Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven
Chapter 54 My Little Brother Ye Liangchen, Zhao Ritian, Scared You to Death!
Chapter 54 My Little Brother Ye Liangchen, Zhao Ritian, Scared You to Death!
"Senior, you and I have no grievances in the past and no enmity in the present, so why bother to speak ill of each other?" Li Motong's face was not angry, and being ridiculed by Long Aotian, no matter how thick-skinned he was and could bear it, he still couldn't restrain the prehistoric desire in his body force.
When Zhang Hao heard this, he nodded, and said: "What you said is also reasonable, I shouldn't say that about you. It's nothing to say that you are short, but your brother-in-law raped you, and you still look arrogant I really can't stand the light cloud and light look."
"Don't bully people too much!" Li Motong couldn't hold back anymore, and roared at Zhang Hao.
Except for a few elders, few people knew about his wife's affair with that illegitimate son.
The guy in front of him named Long Aotian actually knew about this, and even announced it loudly in front of everyone, it's simply too deceptive.
"Too much bullying? I neither hit you on the head nor touched your ass, let alone pissed on your head. How can I bully you? Besides, your wife and your brother are talking about love on the cliff over there. Jumping off a cliff to die in love, why don't you just give them up and give your wife to your brother." Zhang Hao showed a dazed look, and spread his hands to express his innocence.
"Shut up!"
Li Motong yelled loudly, and said in a hateful voice: "Long Aotian, I pity you for your hard-won cultivation, so I don't want to have any grudges with you. I didn't expect you to toast and not eat fine wine. Even if you have a golden immortal cultivation, today You have to leave your life here too."
Zhang Hao blinked his eyes, and said softly: "It's very easy for me to cultivate myself. If I just eat a few fruits, I will become a golden fairy. It's really not easy. I will beat you weak chickens every minute." .Speaking of which, you kid is quite awesome, you guessed my strength casually."
"puff!"
The elders almost vomited blood angrily.
Li Motong almost couldn't catch his breath, what the fuck, he didn't mean to guess Long Aotian's strength at all?
He is a threat!
It means that even if Long Aotian is a golden immortal, he will not be able to escape from Moweizong's territory at all.
Zhang Hao had seen clearly the 36 branch halls of Moweizong for a long time. The entire sect formed a large formation, which could indeed cause harm to Jinxian.But for him, he can't even scratch his itch, so he's nothing to fear compared to pretending.
He acted as if suddenly realized, pointed at Li Motong and said: "Hey, that's not right. Boy, what you said just now was threatening me. Could it be that you still want to attack me? You must know that I am proud to help the world Invincible Universe Wushuang, my little brother Ye Liangchen just won the horse race championship. And my little brother Zhao Ritian, it is even more terrible, he dominates the entire Judgment Elementary School, Li Shashen, King Zhumo, Liu Zhanxian and the three great Luo Jinxians are no match for him. By the way, I almost forgot that my other little brother Chang Caihua, the concept of a girlfriend with long breasts, thighs and long legs was proposed by him. He can let any fairy chat with him about life every day. And I, Long Aotian, Being the leader of the Aotian Gang, how can a weak chicken like you be a threat."
Li Motong was stunned.
The elders looked confused.
They are indeed very good people in Yichongtian, but they are not qualified to go to Jiuchongtian to participate in the horse racing meeting. Naturally, they don't know that a guy named Ye Liangchen defeated many big Luo Jinxians and won the championship of the first Tianting horse racing meeting.
They have never been to the earth, and they don't know how awesome the legendary demon god Zhao Ritian is!That is the existence of pulling up pants when others pee. No one can break the myth of one against three.
As for Laoshizi often picking flowers, that is unheard of.
"Made, you dare to play with me?" Li Motong reacted angrily and yelled.
However, he didn't underestimate Zhang Hao at all, and activated the Moweizong's mountain protection formation with a wave of his hand.
This large formation was personally arranged by the Sect Master of Mowei Sect, which can kill the early stage of Jinxian.
At the same time as the formation was activated, Li Motong and several elders from the late and mid-stage Celestial Immortals rushed towards Zhang Hao together.
Facing this strong man who is likely to be Jinxian, they must go all out.
Zhang Hao rolled his eyes a few times, he had no interest in beating such weak chickens of the celestial level, and was about to suppress them casually, and then left after asking a few questions.
At this moment, he frowned, looked up at the sky, and said with a grin: "Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away, the gift is light and the affection is heavy. A gentleman will not move his mouth, but he will do it when it is time to do it. Nima coins, you can't beat them again." I, still move my hands. I am a big hanger gang, no, I am the proudest gang in the world, so I won’t bully you scumbags. Telling about your cuckold is really good for you A kind of blow, since that's the case, I'll give you a piss."
