Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 42 The old driver endorses the supercar, oh yeah!
That's right, the magic weapon summoned by Zhang Hao is a crazy, cool and explosive sports car.

The shape of this car is completely designed according to the Lamborghini gountach5000, so it has no friends.

And the inside of the magic weapon of the sports car is the first yin and yang magnetic mountain in the world, Jun Yuli Xiaozhengtai.

"Such a shameful appearance, I refuse!" Jun Yuli fully expressed his dissatisfaction, this appearance is not as good as a mountain.

"Quiet." Different from the domineering president's breath that the rolling shutter general occasionally erupts, Zhang Hao's domineering breath has penetrated into the bone marrow and evolved into something called "forced breath".

Forced breath, also known as pretending to force breath.

Under this aura, Jun Yuli didn't dare to resist at all, so he could only admit cowardice.

"I'm going, what is this?"

"Longevity, see the treasure!"

"This must be an ancient divine beast. Once I make a move, I will be able to subdue it easily!"

All the immortals were shocked by the appearance of the sports car, as if they had taken medicine, they stepped forward to watch.

Fairy Shutong couldn't pretend to be the beauty of Bingshan, so she asked in surprise, "What kind of monster is this?"

"This is not a monster, but a magic weapon of mine. Although its shape is a bit shocking, it can easily pass this level without anyone in the world." Zhang Hao ignored the group of fairies, opened the car door and acted like a gentleman, and said, "Fairy, please!" boarding."

"Get in the car?" Fairy Shutong said softly when she heard this word for the second time.

"Fairies don't know something. This thing is very luxurious in a certain lower realm. It is called a sports car by mortals, and it is a representative of high-end atmosphere." Zhang Hao explained with a smile that gods have opportunities in the lower realm. The lowest lower realm like the earth, I'm afraid that few people will go there for 10 years, so naturally I don't know what things have been there for hundreds of years.

"I see." Fairy Shu Tong nodded, and got into the only luxury supercar in the heaven.

Zhang Hao closed the car door for her, flashed to another seat, patted the steering wheel and said, "Xiao Li, let's drive!"

Jun Yuli was still a little dissatisfied at first, seeing so many gods looking at his new look with envy, the unhappiness in his heart disappeared long ago, and a puff of smoke rose from his buttocks, and he passed halfway with a chirping sound. No sand.

"Fuck!" Several gods who wanted to snatch the magic weapon were sprayed in the face and shouted loudly, but they couldn't catch up at all.

"Wow, your sports car is really powerful." Fairy Shutong, who is used to being an iceberg, had to give a thumbs up when she saw the sports car moving forward like a flat bottom on the uninhabited sand.

"It's a small thing for it, let alone a desert where a little soil has been diluted, even with such a big lump of soil, it can still run fast." Zhang Hao skillfully pretended to make Xiao Zhengtai feel even more excited. Excited, running faster and faster.

"Hehe." Fairy Shu Tong felt that this was unacceptable, so she could only smile awkwardly.

Soil is the essence of the soil that has existed since the beginning of the world.

This thing can grow on its own and never decay, it is one of the most treasures in the world.

During the first catastrophe of the heavens, the sky was broken by the Lich War, and the saint Nvwa succeeded in mending the sky with colorful stones and breath soil.

Zhang Hao claimed that this sports car for transportation could be compared with Xi Rang, Fairy Shu Tong naturally didn't believe it.

Of course, she also saw that this sports car was not an ordinary treasure. Although the sand was diluted with soil, none of it could stick to the sports car.

"The speed is [-] miles, and the mood is free. I hope the focus is on the Aegean Sea, and the dream of running with all my strength is on the other side... This is [-] miles, [-] yarns." Fairy Shu Tong didn't reply, Zhang Hao naturally didn't He will lick his face to strike up a conversation, and sit in the car and hum a song, "Running with the wind and freedom is the direction, chasing the power of thunder and lightning, filling the vast ocean into my chest, even a small sail can sail far."

Fairy Shu Tong looked bewildered. This young fairy who loves to pretend but is capable can actually sing a good song, which is really unpredictable.

Before the song was finished, the sports car stopped beside the teleportation array.

Fairy Shu Tong got out of the car and said with a smile: "Thank you for your help, otherwise Shu Tong would be very difficult to pass this level."

"When the road is injustice, let out a roar. When it's time to make a move, you don't have to be polite. If you look crooked, I'm not willing to take you. By the way, fairy, my driving skills are very beautiful. Forget it, let's drive." I still can't discuss this technology with you much, if you learn it badly... what will you do if you learn it."

Zhang Hao waved his hand, walked into the teleportation array arrogantly, and kicked the sports car twice by the way: "Little ion, I still can't bear to change back to the original, I will take you to the last level."

"Master, don't speak so vulgarly, there is a beautiful fairy sister here."

The sports car transformed into Xiaozhengtai again. He greeted Fairy Shutong with a smile and said, "Sister Fairy, you are very beautiful. If you are free next time, please sit with me."

"..."

Fairy Shutong was very speechless, both the master and the magic weapon seemed a bit weird.

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Trapped fairy array.

In the last level of the Jiuqu Yellow River formation, those who break the formation must pass the first eight levels in succession before they are eligible to break through the ninth level.

When Zhang Hao came to the ninth level, he couldn't help but nodded when he saw the facilities in the Immortal Trapping Formation.

According to the book of heaven, the full version of the Immortal Trapping Formation is a mess. Even if Da Luo Jinxian enters it, the five qi in the chest of the three flowers on top will be blocked, making it difficult to pass.

The ninth level in front of me is completely different from what is recorded in the Heavenly Book.

The entire Immortal Trapping Array has been completely remodeled, like a huge racetrack, with dozens of tracks, not far from the teleportation array under Zhang Hao's feet is the starting point, and the end point is the exit.

The track looks like a few kilometers, but there are more than a dozen sections wrapped in chaotic atmosphere. Zhang Hao used his spiritual sense to test it, and was absorbed in it all at once.

"Oh my god, this girl Chang'e is very powerful. She compresses the original chaotic atmosphere into a few small levels, and everyone competes fairly. It really is an authentic horse race." Zhang Hao was very satisfied, and once again affirmed Fairy Chang'e.

Horse racing is already known as an aristocratic game on Earth. As an invincible prodigal, Zhang Hao likes horse racing and betting on horses very much.

He was actually quite excited to have the opportunity to race a horse with these gods.

"Hey, master, why didn't that beautiful sister just send it over?" Xiao Zhengtai had a good impression of Fairy Shu Tong and couldn't help asking.

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes and said, "You don't even have full hair, so you just pick up girls like others. Believe it or not, I'll take care of you."

"Master, where are you going? I'm thinking about you. I've been observing the way that beautiful sister looks at you. I'm three points confused, three points curious, and two points adoring. You two are very funny." Xiaozheng Taigang It's not long since he took shape, but his skill in talking nonsense is not bad at all.

"Fart, I call her Fairy Sister in front of her, and Beautiful Sister behind her back. Speaking of which, three points, three points and two points add up to only eight points. How about two points?" Zhang Hao appreciated it. He glanced at Xiao Zhengtai, this little guy is much more sensible than the little god general, maybe he can study and pick up girls in the future.

"There are still two points, the master should not know."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and tell me what those two points are?! Otherwise, I will deal with you."

"Master, with all due respect, the other two eyes are like looking at a fool..."

"Ah!"

(End of this chapter)