his apprentice, but he couldn't do anything to Miss Yunxiao.This group of apprentices can't beat others, and it's a bit of a violation of the rules to rescue them by themselves.

Taishang Laojun stood up and said, "Yunxiao, I can help you resurrect your elder brother, and I will be a God of Wealth in the Heavenly Court from now on. The catastrophe of the heavens is no small matter, so you should not participate in it, so as not to disrupt the layout of the heavens."

Miss Yunxiao was also angry, her eldest brother was resurrected, and the two saints couldn't help but give her face, so she nodded and went home.

Naturally, the Nine-Twisting Yellow River Formation could not be left on the battlefield. Yuanshi Tianzun waved his sleeves and placed it on Kunlun Mountain.

……

"The girl Yunxiao is really powerful in fighting. I am afraid that even the Tathagata Buddha and Zhen Yuanzi may not be able to take her down. As for the other Daluo Jinxians, they are far behind."

Zhang Hao muttered to himself, and rode the Yuebai dragon horse to the top of the canyon.

I saw that the canyon was surrounded by immortals, men and women, demons and ghosts.Especially the beautifully dressed fairies are particularly eye-catching.

"My lord, the Emperor of Heaven."

All the immortals saluted one after another, with happy smiles on their faces.They were honored to participate in the first horse racing meeting in Tianting, and they were so happy.

Some of those bastards who can't get out of retreat have regretted it. If they brag together in the future, they won't have the capital.

Zhang Hao responded with a smile, and was about to nod to Taibai Jinxing to announce the start of the horse racing meeting, but suddenly found an interesting thing in the corner.

"Master, don't abandon Erha! I want to accompany you to the horse race too, so I'll be your mount, okay!" Qin Erha tightly hugged Erlangshen's thigh.

Erlangshen is taciturn. In Zhang Hao's words, this kind of behavior is that of autistic children who need a woman's warm embrace to resolve their knots.

Of course, this kind of image is a high-cold male god in the hearts of many fairies, and they can't wait to agree with each other.

"Let go! This is a horse racing meeting, not a dog racing meeting!" Even if he was as cold as Erlang Shen, when he met such a stupid dog, his forehead would bulge with veins and he would be furious.

In front of so many immortals, Erlangshen, a child with autism, did not dare to make any noise, so his voice was extremely low.

Qin Erha burst into tears, but did not let go.

At this moment, Stupid Dog noticed Zhang Hao's arrival, and hurriedly asked: "Master Tiandi, I am Qin Erha, the supervisor of Tiangou, and I want to accompany the master to participate in the horse racing meeting. Please approve, Lord Tiandi!"

(End of this chapter)