Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 31 Grilled Chicken Wings, So Delicious!

Chapter 31 Grilled Chicken Wings, So Delicious!

Monkey King was very embarrassed, he didn't expect Somersault Cloud to be so irresponsible, and he dozed off like himself!
He kicked somersault cloud violently, awakening it from sleep, and said to little Jinpeng while kicking it: "I'm sorry, somersault cloud accidentally fell asleep and killed your father. Tell me, you How do you want it to compensate you?"

This car accident was entirely due to Somersault Yun dozing off, and had nothing to do with him, the majestic Monkey King.

"This kind of bewitching technique is trying to deceive my dignified young master of the Jinpeng clan. It's a joke." Little Jinpeng snorted. He had already picked up his father's two halves of the body and carried it on his back.

Somersault Cloud was kicked wildly by Monkey King, and woke up early; it pretended to wake up slowly, just to avoid Monkey King's punishment.Hearing Xiao Jinpeng's words, he couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, you still dare to laugh after hitting someone to death, don't even think about leaving today!" Xiao Jinpeng saw many Jinpeng coming from all directions, his confidence doubled, and his tone of speech to Monkey King became much tougher.

"Somersault Cloud, you caused trouble yourself, and you solved it yourself." Sun Wukong summoned the Pegasus Chihuo from nowhere, rode it to the side, and acted as the hands-free shopkeeper.

"Ahem, Great Sage, you can't leave me alone. There are a few golden fairies in this group of big birds, how can I be an opponent?" Somersaulting Cloud turned into a human form, with a bitter expression on his face, if he had known it, he would not have slept and raced up.

"Huh?" Little Jinpeng and Jinpeng who just arrived were confused, they had never seen a cloud that could transform.

Generally speaking, it is much easier for monsters, beasts and humans to cultivate into immortals... while dead things like flowers, trees, stones and clouds are a hundred times more difficult.

This white cloud is not simple.

"Pengpeng, what's going on?" An old Jinpeng looked at Monkey King and Somersault Yun with a murderous look on his face.Peng Lei's eyes are very good, they have seen the body of the big Jinpeng on the back of the little Jinpeng a long time ago.

"Grandpa, it's like this... woo woo woo, they killed my father." Xiao Jinpeng now also knows that somersaulting clouds are not Monkey King's bewitching technique, but indeed white cloud monsters in form.

"It has nothing to do with me, it was the one that killed your father while sleeping!" Upon hearing this, Monkey King quickly waved his hand to deny it, and he will not take the blame.

"Well, Great Sage, what you said is not unreasonable... However, the reason why I fell asleep while on the road is entirely because you guys had too much fun last night, which made me too sleepy today." Somersault Cloud has lived for such a long time , I have seen all kinds of gods, and my kung fu to shirk responsibility is also very good.

"Shut up!" The leader, Old Jinpeng, shouted loudly. He just lost his proud son, and the Jinpeng clan lost an outstanding leader. The two culprits didn't know how to repent, and they were still talking nonsense.

When everyone was arguing, several immortals galloped past not far away on a celestial horse. When they saw Monkey King, they hurriedly greeted him.

"My lord, do you still want to eat grilled chicken wings after participating in the competition? Be careful not to be overtaken by us."

"Great Sage, it was agreed last night. If I win, you can help me intercede with Fairy Yuzhu. When we form a fairy couple, my son will be your godson."

"Great Sage, you drank too much last night, and you agreed to my request." A golden-armored god grinned wildly, "You said that as long as I surpass you, you will go to Guanghan Palace to chop 100-year-old laurel trees for me."

This golden armor god is naturally Wu Gang, the tree feller of Guanghan Palace.Although he is a golden fairy, he made a big mistake ten thousand years ago. He can only cut down trees day and night all year round, and he can't talk to Fairy Chang'e at all.

For this horse racing meeting, as long as you reach Jinxian, you can sign up to participate.Wu Gang was so happy that he signed up right away. Last night he had a drink with Monkey King and the others, and made a bet by the way.

Sun Wukong likes to eat, drink and have fun. The group of gods thought he was killing Jinpeng and used it as roast chicken wings. After saying hello, they left quickly, taking the opportunity to run a little longer.

Sun Wukong's complexion is a bit ugly, he likes to make friends the most.Even after becoming a Buddha, he basically eats, drinks and has fun with the gods in the heavenly court.

Generally speaking, people who like to make friends must save face.

Sun Wukong especially cares about face, if all these people beat him, then he will be ashamed and humiliated.You must not do things that lose face!
The reason why he put away Tianma Chihuo was because he wanted to somersault Yun to run faster, who would have thought that this guy would drive while sleeping and hit the bird to death.

"Well, even if I hit you... then let you hit me again." Monkey King stopped talking nonsense, "If you can't hit me to death, let me go."

Old Jinpeng and many Jinpeng saw a few golden fairies flying by, scared the chrysanthemum tight, thinking it was a rescue called by the monkey from the opposite side.

When they found out that they just said hello to the monkeys and left quickly, they breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't think about why there were so many gods in the grassland on which the sun never sets.

"Hmph, you have a good idea!" Old Jinpeng raised his head and said, the monkey thought he was stupid, and the white cloud was able to knock the big Jinpeng in half, there must be a ghost, so he wouldn't be fooled.

"Then what do you want to do, tell me quickly, my old grandson is in a hurry!" Sun Wukong was completely anxious. If he had changed before, he would have killed the group of Jinpeng at will... Now that he has become a Buddha, he must pay attention to his image.

"Hmph, of course you have to pay your life for your life. If you kill my son, you should pay for his life!" Old Jinpeng burst into tears. His son is the king of Jinpeng, who is many levels higher than the ugly monkey.

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"I was fooled, I was fooled. Xiaobai, we ran a little fast, and we got rid of hundreds of idiots in one fell swoop." Zhang Hao sat on the dragon horse and twisted around, very proud of himself.He likes the sport of horse racing very much. It is the first time to race a Tianma, which feels even more fresh.

Xiaobai didn't like to talk, and after hearing the praise from the Emperor of Heaven, he was very happy, so he speeded up again and rushed forward.

Not long after, Zhang Hao found a lot of big birds blocking his way ahead.Judging from their appearance, they should be the Jinpeng clan recorded in the heavenly book, the king of the wild beast grassland.

"You little birds are worthy of my old grandson's life. Don't be shameless!" At this moment, there was a roar from the big bird flock.

Zhang Hao was taken aback, isn't this the voice of Monkey King, why is he here.

"That's right, you stupid little birds, you dare to talk nonsense. Do you know who you are talking to? This is the famous Monkey King, who is said to have defeated Buddha in battle. You are too courageous." Tianma Chihuo also spoke, and it felt that flattering when necessary would definitely have an unexpected effect.

"It's none of my business, what about the great saints and Buddhas? Anyway, if you kill my son, you will have to pay for your life, otherwise, you won't be able to leave today!" Old Jinpeng shouted loudly, and the Jinpeng who were present flew up with a clatter and flew up to Sun Wukong. Wrapped in the middle.

Zhang Hao grinned and watched another good show.

(End of this chapter)

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