Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 7 Both Honghaier and Nezha are women? !
The Yuebai dragon horse had no reins. Sensing that the Heavenly Emperor wanted to stand upright, it immediately stood up, then stepped down heavily, and neighed, announcing the arrival of the Heavenly Emperor.

Zhang Hao was about to find a hidden place to take a peek, but Yuebai Longma neighed, which ruined the good thing.He looked down at the dragon horse, wishing he could castrate it.

Yuebai Dragon Ma Juhua tightened, but he didn't know why the Heavenly Emperor suddenly felt resentment towards him.

Taking advantage of this time, Zhang Hao could clearly see the appearance of the two women in Xianhe.The younger one looks quirky, delicate and cute, and looks no more than fifteen or sixteen years old, with twin ponytails; the older one, Tingting Yuli, has a very magnificent chest, which is similar to what Zhang Hao has seen before. Xiangu has everything, she has two delicate dragon horns on her head.

Zhang Hao vaguely guessed their identities.

The two female fairies were disturbed, and quickly put on their clothes using fairy magic, and walked towards Zhang Hao's direction, wanting to see which prodigal son dared to trespass on the forbidden area of ​​Kunlun Mountain.When they got closer, the two immediately felt the great majesty of Zhang Hao and knew each other's identity.

"Dragon Girl under the seat of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of the South China Sea has seen the Heavenly Emperor." The Dragon Girl put her palms together and bowed to Zhang Hao.

"The Bodhisattva and the Queen Mother were waiting for His Majesty in Yaochi, but they didn't know that His Majesty came up the mountain from behind." After she recognized Zhang Hao, she naturally dispelled her doubts, how could the Emperor of Heaven do such a peeping thing.Moreover, when the Queen Mother and the Bodhisattva invited the Heavenly Emperor to meet, the Dragon Girl was also there. It must be that the back mountain is closer to the Yaochi, and the Heavenly Emperor deliberately saved time.

Zhang Hao nodded slightly, and information about Dragon Girl appeared in his mind, and said, "It turned out to be Dragon Girl, but I didn't recognize it at first. So who is this?"

The loli stood beside the dragon girl, and she was also very pretty, eccentric, but each had its own merits.

Hearing Zhang Hao's question, Longnu smiled softly and said, "Returning to Your Majesty, this is Sister Honghaier. Senior brother Shancai was injured in the catastrophe, and Sister Honghaier took his place and accompanied me Buddha."

"I've met Your Majesty." The eccentric Red Boy imitated Longnu and folded her hands together, saluting to Zhang Hao.

Zhang Hao nodded calmly, greeted the two of them, and rode his dragon horse up the mountain.But he couldn't calm down at all, Nima, it doesn't matter if Nezha is a loli, why is this red boy also a loli?

News about Honghai'er emerged from the book of Heaven: the daughter of the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan, nicknamed the Holy Infant King, lives in Huoyun Cave, Kusongjian, Haoshan Mountain, and Honghai'er is her baby name.She uses a zhangba fire pointed spear, her martial arts are extraordinary, and she has practiced in Huoyan Mountain for 300 years, and she has cultivated Samadhi real fire. She breathes fire from her mouth and smoke from her nose. She is very good, and she often fights barefoot with people.When Jin Chanzi traveled to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, Hong Boy heard that eating Tang Monk's meat would give him immortality, so he swept away Tang Monk with a strong wind, and tricked Pig Bajie into capturing him.Sun Wukong was invincible, so he went to Luojia Mountain to invite Guanyin Bodhisattva, and asked the guardian Huian Muzha to borrow the Tiangang knife of Tota King Li Jing, subdued Honghaier, and made him the servant of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and finally became a true fruit.

This introduction is ambiguous and not very detailed, and there is no introduction of strength in the end, so it is naturally not at the level of Da Luo Jinxian.

