Chapter 91
Damn, this is too much.

I was almost dizzy, the waistband of this trousers was even stained with wine, I instinctively wanted to struggle, but unfortunately the kitten's hands seemed to have magical powers, draped my shoulders, and I couldn't move at all.

But Wu Daozi was extremely fast, he seemed to be tied up within a few seconds, and then he closed my open chest like a gate, and the moment it closed, he took a sip of white wine and sprayed it on my chest. above.

"Okay, it's half done, you can untie him now." Wu Daozi seemed very tired, and sat down on the chair, panting heavily.

The kitten untied me at once, and the moment I untied me, I immediately regained my freedom, and quickly touched my chest with both hands.

It's strange that there is no trace at all.

Wu Daozi glanced at me, suddenly smiled and said: "It's okay, the old cat asks me to prescribe meat for him once a year. It is only healthy to wash it, but you are much cleaner than him. His place smells like a latrine."

"Uncle Wu, don't talk about it, you just said that it's only half done, what's going on?" the kitten interrupted hastily.

"Little cat, you are still so impatient. Even if you hang your Uncle Wu, you have to take a breath." Wu Daozi looked really good at drinking, and opened a bottle of Moutai as soon as he sat down. Dried up half a bottle, but the taste is really TM.

After drinking, Wu Daozi hiccupped in a very characteristic way, but the kitten next to him was really anxious, his mouth was pursed up in a hurry, and he looked as cute as he could be.

"Okay, okay, kitty, I'm really afraid of you." Wu Daozi said, standing up quickly and saying: "Since someone drew a picture of his internal organs, then we have to draw something on him to calm him down." live."

"Okay, let's draw quickly!" The kitten stepped forward and dragged Wu Daozi back.

"Wait a minute, wait a moment!" Wu Daozi hurriedly said, "I can't draw this, so I need you to do it."

"Ah? Why?" Kitten asked puzzled.

"This kid has an extremely yang body. How can I be a big man? You, a little girl, are here. Moreover, you were born on the night of the full moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival, with the most yin energy, so your painting is the most suitable." Wu Daozi said, and handed the paintbrush to the kitten.

"That's fine, I draw and I draw, you just tell me what to draw." Kitten Mengmeng nodded.

"Well, what is actually painted is second. The key is that the way of painting this time is very elegant. If there is any mistake, it will definitely be a waste of all previous efforts, and it will be more serious than before." Wu Daozi reminded.

"Well, just tell me how to do it, and I will do it." At this moment, the kitten is like an obedient elementary school student.

"Okay, then I'll say it." Wu Daozi suddenly smiled badly, then turned his head on purpose and said: "It's simple to say, but it's simple. To restrain the body of extreme yang, the time must first be the Zi hour, and the time must be within four hours." The work was completed within an hour, and the most important thing is that the painter and the subject must face each other in real body, of course the so-called real body means that they must face each other naked, and cannot wear a piece of clothing."

I was taken aback, and I only scolded Wu Daozi for being an old and unscrupulous person. What kind of bad move was this? The kitten is the old cat's younger sister. The first time I saw the kitten, I always regarded her as my younger sister. The two of them were naked Relative to each other, how can the kitten see people when it is spread out.

I instinctively wanted to say I disagree, but before I could say it, the kitten spoke up: "Uncle Wu, are you sure this will work, right?"

"Of course, whenever I, Wu Daozi, have ever done something that I'm not sure about, you just have to do what I say, and it will work." Wu Daozi patted his chest and said with certainty.

"Okay, no problem, I will draw tonight...tonight." The kitten agreed without thinking, but I could see that it was a difficult decision for her to make, and her face was obviously red when she said this, Don't even dare to look at me.

I know the kitten is very pure, this kind of thing must be done for the first time.

I didn't want to embarrass her, but before I could say anything, the kitten held me down and said, "Stop talking, no one can change the decision I made."

After the kitten finished speaking, he hurried out of the room, his face was as red as a red apple.

Next to me, Wu Daozi laughed and said to me: "Remember to be nice to the kitten in the future, you boy."

"You...you are talking nonsense, I..." I quickly refuted, but just halfway through, Wu Daozi also walked out, but he still said something in his mouth: "When I enter the house at night, I have a little memory." Stop, don't be tempted to do something out of the ordinary, you Uncle Wu and I are getting old and used to going to bed early!"

"You... what are you talking about, you." I quickly wanted to say that I would never have such a dirty thought in my heart, but suddenly I felt inexplicably nervous, thinking about facing the kitten naked at night, can I really do it? Hold on tight...

(End of this chapter)

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