Li Motong and the elders turned a deaf ear, they knew that Long Aotian's mouth was too poisonous, and they couldn't understand what he was saying, so they simply ignored him and concentrated on attacking.
However, the next moment, reality slapped them hard.
Several people's mana gathered together, and the powerful attack that could kill Jinxian hit Long Aotian, but the opponent didn't react at all.
"Made, I said I'll give you a pee. Why are you so anxious? I have to prepare it. By the way, since you are so impatient, I'll give you a fart first." Zhang Hao saw Li Motong and others Dumbfounded, he turned around, lowered his head, and farted violently.
Under the influence of his mana, this fart is no less than the attack of Jinxian in the middle stage, and it instantly crushed the power of the formation of the 36th branch of Moweizong, blowing Li Motong and others away, embedded it on the wall, and picked it up Can't get it off.
"Now everyone is satisfied." Zhang Hao patted his buttocks and grinned at Li Motong and the others.
The elders were instantly frightened and fainted.
Li Motong's eyes widened, and he realized that he couldn't see the opponent's strength at all. He could instantly kill himself with a single fart, and even blasted the formation of the branch hall into pieces. How incredible!According to legend, Da Luo Jinxian flies flowers like a knife to pick leaves and kills people. Even if he spits, he can survive the heavy rain for three days and three nights. He finally saw it today.
"Okay, you don't have to stare your eyes so big that you look like you've been bullied. I don't like bullying. By the way, I just said I'll give you a pee. You must put it away, or your life will be in danger. " Zhang Hao said a few words to Li Motong, found a jade basin on his desk, and hid in a corner to urinate.
"Here, I'll put it here for you, you must put it away." Zhang Hao put the jade basin, no, the urinal in front of Li Motong, and said a few words earnestly.
After doing all this, Zhang Hao immediately used the Kunpeng Disillusionment Art and left the 36th branch of the Mowei Sect.
Li Motong was at a loss.
Several elders who pretended to be dead woke up, and they were also puzzled. Is this senior named Long Aotian really mentally ill?
……
Just a few seconds after Zhang Hao left, several figures shrouded in black mist appeared at the place where he had just stood.
"Where is Ye Liangchen?" Hei Wu, the leader, looked at Li Motong and the others with an extremely arrogant tone, completely condescending.
(End of this chapter)
"Senior, you and I have no grievances in the past and no enmity in the present, so why bother to speak ill of each other?" Li Motong's face was not angry, and being ridiculed by Long Aotian, no matter how thick-skinned he was and could bear it, he still couldn't restrain the prehistoric desire in his body force.
When Zhang Hao heard this, he nodded, and said: "What you said is also reasonable, I shouldn't say that about you. It's nothing to say that you are short, but your brother-in-law raped you, and you still look arrogant I really can't stand the light cloud and light look."
"Don't bully people too much!" Li Motong couldn't hold back anymore, and roared at Zhang Hao.
Except for a few elders, few people knew about his wife's affair with that illegitimate son.
The guy in front of him named Long Aotian actually knew about this, and even announced it loudly in front of everyone, it's simply too deceptive.
"Too much bullying? I neither hit you on the head nor touched your ass, let alone pissed on your head. How can I bully you? Besides, your wife and your brother are talking about love on the cliff over there. Jumping off a cliff to die in love, why don't you just give them up and give your wife to your brother." Zhang Hao showed a dazed look, and spread his hands to express his innocence.
"Shut up!"
Li Motong yelled loudly, and said in a hateful voice: "Long Aotian, I pity you for your hard-won cultivation, so I don't want to have any grudges with you. I didn't expect you to toast and not eat fine wine. Even if you have a golden immortal cultivation, today You have to leave your life here too."
Zhang Hao blinked his eyes, and said softly: "It's very easy for me to cultivate myself. If I just eat a few fruits, I will become a golden fairy. It's really not easy. I will beat you weak chickens every minute." .Speaking of which, you kid is quite awesome, you guessed my strength casually."
"puff!"
The elders almost vomited blood angrily.
Li Motong almost couldn't catch his breath, what the fuck, he didn't mean to guess Long Aotian's strength at all?
He is a threat!
It means that even if Long Aotian is a golden immortal, he will not be able to escape from Moweizong's territory at all.
Zhang Hao had seen clearly the 36 branch halls of Moweizong for a long time. The entire sect formed a large formation, which could indeed cause harm to Jinxian.But for him, he can't even scratch his itch, so he's nothing to fear compared to pretending.
