Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 72
The thunderball grew bigger against the wind, and suddenly changed from the size of a volleyball to a giant, covering the entire peak of Tianjian Mountain.

Zhang San and Li Si are like ants and elephants in front of Lei Qiu.

"Hmph, little sample."

Zhang San's children's shoes are not afraid at all, he can still deal with this level of attack with a fart.

Of course, farting is a bit unrefined and a little too clichéd.

The same force, you can't pretend to be a second time.

He wrinkled his nose, feeling a little itchy.

So he raised his head and sneezed at the thunderball.

"Hache!"

The sneezing sound was very small, there was not even any fluctuation, and there was not even a breeze.

Li Si was frightened out of his wits. He had never watched Transition Tribulation before. Today he experienced Heaven Tribulation for the first time. An inexplicable sense of awe rose from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, while another sense of fear penetrated directly from his head to Chrysanthemum.

He tried his best to control himself, so as not to make his senior angry, and if he threw himself off this lofty peak all at once, he would definitely fall to nothing.

Even so, when Li Si saw the huge thunder ball, he still had a little distrust of Zhang San in his heart. The Heavenly Tribulation is so scary, can the senior really handle it?
When he saw that Zhang San was not moving, he really panicked, and said to himself: "Damn it, did senior get scared? This thunder ball is really scary, Mom, I'm coming to accompany you !"

At the same time, the gods around the Ascension Platform all widened their eyes, they were very concerned about the safety of the Farting Cultivator.

If this person can withstand this thunder ball, it means that this person's talent is really terrifying, and he can withstand a blow from the peak of a human immortal before he ascends. Even in the heavens, it is difficult to find such a genius.No force would want to miss such a genius, and must recruit such a person.

Now, it depends on whether the farting monk can survive this disaster.

When they saw that Zhang San was motionless and even sneezing, they couldn't help but shook their heads. After all, this person is not that kind of talented and strong man. Seeing such a powerful attack from Thunder Ball, they were already shocked.

However, to the surprise of Li Si and the group of gods, the huge thunderball rushed towards Zhang San majesticly, but disappeared inexplicably after hearing the sound of sneezing.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck me, what's going on?"

"I didn't see it, I didn't see it clearly!"

"Blinded my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, really didn't see clearly what happened?"

The gods who watched the play were stunned for a moment, especially the last guy, who was a dog demon who became a fairy, usually taciturn, but today he opened his mouth wide in fright.

Uncle Cao Guo, the most mature and prudent among the Eight Immortals, said in a muffled voice, "Mr. Lei, are you releasing water? Why is there so much thunder and little rain?"

"Go away, I want to kill him and let him go!" Lei Gong used to pretend to be gentle with Han Zhongli, but now he is very angry, especially when he sees Uncle Cao who doesn't fart for a long time and gets angry when he speaks. The dead guy, no longer shows any mercy, and cursed loudly.

"You! It's too deceiving!"

Cao Guojiu is Zhenguojiu. Before he became an immortal, he was the brother-in-law of a certain emperor in the lower realm. Basically no one can play with him.

"Uncle Guo, calm down."

Tieguai Li grabbed Uncle Cao Guo, and said in a low voice: "The thunder ball just now did contain the power of the peak human immortal. I'm afraid it was because the monk who crossed the tribulation was too strong, so he easily resolved it. Lei Gong It's normal to be a little angry when you make such a big scandal in front of everyone, so don't get too angry."

"Hmph." Cao Guoshu flicked his sleeves, turned and left.

It's okay not to give other people's face, but he still has to give the face of the Eight Immortals.

If Tieguai Li hadn't valued him back then, he wouldn't have been able to ascend to immortality, and even become a righteous god.

The onlookers, who were not far from Tianjian Mountain, opened their mouths wide enough to stuff a few duck eggs in.

"Is this still a human?"

"This must be some kind of beast turned into a human, right? Otherwise, how could it be so strong!"

"Even if it is the sword master Fang Hua, it is impossible to retreat completely in the face of such a strong thunder calamity, let alone smashing the thunder ball so easily, the clouds are calm and the wind is light."

"My God, did we just provoke such a strong man?"

Many monks were so frightened that their excrement came out, and the stench filled the air for a while.

Only Fang Han and the few strong men felt a sense of escape from death.

With such a powerful Thunder Tribulation, that senior could annihilate it with a single sneeze.

If the fart just now was stronger, everyone present would definitely be like Thunder Ball.

According to ancient rumors, there are powerful beasts living in the Tianchen Realm. Although they disappeared later, no one can guarantee that there will be no descendants left behind.

In the eyes of these people, that senior is probably the descendant of the legendary beast, and his cultivation cannot be judged by common sense.

……

Just when everyone was in a daze, Zhang San's voice came out from the Ascension Channel with a bit of doubt, a bit of complaining, and a bit of pretentiousness.

"Tch, did I think it was awesome? It turned out to be a dull thunder, not as loud as my fart."

"Hurry up, give me a few more thunderballs to play with."

"Hey, is there something wrong with this Heavenly Tribulation? Will I still be able to split it? If I don't split it, I will be successful in crossing the Tribulation. Why are you leaving me here!"

"It's boring, what is this thunder disaster, isn't it the promised monk's nemesis? Kill you big-headed ghost."

All the gods rolled their eyes, this is no longer a question of ignorance!
"Crack!"

There was a crisp sound in Lei Gong's mouth, and a tooth fell out of his mouth, so angry that the tooth was crushed.

Li Si choked back the pee that was almost frightened, and looked at Zhang San with eyes that couldn't be described as admiration.

Even if you ask him to make a promise with his body and present chrysanthemums, he will not say no.

A real strong person is one who dares to face up to the bleak life, dare to face up to the dripping blood, and dare to say that you are a hot chicken to Tianjie, who makes a lot of money, is cool and blows up the sky!

Senior, is the real powerhouse!

……

Lei Gong spat out his bloody teeth, and without saying a word, a trident-shaped thunder appeared in his hand, and he threw it at Zhang San.

"Let me go, Lei Gong took out all the thunder and lightning of his life. This attack is his strongest attack. It is infinitely close to the earth immortal. Even the peak of the heavenly immortal can't resist it! No matter how strong the farting monk is, he can only die."

"Lei Gong is really angry! In front of so many immortal friends, he has lost such a big face, no one can stop him."

All the gods shook their heads, no matter how powerful that monk was, he would never be able to withstand this blow.

In this blow, Lei Gong used his natal lightning essence, which is equivalent to the blow of the early earth immortal, even the entire Tianjian Mountain would be wiped out by this blow.

Zhang San naturally saw this lightning bolt, nodded in satisfaction, opened his mouth and swallowed the trident, and commented by the way: "Chicken tastes crunchy!"

　The chicken tastes crunchy. Today, I saw a reader asking about a trick in the book review area. Everyone can leave a message in the book review area for interesting tricks. I will add it to the book as soon as I see it.

　　In addition, I have more free time tomorrow, so I will add an update.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)