Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 74 Come out, my summoned beast... no, my old and wet
All the gods turned their heads to look at the yellow-haired god who claimed to be Ying Xizi, many of them looked dazed.

"Where did this guy come from?"

"I don't know, is he going to do something? He actually came out to sell things at this time?"

"That's not the point... What is that green copper ingot immortal clock he's talking about? Fuck, the emperor's soldiers and the emperor's scriptures, this kid is really good at bragging. Could it be that he can still get the emperor or Wufang?" The five emperors' exercises?"

"Damn it, the Emperor of Heaven doesn't believe this."

"Desecrating the Emperor of Heaven deserves ten thousand deaths! Go, brothers, deal with him."

Several gods blinked their eyes and talked a lot.

When the yellow-haired salesman Ying Xizi heard the last sentence, he immediately felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and quickly waved his hands and said, "My fellow immortals, you got it wrong! What I'm talking about is not the scriptures of the Great Emperor, but the patterns of the Great Goblin. The essence of the earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, the veins are the veins of the blood veins, this thing is an ancient magic medicine, it can make a man invincible with a golden spear, and make a woman beautiful."

"Fuck, it turned out to be a liar."

"Damn it, I've never heard of any magic medicine with hobgoblin patterns, it must be a lie."

"That's right, what is the emperor soldier? Could it be some kind of innate treasure, this kid is bluffing and deceiving, and even in the name of the Emperor of Heaven, we must beat him up!"

"That's right, what enlightenment tea leaves are kings of medicine for ten thousand years, and they are also kings of medicine for 1 years. Treat us as idiots and beat him up."

The corner of Ying Xizi's mouth twitched, he must pay attention to the time when selling in the future.

This is not the point, the point is to avoid this level first, it seems to be a platform ahead!
That black-faced guy on the stage must be Lei Gong, why is he looking at him like this, does he want to hit himself too?Fuck, I can't beat this guy!

"My fellow immortals, don't get excited. Calmness is the true nature of the immortal family. You must have misheard just now. We are a small business, and the most important thing is word of mouth. We will never deceive customers. You get what you pay for, Our shop is full of ten-thousand-year elixir, even if it is a 10-year-old magic medicine, or a million-year-old medicine king, we can get it... Okay, okay, today I am not doing business, I am also seeing everyone The fairy friends are all here, and they came to join in the fun." Ying Xizi turned his lips quickly, and in a few clicks he covered the topic, and put away the truck by the way.

"It really is a liar."

"Forget it, forget it, don't talk to him, the farting monk below is the point."

Several gods shook their heads, very disappointed with the yellow-haired salesman.

Ying Xizi didn't feel embarrassed at all. He moved to the front of the Ascension Platform and said to a cripple with iron crutches, "Hey, Brother Lame, what happened here? Why are you all gathered here?"

All the gods looked dumbfounded, this little yellow hair must be too courageous, he dared to talk to Tieguai Li like this.

Tieguai Li, the head of the Eight Immortals, has reached the peak of the Celestial Immortals, only a small step away from becoming the Golden Immortal boss, and can be regarded as the most powerful immortal present.

Tieguai Li has always been kind to others. He has only one weakness, which is his lame leg... If anyone dares to call him lame in person, he will basically beat him to death.

Sure enough, "Brother Lame" didn't answer Ying Xizi's words, and slapped him with a cane.

"Fuck, cripple, I'll call you lame brother for your sake, why are you whipping me?" Ying Xizi was furious. He was despised by everyone when he came, and it was fine to be called a liar. Beating him indiscriminately is really unbearable!

"Lame... you... numb... numb..."

Tieguai Li had only exerted a third of his strength at first, but this time he exhausted all his strength, and the walking stick swept towards Ying Xizi like a howling wind.

"Male Gobi, if the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm Hello KT!"

Ying Xizi was also angry, the cripple was so unreasonable, he took out a shiny disc from his arms, threw it at Tieguai Li, and shouted: "Come out, my caller!" Beast... no, my old age is wet!"

All the gods sneered, this kid didn't know how to dodge, but chose to confront Tieguai Li head-on, he was really stupid.

But the next second, they couldn't laugh.

boom!
The disc and the walking stick collided with each other, making a loud noise. Tieguai Li and Ying Xizi each took a step back, and it was a tie.

The eyeballs of all the gods almost fell out. It turned out that this yellow-haired salesman was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!
Fuck, it seems that the strength is only at the level of ordinary immortals, and even with a casual blow, he even tied with Tieguai Li.

They could all see that Tieguai Li Han had already used all his strength when he struck out angrily.And even so, the yellow-haired salesman was evenly matched with him, what does that mean?
It shows that the strength of this yellow-haired salesman is stronger than Tieguai Li, and it can be said to crush the audience.

However, what surprised the gods even more was that Ying Xizi didn't seem to overwhelm the audience at all. Instead, he looked stupid and fiddled with Yuanpan and said, "Hey, why don't you come out, old man? Hurry up!" Come out, otherwise I won't be able to deal with this cripple at all, and I will die when they come together later."

"Jamay is down, Yinjia is not feeling well today, he doesn't want to fight." A delicate voice came out from the disc.

"Forget it, I won't fight with them today, I'll withdraw first!" Ying Xizi put away the disc, snorted at Tieguai Li, and walked away arrogantly.

What the hell, what's going on?

All the gods are being confused again...the number of times of being confused today is simply not too much.

The yellow-haired salesman easily drew with Tieguai Li, and suddenly became the strongest god present, but he turned his head and ran away instead, which is really strange.

A fairy looked at Ying Xizi's back and couldn't help asking: "My dear friend, what's your name? I didn't catch it just now."

"My name is Ying Xizi, and I am the descendant of the dragon."

Ying Xizi pretended to be cowardly, then used the secret method, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

A few seconds later, he appeared on a giant tree thousands of miles away, patted his chest and said, "These gods really have brain problems. If I ask any question, they will fight. If I didn't bring them today Old and wet, I will definitely not be able to run away."

After finishing speaking, he took out the disc, then took out a laptop, put the disc in, and concentrated on admiring the artwork.

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"God, I'm going to your uncle. After shouting for so long, will you let me go through the catastrophe?"

Zhang San was very upset, he managed to get through the catastrophe, but the sky didn't throw a few thunders down, it really beeped the dog.

The corner of Lei Gong's mouth twitched, and only then did he think of the uncle in the lower realm... He grinned, this uncle is even more difficult to provoke than the yellow-haired salesman just now.

"Friends of the immortals, according to the ascension regulations, I can only let him go to the sky. If he is really a gluttonous form, everyone will run for their lives later, and I will go first." Lei Gong opened the ascension channel, turned around and ran away.

In fact, he wasn't worried that Zhang San was a glutton, mainly because he felt it was too embarrassing to run away.

The immortals came to their senses when they saw Lei Gong running away.

Fuck, that's right, if it's really a gluttonous form... when that person goes to the sky, no one can escape.

What are you waiting for, run quickly!

(End of this chapter)