my funny dad

Chapter 4 Dad was stared at by MM and ran away (2)
"Dad, when you wear sneakers with bare feet, the smell gets all over your shoes. If you don't go to work and you need to go out, I suggest you put on socks, wash them when you come back, and clean your feet. Once washed, it will not pollute the family environment, and it will look very civilized when going out."

It may be that my words hurt my father's self-esteem. In order to restore his image as a father, he called me to him and said, "Quack, when others have shortcomings, you must give your opinions in a tactful way. You can't laugh at them, let alone sit idly by. , but to help him...

Aha, inadvertently, Dad finally admitted that wearing sneakers with bare feet is a shortcoming.

He has said before that it is his unwillingness to be repressed.

While my father was going to dry the socks on the balcony, my mother gave me a thumbs up.

It's great to be able to help my mother or say myself a big favor!
As soon as I was proud, I ran to my desk, took out a blank piece of paper, and wrote a sentence: "Your sneakers are so smelly, they pollute the family environment very much and are not good for your health; besides, light Wearing sneakers is very unsightly and detrimental to the appearance of the city!"

After writing the note, I folded it a few times, ran to the shoe cabinet, put the note into one of his sneakers, and wrapped my dad’s sneaker with a big old bath towel. Layer after layer.

After finishing these tasks, I suppressed my laughter, walked up to my dad who was sitting at the dining table waiting for dinner, and said, "Dad, there is a letter from you in this package."

Seeing Dad's surprised gaze, I added another sentence: "A very euphemistic letter!"

"Little ghost, what kind of tricks are you playing?"

Let him reflect on himself, I ran to the kitchen and said to my mother with joy, "This time there is really hope."

"Yeah!" My mother followed my example and gave me a high-five in congratulations.

Unfortunately, the celebration came a bit too early.

When I returned to the living room again, my dad had already crumpled up the note and threw the shoes into the trash can.

What's even more exasperating is that he actually said to me nonchalantly: "Quack, put these things wherever you should, or your mother will blame you again."

Ha, did I make a mistake?After working on it for a long time, I will be criticized for my behavior.

There is no way, my mother and I were frustrated, and we finished our meal amidst the "ignorance and fearlessness" of my father.

When my mother and I went downstairs to take a walk to digest food, my father hurriedly put his feet into the sneakers and greeted us hurriedly: "Hey, wait for me..." for fear that we would dump him.

The more he yelled, the faster we went down the stairs.

However, this unresponsive dad followed behind us as if nothing had happened, like a bodyguard or a down-and-out flower protector.

Along the way, we always ran into acquaintances who came out for a walk in the compound. My mother and I were always afraid that others would look at Dad’s feet, as if we were dressed inappropriately, so we always wanted to walk slowly Get rid of him; as for Dad, he always greets people enthusiastically before Mom: "Oh, you are walking around, you!"

"Hey, hello!"

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4.this is really infuriating
After dinner at noon on Sunday, my mother said that she would go to the mall in the afternoon to buy a few pairs of shoes for my father and me.

"Oh!" I exclaimed happily.

It has been more than half a year, and the few pairs of shoes I have are either too old to look at, or so small that they touch my toes.

However, my dad is not as happy as I am.

I just heard him say impatiently: "You can buy it, I'd rather carry a big bed at home than go shopping in some ghost mall."

After speaking, he turned over on the bed, ready to fall into a deep sleep.

My mother said: "When buying shoes or clothes, you have to try them on yourself. How can it be as simple as just bringing them back?"

If my dad doesn't want to go, I'm afraid my new shoes will be ruined too.

I am not as patient as my mother.

I said to my dad: "You are only allowed to take a nap for two hours. After two hours, you will stop daydreaming."

"Okay, okay, I didn't expect Guagua to speak more and more humorously."

Unexpectedly, my scaring words turned into humor in Dad's eyes.

After the negotiation was successful, my mother and I exited the room and sat on the sofa watching a DVD.

This is a TV series in Korea. Parents are short-sighted, mother-in-law and mother-in-law. My mother watched it with great interest, but I was very annoyed.

What catches your eyes?Isn't it just a few people who come and talk softly, even quarrels are like that, so boring!
The only thing that interested me was the female lead.Not only is she beautiful, but she can also dress up.

Her long nails are always painted with various colors and patterns in different patterns, which is so beautiful that it makes people dizzy.

After my heart beat, I started to act.

I quietly sneaked into my mother's room, and opened her small drawer to see what color nail polish she had, so that I could also beautify him.

I looked at my dad who was snoring, and flipped through my mom's little drawer with confidence.

What a disappointment!

The only small bottle of nail polish is still bright red, and this color should have been eliminated long ago.

Look at the beautiful girls walking on the street now, and you will know that what I said is right. Those fashionable girls have painted on their nails with light colors.However, for my mother, a small bank clerk, these things are just decorations for her.

I don't want to experiment with these outdated things on me!

Just as I was about to put this bottle of red nail polish into the drawer, I suddenly thought of my dad.

What if he still stubbornly refuses to wear socks when we go shopping and trying on shoes with us in the afternoon?This is based on facts.

I remember a year ago, once, my mother took my father to buy shoes for him. When my father asked the salesperson to take a pair of shoes he liked, he took his bare feet out of the sneakers without any scruples. into the new shoe.Not to mention the smell at that time, what was more interesting was the expressions of those grown-ups!Let me describe it to you, it's hilarious.

The father was very naive. After pulling out the other bare foot from the old shoe, he took an independent posture and rubbed his bare foot on the trouser leg twice. While rubbing, he said seriously to the salesperson aunt: " Don't worry, you won't get your new shoes dirty."