It's just that this little lolita is very similar to Nezha. The Fire Point Spear and Samadhi Real Fire were originally Nezha's signatures, but this red boy is similar to Nezha.Could it be that the Bull Devil's family has been close to Li Tianwang's family since childhood, and this little loli actually regards Nezha as an idol.

Immediately to meet the Queen Mother and Guanyin, Zhang Hao didn't have the heart to tease the two little beauties, and began to think wildly in his mind.

"I just heard Dragon Girl mentioning the catastrophe. Why do I feel that something is wrong. "Journey to the West" was written by Wu Chengen 500 years ago. In it, the five Monkey Kings went through hardships and finally became saints and became ancestors. But today's heaven is not the same as the novel. It is completely different here. Although most of the positions of righteous gods in the heaven are vacant, and most of the gods have disappeared for no reason, but taking the third catastrophe as an example, it is incomparable to the previous two."

The first catastrophe of the heavens was the Lich War, which was called a catastrophe, so that the two races were almost wiped out, and even forced the saints to take action to stabilize the entire heaven, otherwise the three realms might be gone.

Although the scale of the second battle of conferred gods was not as large as the first one, how can such a major event as conferring the gods be compared with ordinary calamities.Moreover, the hidden danger of the dispute between Taoism and Buddhism has already been buried in the second catastrophe.

But this time, if it wasn't for the Heavenly Emperor's blind practice of some exercises that caused the hiccups, it would hardly have had much impact on the Heavenly Court.At this level, how can it be called the catastrophe of the heavens and the five declines of heaven and man?
According to the records of heaven, the third catastrophe happened 2000 years ago.

Among them, the protagonists are the meritorious Buddha Jin Chanzi and the fighting and defeating Buddha Sun Wukong. Although the strength of these people is the Daluo Jinxian, they can be called the giants of the Three Realms, but the movement is really a bit small.

Not to mention the participation of saints like the Lich War, but the Battle of the Conferred Gods, where dozens of Da Luo Jinxians fought in a melee, and in the end, many people fell, and even many people were knocked out of their cultivation bases, and they cannot recover their strength now.

"No, it's definitely not right, I must have been cheated." The more Zhang Hao thought about it, the more something went wrong. After the third emperor burped, this Heavenly Court would be his. What Hao Tianjing said that time was inexplicable, even if he tossed the Heavenly Court at will. It doesn't matter... Could it be that the third catastrophe has not yet passed, and what happened before is just the beginning.

The catastrophe of the heavens is unavoidable except for saints, any immortals, ghosts, and monsters. Zhang Hao's current cultivation base is extremely weak. If this is really the case, he can only be mercenary.

"Oh, Your Majesty is here so soon. I was just talking to the Queen Mother just now. I wonder if Your Majesty is free to come today."

A clear and distant voice came, Zhang Hao came back to his senses, and looked at the speaker.

I saw a woman dressed in light gauze and white clothes sitting on a lotus seat. Her eyes were like autumn waves, her eyebrows were like Qingdai, and her lips were not pimple. She was even more beautiful than beauties like He Xiangu Daji.This person is holding a jade bottle in his left hand and a dust whisk in his right hand, so he is naturally Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Zhang Hao smiled slightly: "Since Guanyin Bodhisattva has come to Yaochi, how can I not come to accompany him?"

He used his bragging ability to chat with Guanyin Bodhisattva, but there was no flaw in his words.

"Well, it seems that the heavenly book is really powerful. The aura on my body is even invisible to Guanyin. The queen mother should just leave temporarily and will come soon. She is different from Guanyin. After all, she shares the same bed with the old heavenly emperor. The person who sleeps on the pillow has slept for tens of thousands of years...Life is like a play, it depends on acting skills, I have to deal with it carefully." When Zhang Hao chatted with Guanyin, he was also thinking about how to deal with the Queen Mother.

"Your Majesty, I invite you to Yaochi under the banner of the Queen Mother today, because I have something important to ask for."

Just when Zhang Hao was thinking hard about the countermeasures, Guanyin suddenly felt embarrassed and took a long time to say this sentence.

(End of this chapter)