Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 78 This avatar can only be rated with one star!
"There's a saying, eat what's in the pot and look at what's in the bowl, Zhang San, can you finish eating what's in your hand before talking! You sit down and eat, and your saliva drips on Lao Tzu's grilled fish up!"

"You are too embarrassing. I am a majestic Lord Tiandi grilling fish for you. Ma De, you put it down for me... I didn't eat any of them, but you ate three of them! This cumin flavor is my favorite, you If you rob me again, I will fight you hard."

"Fuck, you're so shameless, spit on it... Forget it, you'd better eat it."

Looking at Zhang San who was eating like crazy, Zhang Hao felt melancholy in his heart and was speechless on the outside.

Is this dude in front of me really my avatar?Couldn't it be some monster with a big stomach?If it wasn't for the obvious aura on Zhang San's body, he would really step up and beat him up.

A whole five fish!

The five fish that he had grilled for a long time all went into Zhang San's stomach, and he didn't eat a single bite.

What annoyed Zhang Hao the most was that this guy didn't mind grabbing a fish with one hand, and even spit on the fish that was being baked.

Make it clear that he is not allowed to eat.

Zhang San ate five pieces of grilled fish in one go, belched hard twice, thought Zhang Hao was the waiter of the grilled fish, and said, "Five more!"

"You really want to die!" Zhang Hao saw that Zhang San was so embarrassing, the veins on his forehead were twitching, and he was ready to give him a good meal.

"Ahem, I'm joking. Come on, sit down, and I'll grill the fish for you." Zhang San changed his face instantly, grinning, and flattered Zhang Hao.

After all, Zhang Hao didn't deliberately let him dove, it was just that the cracks in space were blocked... It's very cool to think about being able to let the Emperor of Heaven grill fish for him, let alone he did it.

Zhang Hao nodded in satisfaction, handed all the remaining dozens of fish to Zhang San, and said, "Grill it, you are destined to be the man who is the king of grilled fish."

Zhang San was stunned and roared angrily: "Fuck, there are so many fish, have you finished eating them?"

"You are so stupid, we are gods... No matter how full we are, the mana will be digested lightly." Zhang Hao rolled his eyes. If the clone is so stupid, should he consider making a new one?

Moreover, this avatar has only been in the realm for a few days, and it has become so awesome. If you don't give yourself face, it is worse than a one-star bad review.

The only thing to worry about is, what if the reworked avatar is less obedient than Zhang San?
Forget it, just use it.

Seeing Zhang Hao's disgusting eyes, Zhang San felt a little unhappy immediately, but he didn't dare to be embarrassed anymore, and honestly explained everything about the lower realm this time.

"You frankly stayed in Lichunyuan for a week? How the hell did you use up 360 five moves of Ai (a) Wei (v) Lao Shi's unique moves? I'm crazy!"

"Damn it, I've been in the sky for so long, and I didn't do anything except hold hands with Fairy Chang'e... You're fine, everything feels good."

Zhang Hao didn't care at all whether the bug was solved, and all his attention was on the matter of Lichunyuan.

He is so angry!

If I knew that when I created the avatar, I wouldn't have taught him those unique moves.

"Boss, you don't have to worry about this. We are one. Come on, let's exchange consciousness. You have experienced what I have done." Zhang San laughed straight, looking very innocent and kind.

"As far as it goes, I still need to taste your leftovers? I can go to Chang'e and the Queen Mother casually, and one of them is worth [-] ordinary things to you." Zhang Hao became arrogant all of a sudden, Other things can be admitted. In the matter of picking up girls, you must not lose to others, not to mention that Zhang San is still his clone.

"That's a must. Only you, the eldest, are worthy of the Queen Mother and Chang'e fairy. Other gods are not worthy of carrying shoes for them." Zhang San laughed straight, flattering without money.

"You're smart, grilled fish."

Zhang Hao nodded in satisfaction, suddenly remembered Li Si in Zhang San's mouth, and said, "Hey, didn't you say that you took that fat man to heaven? Could it be that you sent him directly to Tiandi Palace?"

There are not many people in Tiandi Palace, but it is a bit inappropriate to send a mortal directly up like this.

"No, after I successfully crossed the catastrophe, I found that I forgot to bring the seasoning, so I put him on the ascension platform, and went to the lower realm to buy the seasoning... But when I went to the sky, I found that he was gone, and I even fought with a stupid bird I don’t know if Li Si was eaten by that stupid bird.” Zhang San shook his head, Li Si is a mortal after all, and if he got lost in the heaven, it might be a disaster.

Wait a few days to go to the underworld, let Hades take a look at the book of life and death, if he is really dead, let him cast a good baby, and repay his kindness for inviting me to be a guest in Lichunyuan.

……

Longevity Mountain, Wuzhuang View.

The talisman seals made by the Great Immortal Zhenyuan himself were really powerful, and Qingfeng took Mo Xin and Li Si back to the temple in the blink of an eye.

"Two big brothers, I have too much flesh on my body, and the chrysanthemum is not easy to use. Please let me go! How about this, when you have time to go to the Tianchen Realm, I will find you some handsome guys. If you don't like the little boy, I will I'll find you a few strong men, and I promise to satisfy you." Li Si bowed down and said a lot.

Mo Xin tries hard to restrain her urge to hit someone!Made, I don't like gays!

Qingfeng's eyes brightened, and she felt that she had a new goal.The group of brothers in the temple are all avoiding him, so it is not easy to make a move.

Find a time to go to the lower realm someday, men of all kinds are not allowed to choose by themselves.As for the issue of orientation, that's all trivial... under the hands of Jinxian Da Neng, you can change your species, not to mention your sexual orientation.

"Qingfeng, you are back." At this moment, a figure appeared in front of several people, it was Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal.

"Reporting to Master, this disciple was fortunate enough to take his brother back in front of others." Qingfeng nodded quickly. If it wasn't for his speed, Li Si might have been snatched away by others.

"Master, this time it's all due to Senior Brother Qingfeng. If he hadn't used Master's talisman in time, I'm afraid it would be difficult for us to bring Junior Brother back from others." Mo Xin didn't take the credit, and threw all the credit to Qingfeng .

Li Si raised his head to look at Immortal Zhenyuan, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn it, it turned out that those two people kidnapped me, and it was the old man who wanted to accept me as an apprentice.

Fuck, I thought the two of them wanted to have sex with me, it was really scary.

Immortal Zhenyuan frowned, and said, "Didn't I tell you two to bring that ascendant over? Why did you two bring a mortal here?"

"what?!"

Qingfeng was suddenly stunned.

Mo Xin was also taken aback, and said: "Master, this person is indeed an Ascendant. When my brother and I arrived, he happened to be staying at the Ascension Platform."

(End of this chapter)