He acted as if suddenly realized, pointed at Li Motong and said: "Hey, that's not right. Boy, what you said just now was threatening me. Could it be that you still want to attack me? You must know that I am proud to help the world Invincible Universe Wushuang, my little brother Ye Liangchen just won the horse race championship. And my little brother Zhao Ritian, it is even more terrible, he dominates the entire Judgment Elementary School, Li Shashen, King Zhumo, Liu Zhanxian and the three great Luo Jinxians are no match for him. By the way, I almost forgot that my other little brother Chang Caihua, the concept of a girlfriend with long breasts, thighs and long legs was proposed by him. He can let any fairy chat with him about life every day. And I, Long Aotian, Being the leader of the Aotian Gang, how can a weak chicken like you be a threat."
Li Motong was stunned.
The elders looked confused.
They are indeed very good people in Yichongtian, but they are not qualified to go to Jiuchongtian to participate in the horse racing meeting. Naturally, they don't know that a guy named Ye Liangchen defeated many big Luo Jinxians and won the championship of the first Tianting horse racing meeting.
They have never been to the earth, and they don't know how awesome the legendary demon god Zhao Ritian is!That is the existence of pulling up pants when others pee. No one can break the myth of one against three.
As for Laoshizi often picking flowers, that is unheard of.
"Made, you dare to play with me?" Li Motong reacted angrily and yelled.
However, he didn't underestimate Zhang Hao at all, and activated the Moweizong's mountain protection formation with a wave of his hand.
This large formation was personally arranged by the Sect Master of Mowei Sect, which can kill the early stage of Jinxian.
At the same time as the formation was activated, Li Motong and several elders from the late and mid-stage Celestial Immortals rushed towards Zhang Hao together.
Facing this strong man who is likely to be Jinxian, they must go all out.
Zhang Hao rolled his eyes a few times, he had no interest in beating such weak chickens of the celestial level, and was about to suppress them casually, and then left after asking a few questions.
At this moment, he frowned, looked up at the sky, and said with a grin: "Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away, the gift is light and the affection is heavy. A gentleman will not move his mouth, but he will do it when it is time to do it. Nima coins, you can't beat them again." I, still move my hands. I am a big hanger gang, no, I am the proudest gang in the world, so I won’t bully you scumbags. Telling about your cuckold is really good for you A kind of blow, since that's the case, I'll give you a piss."
Li Motong and the elders turned a deaf ear, they knew that Long Aotian's mouth was too poisonous, and they couldn't understand what he was saying, so they simply ignored him and concentrated on attacking.
However, the next moment, reality slapped them hard.
Several people's mana gathered together, and the powerful attack that could kill Jinxian hit Long Aotian, but the opponent didn't react at all.
"Made, I said I'll give you a pee. Why are you so anxious? I have to prepare it. By the way, since you are so impatient, I'll give you a fart first." Zhang Hao saw Li Motong and others Dumbfounded, he turned around, lowered his head, and farted violently.
Under the influence of his mana, this fart is no less than the attack of Jinxian in the middle stage, and it instantly crushed the power of the formation of the 36th branch of Moweizong, blowing Li Motong and others away, embedded it on the wall, and picked it up Can't get it off.
"Now everyone is satisfied." Zhang Hao patted his buttocks and grinned at Li Motong and the others.
The elders were instantly frightened and fainted.
Li Motong's eyes widened, and he realized that he couldn't see the opponent's strength at all. He could instantly kill himself with a single fart, and even blasted the formation of the branch hall into pieces. How incredible!According to legend, Da Luo Jinxian flies flowers like a knife to pick leaves and kills people. Even if he spits, he can survive the heavy rain for three days and three nights. He finally saw it today.
"Okay, you don't have to stare your eyes so big that you look like you've been bullied. I don't like bullying. By the way, I just said I'll give you a pee. You must put it away, or your life will be in danger. " Zhang Hao said a few words to Li Motong, found a jade basin on his desk, and hid in a corner to urinate.
"Here, I'll put it here for you, you must put it away." Zhang Hao put the jade basin, no, the urinal in front of Li Motong, and said a few words earnestly.
After doing all this, Zhang Hao immediately used the Kunpeng Disillusionment Art and left the 36th branch of the Mowei Sect.
Li Motong was at a loss.
Several elders who pretended to be dead woke up, and they were also puzzled. Is this senior named Long Aotian really mentally ill?
……
Just a few seconds after Zhang Hao left, several figures shrouded in black mist appeared at the place where he had just stood.
"Where is Ye Liangchen?" Hei Wu, the leader, looked at Li Motong and the others with an extremely arrogant tone, completely condescending.
(End of this chapter)
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