My mother stood aside, her face was flushed, and she looked angry from embarrassment. She wanted to go forward to help Dad try on the shoes, but she kept turning around as if she was afraid of being burned.

As for the salesperson auntie, she looked at her father with sympathy, and said softly: "It's okay, just try it, it must fit your feet."

After saying this, the aunt rolled her eyes at my mother in disdain, as if it was my mother's fault that my father was slovenly.

Walking out of the shopping mall, I asked my mother puzzled: "Why is that aunt looking at you so fiercely? It's not that you are trying on shoes with bare feet."

Before Mom could answer, Dad hurriedly said, "Where, that auntie is very nice, she is very kind and tolerant to people, and especially respects people's individuality."

After speaking, he grinned at his angry mother.

My mother gritted her teeth and said, "Huh, it's too embarrassing for me."

Since my mother thinks it's not my father who is ashamed, but her, then I should find a way to make my father feel ashamed.

Thinking of this, a brilliant idea jumped out of my clever mind.

I opened the small bottle of nail polish, unscrewed the cap, took out the small brush, and carefully approached Dad's big feet.

I just painted a toenail, maybe the small brush brushed it beyond the toenail, my dad was so stimulated that he shrank his feet.

"Wow!" I exclaimed in horror.

Fortunately, Dad turned over sharply and fell asleep again.

I brush more carefully and carefully.

In order for the small brush to brush the position more accurately, I had to move my head up.

So, my nostrils were very close to Dad's sour feet.

There is no way, there is a price to be paid for doing meaningful things.If I can make my dad like wearing socks this time, it will be worth my effort.

When I was so tired that I was dizzy and my neck was sore, and I couldn't bear it anymore, I was finally done.

In the middle, Dad turned over five times.

As for me, I went to the balcony to breathe eight times.Otherwise, I must be smoked to death.

Two hours finally came, and Mom's disc was coming to an end.

When I woke up my dad, I quickly took the pair of sneakers to my dad's feet.

The sleepy dad put his feet into the shoes and praised me for being a good girl.

When I dragged my dad down the stairs, my mom yelled behind me: "Remember to wear socks!"

However, when Dad heard the cry, he ran even faster.

In the mall, soon, my two pairs of shoes were bought.

In addition to being happy, my heart began to beat wildly again.

Imagine that when my father sees the big feet with red nail polish, he is afraid of being laughed at by others and frowns. When I send a pair of socks that I brought with me in time, he should be excited to praise me for being a considerate and good daughter. !

With two shoeboxes in my hands and keeping my eyes open for the moments when I need them, it's just too much work.

Mom bought shoes for me very happily, but when I bought shoes for dad, I had to choose from thousands of choices. What kind of leather or fake leather, what style and model, I feel dizzy when I hear it.

Finally, they stopped in front of a pair of oversized shoes.

"Miss, try this pair."

As soon as my mother opened her mouth, an aunt with a big "bird's nest" on her head came over.

She smiled and asked Dad to sit on the small stool next to her, handed the shoes to my dad, and then stood aside, waiting patiently.

The time to need me has finally come!
I quickly handed the two shoe boxes in my hand to my mother, and then ran behind my father to wait.

Dad finally got his foot out!

"Ah!" The aunt who was still smiling just now took two steps back, her eyes widened.

I'm really worried that the dangling "bird nest" on her head will fall apart.

As for Dad, he only lowered his head for a moment, then raised his head suddenly, and stared at the aunt in horror.

What's so scary about this, why is it like meeting a tiger in the big forest?What's even more ridiculous is that my mother, originally, she was far away from my father, for fear that others would see that this barefoot man was with her family.However, when she saw the funny expressions of these two people, she ran over screaming in horror: "What's the matter? What's the matter? Where is the injury?"

Originally, I was going to hand the socks to my dad and let him put them on willingly.

But, but, the development of the situation is a bit bad.

Hearing my mother's exclamation, all those shoe buyers and sellers gathered around and stared at my father's feet.As for Dad, he was still half-lifting his feet with red nail polish so silly.

"Hahaha……"

Among the onlookers, some people laughed, while others scoffed.

The mother who came to her senses blushed as red as her father.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Try another foot."

The father, who came to his senses, quickly stuffed this foot into the old shoe, and pulled the other foot out.

Unexpectedly, there were five dazzling red toenails again.

"abnormal!"

I heard the aunt the salesperson whispering to her companion.

Dad knocked off the socks I kindly handed over, put on his shoes tremblingly, got into the crowd, and fled.

My mother and I hurriedly chased after.

After leaving the mall, my father stopped and stared at my mother angrily.

"No...it's none of my business. I'm watching TV." My mother stammered.

"That must be you!"

The angry dad stared at me, and it seemed that he couldn't solve his hatred if he wanted to swallow me up.

In a blink of an eye, my mother also said to me angrily: "How could you come up with such a bad idea? If you meet acquaintances, how can your father meet people!"

The end result was that Dad yelled at me and refused to talk to me for 10 hours plus 7 minutes.All this time, he'd been angrily scratching the red polish off his toenails with the Swiss pocket knife.

As for my mother, after scolding me for being so outrageous and ridiculous, she scolded me for stimulating my old stubborn dad.

This is really outrageous!

Since then, whenever my dad goes out to wear sneakers, he has a problem, that is, he can't forget to check his toes before putting socks on his feet, which is very environmentally friendly and elegant.In this regard, my mother didn't say a word.

(End of this chapter)